The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 15th!

This is how Jessica Simpson got pregnant again so quickly. She can never resist a romantic gesture. - PeggyOlson

Runners-up:

Riri's after-weed bouquet, bouquet. - Gardening Girl

The universally panned movie "The Canyons" is being released to theaters as "The Funyuns" hoping nobody will notice the change. - Mani6

Daddy Spears's first clue that Adnan Galib is trying to sneak back into Brit Brit's life. - City Barbie

via Break.com

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by rajthackery111 on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 12:32am.

In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit. ~Albert Schweitzer

saree blouses

Submitted by reshhia on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 4:17am.

We're also in iTunes. We'd love it if you paper writing services subscribed or left some feedback.

Submitted by Mani6 on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 9:29pm.

Thanks and congrats to PeggyOlson ,Gardening Girl and City Barbie.

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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman

Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 1:39pm.

Congrats to winners!

Manimal and Gardening Girl, wheeeee!

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.

Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 12:44pm.

Congrats, Winners!

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 12:37pm.

All very funny.

But this late entry cracked me up:

Submitted by kathleenvh on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 2:34pm.

Happy Valentine's Day Demi Moore!

Submitted by Deb on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 12:30pm.

Congrats PeggyOlsen, GG, Mani, and City Barbie!! All hilarious, (yet high in sodium)!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by veryoldbat on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 11:24am.

Congrats to Peggy Olsen .Funny. LuRVs GG and Mani. Woot!

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Submitted by PeggyOlson on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 11:16am.

YAY!

"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men

Submitted by elegantlady on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 11:04am.

This is a typical "welcome to the neighborhood" housewarming gift in Salem, Oregon.

Congrats to the winners!

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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.

Submitted by OurMissC on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 9:43am.

Yay winners!

"...sometimes sucking on the same dick gets real boring." - MK's eloquent cousin

Submitted by skabazzle on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 10:26pm.

The man-friendly Singles Awareness bouquet from Mila just reinforced Ashton Kutcher's resolve to cheat with Laurie Forman in the basement.

Submitted by Homeless J on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 9:06pm.

(Rumour has it) that the cavity search of Adel was resultant - as evidenced by Grammy security guard Bob Rumour.

Submitted by kathleenvh on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 2:34pm.

Happy Valentine's Day Demi Moore!

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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other) -MK
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I can probably fit 10 dicks up my ass, but that doesn't make it right -MK
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Submitted by daisy100 on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 1:46pm.

Does anyone else think Goop has been using a ghost writer lately?

Submitted by TheLYP on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 10:19pm.

The follow up to Rih Rih's Green Roses.

Submitted by hat_trick on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 5:39pm.

How Dlisted advertisers pay their invoices.

Submitted by Libracyn on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 4:47pm.

One word: Heaven.

Cyn
Minister of Sarcasm

Submitted by juiceinla on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 3:26pm.

As soon as Jason Trawick realized dumping Brit Bit meant getting cut off, he pulled out all the stops, and had FTD begin delivering Funyun Forever Bouquets, non-stop.

Shaken Not Stirred, aren't you?

Submitted by El Bastardo on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 2:22pm.

"Dang Cletus, that is the finest corsage ah ever did see! Y'all look like a movie star in ya fine Sunday best dungarees. Lets git going to the Hog Wranglers ball yeeehar."

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"Jesus loves you" - Great thing to hear in a Church but horrific to hear in a Mexican prison

Submitted by Homeless J on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 2:22pm.

"Congrasulations un yur first fuel weck of sobriety-eedee! Sancerely, yur AA Sponseur!"

Submitted by dfanintheD on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 2:11pm.

Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan have kept in touch through care packages and nutrition advice.

Submitted by Oconnell on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 1:53pm.

Honey Boo Boo's first bouquet from a suitor.

Submitted by MissS on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 12:39pm.

Really Lindsay, we know you're broke. Dinner's on us.

Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 10:53am.

The universally panned movie "The Canyons" is being released to theaters as "The Funyuns" hoping nobody will notice the change.

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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman

Submitted by huey on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 10:00am.

awwwww Lindsay, you shouldn't have.

Submitted by jrabbit on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 8:56am.

Snookies push present

* So my face is a vagina, huh? Well I bet you wish your nose was a dick....so you could fuck butts *

Submitted by jrabbit on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 8:55am.

Valentines day bouquet From Eddie Cibrian To Leann Rimes XOXO

* So my face is a vagina, huh? Well I bet you wish your nose was a dick....so you could fuck butts *

Submitted by OurMissC on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 8:50am.

If this is what their emergency kit looked like, maybe there'd be more Mormons.

Submitted by listedD on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 8:08am.

This is all it took to convince Britney Spears that performing in Vegas was a good idea.

Submitted by listedD on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 8:03am.

Prom night in the Ozarks

Submitted by listedD on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 7:59am.

The deluxe version comes with Trojans and Marlboros

Submitted by listedD on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 7:56am.

"The floral arrangement is nice, but I would have slept with you for just the Skittles and Red Bull."

Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 7:49am.

Harry and David's new offering: the Blogger Bouquet

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

Submitted by listedD on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 7:49am.

If this doesn't prove my love for Miley Cyrus, nothing will.

Submitted by listedD on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 7:44am.

Tiger Woods has begun his ritual to seduce a hooters waitress

Submitted by josh782012 on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 6:56am.

In a last ditch effort to win Britney back, Sam Lutfi sent her a bouquet of her favorite things!

Submitted by fosho on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 4:27am.

Someone's either getting a big high five or married.

Submitted by fosho on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 3:59am.

Forget the Oscars,the gift baskets are much better at the cannabis cup

Submitted by TJBURKE27 on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 3:16am.

Honey Boo Boo Doomsday preppin...
TJB

Submitted by Emeriesan on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 1:57am.

The Amy Winehouse special funeral ornament- available in dummy version so as not to attract stray lohans onto tombs.

Submitted by Emeriesan on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 1:55am.

Sandra lee finally gets to shoot a whole episode dedicated to cocktail time!

Submitted by SexyManAlex on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 1:47am.

Before Lindsay deleted it from instagram, photos surfaced of the gift basket she handmade for Charlie Sheen. She hid an 8 Ball in one of the candy bars, legend has it.

Submitted by SexyManAlex on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 1:37am.

Before Lindsay deleted it from instagram, photos surfaced of the gift basket she handmade for Charlie Sheen. She hid an 8 Ball in one of the candy bars, legend has it.

Submitted by lexxy on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 1:09am.

The Shauna Sand Keep it Classy Valentine Special only $49.95, half price after V-Day. Comes with a card and a mini Lucite stiletto shoe keychain. Enjoy!

Submitted by BaconSlut on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 12:05am.

It needs more cowbell.

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