Open Post: Hosted By A 46 Hour-Long Kiss
Who knew that a couple who's been kissing for over 46 hours straight make exactly the same expressions that Tommy Girl and Katie Holmes made while kissing for 46 milliseconds straight?
Raksana Taranara and her husband Akekachai Tiranarat might have raw lips, juicy pits, dirty ass, depression caused by sleep deprivation, a fever caused by dehydration and they'll never be able to kiss again without dry heaving, but they're over $4,000 richer! Raskana, Akekachai and 13 other couples in Thailand put their lips on each other on Sunday at 6am and they were all trying to beat the Guinness World Record for the longest kiss. A couple in Germany did it for 32 hours in 2009. As the other couples started to drop, Raskana and Akekachai kept their lips on each other.
The Telegraph says that they couldn't sit or sleep and they could only sip water through a straw. They even had to keep their mouths touching when they pissed. One chick fainted on the floor just a half hour into that mess. But Raskana and Akekachi held on to each other's lips for 46 hours and 24 minutes and beat out the others for the title, a cash prize and a diamond ring.
These crazy bitches! I don't think I could kiss Anderson Cooper's Fun Dip-coated ass lips for that long. (I didn't mean that). I bet that when they started, homeboy's pinky nail was short. That's how long they were kissing for. Well, at least he's got an amazing coke nail to show for it.
And this is the perfect picture for Valentine's Day. Nothing is more romantic and beautiful than the sight of two people trying to keep down the vomits as they bite on each other's lips. It looks like she's trying to figure out how to make the vomits shoot out of her butt instead.
That being said, this is still not as barf-inducing as the virgin kiss.
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Okay so I was so grossed out by a male manicurist's long pinkie nail (he was the salon owner) that I knew it had to have meaning. I researched it. And yes, I have way too much time on my hands. It isn't a coke nail. It is a status symbol signifying wealth and success.
Eww.
Seriously?
So gross.
Love,
Mabel
Within, I could never do that! *hides behind hands*
It's funny, because I sing AND have taken acting classes my whole life so I dont feel uncomfortable being watched by say a hundred people. I've done improv where I act a complete fool (and where the jokes can often fall flat) and it doesn't faze me at all. I'm one of those people who has no problem doing a presentation, but if I have to give a speech, I lose it. I can't be onstage and be myself! That's crazy! *hides behind hands again*
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
Wowl, surprise yourself! Say wtf, I'm going to do it. And you'll see. A nice smile is infectious and most people will return it. Then, force your mouth to say, hi there, how are you?! And take it from there. If anything, you'll have a nice chat.
Night night, GG, Bacon, Wowl. I'll turn in as well.
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Nite VOB!
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
Take care lovely Foxxy!
Outies here, as well. Gotta fold some laundry and hit the sheets.
A wunnerful Friday to all!
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Nite VOB!
Ugh I will turn in too. The wine is hitting me.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Within, that sounds easy, but I'm shy as hell! Maybe a smile is all I could muster. ; )
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
Night Foxxy, VOB! Sleep well.
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Good night Ladies.. Fun as always.. Sweet dreams... Xoxo
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Nite Foxxy!
I'm going to have to join you guys next week when PR comes out. : )
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
Awww Wowl, you're cute and you can sing. What more can you want? Tell you what, go ahead and hit on some hottie next time you see one and see how they react. Just go for it. You may just surprise yourself.
@VOB, I'll send him right over with your chocolates... It'll be a while though, he's auditioning for me right now...
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Bacon, I understood what you meant. Thanks! : )
VOB, lol. Now I have to see GG's suit!
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
Nite FOxxy, now go down some Nyquil!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
@ GG -- i liked his too. something about her skirt grabbed me... g'night! :-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Wowlie - learn now girl! I love to knit but lately my hands have been giving me problems. ;(
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
well looks like we have a hee hee haw haw mess ahead for next week, lol
good night lovely ladies, my cold is taking me down early, Bat so glad you feel well enough to hang, WOwl FUCK HALLMARK!, later
a thrill as always GG -- same bat time same bat channel...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
GG, I think the dream means that I should git to learning how to sew or knit already! I've been thinking about it a lot lately.
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
It was Foxxy but I thought Albino's dress was prettier and more elegant.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
that was a tough elimination. bye joe [so much for my top 3 prediction]
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Withy.. That chocolate kiss is calling your name.. And doing some sort of ritual mating dance..mmmmmm she gets all the boys...LOLOL
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Foxxy, I accompanied my sister to Walgreen's last night and it was so crowded, I would have thought it was black Friday! I did feel glad I've never bought into this day, it's just so absurd...I *did* want to but some Almond Roca in a heart shaped box though. YUM!
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
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i like it GG. heidi gave her a crap announcement but don't you think that dress was very complex and tailored?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
@Wowly
Don't ever worry about a holiday and what is expected of you. Do your own thing, what makes YOU happy, and let others worry about what they are going to do to make others happy, if that is THEIR thing. ;)
Edited: That came out all wrong. What I think that I was really trying to say was "Get rid of Facebook, awesome hooker!" JFC.
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WTF!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
GG show Wowlie your Gilly Suit... That's a sure smile
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Bye Hippie Boy!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Gosh Foxxxxxyyyyyy::::: LMAO... You better..::: grins
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Really, that dress won? *rolls eyes*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
That's a cool dream Wowlie. I wonder what it means.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
well, WOwl you're hanging with some single friends right now. and, fwiw, i went out on a happy hour date today just because "that's what people do" and i'm having a better time right now. in any event, don't let Hallmark mind fuck you!!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Speaking of sewing, I had a dream that my little nephew suddenly had learned to knit and sew (by hand) and he was making shirts and pants tk wear for school! I was like, "damn I gotta ask him to teach me. If HE learned then it can't be that hard!" Such a random and cute dream.
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
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::: wants chocolate strawberrys delivered by David Gandy...
Clicking fingers... MMMMMmmmm not working...LOLOL:::::
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Thanks for your concern, Bacon, Foxy and GG. : )
It's not so much that someone hurt me but that I'm alone. : /. If only I had single friends to go out and do some sort of "Unhappy Valentines Day" with! : )
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
/so jealous that GG sews
i actually hope this is a no elimination week. have they done it before this early in the season?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
yep the moss dress is fatal as you predicted, GG
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I have been motivated to do something floral for Easter.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
:( Dont be down Wowlie.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
impressed with how well those dresses came together. not loving the striped n orange/yellow one though
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
VOB, I'm good, but this is the first year ever that I'm really bummed out about not having anything to do on Valentines Day. I wanted to cyber puke all over Facebook because all I saw were V-Day related things! That mostly has to do with the fact that I just find stuff like flowers and Teddy bears cheesy as hell though. : )
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
We can cheer you up! Trust! *places Cheetos in nose and shoots cinnamon hearts out of belly button*
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I like you Wowlie - fuck them!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Was somebody not nice to you Wowlie?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
WOwl, fwiw this stupid hallmark created day puts a lot of unnecessary artificial pressure on people and some folks just don't handle pressure well. that said, may whoever hurt you burn until you put the fire out
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Wowly,
Hope everything is OK? (Sorry, had to step out for a bit)
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Nina, Joe is just smoking his butt hairs.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Thanks Within. : )
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
Patricia looks like the end of the Rose Parade.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
congrats dream team, yep they did a collection not piece work
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Wowlie are you ok?
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Nina, but does it look expensive?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012