Friday, February 15th 2013

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 14th!

Hollywood has gotten so competitive, even the casting couches are getting vaginal rejuvenations to outdo one another. - oldauntfannie

Runners-up:

In an effort to save money, the producers of The View have chosen a new couch with the cunts built in. - meeeee

You guys have it all wrong, it's just Lindsay's pink lipstick stains. - daisy100

When the Sister Wives kick him out of bed, this is where Kody Brown sleeps. - I am Legend

(Thanks, Robin)

Posted by: Michael K
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DLlover's picture
Submitted by DLlover on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 11:59pm.

The winner should have been this : "In an effort to save money, the producers of The View have chosen a new couch with the cunts built in. - meeeee"

LMAO !!!

Submitted by meeeee on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 2:10pm.

I just woke up after a brutal night shift and saw that I made runner up; cool way to start a long-awaited weekend off. Thanks folks!

Gotta say, it's nice to be acknowledged by the legendary Michael K. You always crack me up when I need a laugh.

phrnt phrnt

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Submitted by PeggyOlson on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 2:03pm.

Awesome and hilarious comments!! Congrats to all the chosen ones!

"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men

Submitted by BaconSlut on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 1:54pm.

Awesome, all! Congrats! Meeeee, I knew yours would be amongst the talented winnahs! *snort*

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Submitted by oldauntfannie on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 1:29pm.

Oh wow, I can't believe I won. The prestige of it all! Thank you, thank you! This is seriously the 1st thing I've won since a ghetto-ass 7-11 coloring contest when I was 10. :)

Jesus is a biscuit, let him sop you up!

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Submitted by daisy100 on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 11:43am.

Congrats winners! so many funny ones to choose from, thank you so much MK

little_rascal's picture
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 10:46am.

Congrats to winners!

Daisy ♥

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.

Submitted by londan on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 10:29am.

Mariah Carey introduces her new Sofa range, the "Innie-Mimi-Mini-Fo-Fo" Stretcher complete with drinks holding slots

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 10:16am.

Good ones winnas! Congrats!

Sweetas's picture
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 10:06am.

Congrats oldauntfannie, meeeee (lmfao), daisyxo and I am Legend!! Very clever, all y'all.

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Submitted by guruXen on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 10:02am.

Nice one, OldAuntFannie.

Congrats, winners!

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 10:00am.

Congrats ladies! Your children will try hard to understand your important CT victory but they won't be able to because they hate their boorish, overweight mother! Sad but true!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

TexnDoc's picture
Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 9:55am.

It does look like Blohan. Good eyes there.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 9:44am.

congrats mah daisy♥♥ and alll the winners!

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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA

Sucky 12/19

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Submitted by OurMissC on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 9:43am.

LOL at meeeee! I knew that would be up there! Good job everybody!

"...sometimes sucking on the same dick gets real boring." - MK's eloquent cousin

Submitted by MollyMarie on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 8:48am.

Looks like Lindsay Lohan's gum rejuvenation went better than expected.

Submitted by Nimmy2times on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 8:41am.

While in prison it looks as if Gerard the Couch Fucker has come up with a new prototype to keep from becoming the couch himself

MMiciura's picture
Submitted by MMiciura on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 8:35am.

Coming this fall, The Lisa Rinna Furniture Collection.

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Submitted by @Staxcellence on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 8:09am.

But don't worry, Jodie Foster is adamant about not retiring from furniture design.

WTFOMGLOL's picture
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 7:51am.

Up next on Dumpsters, Drive-by's and Dives:

Abandoned Couch gets a Carson Kressley makeover

WTFOMGLOL's picture
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 7:47am.

*blacklight sold separately

WTFOMGLOL's picture
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 7:47am.

And you thought springs popping up out of the couch were the only thing you had to worry about!

WTFOMGLOL's picture
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 7:46am.

Lay-Zee-Boy proudly introduces, the Jenna Jameson collection!

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Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 7:43am.

Natalie Portland hadn't arrived yet....BEST Dior ad...EVER.

Love,
Mabel

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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 5:34am.

Yoko Ono debuted her "Swollen Anal Gland" sectional from her new designer furniture collection.

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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson

Submitted by Mag_9000series on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 5:15am.

Letting your soul glow? No problem! This posh pleather dream with chic color-blocked headrests is perfect for hiding even the most stubborn soul-glow-grease spots

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Submitted by NickinNYC on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:36am.

Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, Kendall, and Kylie prepare for their Weekly Waxing on Wednesdays (Mandated by Pimp Mama Kris)

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Submitted by veryoldbat on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 1:40am.

LeAnnes new dentist suggested cosmetic changes that were sure to keep Eddie smiling.

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Submitted by margarine_is_gross on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 1:22am.

The OWN network takes precautions when furnishing the studio for Oprah's upcoming Tom Cruise interview.

PeggyOlson's picture
Submitted by PeggyOlson on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 1:16am.

Furniture Row debuts their new Georgia O'Keefe collection.

"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men

Homeless J's picture
Submitted by Homeless J on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 12:42am.

"I'm sorry, dear, but when I say 'No', I mean "no, no, no, no, no, no & no!"

Submitted by ciskoh on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 12:32am.

Insert HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE aannnddd HERE.

Submitted by marcusbacus on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 12:17am.

Sofa King! Nice!

Homeless J's picture
Submitted by Homeless J on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 12:14am.

"And it comes in fifty shades of grey!"

Homeless J's picture
Submitted by Homeless J on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 12:37am.

"Floor manager to aisle G, for price check please!

I'm sorry Mame, I don't know why its taking so long"

"Ah, he's probably like my husband! He can't find the G spot either!"

Homeless J's picture
Submitted by Homeless J on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 12:26am.

"Sorry sir, but I don't think I have a taste for this"

"Sorry, Mr. Cooper."

"You can call me Anderson, if you like."

Homeless J's picture
Submitted by Homeless J on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 11:48pm.

"It's our Ricardo Montalban Edition.

Picture yourself sir, on your own fantasy island of soft clitorinthian leather. And we have a payment plan!

A plan boss, a plan!"

Homeless J's picture
Submitted by Homeless J on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 11:32pm.

"It's new in our Octo-mom series! No interest. Just eight payments ... for the rest of your life."

Kiwi chicklet's picture
Submitted by Kiwi chicklet on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 11:31pm.

Lawrence of Alabia's interior decorator made sure that any dates that decided to come back to his place for a nightcap were under no illusions as to just what his intentions were.

Submitted by City Barbie on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 11:21pm.

So many dreams died on this casting couch that it turned into a casket w/a sidecar for egos.

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Submitted by sisco900 on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 11:17pm.

The fleslight couch, now popping up in frat houses everywhere...

Mandrew

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Submitted by kittycat28 on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 11:17pm.

Sexional sofa

kittycat28's picture
Submitted by kittycat28 on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 11:16pm.

It was only a matter of time before Coco came out with her own line of furniture.

Homeless J's picture
Submitted by Homeless J on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 11:12pm.

"Sorry Mame, but that is the best I can do on this piece."

"No, don't stop, try harder! Harder! Harder! Harder! Harder! Oh God, please! Harder"

Homeless J's picture
Submitted by Homeless J on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 10:57pm.

"Ah, my husband wouldn't be able to watch TV! Do you have it in an anal edition?"

Homeless J's picture
Submitted by Homeless J on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 10:51pm.

"I don't think it will match my drapes! What else you got?"

Submitted by offbeatron on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 10:50pm.

After the passing of the last of her little guardians, Snow White donates the Seven Dwarfs' "love seat" to the Good Will. Ho Hum, Ho Hum... It's in the couch we cum...

Homeless J's picture
Submitted by Homeless J on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 10:47pm.

"Ah, my husband would only last about 50 seconds on that! What else you got?"

Ecce Homo's picture
Submitted by Ecce Homo on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 10:41pm.

Rojo Caliente, in a charming (if misguided) attempt at averting the dreaded "bed death", redecorates for Cynthia Nixon.
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"Tops love bottoms. Bottoms love tops. Versatiles seem to hate everyone."

Homeless J's picture
Submitted by Homeless J on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 12:44am.

"It comes pre-impregnated, so in nine months you should have an additional seven Love seats, no charge & free delivery!"

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