Open Post: Hosted By Banana Joe
To think, if Pimp Mama Kris didn't get her face waxed twice a day, she'd look as adorable as this!
While some were watching Naomi Campbell act like the mega bitch she is on The Face, another badass bitch was ruling the stage and putting lesser than hos to shame at Madison Square Garden in NYC. Banana Joe was crowned the King of Westminster last night when he beat out an Old English sheepdog named Swagger, a German wirehaired pointer named Oakley, a Portuguese water dog named Matisse, an American foxhound named Jewel, a bichon frise named Honor and a smooth fox terrier named Adam for the title of Best in Show. Banana Joe became the first affenpinscher in 137 years to win the top prize at Westminster.
Banana Joe's handler and owner said that he has over 80 best-in-show titles, but of course Westminster is now his biggest. Since Banana Joe is the ruler of all show dogs for now, he's officially retiring and will spend the rest of his days taking champagne baths in his Best in Show trophy.
I totally thought Swagger had it (how can they deny a fluff ball with no eyes?!), but this adorable monkey-faced Ewok deserves the title solely because his name is Banana Joe.