Afternoon Crumbs
COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT ALERT! Nicki Minaj is stealing CoCo's moves - Drunken Stepfather
One note to InTouch Weekly's publisher: You in danger, girl - Lainey Gossip
This list of 90s girl groups is incomplete without Atomic Kitten and Jade - The Berry
Ashton Kutcher took Charlie Sheen's job and now he's trying to take his title as Hollywood's premiere Captain Save-A-Ho - The Superficial
Maria Menounos is finally getting some - Hollywood Tuna
Kristen Stewart feels closer to RPattz when she's got his skid marks rubbing against her ass - Celebitchy
FYI: Azealia Banks tries to school us on the real definition of "faggot." She really is the Webster's of female rappers - Towleroad
Chloe Sevigny's collection for Opening Ceremony is really Welcome to the Dollhouse meets Clarissa Explains It All - OMG Blog
Crazy Amanda Bynes is still crazy - ICYDK
Great, so now in a year's time, we'll all find out that Beyonce is the #1 boys in the world - IDLYITW
The 90s do not look good on Miley Cyrus but she still insists on going there again... - Popoholic
and again... - I'm Not Obsessed
David O'Russell just can't get enough of B. Coop and Jennifer Lawrence - Just Jared
Vivienne Jolie-Pitt has only been in one movie and she's already dressing like she runs the town. Typical! - Popsugar
Sara Rue popped out a baby friend - SOW
Of course this meme is happening - Cityrag
Are we sure Leonardo DiCatchAHo and Kevin Connolly weren't just reciting lines from a scene from Entourage? - Videogum
PROGRAMMING NOTE: My ass has to go to the doctor's today and you know how the lines at the free clinic are, so this might be it for me. I might post later, but if not, see you tomorrow (that's if they don't quarantine me).
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 9:12pm.
Is Nicki Ticki Minaji getting black market butt injections of industrial grade silicone by someone named Formicadinette in a strip mall??
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Certainly looks that way. DEM RIPPLES.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Submitted by ewesocrazy on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 8:41am.
Ain't nobody talking about Sara Rue except me, I'm just sayin, I liked her better when she was a fat girl.
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Me too. She seems happy with the weight loss, and if she's happier and healthier good for her. But, I thought she was really cute when she was chubby. It also seems like her personality has altered a bit and isn't as appealing.
Somebody get her ass out of the way of that gorgeous view! That list of girl groups- #3, Play? How young were those girls??
Submitted by lexxy on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 12:50am.
Did you read this? the REAL reason Brad left Jennifer for Angelina:
http://hollywoodandswine.com/brad-pitt-admits-i-left-jennifer-anniston-b...
I totally believe this too. David Arquette strikes me as the kind of person that just never shuts up. Like he's always got nervous energy and I could see being irritated with him to the point of having to actually leave the room.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
I'm sorry but Miley Cyrus does not look hot at all.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
I worry about MK. He had to move back home, and now this doctor thing, I dunno.
I thought that was Coco! I am sorry. Coco is much more classy than NM.
Submitted by Thamar on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 8:03am.
... me want to getting a good running start and karate kick that ass to the next island.
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don't do it. your foot would get jammed.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Ain't nobody talking about Sara Rue except me, I'm just sayin, I liked her better when she was a fat girl. When an actor dramatically changes their appearance, they're not the same anymore...it's not just fat thing look at AHath, she chopped of her hair and went from tolerable to pretentious gnat in 0.2.
Sometimes I have secret violent fantasies. Like looking at this picture makes me want to getting a good running start and karate kick that ass to the next island.
And on topic (that pic of Niki Minaj) - for the first time ever, Buddha is about to lose his temper and slap an ignint ho.
MK I hope all goes well at the doctor's. Is this about your eye? Well whether it is your eye or crabs (again) or whatever, I am sending good healing thoughts!!
En Vogue! :*) But Salt N' Pepa are the best. And TaTu are not from the 90s.
I mean, where the fuck is Shirtless Friday?
She looks like she's about to slink out a turd.
So,Muppet Minaj is at it again.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 9:55pm.
Alexa Ray Joel - ¡Ay Madre de Dios! That poor girl. She's got a Jack Nicholson smile. No.
Fortunate ones- Ireland Baldwin. Got Kim Basinger looks.
Fun fact: One of the Buddha's 84,000 teachings was "Booty Clapping".
Submitted by Mentok the Mind... on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 8:30pm.
Well, I'm not a Buddhist. Would you like me to unleash some asswhuppings on behalf of the most admirable Buddha?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Did you read this? the REAL reason Brad left Jennifer for Angelina:
http://hollywoodandswine.com/brad-pitt-admits-i-left-jennifer-anniston-b...
Submitted by saltydog on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 6:35pm.
So in 25 things you didn't know about Amanda Bynes one of them is that she went on Accutane. That acne medication makes people crazy, and could maybe explain a lot of what's happened to her.
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this also explains my crazy brother in law. he also takes prednisone and i know first hand that shit can make you crazy as well.
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
nicki's ass look like it stanks..
As for "po lil tink tink", if the police had calls from neighbors about loud, violent noises - where were the cops when this shit went down?
Did they ever come about the neighbor's calls?
Am I missing that answer? If so, sowwy.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Topanga can you post a link?
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Topanga: hadn't heard about it, but it doesn't surprise me. Surveillance cams are everywhere!
Off Topic: I'm now reading on another site that there is supposedly surveillance footage of Oscar's gf seen entering his home way before she was shot thus officially debunking that whole intruder story. Anyone else hearing this latest? The plot thickens...
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
Feelsblind: poor Bobbi Kristina! And how about the daughter of Christie Brinkley and Billy Joel?
Although we have some happy examples: Jules Asner and Liv Tyler (and her sister). And Ronan Farrow.
But yeah, BIC is cute - I can't say anything mean about her. I can't stand Beyonce, but I think she's gorgeous.
Wow those meteorites in Russia are awesome.
http://cityrag.com/2013/02/meteorite-meme-madness/russian-meteorite-meme...
A lot of footage was recorded with dashbord cams...I want one!
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
I'm sure Buddha loves big asses as much as anyone else.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Is Nicki Ticki Minaji getting black market butt injections of industrial grade silicone by someone named Formicadinette in a strip mall??
Submitted by saltydog on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 6:35pm.
So in 25 things you didn't know about Amanda Bynes one of them is that she went on Accutane. That acne medication makes people crazy, and could maybe explain a lot of what's happened to her.
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That stuck out to me, too. I was on Accutane for over a year about 13 years ago and it turned me bad-crazy and elevated existing psychological issues.
I was stuck at the doc today for two hours...and then three hours on Monday. Tonsillectomies suck. I feel you, MK.
FEEL BETTER!
NM is just ridiculous.
To your health, MK *swigs wine*
Niki Minaj is annoying twat but I have to admit, that picture gave me a chuckle.
You know, these are the days I wish I weren't a practicing Buddhist. I'd really like to slap the shit out of her for this. *inhales to find inner peace. fails. :( "
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"Not judging or being gossipy on Dlisted is like when I go to a hotel with a bag of dildos and I get stoned and wind up using the bed to watch Judge Judy and that's it." -- SFRBully, 1/24/2013
Ewwww, that azz looks flat. What the? It still looks better than her face though. haha
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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MK feel better!!
About nikki's picture, I cringe to imagine what it looks like from front. Could her lips stay the thong strap when spread wide?
forget what site it was on butt they had before and after Minaj's fat injections into her ass. ick.
Aw BIC is cute. I can't hate on a baby, she's not responsible for what her parents do.
Hope everything goes well MK! Sending you positive vibes.
Hekki - She looks more like JZ facially, but she's got Beyonce's eyes. I agree she could either way. I just hope she doesn't go full on Bobbi Kristina.
I think BIC is a cute baby. Then again, I think Jay Z is cute.
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I'm learning to live without you now
But I miss you sometimes
The more I know, the less I understand
All the things I thought I knew, I'm learning again
Not to be a nitpicker, but isn't it "David O. Russell" and not "David O'Russell"?
Lohan is pathetic...did all her Johns run out of money already? Why don't we just dig up Jerry Lewis and have a telethon?
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Submitted by feelsblind: "OT & Completely unrelated: the photo of Beyonce's kid has leaked (read: Beyonce and her publicist released it). Spoiler: She looks like JZ.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BDLIwlHCAAILWqA.jpg"
She does look like Jay-Z, and she's pretty cute. She could go either way, though.
I think that nerdy kid smells the famewhore emanating from Maria Menudos pores; hence his face of disgust.
OT & Completely unrelated: the photo of Beyonce's kid has leaked (read: Beyonce and her publicist released it). Spoiler: She looks like JZ.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BDLIwlHCAAILWqA.jpg
ETA: Nicki minaj needs to sit down. Immediately.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
Hope you're ok, MK!
Hm. Is Jolie and Pitt going to wear black forever? For their funeral, people might have to wear yellow.
Miley looks more like a low-class beetlejuice from the 80's, dumb slut. And speaking of low-class, Niki Minaj (I don't care to spell her name right) can't even be original at being trash. I think her clock reads 14:59
Change is coming through my Shadow
Oh poor Buddha, the things he's seen… that's right, Buddha! Stare out to sea! Preserve your poor eyes!
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
MK, good luck with the doctor... err... I mean at the doc's.
That Asswipea Banks, can shove that dictionary down her piehole right now.
Sevigny still needs less Chloe and more Drew Droege.
Vivienne looks brilliant, hahahaha
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Good luck MK... remember to bring your own pen and never touch anything at the free clinic!