Thursday, February 14th 2013
Birthday Sluts
Hugh Downs (92)
Freddie Highmore (21)
Erin Topey (32)
Rie Rasmussen (35)
Rob Thomas (41)
Simon Pegg (43)
Jules Asner (45)
Meg Tilly (53)
Renee Fleming (54)
James Eckhouse (58)
Pat O'Brien (65)
Teller (65)
Alan Parker (69)
Michael Bloomberg (71)
Florence Henderson (79)
Phyllis McGuire (82)
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Jim Jefferies!
Let's get crazy. Let's do some coke.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Pat O'Brien is still a smug tool, but he has turned his life around.
OMG Hugh Downs is still alive?
Have a butterscotch, sweetie.
HB Simon Pegg and I bow down to Golddigger
HOFer Meg Tilly. Bitch got paid!
Happy Birthday, Erin Torpey. I hope you will return as Jessica on the new One Life to Live!
@Donner
Happiest of birthday fondles to you! And get your finger out of your nose. If you don't, it'll stay that way. Or grow hair. Or something. ;)
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Pat O'Brien talks dirty to you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-s36dK0yQc
Happy birthday, Simon Pegg, you hot bitch you. ROWR. *nerd crush*
@ba-buttons &@bambam
Try as I have, I've just not been able to enjoy opera. Everynow I catch something on 89.5 and I like it but never catch what opera it's from.
Anyhow, I'll need to you tupe Renee Flemming
HB to Meg Tilly, not as buxom as your sister but just as cute.
HB to Teller. *I won't say anymore in his honor*
HB to Flo Henderson, I only knew her as the wholesome Carol Brady but who'd a figured she was a bit of a good time girl? Rrrrwwrrr!
HB to Rhonda Fleming, the great opera singer, and not coincidentally, HB to my singing coach (also an opera singer) where ever you are. Shoulda heeded your advice, might be doing something else instead of sitting here posting on the D. lols
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgQ-QrCFMjs
JUST GIVE ME A WINK, JUST WINK AT ME what does she say honey? It's been so long since our ass opened up for Mz. Patricia O'Briena!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
MY GF TO EAT YOU, LET'S DO IT. BETSY IS SO JEALOUS. LET'S FUCKING HAVE SEX I WANNA LICK YOUR PUSSY AND SUCK YOUR TITS.
LET'S GET WILD LET'S DO SOME COKE! YOU'RE SO FUCKIN' HOT.
GOOO PAT O'BRIEN!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-s36dK0yQc
Happy Birthday to Donner.
"50's is your youth of old age" quoted by someone. Hope it's a great day.
HB to Hugh Downs and Florence Henderson.
Happy B-Day Renee Fleming!! Arguably the premiere soprano of our time (sit your ass down Netrebko). However, ba-buttons' opera singer ex read in your book that you never used air conditioning (lest you damage your 'instrument') forcing me to endure multiple stank, humid Toronto summers like some kind of medieval peasant.
Bad B-Day to Pat O'Brien. The second I laid eyes on this guy I knew he was a perv.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:08pm.
Again, pipe down, Fatty. Go and waddle to the pantry, stick some cake in your gaping maw and pick some crabs out of your mound and use 'em as sprinkles.
Team#DOGHASCRABS!
HB donner!
Yesss- Simon Pegg!!
Happy VD y'allz!
Damn Hugh...you were sexxxy....
Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 9:32am.
@ Whamo - so Glam!
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Yea that's the picture he had. I'm sure my dad was scratching his head.
Submitted by donner on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 8:57am.
Enrico Colantoni (Veronica Mars' dad) is 50 today - and so am I!!!
Valentines birthdays are groovy.....
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Happy 50th birthday, Donner!
Wow, Hugh Downs was so handsome!
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Happy Birfday to Hugh Downs (who I hope is as nice as he seems)
And Teller
And Alan Parker
and my boy Michael Bloomberg. He's pretty evil, but I've got a soft spot for him.
@ Whamo - so Glam!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/05/NewYorkDollsNewYorkDolls.j...
In the late '70s Hugh Downs hosted a talk show for seniors called "Over Easy." My grandparents watched it and I thought it was so boring and Hugh Downs was so old...and that was a generation ago!
Now I'm the oldie b/c I recognize more of the names at the bottom of these birthday lists than at the top!
HB To Simon, I agree Shaun of the dead is the most fucking awesome movie.
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"Screw you, I'm Kevin Bacon!"
Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 8:54am.
Hey MK, you missed Sylvain Sylvain. You should never miss a New York Dolls slut.
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Jet Boy stole my baaaabby!!!!
The Dolls rocked, I remember my brother had a poster of them on his wall back in the day and I was like WTF!! I will never forget that picture, it's from their self titled album cover and they're all sitting on the couch dressed to the nines!
Happy 50th Donner! kick!, stretch!, and KICK! ;)
HB Carol Brady - Loved that flippy dippy mullet and great acting to make us think Mike was really into you.
Wishing a most splendid birthday to Simon Pegg! He automatically makes any movie he is in better. "Shaun of the Dead" is still one of my favorite flicks, as is "Hot Fuzz."
Rob Thomas...Back when Matchbox 20 was doing their thing they were "radio friendly" but they put out some solid tunes and they were a band unlike today's single name artists that literally can't even tune a guitar, Rob's a solid songwriter in his own right, dudes written tunes for some big names.
Simon Pegg...I just love these goofy Brits, Shaun of the dead was great.
Pat O'Brien..Let's hire a hooker, Let's get some coke" Bawahaaaa...what a dumb as...hey, not a bad idea:P
Teller....WHAT! I had NO CLUE this dude was that old, holy shit!
Florence Henderson... you gotta love Mrs. Brady and you gotta love that 70's golden age of naive American TV..I'm sure some would love to go back to that much simpler time.
Happy Bday Suts
Happy Birthday Hugh, Simon, Meg and the Queen of Wessonality, Mrs. Brady. Oh and Freddie Highmore, cuz I love his name (everyone should be high more).
Crappy birthday to the Creepy Midget Dictator of NYC and icky sleazeball Pat O'Brien.
Happy Bday Simon Pegg!
Enrico Colantoni (Veronica Mars' dad) is 50 today - and so am I!!!
Valentines birthdays are groovy.....
HB beautiful DIVA Renee Fleming. And Florence Henderson with the short haircut that went down the length of the neck then suddenly aimed heavenward (the Hawaii episodes years).
Hey MK, you missed Sylvain Sylvain. You should never miss a New York Dolls slut.
HB to Simon Pegg...love him.
And since when is Freddie Highmore 21?!
And Happy VD to all of you!
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Every saint has a past and
Every sinner has a future
Hugh Downs is still alive?!? Happy birthday, Hugh!
I met him once at the Phoenix airport. I was about 8 and he was on my flight. I ran over to him at baggage claim and asked for his autograph. He was stunned I knew who he was, but was nice enough to give it to me.
mama brady .... you dirty dirty slut, hb.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Happy Birthday to all the Valentine sluts and Happy VD to all you Dlist horz!