A Thank You To Whoever Is Dressing Kim Kardashian
If I could, I would give a heart-shaped box of chocolate* to Kanye Kardashian, or who ever is dressing this ho stroll heffa, because they somehow find a way to make her look fuglier and more ridiculous than the last time they dressed her. They are giving us a priceless gift. Kim Kardashian went to the opening of the first Topshop store in L.A. last night and showed all of us what she looks like when she goes a week without getting a Brazilian wax.
There are many ways to cover a growing fetus dome, but the worst way is to cover it with what looks like a wet dog. This tarred and feathered mess is a disaster. If you glued two horns to her body and put Hush Puppy in front of her, she'd look like one of the Beasts of the Southern Wild. Somebody please call the EPA, because bitch looks like an oil spill and several kinds of creatures are trapped in there.
But again, thank you to the bitch who is responsible for making Kim look a mess. They are doing God's work.
* If you're Kim's stylist and want to collect your heart-shaped box of chocolate, can you wait until tomorrow? All heart-shaped boxes of chocolate will be 75% off at CVS then.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA She looks like a hot steaming pile of shit. And her face looks like someone stepped in it
Submitted by dementa on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 7:27am.
You know, if she really ISN'T pregnant and is just trying to cover the fact that's fat… I bet she fakes a miscarriage, and has to be "hospitalized" in a high-security ward where nobody will notice them lipoing the fat out of her enormous ass, belly and thighs.
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Agreed. It's a matter of time.
This is the usual attention grab. Meant for the tv show more than anything else seeing it is starting to tank.
Bummer is it'll probably work.
You know, if she really ISN'T pregnant and is just trying to cover the fact that's fat… I bet she fakes a miscarriage, and has to be "hospitalized" in a high-security ward where nobody will notice them lipoing the fat out of her enormous ass, belly and thighs.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
My maid called...she wants her feather duster back.
oops.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
The gorilla that she stole that from must be pissed.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 9:21pm.
Submitted by Parablesower on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 6:27pm.
Is it wrong that I am hoping this child has Kim's original, pre- surgery features?
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i hope the spawn has the worst features of both their original faces. sorry to curse a kid but it's a kuntrashian
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I actually think that her face prior to surgery (ALL of it) was significantly more attractive than it is now. I liked her nose. Now if the baby takes after him, that's a real problem right there.
Look at her looking like a muppet at a funeral.
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
KK looks like an Ostrich, bwahaha. And why is she posing like that? .... *glare and hold* ugh
Eternal thanks to the stylist but big f.u. to the photographers.
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Submitted by Parablesower on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 6:27pm.
This baby is kicking Kim's rather sizable ass. Her whole body is on swole. Her face definitely looks odd.
Is it wrong that I am hoping this child has Kim's original, pre- surgery features?
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i hope the spawn has the worst features of both their original faces. sorry to curse a kid but it's a kuntrashian
Hahaha. Thank you, MK, for making me laugh my ass off out loud. Happy Valentine's Day to youuuuu!
I don't get why she's even dressing like this. She already announced shes "pregnant" so what is she hiding? Maybe the fact that she ISN'T pregnant and just fat. I've said it before and I'll say it again, I'm convinced this is a publicity stunt and she'll have a miscarraige any day now. If you watch K&K take miami it is SOOO obvious how they are setting her up go "get pregnant". ugh. Go home fame whore.
HILARIOUS! Even her high heels are about to cave due to her weight. Her face looks likes it's falling apart since she can't/shouldn't have her "weekly touch ups".hahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahahah
Did I say HAHA? :)
Kanye Kardashian's baby is trying to escape out her ass and is covered in feathers!!! And at a Top Shop opening? Isn't all that made in India?!?!?!?! Look for her at WalMart openings soon.
Fuck, this wide load is getting uglier day by day.
Pregnancy does not become her.
Her pimp is also getting uglier by the day as well. But I have no idea what she owes that to.
I think I see a growing fetus in frenemie Parisite Hilton....lord have mercy...
http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/paris-hilton-attends-the-to...
Why does she dress like this? If I was biologically capable of having kids I would embrace every minute of it. I've seen some adorable maternity clothes on my girlfriends, so I'm sure with her finances she could get some amazing pieces.
Jesus Christ, PMK is practically fucking salivating. And she has looked like shit since Kayne's been dressing her.
This baby is kicking Kim's rather sizable ass. Her whole body is on swole. Her face definitely looks odd.
Is it wrong that I am hoping this child has Kim's original, pre- surgery features?
It's like the Black Swan Plus Size Collection.
If I ever get pregnant, I will use it as an excuse to wear yoga pants and comfy tops everywhere except work. I don't understand the impulse to be uncomfortable 24/7 even when you're incubating an 8 lb. creature.
What makes this even funnier to me is on my internet feedvjust posted above kk
Is a huge ad for SWAMP PEOPLE -so I read the ad and then saw this mess with feathers rise outa da swamp !!! Lol
Craigypants - correction if I may
She looks like a {dime a dozen} hooker !
"DuFresnes party of two. DuFresnes party of two. Bush party of three.
Yeah but , what happened to the DuFresnes ?!?!?!?!?!?!? "
- Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005.
She looks like a fucking Emu.
Dime store hooker.
hahahahhaha
http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/75483562.html
remember when she was engaged every fucking year? LOSER!
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Well, did she make you cry
Make you break down
Shatter your illusions of love?
And is it over now, do you know how?
Pick up the pieces and go home
GG: well, I craned my neck and slowed my gait in an obvious effort to see her face. Because I'm evil and nosy. I was about five feet away.
Isn't that Dorothy's costume from when the Golden Girls performed Chicken Little?
Submitted by akua456 on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 4:47pm.
can't answer your specific question re: fur or fake fur, but i tend to be good at telling a "fur" [real or fake] from a plush coat. a lot of celebrities are accused here of wearing a fur when they are actually wearing a synthetic plush coat...
that said, to me that does look like real ostrich, but you don't have to kill ostriches to get their feathers. i suspect those are real leather leggings, because of the shitty fit around her swollen knees and because of how they wrinkle at the ankles
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Oh no! KKK bought Banana Joe and made him into a dress. How sad! Just because he was top dog doesn't mean this dog should have made him into a "garment?"!
Submitted by motherslittlehelper on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 2:03pm.
Kim! Wear synthetic feathers/fur/leather, it's not that hard.
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I've been vegan for a long time and am fashion-backwards, but just wondering how you tell the difference between fake and real. Probably a stupid question, I guess most people just know? I'm really bad at that sort of thing...
Submitted by yepyepyep on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 3:11pm.
So. About kim gym workouts aka pap photoshoots, i know some people that go to the gym all the time, try walking 3 blocks with them and they get winded and their feet hurt and they need to sit. Meaning they go to the gym and dont even break a sweat. And most people do that or leave the gym and eat 3000 calories of popeyes
Kim will blow up to epic porpotions, keep injectin fat unto lard ass.
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Yeah, I see people like that - working out in jeans, not breaking a sweat. First of all, jeans?? And, I sweat a lot, and I guess not everyone does, but if I don't sweat, I'm not working hard enough....
Hekki, you took a peek? Thats so wrong!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Yes ladies! Please enjoy yourselves too! We are crossing our fingers for EXPENSIVE looking outfits.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Her face looks very thin. I guess she's one of those people whose face remains thin while the body expands.
But she keeps messing with it. Today we saw someone leaving a plastic surgeon's office, with a scarf around her head. Naturally I had to peek, but I couldn't tell what she had done. It looked like a Mack truck special. Holy hell.
Sacajawea!!!!
I will miss the squeels of delight and groans of horror from the amazing Kors...Posie is just giving me Divine Lord Fauntleroy. But a velvet suit will only take you so far.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
@ sucky -- we are as one on ms. posen's ridiculous eyebrow game! and so far so good re: the influence on nina. i don't think i've heard a single "it doesn't look expeeeeeennnnnsive" all season.
enjoy tonight! ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
LOL Jack, such a gentleman!
*side eyes that tramp Sucky*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 4:10pm.
@ sucky -- that leather mesh was AMAZING in the amount of time they had, and i loved her first show design too! this is one of the more competitive seasons, i would say. i think there are more darkhorses lurking than in previous seasons. for example, i think broke-down Kelly Rowland is someone to watch ...
yes, excited -- this is a good season despite Ms. Posen. i would have loved to have heard what Ms. Kors would have said about your boy's cotton candy barf w/a side of licorice sticks busted hot gown mess last week lmao!
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UGH HONEY! I would say Mizz Kors would've RIPPED it to SHREDS but it already arrived on the runway in that state! It's actually quite tragic. We do miss our Mizz Kors but let's face the facts, Zac Posen has eyebrows of the HIGHEST CALIBER, and her outfits are all right, we like her, we think she's sweet and maybe we need a little softness to counter Nina's spicyness.
Anyway it's that time of the season where we don't bother remembering most of the designers names because the lot of them will do unremarkable things and then justifiably disappear! We are enjoying our time with Sacajawea and DAZZLING Richard!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
How many poor birds did they have to pluck to create that monstrosity? Ugh, I can't with this bitch.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
@ sucky -- that leather mesh was AMAZING in the amount of time they had, and i loved her first show design too! this is one of the more competitive seasons, i would say. i think there are more darkhorses lurking than in previous seasons. for example, i think broke-down Kelly Rowland is someone to watch ...
yes, excited -- this is a good season despite Ms. Posen. i would have loved to have heard what Ms. Kors would have said about your boy's cotton candy barf w/a side of licorice sticks busted hot gown mess last week lmao!
ETA: sorry, yes! we love Daniel's testicle tickler!! GG and i called him "Dali" the first show ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 3:12pm.
on another note, how the hell does she spend so much time with her Mom? Even if her mom wasn't like the worst thing ever, who hangs out with their mother like she does, freak
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I don't know why she does, but in the latino culture, your mom, and daughters and sisters are included and taken everywhere with you.
The females are a tight knit bunch.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
PLEASE SHOW THE PICTURES OF PARIS HILTON FROM THIS EVENT!!!!
She looked fat and like total shit!!!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 3:50pm.
*awkwardly steps in for sucky*
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 3:46pm.
Definitely top 3. i'd say him, little pee wee herman glasses dude, and sacagawea [that woman is very talented. and very crazy. imo need a lot more crazy in the PR finales]
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UGH how could we forget Sacajawea!! Thank you for reminding us! We absolutely LOVED the hand-stitched pink leather! I mean she was really making us sweat when we thought about a possible time management issue but she did it honey!! Very talented! We would love her and Daniel to make MANY babies!! Don't you love his mustache!?? Oh honey, you got me so excited now! I can not wait to watch it tonight!
GG please! We know you are a tough talking tobacky chewin road rager, but keep your passion on delivering your cargo in a timely fashion!!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
She's being entirely too distracting. Who wears a ballet costume out in public with leather leggings and stilettos? Someone that remembers how hard Bey' was watched and criticized for her fake pregnancy.
I stick to my original conclusion: Jay Z and Kanye are lovers...have been for yeeeears; Bey was never pregnant, neither is Kim-they are really high paid beards...like Taylor Swift is no where near their level...and I think Bey prefers the girls anyway.
If Kim could get pregnant she would have been running around with a baby Reggie eons ago.
Trust.
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Why are Kim's facial expressions so infuriating? Can quite find the words. Pimps and their horz. Now we have the kink of sexualizing their pregnant heffer? Ugh.
I give it a week or two before she gets bored by the baby and discovers she's "allergic."
And seriously, she's making herself look as huge as Octomom during HER pregnancy. If her ass and hips are THIS big this early, can you imagine how grotesque she'll look at term? She'll look like a fertility statue.
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Kim musta bought that mess at Davids Bridals because that bitch stole the look my cunt SIL wore for her 3rd wedding and I am wearing for my avi
It's Miz Vav to you...
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 3:42pm.
*awkwardly steps in for sucky*
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 3:26pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 3:22pm.
oooooooo, honey i forgot about the "Daniel curse"! it's like the damn sports illustrated cover! shit happens to Daniels on that show, lol
Definitely top 3. i'd say him, little pee wee herman glasses dude, and sacagawea [that woman is very talented. and very crazy. imo need a lot more crazy in the PR finales]
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Ooooooh, Ditquoi!
You know what's really good on cookie dough ice cream? Angie's Sweet and Salty Kettle Corn! *passes bag and burps heartily*
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Foxxy I say my bf for top 3!
And Sucky can lick my taint for calling me a lumberjack!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012