Steve Martin Is A Dad For The Very First Time
"Isn't your dad the one who's snoring and drooling into his program in the tenth row?" is the question that a senior will ask Steve Martin's kid in 18 years at their high school graduation. But Steve Martin's kid will get to shoot back with, "Was your parent in House Sitter? Yeah, I thought not, so shut the fuck up!" Steve Martin's kid will get to say that unless the other senior is Dana Delany's kid. If that's the case, Steve Martin's kid will have to get another line.
Steve Martin is proving that you're never too old to wash away the baby diarrhea from your hands in the laundry room sink after changing your newborn's diaper. Page Six says that Steve Martin and his wife Anne Stringfield, who is Southern California's premiere Liz Lemon impersonator, are new parents to a baby born in L.A. two months ago. Steve is 67 and Anne is 41. A source type says that they are really private and they've been trying to keep the news a secret:
“They’ve had a baby, and how they kept it a secret nobody knows. Steve’s very private. They are thrilled. They worked hard to have the baby.”
I already hear some of you screaming about how Steve Martin and his kid will be fighting over the last Pedialyte in a year, but I applaud this. This is Steve Martin's first kid, which means he doesn't have grandkids, which means that up until a couple of months ago he didn't have a kid to yell at and boss around. Nothing makes me sadder than thinking about an old bitch who doesn't have a kid around to scream and wave a wooden spoon at.
So congrats to Steve Martin for ensuring that in the Metamucil phase of his life, he'll have a little kid to snarl at.
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Submitted by chewinsmoke on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 3:03pm.
So you keep on hanging with your friends after class and making up names for your 'period clumps' and attacking everyone who doesn't share your point of view. See how far that gets you.
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Did I touch a nerve? Because all the things you mentioned that pissed you off was a differing of something you and others agreed on, only validating YOUR opinions, doesn't mean I'm combative or a troublemaker, just means you want you and your friends to seem right. That's not actual merit. I don't agree that not wanting kids or being ready for kids makes a person selfish. The word selfish in it of itself is negative. No one wants to be called selfish. Maybe that was a poor choice of words on her part, whatever the case may be, but I don't think wanting to do your own thing out of the norms of "procreating" means you're selfish. That's like saying being gay is selfish. You do what Christians do. "If you don't agree with me, you're a trouble maker and going to hell."
And actually talking about periodberries and being selfish got me very far considering I finished up my studies in business last fall. Thank you ^_^
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Jack, me too! I call it the "enormous library of useless information".
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Now that I've found a friend and a lover
I bless the day that I discovered
you, oh you- lookin' for love
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 3:03pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 2:55pm.
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 2:49pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 2:45pm.
i understand chewin but keep my name out of this
please
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 1:57pm.
[how do you guys remember all these movie quotes -- i'm constantly amazed, i crs]
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I run out of gas because I forget to stop at the gas station... but I'm a bottomless well of knowledge (hahaha ok no) when it comes to movie quotes, Seinfeld quotes or song lyrics/artist/year song released/etc.
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
Point taken Cashew, and thanks. However, he started off by calling me a "breeder",and went from there. He did not take the time to actually read it. Which you did.
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Now that I've found a friend and a lover
I bless the day that I discovered
you, oh you- lookin' for love
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 3:01pm.
Her name is Edie McClurg...
"Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude."
love her...
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Haha, Jack! I remember that part!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Virgin Queen on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 2:08pm.
Where does a selfish bitch like me sign up for the Hawaii trip? My bags are packed, although if Whamo or Jack wants to add the bikini of their choice, I'll find room...LOL
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The one I would choose you could fit in a sunglasses case... you got room, we're good.
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 2:55pm.
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 2:49pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 2:45pm.
In my opinion, PSL is right. You seem very combative at times toward people and their opinions. I know we all have opinions, but this is just a silly gossip blog...there's no reason to be so angry.
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ALOT of people are combative on this board. If you think I'm the only one on this board that is combative when the majority is made up of mostly middle-aged pre-menopausal post-menopausal women, yea I'm gonna say you're making me the scapegoat in this because YOU DO agree with her selfish POV...Sorry, you can agree with her all you want, just know that both your opinions are JUST THAT.. opinions.
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I absolutely do agree with her 'selfish' point of view. I have no children either. Perhaps if you would pay attention to the context of the word being used in this thread, you might actually get it.
It doesn't matter to me though - and since you think this is clearly (according to you) a group of 'pre-and-post menopausal' women who clearly (according to you) have no life experience to validate any of their opinions and so therefore make you a 'scapegoat,' so be it. I don't really care - but your rants and carrying on with others (I know Foxxy was one person you attacked) just illustrate how immature you are.
So you keep on hanging with your friends after class and making up names for your 'period clumps' and attacking everyone who doesn't share your point of view. See how far that gets you.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
PSL,
I agree w everything you said. I know I can' t handle kids, and I'm only 28. I work with kids and I'll be a great.auntie someday, but I know my limits.
As for what bbuttons said, I didn't read it as a rant, and I would have read your words the way he did also. By "selfish" you seemed to mean "occupied,"but it didn't.seem that way initially.
(typing on phone)
Foxxy !!! That movie is so good, and yes, so many people forget it.
Chewinsmoke, i throw my hands up in the air. No helping those who can't see it.
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Now that I've found a friend and a lover
I bless the day that I discovered
you, oh you- lookin' for love
Submitted by vsminimoose on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 2:48pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 2:40pm.
*flicks period raisens at you all*
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Ok, barf.
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The people on this "gossip" site make me sick.
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 1:39pm.
Submitted by annobanano on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 1:33pm.
@ Jack & Whamo -
To me, this is Steve at his finest:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWRxPDhd3d0
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Love it!
Don't know the name of the funny actress, but she was in Ferris Bueller's Day Off
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Her name is Edie McClurg...
"Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude."
love her...
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 2:23pm.
You all forgot BOWFINGER!! Hilarious!!
yes! both he and Eddie turn in great performances in that movie and everyone seems to forget that movie for some reason
*hands snowy my box of Always Infinity and bottle of 600mg ibuprufen. me too, snowy. me too*
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by CashewTime. on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 2:52pm.
eSubmitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 1:50pm.All you whores discussing Steve Martin movies and not one of you brought up his MOST CLASSIC MASTERPIECE TO DATE! Bringing Down The House with Queen Latifah.
---Was one of the first in the theater to see that lol! Hey, I was 18...
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Lmao! I forgot how old I was when that came out, but that was the first movie I've seen of his in the movies too. The older ones; I saw on tv. And for the record I thought it was hilarious. Him and Eugene Levy work really well together.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 2:49pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 2:45pm.
In my opinion, PSL is right. You seem very combative at times toward people and their opinions. I know we all have opinions, but this is just a silly gossip blog...there's no reason to be so angry.
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ALOT of people are combative on this board. If you think I'm the only one on this board that is combative when the majority is made up of mostly middle-aged pre-menopausal post-menopausal women, yea I'm gonna say you're making me the scapegoat in this because YOU DO agree with her selfish POV...Sorry, you can agree with her all you want, just know that both your opinions are JUST THAT.. opinions.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
eSubmitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 1:50pm.All you whores discussing Steve Martin movies and not one of you brought up his MOST CLASSIC MASTERPIECE TO DATE! Bringing Down The House with Queen Latifah.
---Was one of the first in the theater to see that lol! Hey, I was 18...
Submitted by vsminimoose on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 2:48pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 2:40pm.
*flicks period raisens at you all*
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Ok, barf.
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Where have you been? This is not a new topic of conversation.
Unfortunately!
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Now that I've found a friend and a lover
I bless the day that I discovered
you, oh you- lookin' for love
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 2:45pm.
In my opinion, PSL is right. You seem very combative at times toward people and their opinions. I know we all have opinions, but this is just a silly gossip blog...there's no reason to be so angry.
And NO - I'm not defending any comments on here by anyone - although I do commend PSL for finally speaking up about it.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 2:40pm.
*flicks period raisens at you all*
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Ok, barf.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 2:45pm.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! You've clearly investigated the period berries WAY TOO DEEPLY!
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Thats the kind of conversations my friends and I come up with when we have a 2 hour break in between classes. The conversations got much weirder and grosser than that, none of us were high, just weird.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Yes, you figured me out. Because none of your posts argue w people. That's right.
Silly me.
By the way, you seem to have missed the part of my first post when I said I do not have kids. And where in another I said selfish is not necessarily negative.
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Now that I've found a friend and a lover
I bless the day that I discovered
you, oh you- lookin' for love
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! You've clearly investigated the period berries WAY TOO DEEPLY!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 2:43pm.
For fucks' sake bored!! EVERY fucking thread you are on, turns into this!!! Enough already! Can you have one thread where you don' t fight w someone? Yeesh.
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PSL= Is it because Ba-Buttons isn't here? I'm your only target. I'm sorry I'm busy being selfish. I don't have time to argue with you. Maybe when Ba-buttons comes back you can hen peck him to death.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by Virgin Queen on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 2:08pm.
Where does a selfish bitch like me sign up for the Hawaii trip? My bags are packed, although if Whamo or Jack wants to add the bikini of their choice, I'll find room...LOL
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Bikini!! :P *ears perk up*
I remember when Steve started out on the Smothers Brothers show, that's how old I am. He is gay. He told his shrink about it because back then a lot of people thought it was an illness. He's much older than today's gay stars who have p.r. wives or girlfriends, but who feel no guilt about being gay. But Steve isn't a happy camper, like, say, Kevin Spacey, who'll nail the first buff waiter he sees. Anyway, although it's unprofessional, the shrink told a couple of people, they told a couple, and so on, but it's pretty much contained because he was never a romantic/action star. Of course right away somebody here will "defend" him and ask "how do you know?" For one thing, who would shack up with Bernadette Peters? Anyway, it's freakin 2013 and I thought this sort of thing went out with Tony Randall's publicized baby. At least I hoped it did.
Did any of you ever see Novocaine?
For fucks' sake bored!! EVERY fucking thread you are on, turns into this!!! Enough already! Can you have one thread where you don' t fight w someone? Yeesh.
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Now that I've found a friend and a lover
I bless the day that I discovered
you, oh you- lookin' for love
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 2:40pm.
*flicks period raisens at you all*
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My friends and I call them period berries, because the little blood clot/globs look like torn apart rasperberries/blackberries...too much??
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Good for Steve. He's a talented guy and I bet he'll make a great dad.
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"Lord help us all! Jesus take the bedazzled wheel." ~~MK
*flicks period raisens at you all*
Submitted by CodeRed on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 2:38pm.
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lol. I said relax because I knew you were gonna jump on that comparison and you did. You're that predictable and flighty. It was absurd. Learn to take a hint.
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It has nothing to do with being "predictable" or "flighty" you're just an antagonist shit stirring cunt. You can run along now. We're done here.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Miz cynical,, thank you for understanding my point.
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Now that I've found a friend and a lover
I bless the day that I discovered
you, oh you- lookin' for love
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 2:30pm.
Submitted by CodeRed on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 2:23pm.
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No one needs to calm down because no one has has their jimmies rustled except you. For fuck sake, it seems like you're intentionally trying to start something out of nothing in order to provoke an argument. Fuck off bitch. Damn.
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lol. I said relax because I knew you were gonna jump on that comparison and you did. You're that predictable and flighty. It was absurd. Learn to take a hint.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
I hope it's a Frankenbaby so it'll have at least a chance of not having autism. The statistics on older dads are shocking. I adore my autie son but I sure wouldn't wish it on anyone else's child.
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Cockadouche!
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 2:30pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 1:14pm.
Hahaha! I knew I was in for a treat when they were discussing him at the dinner table that night
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LMAO! man I have to watch it again, it's been a while
@ Anno and Deb...indeed the great John Candy, how could you just not love the guy. All the SCTV alumni and ex co-stars all seem to gush at how nice John was.
Dlisted is a shit show today, is everyone on their damn period? (I know I am, can you smell me Sucky)
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 1:14pm.
Hahaha! I knew I was in for a treat when the family was discussing him at the dinner table that night, and the camera panned to the outdoors and he was still standing there trying to catch a hitch-hike. Plus Bernadette was so gorgeous.
Submitted by CodeRed on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 2:23pm.
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No one needs to calm down, I didn't take offense to anything you said,no one has their jimmies rustled except you. For fuck sake, it seems like you're intentionally trying to start something out of nothing in order to provoke an argument. Fuck off bitch. Damn.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
You all forgot BOWFINGER!! Hilarious!!
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Now that I've found a friend and a lover
I bless the day that I discovered
you, oh you- lookin' for love
I had my 3rd child @ 39. I was very fit at that time and looked a few years younger than that.Still it was a butt kicker -has not been easy physically, and I am one of the oldest parents at every school event. of course wouldn't trade any of my children for anything but sometimes wish I'd had my last one at a younger age. Can't imagine doing it at almost 70!But who are we kidding? he won't be doing the grunt work.He'll see the kid after its fed bathed, changed and atits most angelic -probably for an hour or two at night. They'll have live-in help.Is really going to have to run to walgreen's at 2 a.m. to fill a presrip with his screaming 6 month old in the back seat? Is he going to have to actually clean the baby vomit off the couch or will the housekeeper do that?Will he be running out in his pjs for formula at the last minute? I think not. Please. Celebs don't live the samelives that we do...
Congrats to them, I guess. Hope this kid isn't trotted out for "projects" too soon.
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 1:32pm.
Submitted by CodeRed on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 1:24pm.
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I know you were referencing the Adele Vs. Kate Upton thing. To a degree, there was some validity in that comparison though, because Adele isn't in fact making a living off her body, my whole point with KU simply was she wasn't fat. In regard to Steve Martin being an actor and Elton being a singer...I don't see how those things have anything to do with raising a kid or why how one career would make one a more acceptable parent. That's all.
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I said relax, I was kidding with that comparison. Take time to read and understand what a comment means, or should I wink at the end of everything now when I'm kidding? I take the time on yours.
I wasn't looking at their career résumé in the case of upton and adele either. I was surprised that no one called Adele out for being huge. It made me wanna defend upton because most would bash on her. She is a model, yes, and gets lots of work with that awkward, fat body of hers and plain looks. ;)
Adele is not bad looking, but christ, she was born in the wrong century.
Both are different and likable.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 2:09pm.
Also, one of my very favorite Steve moments: his duet with Bernadette Peters in The Jerk:
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Le sigh indeed! Sweet and funny. Carl Reiner directed "The Jerk". It's still my favorite Steve Martin film. I kind of feel bad because I like so many of his other films too. But to me, it's the best.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I never understood why anyone would want to have a baby after 45. You start to feel old as shit after 40. 67?!?!?? No effing way he's going to have enough stamina to play with the kid as he's growing.
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Also, one of my very favorite Steve moments: his duet with Bernadette Peters in The Jerk:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqtmXnQZ6Qk
*le sigh*
Where does a selfish bitch like me sign up for the Hawaii trip? My bags are packed, although if Whamo or Jack wants to add the bikini of their choice, I'll find room...LOL
"Steve Martin and his kid will be fighting over the last Pedialyte in a year" Hahahaha!
Good for hi. I ADOOOOORE Steve Martin. I grew up watching his movies and on SNL with my dad. That's why I always have a sort of paternal warm fuzzy for him.
And also:
farleh farleh Farleh FARLEH FARLEH, HUFFARRRRRRR!
Submitted by CORNDOG on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 1:47pm.
He has a nervous disgusted look on his face like he smells something bad. Poor guy.
You'll see that look a lot more after the kid is born. :)
Risk of autism in children born to older dads:
A study recently published in the Archives of General Psychiatry concludes that the offspring of older fathers have a significantly increased risk of autism. The team of UK and US researchers said that children born to men over 40 had a six times higher risk than those born to men under 30.
Rare birth disorders, schizophrenia & bipolar
The incidences of certain rare birth disorders, such as Dwarfism, or achondroplasia (a genetic disorder that affects bone growth and is the most common growth-related birth defect. It occurs in about one in every 25,000 births, affects all races, both males and females and limits their growth to about four feet), are more common amongst births to older fathers. Some of these defects, thought to be new mutations, are only detectable later in life, e.g. schizophrenia.
Researchers at Columbia University College of Physicians and Surgeons found that men aged 50 or over are three times more likely to father a child with schizophrenia compared to men of 25 or under, and men aged between 45 and 49 are twice as likely to have a child with the illness. The researchers estimated that as many as one in four cases of schizophrenia may be caused by the father being old.
Apert syndrome, which afflicts one in every 70,000 children who are born with fused bones in their heads, hands, and feet, is also linked to the father's age. Men in their 50s and 60s are 10 times as likely to carry and pass along the mutation as men under 30.
Genetic abnormalities & limb defects
Because of the increased risk of genetic abnormalities in the offspring of older fathers, The American Society for Reproductive Medicine has set an upper age limit of 40 years old for semen donors.
full article: http://www.mothers35plus.co.uk/older-fathers.htm
if the kid will stay healthy, all the better.
Then there are other concerns I've mentioned earlier and probably more.
Lisbet if you want to get into physical disability you'd have to be more specific. No matter, there will almost always be risks involved and ultimately it is in those people's rights if they wish to procreate.
In in a much older parent, I find it rather unfair, in my opinion.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.