Open Post: Hosted By Micaela Schaefer
Kate Upton, who? Sure Kate Upton's nipples froze, turned black and nearly fell off during her bikini photo shoot in Antarctica, but I'd like to see her do this. Has Kate Upton ever posed in the middle of a square in Berlin wearing only black ribbon, red construction paper, discount tulle from the fabric store and half of a heart-shaped chocolate box (on her box)? Only the Courtney Stodden (with a drop of Phoebe Price) of Germany, Micaela Schaefer, can pull off a sophisticated and demure ensemble like this.
The shiniest human rhinestone in Germany (next to Harald Gloockler, of course) gave everyone in Berlin an early Valentine's Day gift when she threw a fourth grade craft project on her body and posed for the paps in a square the other day. If a discount lingerie store put on a Victoria's Secret-like fashion show in the parking lot of a shuttered down mini mall and only had a budget of $3, this is what would come stomping down the folding table catwalk during the finale of their show.
Micaela Schaefer looks like a cross between a broke down float in the saddest Mardi Gras parade ever and a depression era Victoria's Secret model. In other words, this look is redefining the meaning of luxury.
Happy Early VD!
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Danka for the hugs. I'll tell Hot Lips about the wave later. Can't interrupt his, ahem, beauty sleep/coma.
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ROTFLMGDAO!!! And, of course, there would be a separate catagory for Jacko if big breasticled blondes were allowed anywhere near the ring! ;D
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Submitted by BaconSlut on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 2:36pm.
@Foxxy
But that would disqualify at least HALF of all Dlisters!
please. half of dlisted would be disqualified for not meeting the breed weight standards, another 30% disqualified for performance diminishing drugs, and 15% disqualified for humping the judges' legs. ;-)
glad it's going well. yah, that's my go to activity in those situations too, getting the acknowledgment process ready to run. as you said, it's kinda mindless busy work that relieves one's own stress, and it is a much needed task that is overwhelming without help. hugs to you, your mom and all of you. *waves at Hot Lips from a distance because i don't feel like rubbing my eyes all day today ;-)*
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
@Foxxy
But that would disqualify at least HALF of all Dlisters!
Hangin' in there. Got nearly twelve hours of sleep between Monday night and Tuesday. Then, turned into an Energizer Bunny for the next 16. But Mama Bacon now has a Post Office to rival the North Pole when it comes to getting Thank You notes, etc off in the next couple of months. All she needs to do is write individual personal notes, lick the envelopes and pop them in the mail box. A good, mind-numbing distraction for me.
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Hi Bacon! *hangs head* ok, i have to admit i'm completely biased against the droolers lol. if ya drool on the green carpet? REPORTED AND DISQUALIFIED!!
hope all is going peacefully.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Caught bits and pieces of the show. The English and French bulldogs got screwed! SCREWED, I tell ya! No love for the smooshies, those horz.
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@ pushy -- "Missed the Westminster Dog Show. Dang. Looked for it but couldn't find it."
cnbc and usa network mon night, usa network last night. sorry i didn't mention it in op yesterday. i was not impressed w/the winner -- to me that dog looks like something that was torn out of a kardashian's armpit. "Swagger" was robbed!!!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Slow night in OP. That could explain the political thread.
Missed the Westminster Dog Show. Dang. Looked for it but couldn't find it.
i would love to see pics of Micaela pre-op.
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God don't like ugly.
Man beats lover with a plate because he only listens to Alanis Morissette (sounds justified to me):
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2277428/Allen-Blair-Casey-Man-ar...
Anyhooker still out there? Couldn't sleep. Just made a loosemeat (don't) sammie and poured a cocktail (do).
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StsxAcQZKOw
Everybody plays the fool and gets taken in sometimes by people they trust the most.
PHM, you got that right.
I'm wondering how this slutty mcHo doesn't get pneumonia running around in those outfits every day. Isn't everyone else wearing a coat? Or is the silicone freeze/burn resistant?
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What does this ho do for a living? She's too much of a clown to be a stripper, and too public to be a hooker. She doesn't get paid to dress up like a slut in heat like in these photos. What does she do for money?
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Withy,
Agreed..the weekend couldn't come sooner! I'm all done for the night...just talking to the new guy, which I guess can be considered work. Lol.
And I feel you on Vob. I love her posts and spirit! I never want her to be in pain :(
Whamo, VOB tells it better. I just hate to hear when she says she's feeling pain. I'd be chugging as many pain meds as possible, but of course, that's not good either. Can't be easy. I'm glad she pops in often and can let us know how she's doing. :|
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PHM, good, for a Tuesday, although I'd be so much better if this were Friday. This week is going by too slow. You all done for the day?
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 11:14pm.
Whamo, VOB, has been in and out several times
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Oh my, I think I remember a week and a bit ago((?) she was waiting on test results but I missed what the issue and results were.
Again all the best to you VOB!
Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 11:16pm.
I'm good, Withy. How are you?
PHM, ick nast. There's too many pranks to pull with that one. I'll say no more. How you doing?
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Whamo, VOB, has been in and out several times. She's been braving it and hopefully keeping her spirits up with all the foolery on here. If we don't watch it we'll wake her up! *sends more good vibes for Batty, and zzzzzzzz!*
@GG, you do, can't keep up with ya! lol
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 8:42pm.
What are we doing now? Punching people in the taint?
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It's the Dlisted version of a handshake,
"Bends GG over, punches her taint*
@ GG....so did I kinda get it right, did cop killer take the chicken shit way out and kill himself? I just heard there was one shot but I didn't hear who shot it.
WR, I just let my brain fun free!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by veryoldbat on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 9:15pm.
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Hi there VOB, hey I must have missed it but are you not well, are you in the hospital or something? I'm sorry I'm not caught up on you condition but I of course wish you well whatever your dealing with.
((Vob)) :)
VOB: sending good health vibes your way. Hang in there, mamacita!
UBF: what you said. If a man shows you every day that he lives you, you don't need that stuff. It's nice and all, but demanding it makes it meaningless.
Just got to read about 1/10 of yesterday's OP post before hitting the sheets.
@VOB I hope you are on the mend and getting some great news from your docs. Hope that you will be home soon. Do take the best care of yourself!
@MK
Get ye ass to the specialist, ASS-PC! With our hor-ly connections, I am sure us DListers can procure a used glaucoma-testing machine. Personal sage, of course, will depend upon how swiftly you take care of yourself. Ranging from full custody of the machine to absolutely nada puffs at all, Get "crackin'" Chief!
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GG, how do you come up with that stuff? Lol. Those look like rabid death strain infection horns coming out her ass!
Foxxy, have a good night!
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@ Bat -- dammit, sorry i missed you! hope you get a restful sleep and safe and comfortable travel home tomorrow ;-)
g'night within, GG, PHM, mami, cashew -- have a nice night!
fwiw, news now saying Dorner's body has been found in the burned cabin
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
WR, she's the STD Angel.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
That heart looks RIDICULOUS!
VOB, you off for the night? Hope today went well!
*Good evening everyone!*
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Have a good night, VOB. Good to hear you're better!
Submitted by Hotmami on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 9:32pm.
That ARTICLE. Second only to murder. I'm sure that all of the pedos and rapists are making a note of that.
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It was truly disgusting and very sad wasn't it? Being a certain way in which you can not control and isn't harming anyone is clearly in the same vein as murder... I felt horrible for these people.
Electrocuting their genitals. Fed chemicals to make them vomit, snap their wrist with a rubber band? With one guy claiming until he had bloody wrists...All these things these people went through NOT TO BE GAY...and somehow some people believe being homosexual is a choice???
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Glad you're going home soon VOB. Hope you feel even better tomorrow!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by veryoldbat on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 9:31pm.
Awww that sucks on all counts. Just take it one day at a time and take good care of yourself! I gotta run for a bit, so if you are sleeping by the time..good night and I hope you feel better tomorrow!
MJT, so do I!
So, I'm watching Cat on a Hot Tin Roof...GotDAYUM, Paul Newman was GORGEOUS.
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@Hotmami - Swoooooooooooon to your avie. I love her (as you can tell) :)
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That ARTICLE. Second only to murder. I'm sure that all of the pedos and rapists are making a note of that.
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PHM..I missed you Sunday night. Thanks. I'll be better tomorrow... Safely home in my bed... Glad today is over. No cute Drs today.. Sigh..meds.. I should be asleep again in 20"
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Hey Vob I hope you're feeling better tonight!
LOL, you're sweet VOB!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Good evening all. Benched tonight. Reading commentary. It was a full Day in the D. Mami.. Love the new avi. Foxxy you could have a career with bitch counseling as well as CNN if Law gets old. GG.. For why aren't you my neighbor. Whams and Bams posted video in Beibs.. Made me think of what you Two might have been like in in primary school .. You hot little lotharios. Sp. can't correct tonight if I wanted to. So what's up?.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by Hotmami on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 8:35pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 8:30pm.
Jesus Christ, electrodes?!?! And to children? I can't.
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No, not children, This is the story on that
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/02/08/maryland-school-promotes-ex-gay-th...
which is just as ridiculous and damaging.
I was just referring to the fucked up means and extent people go to, to try and "cure" something that is impossible to "cure" because it's not a medical "issue". Specifically this:
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/mormon-gay-cures-reparative-therapies-shock...
There was a story on the Mtv documentary show "TRUE LIFE" about a guy this actually happened too.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 8:39pm.
NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What are we doing now? Punching people in the taint?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Hotmami has abandoned Nataline Wood! *faints*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Hotmami on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 8:18pm.
Whoever came up with this whole idea that therapy can "cure" homosexuality needs to repeatedly punched in the taint.
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"punched in the taint" LMAO! That just gave me a funny visual.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 8:30pm.
Jesus Christ, electrodes?!?! And to children? I can't.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 8:25pm.
Yes, that's her...I wanted to put up a different Natalie,lol. I honestly don't think The Tudors would have been the same without her. And I have a total girl crush in her. :)
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