Hot Slut Of The Day!
Lisa Dutton, the morning news co-anchor on Global Saskatoon and my new favorite news anchor on Global Saskatoon!
Lisa Dutton of Pick-A-Dick fame was giving the morning viewers a teething tip when she ended up giving them a different kind of tip instead. So if you still haven't gotten your piece a Valentine's Day gift (or if you're forever alone and still haven't gotten yourself a Valentine's Day gift), then go into your bathroom drawer, pull out your Sonicare, turn it around and there you go: instant vibrator! Just stick that big, fat rubber end in and let it hit the spot. Lisa's "How To Turn Everyday Household Items Into A Fuck Toy" segment totally needs to be a regular segment on Global Saskatooooon.
And the money shot in this clip is Kevin Stanfield making a "Howdy Doody jizzing in his undies" face. Happy VD, everyone!
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 4:17pm.
Submitted by flawsmosis on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 11:50am.
LMAO! whaaat! First off we've had lots of viral video's the latest one being the Eagle that "snatched" the kid" and secondly unless they have an accent then all viral video's are from America? How do you know where all these originate from?
Sorry I don't mean to be a dick but you make it sound we're a bunch of fuckin retards just coming to grip with the digital age, I'm not sure why but I'm actually offended by your comment lol!!
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I don't know why you're upset either haha. It wasn't really a deep comment.
btw way to live up to the Canadian's can't take a joke stereotype!
Lisa's just a perv having fun, her sidekicks are the real hot sluts. Just watch the guy's eyebrows go up and see him crack up that he's getting a stiffy looking at that. And other woman in the Pick-a-dick clip saying "oh... in... like sausage... eating?" hahaha
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Anita, Whamo, LOL I've been on the street when a little duck family was crossing the street, they even had a human escort! lololol And they were so cute!
Happy VD day!
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Atta girl! Show that "toothbrush" what for.
Submitted by Anita Bidet on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 2:23pm.
Normal Canadian news
http://i.imgur.com/dPOeP.png
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LMAO they ARE a pain in the ass, you could put your brakes right through the floor lock up for 60 feet and those little fuckers just look at you like nothin just happened
I'm originally from Saskatchewan and if I hear that accent again it will be too soon. I'm so glad I was always aware how awful it sounded so I never picked it up. And I really think she's actually that clueless...very typical of people there. So glad to be out of that shithole. Canada's a great country in a lot of ways but that province is the asshole of the earth.
Has the desire for viral fame gotten to this point?
Love the look on the guy's face! LOL!
Normal Canadian news
http://i.imgur.com/dPOeP.png
Definitely done on purpose.
And in the Pick-a-Dick segment, the co-anchor took it to the unprofessional level. "Well, you're talking sausages, so....." STFU and do your job.
I hate this sort of stuff. People have no shame.
Oh...and as for this "Oh Look! The Canadian wants to go viral too!"
I. Just. Can't.
I am Canadian. A Newfoundlander in fact. Geography check: How many of you bootards know where THAT is? Get yer Google's out b'ys!!
Her accent is very typical "middle-earth" Canadian. It does not sound Norwegian or Swedish. Not sure where that's coming from. Believe it not, Canadian accents vary from coast to coast just as much as those of the US.
Submitted by flawsmosis on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 11:50am.
I agree with people saying she's trying to go 'viral'. I feel like canadians see all these weird stories from other countries and they're like "yeah, I want in on that too" so this sort of contrived stuff is the result haha.
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LMAO! whaaat! First off we've had lots of viral video's the latest one being the Eagle that "snatched" the kid" and secondly unless they have an accent then all viral video's are from America? How do you know where all these originate from?
Sorry I don't mean to be a dick but you make it sound we're a bunch of fuckin retards just coming to grip with the digital age, I'm not sure why but I'm actually offended by your comment lol!!
Ew!! Skank.
That might have been hot if you didn't sound like Chris Farley saying 'DA BEARS!'
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Woman is an jerk. Father should be mega pissed. Hopefully son will live it down.
I agree with people saying she's trying to go 'viral'. I feel like canadians see all these weird stories from other countries and they're like "yeah, I want in on that too" so this sort of contrived stuff is the result haha.
Submitted by Whamo
...LOL wow I would never have thought she was Canadian...
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i've never seen a sober one before either
Submitted by will.i.am on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 10:28am.
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your avie is making me LMAO
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 10:23am.
wow we're getting really jaded with these attention seeking 15-minute famewhores. Every frickin day there's a baby doing something hilarious. Remember that lady that left her kids unattended and they flour blasted her house? It fell flat because people knew she was full of shit.
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I remember that! She got busted really quickly and I thought "ha ha, moron now has to clean up all that mess and got no fame!"
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Awwww, I was so sure Francesca was gonna be Hot Slut for being voted off Survivor first for the second time. Hot Bitch that survives nothing.
LMAO JACKO! only the ho ish ones
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"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
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THAT ACCENT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Both her husband and her son must be happy campers.
wow we're getting really jaded with these attention seeking 15-minute famewhores. Every frickin day there's a baby doing something hilarious. Remember that lady that left her kids unattended and they flour blasted her house? It fell flat because people knew she was full of shit.
Sucknfuck's spermies have SUPER LONG FLAGELLA HONEY, that's why our gums itch.
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Mmmhumm... I RECKON I'LL TAKE A COUPLE OF THE BIGGUNS.
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Submitted by Whamo: "...LOL wow I would never have thought she was Canadian..."
I wouldn't have, either. She sounds more North Dakota/Minnesota to me.
And I agree with whomever said she sounds like Sarah Palin.
And I agree with RichBitch and others who said she's milking it. Probably took her a week to come up with that.
Bitch knew what she was doing, she wants another 5 seconds of viral fame. Guess it worked.
What language was that??? Perhaps EEG could translate...
LOL - all the whores are named Lisa in Northern Exposure!! LOL :P******************
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@ Ophy and IV....LOL wow I would never have thought she was Canadian, but Ophy I know what you mean, I never thought we had accents either until I was asked if I was Canadian numerous times at US trade shows. I'm all.. really you hear an accent?
and Ophy...I'm sure you still do have accent lol!
it comes out in other words too apparently
I love how some Americans think we all talk like Bob and Doug and I'm amazed how much of an impact Bob and Doug made on the world as far as their views on all things Canadian. That was some 30 years ago and it still resonates to this day.
Well go figure eh! :P
Looool. I think she knew what she was a-doin.
Lisa'a bio says: "A true Saskatchewanian, Lisa was born and raised in Prince Albert."
But, hey, ya, that accent does have a touch of Marge G.
@Whamo -- people from the 'valley' near where I live talk like that. You know I never knew I had an accent until I went to Florida when I was a teen and these girls from NYC asked me: what does "eh" mean? you talk weird. I was so self conscious about how I spoke so I got rid of the eh's and the a-boats and now have no accent whatsoever.
Did she pick the dick sitting beside her?
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 9:51am.
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Ophy do you think that's some sort of Canadiana there? I've just never heard any Canadian talk like that.
Since she has made the same mistake before & gained "fame" I bet this is just her milking it (padoom psh).
"HOdor"
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 9:29am.
OMG, that ACCENT! Marge Gunderson.
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She must be an import from Minnesota because that is NOT a Canadian accent at all. This IS straight out of Fargo lmao!
@ Hekki - actually, this chick sounds more like Sarah Palin when she says 'mouth'.
I love accents too, just not bob and doug mackenzie type Canadian ones. take off eh?!
Well, you know, there's not much to do in Saskatoon.
Bawahaaa...how did she not know she was "going down" THAT road?
Ophy, I do love it. I love accents - if someone has a good one, I'll keep them engaged in conversation just to listen! I used to think that accent came from all the Norwegians and Swedes that settled there, but did it drift up into Canada? Now I'm confuseded.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 9:29am.
OMG, that ACCENT! Marge Gunderson.
LOL that's a prairie accent Hekki.
The guy's expression was pretty good, too.
Thanks, MK!
Happy VD 2 U 2! I'm going to have to bite my tongue if new cases of herp or chlamydia show up today.
OMG, that ACCENT! Marge Gunderson.
Oh, and the story was hilarious, too. Either she's a funny bitch, or totally clueless.
Lisa, honey.....
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.