Ke$hit Drinks Her Own Pi$$
Most of what comes out of Ke$ha's mouth can be found inside of the busiest Port-A-Potty at the Gathering of the Juggalos, so it's not surprising to hear what goes in her mouth.
Because Ke$hit and Beyonce are are practically the same person and artist, she also had a visual director (aka her younger brother) follow her around with a camera for the past two years. Ke$hit used that footage to make a documentary that should premiere on Consumption Junction or on public access at 3am on a Tuesday, but it's showing on MTV this April instead. In Ke$hit's documentary called My Crazy Beautiful Life, she golden showers herself and admits that people always tell her that she smells like the crusty spot on a homeless man's panties. Ke$hit explained it all to BBC Radio 1 (via TNZH via ONTD):
On how she pulled a Bear Grylls: "I was told drinking my own pee was good, I was trying to be healthy ... Somebody tried to take my pee away from me and I said, 'That is mine!' So I snatched it up and took a chug and it was really gross so I don't do it anymore."
On how she smells like dumpster syrup: "My fans are amazing to me but usually the people around me say, 'You're disgusting!' or, 'Put your pants on!' or 'You're late!' Or they say, 'You smell weird, what's that smell?' I smell like a hobo. One time, someone told me I smelt like a shrimp on a diaper. I thought I could make a fragrance that was little like a shrimp on a Faberge diaper but I don't know if people want to smell like that."
On her obsession with glitter: "I have a bathtub; when I go on tour I bring a bathtub and I have a glitter roadie. His only job is to deal with the glitter and his job is to lather baby oil all over my body. Then I roll around in it and have to sit there until the baby oil dries. When I go to the bathroom you can follow the trail of glitter and tell which stall I peed in. I leave it all over the men I make out with."
Ke$hit reminds me of this gross kid in the 2nd grade who would eat his mocos and cough loogies into his hand for attention. (No, the gross kid wasn't me, but that's a valid question). Yes, Ke$hit calling anything gross is some pot kettle shit, but this isn't shocking at all. It would shock me more if Ke$hit said that she filled her mouth with Listerine. Of course she's swallowed a shot of her own piss.
Ke$hit needs to come grosser, because Bear Grylls, Carrie from Strange Addiction, millions of hippies and Bam Margera did it first. Speaking of Bam, if you put a gutter water-drenched wig on top of his head, wouldn't he look like Ke$hit a little? Has anyone seen them in the same room together? Has anyone ever seen them drink from the same urinal? Hmmm....
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Submitted by mongoose on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 5:19pm.
I met her at Cha Cha Lounge in LA a few months back...she looked a complete mess, my friend said she looked like a 'heifer' and she was dancing on top of a table drunk. Here's a pic I got with her...as you can tell, she looks worse in real life.
http://i45.tinypic.com/jii240.jpg
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Thanks for posting. I just have to bump your comment up. There are literally no redeeming features to her...
Blah blah blah slutbag blah blah blah herpes blah blah blah blah blah cunt-crusts blah blah blah urine blah blah blah Darwin awards.
^Every time I hear the "name" K@#$Ho
"HOdor"
Pathetic "edgy" fail by keSHIT. This twat will do anything to get attention...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
wow she tries sooooo sooo hard to be edgy.
next thing you know, she will talk about walking around nude and eating dog shit in a hot dog, like alysa milano did on the set of that movie.
i thought she just had a baby with her long term baby(?)
I would rather watch three hundred million Teen Moms and Snookis before watching this slag's reality show.
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Submitted by mike on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 5:39pm.
Submitted by mongoose on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 5:19pm.
I met her at Cha Cha Lounge in LA a few months back...she looked a complete mess, my friend said she looked like a 'heifer' and she was dancing on top of a table drunk. Here's a pic I got with her...as you can tell, she looks worse in real life.
http://i45.tinypic.com/jii240.jpg
Which one is Kesha?
But most importantly did she smell like a shrimp on a diaper? Inquiring minds want to know!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 7:45pm.
*checks sharted diapar for shrimp*"
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Lol! Well now I officially love her. Girl has fun with this shit. None of that "as an artist, blah blah" crap that the other pop hos pull.
You know I can see admitting to a lot of crap, but not THE STANK. I mean, deny that shit to anyone not within sniff smell of ya. AND bullshit the ones who are. Just do. It's like STANK denial 101. Never own up to the STANK whether it takes the form of a fart, shart, or just plain YOU A NASTAY HO STANK. Always blame the STANK on someone else. ALWAYS.
Oh, and that offensive odor you're smelling right now? That ain't no shrimp in my diapar, Okaaay? So y'all need to check y'allselves...*checks sharted diapar for a shrimp*...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Lmao @ shrimp on a diaper. I thought I had heard everything, but that is a new one!!
I feel like I never want to eat again after reading about this trash dump. Thanks.
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Thanks so much MK for posting this. It's a tremendous boost for my weight loss diet. I wont eat again until Labor Day!
Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.
MK, I think "smells like shrimp on a diaper" should become a new tag.
Three words: ba-lo-ney. You're a "try too hard" Miss Keisha/Kashi/Koesha/Koosh Ball whatever the fuck your name is. And unless you are Prince, you are not allowed to have a symbol in your name. Sit down and stfu.
Submitted by saltydog on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 4:35pm.
I think Ke$ha is way smarter than people give her credit for, I'm 100% convinced all of this is just an act.
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So am I, and this post pretty much clinched it for me.
When she first came on the scene, I was like "OK, this has got to be a practical joke that the Music Industry is pulling on us - or some kind of dare." I imagined drunk industry execs in some room, making bets on just how awful they could make it and still get people to buy it.
Now I think it's her behind the joke. At least I hope so, because I'm starting to get interested *pops popcorn*
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 5:12pm.
Tik Toc was the worst shit ever.
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Seriously. Her white girl "rap" shit is like nails on a chalkboard, and the lyrics make me want to call the CDC.
Whatever Ms. Grew Up Wealthy in Brentwood and Franklin, Tennessee. Keep on peddling your stories about how weird, dirty and offbeat you are, not how you were a rich little band camp nerd.
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"If it was sea jasper, we all know it was our favorite ethics professor." LaChaylo
She made a Ke$hitmentary? It should have been called The Demented Horrific Life of a Nasty Poser. There that's better. lol
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Submitted by mongoose on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 5:19pm.
I met her at Cha Cha Lounge in LA a few months back...she looked a complete mess, my friend said she looked like a 'heifer' and she was dancing on top of a table drunk. Here's a pic I got with her...as you can tell, she looks worse in real life.
http://i45.tinypic.com/jii240.jpg
Which one is Kesha?
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 5:25pm.
What man would want to make out with her?
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Ray J! :D
ubmitted by Esteem on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 5:16pm.
@ Whamo
Hey there! Did you survive all the snow? I read that day (I think?) that you went in to work? Your boss must love your ass lol.
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Ya I was working on a project and had a deadline to get my bid in, all my files were at the office so I didn't have a choice in the matter:)
I call LIES! What man would want to make out with her?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by mongoose on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 5:19pm.
Actually she looks cleaner in that pic than she's ever been on the red carpet (or anywhere else).
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 5:12pm.
Tik Toc was the worst shit ever.
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I just listened to it on youtube for the first time, and I agree wholeheartedly. It sounded a lot like that Friday shit. Just a step above Taylor Swift, on par with Katy Perry.
@Lucifer_Sam, that was the only one I heard but it did make it clear why I'd rather listen to music from 20 years ago. Between her, Biebs and the other manufactured autotuned STARS, I'd rather listen to my own farts as they pass through my ass cheeks.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I met her at Cha Cha Lounge in LA a few months back...she looked a complete mess, my friend said she looked like a 'heifer' and she was dancing on top of a table drunk. Here's a pic I got with her...as you can tell, she looks worse in real life.
http://i45.tinypic.com/jii240.jpg
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 5:12pm.
Tik Toc was the worst shit ever.
I've never knowingly heard any of her "songs", but I can imagine.
@ Whamo
Hey there! Did you survive all the snow? I read that day (I think?) that you went in to work? Your boss must love your ass lol.
Edit: sp
Tik Toc was the worst shit ever.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
@ Esteem....hey there chicky:
Sings..*I smile and wave..ya I smile and wave*
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 4:45p
THIS IS NOT SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF.
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Lmao!! She thinks these are compliments
Someone could scream "you fucking stink" and she probably just nods, smiles and hears "have a nice day" and she thinks..."geez why are they yelling at me, is it THAT important to them I have a nice day?" Then she walks aways with a cloud of flies covering her crotch
what the hell is her gimmick? i don't get it
And we are surprised, said nobody.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
It needs a decon shower, Silkwood style.
Submitted by BlueOrchid on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 4:46pm.
Who? Ke$shit or suckandfuck?
Huh? Sucky is the sugar in my tea, the lube on my dildo, and the fungus under my toenail. Of course I mean Ke$hit.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 3:31pm.
Such a try hard.
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Who? Ke$shit or suckandfuck?
"My fans are amazing to me but usually the people around me say, 'You're disgusting!' or, 'Put your pants on!' or 'You're late!' Or they say, 'You smell weird, what's that smell?' I smell like a hobo. One time, someone told me I smelt like a shrimp on a diaper."
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For the love of God, get this through your head:
THIS IS NOT SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF.
damnit. I feel like I need to purell my hands after reading this post.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
Pffft..I can play three cords and eat my own turds at the same time, I guess I'ma FUCKING ROCK STAR!!!!
Bawahhaaa...What a fucking Numpty Mullyuk she is.
Nasty heifer.
Wow how vile, so now we know who is perpetuating the whole puss smelling like fish thing...
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Don't start none and the'll be none.
I think Ke$ha is way smarter than people give her credit for, I'm 100% convinced all of this is just an act. Her mother was a songwriter and she is a songwriter who can't sing, so she crafted a persona where vocal talent isn't really needed to make the very clever pop songs she writes works. Tik Tok really is one of the best pop songs of the past decade.
Why does she have a documentary? Beyonce will be jelluz.
So she freely admits to smelling like a hobo or shrimp in a diaper?!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 4:09pm.
Hahahahahahahaaaa!!!
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Like a confused toddler who never gets held be her parents.
John Travolta's alter ego is funny sometimes.
@JESS SAYIN - MUSIC? WHAT MUSIC ARE U TALKIN ABOUT?
And do you also play with your feces? DO TELL!!!!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Kesha drinking her own piss is only slightly less disturbing than someone who enjoys her music.
She always looked like she rolled around in a urinal. The trash tag was never more appropriate.
We would like Ke$ha more if it were a Male Hasidic Jew.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.