Open Post: Hosted By Louie Anderson
Even though FOX's "celebrity" diving show was about as exciting as trying to fuck a pool jet (Correction: Trying to fuck a pool jet is a million times more thrilling than watching Fox's pool fart of a diving show.), ABC is still going through with their own diving show and thank everything for that. Because ABC's diving show called Splash has an all-star A-list cast including Drake Bell, Kendra Wilkinson, Katherine Webb, Chuy Bravo, Kareem Abdul-Jabar, Keisha Knight Pulliam and LOUIE ANDERSON!!!! (Yes, I really wish it was Loni Anderson instead, but I'll settle for Louie.)
The cast of this mess has been training in L.A. for weeks and yesterday Drake, Keisha and Louie all dipped into the pool. The entire concept of this show is really weird and those celebrities are just asking to break their ass on the diving board, but I am still here for Louie's magnificent chichis and his bunny teeth.


Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 02/16/2013
Is it that serious with your friend? Is there no one else who has seen how bad it is? Only you?
Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 1:29am.
Ecce... Have looked through the thread twice and can't seem to find the post where you describe what's going on with your friend. I hope you can stand by her.
Thank you both. Sorry I went to bed, I was pretty depressed (which is unusual for me but this shit is getting me down the last week). For the last 4 or 5 years she's been in an on again-off again relationship with a guy who's threatened to kill her, throw her off a parking structure, that he'd bury her so deep they'd never find her body...on and on and on.
And she keeps going back to him. I can't do this anymore.
After the last break up, she started going out with one of my best straight guy friends (dude is fucking GORGEOUS, and sweet, and from what she told me, hung like a horse and can go all night) and then she just went all cold to him and started talking to the abusive one (I guess appearance shouldn't matter, but he's hideous, about 5 feet tall, hung like a gnat and his breath is so bad people actually step away from him.) Oh, and there's that threatening to kill her thing.
Long story short (I know, too late!) she's back with the asshole. And my good buddy straight guy is kind of destroyed about it all.
It's all horrible and dark and I can't deal with it anymore (we've been through this so many times now)
Sorry, I wish I'd stuck around longer last night to hear some straight girl opinions (because most of the women here seem pretty smart and rational and I feel out of my depth dealing with this situation) but I was feeling this dread that happens whenever she's with that asshole rat bastard.
Still figuring out what to do. Thank you very much, hope I didn't burden anyone unnecessarily.
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"She looks like if you fuck with her she'd put a stiletto through your jugular and then charge you for the shoe repair. My kind of woman." Foxxy Brown
Submitted by beb on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 6:59pm.
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You mean it just arrived today? Isn't that several days late?
I bet that top 5 songs of the year was popular at work. I'd like to see one at ours but it's usually just shop talk. :(
The project sounds exciting. Are you into looking at plans and designing or will you let him present his ideas first?
Hey MK, opened another OP. Wanna go there or stay here? If you're not rushing off to test the new bed yet, that is. lol
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 6:53pm.
Agreed. Always love to talk music - just actually did a piece picking my top five songs of 2012 for my company's newsletter.
The new bed looks awesome - can't wait to get a night's sleep in on it.
We're thinking about getting the kitchen redone. It really depends on what we can get on our budget (we're looking to take it to the studs and knock out the separation between the kitchen and the dining room for an "open concept" feel.
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAH - WithinReason
I chase your love around a Figure 8, I need you more than I can take. You promise forever and a day, and then you take it all away.
Submitted by beb on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 6:47pm.
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I think MK needs to do an all music weekend sometime. I'd love to spend it revisiting some of these bands!
Did I just read that your bed arrived? So how is it? And are you getting your kitchen redone? With a hot designer I'm sure you'll be convinced to do the rest of the place. ;p
My previous boss did that, started with one room and ended up doing the entire house. Even insulated his garage.
I didn't recognize all them either.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 6:38pm.
Good list (though not sure who Play is).
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAH - WithinReason
I chase your love around a Figure 8, I need you more than I can take. You promise forever and a day, and then you take it all away.
Submitted by Esteem on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 5:31pm.
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You have such a good eye! I am glad people noticed. I get the impression people wrote in because action was quick. I still wouldn't trust them if they let that kind of thing happen. They should know better. If MK ever stops sending people their way, it would be well deserved.
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Submitted by beb on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 6:28pm.
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This is the one.
http://theberry.com/2013/02/15/the-best-girl-bands-from-the-90s-18-photo...
Several did make it, but not all!
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Foxxy, WR, Bacony and VOB: Lol, thanks for the things you all said after I went to bed, but I can't take credit for the discovery...I saw this on the Leeann thread:
Submitted by Esteem on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 10:04pm.
Submitted by tpass on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 7:26pm.
Michael K. someone by the name of ICYDK is stealing/taking credit your work on opposingview.com. Everything you said about Leann is written verbatim by this person. Stop her because we know on the internet that no one flows like you.
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You should send MK this info with links to his email, just in case he doesn't see your comment here tpass. That "contact" button up there ^^
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The discovery accolades go to tpass. I was just furious, and concerned, that since it was a prior day's post, that MK might not see the comment, so I sent the emails to him too, just in case tpass didn't check back either. ;-)
Bloody oath! How many clicks apart? I'd lay out a bucket of toonies to see that.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 8:52pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 4:21pm.
I've sat in grow opps and busted my back trimming pounds and pounds of the shit, there is nothing wrong with the look of this bud, it's been trimmed nice and tight and buds themselves look fine to me. JMO anyway.
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Hey Whamo, go fuck yourself. I know your pouting because I bitch slapped you in some post the other day. Save it. Talk is cheap.
I know you're a Toronto boy like me. I'll be at the Horseshoe tomorrow night. Come on down and we'll have a brief, one-sided Navy-style chat. If you don't show you can keep your little pussy ass PA comments to yourself.
Believe me boyo, you'll fucking know me when you see me.
Yes we do, Thamar. Yes we do.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Yes we do, Thamar. Yes we do.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Deb, You are right comparison to Carnival cruise is weak. A good edit. Conditions in other countries is wretched often, but folks deal. We enjoy a tremendous amount of order and comfort here. Which we take for granted.
Kim Kardashian is having twins?!!!
WTF?!
Which only means this is definitely a stunt baby!
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Welcome to 'pulp friction'...
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Submitted by Thamar on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 8:14am.
That was excellent Bored. Forgotten about Cracked. If Americans had to put up with what peeps in the former USSR do for one day we would crack. Like a trip on a Carnival cruise.
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bored - thanks for that link to Cracked! So funny and true, "Not a fuck"! Maybe the Siberian cold freezes a human's ability to give a fuck. Maybe the adrenaline is frozen inside them!
Thamar - as for those cruise "victims", I'm sorry for their inconvenience and having to smell their own shit for days, but it wasn't "The worst thing EVER" as one passenger described it.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
So... I was at CNN.com, and saw this headline under the "Living" section: "Firting coach: How to get cozy".
My jaded mind's first thought was that it was an expose of a milder form of Sandusky!
Duh!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 3:57am.
Actually, there was some Russian scientist who said it was the US testing a weapon.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 4:15am.
Isn't it amazing that the asteroid is 150 ft wide! I'm sure that would put a serious dent in the Earth. *steers it towards Lohans house*
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
That was excellent Bored. Forgotten about Cracked. If Americans had to put up with what peeps in the former USSR do for one day we would crack. Like a trip on a Carnival cruise.
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/5-meteor-videos-that-prove-russians-d...
I love cracked.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 3:57am.
Boredas Two different meteors.. Same day. There are supposed to be some good meteor showers over the next.couple of nights, I'm surprised that no one thought it was a nuclear attack.. Especially with the impact of the sonic boom.
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I think it's the same one though just broke off in to a meteorite....
http://news.yahoo.com/asteroid-2012-da14-5-surprising-facts-fridays-eart...
And then this
http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/2013/0215/Asteroid-flyby-breaks-records...
both labeled the Asteroid 2012 DA14.
My ass ain't sciency, so I had to look up the difference between a meteor,meteorite and an asteroid.
"Asteroids and comets are both classified as near-Earth objects. Asteroids are made of rock or metal and are thought to have been created in the warmer inner solar system. Comets are composed of ice, rock, and organic (carbon-based) compounds, and are believed to have formed in the cold outer solar sytem. Scientists believe both are "...ancient remnants of the earliest years of the formation of our solar system more than four billion years ago."
When asteroids collide, meteoroids, smaller rocky bodies, often result. Meteoroids are also formed when a comet passes near the sun, and the heat releases dust particles from the comet's icy tail. When a meteoroid or asteroid enters the Earth's atmosphere, it ignites, creating a visible streak of light called a meteor. If the object doesn't vaporize completely and crashes into the Earth, it's called a meteorite."
Interesting...
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Boredas Two different meteors.. Same day. There are supposed to be some good meteor showers over the next.couple of nights, I'm surprised that no one thought it was a nuclear attack.. Especially with the impact of the sonic boom.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Was this the same meteor scientist told us not to worry about because it was several thousand miles away from earth, yet closer to the earth's atmosphere than the moon???? Or is this a different meteor?
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Hey TR..
At about 9:20 am Friday morning.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000142412788732416230457830516357459772...
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
TR, yes in Russia. I've watched the video they keep playing on the news over and over. Imma have to go to YouTube and look for more. It's so scary and yet so fascinating!
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The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
hey WOwl - i didn't know one had already fallen, so maybe I'm just late to the meteor awareness event. did it fall in Russia?
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TR Hi! You're talking about the same meteor that fell earlier today right? (please let it be, I don't wanna be scared! D :)
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
a meteor just fell in Russia, injuring 1200 people.
and Kim Kardashian is having twins!
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@ Withy, yes that's him playing the guitar. For some reason it looks clearer on this one than the first one I linked. Nite.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5e2pFirBLE
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgQ-QrCFMjs
Ecce... Have looked through the thread twice and can't seem to find the post where you describe what's going on with your friend. I hope you can stand by her.
Nite All
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Bambam, he was in it? I didn't know that. Even better than just the song. Wow. Big profile then.
*and don't delete them* Leave the O gushing in! lol
Night night.
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Submitted by Ecce Homo on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 12:45am.
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Is it that serious with your friend? Is there no one else who has seen how bad it is? Only you?
@VOB, not thread, threats. *pheewwww*
@Foxxy, ita. The last thing Raphael wouldn't want is to change his music, but he does deserve to be more well known. He's really good.
@Foxxy, Bacon, night to you.
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*double checks previous posts cuz Steemy scares me a little*
Don't know if the ad song is a full song but I found the commercial, a nice bouncy beat. A one and a two....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5e2pFirBLE
g'nite.
*goes back to deleting suspicious posts*
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgQ-QrCFMjs
Gotta hooker out to groom the pussy. The four-legged one, you hopeless pervs. ;) And to eventually hit the sheets. With both two-legged and four-legged versions. Have a good rest of the night, everyhor!
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ladies, ecce, bambam -- good night, fun talking to you as always, those who need to feel better and have a good time. later guys!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Within -- it is always something with our Michael, isn't it? i tend to have runs like that never just one thing wrong or it's serial health issues, then nothing, then serial health issues. rinse, repeat.
maybe MK needs a private on call physician -- Cooper's show is tanked, his dude cheated on him, plenty of time for med school...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Within - agree w/what you say re studio musicians and producers. i think Saddiq is a producer first, performer second.
and TonyToniTone still exists w/Duane and 2 new guys. have not heard their music
Ecce -- :-0 wow, that is a difficult one. just hope your friend gets a wake up call when you have that "final" conversation and realizes exactly which one of you is the one who's been with her all along and who would be there for her in the future, and what it really means that you are willing to walk away from the friendship rather than stay and watch her let someone destroy her
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
@ Ecce
what's going on with your friend?
Foxxy, MK, might be developing a resistant strain of moquito syndrome. He said he used to eat mocos at school, didn't he, ahahaha oh no, he said he wasn't the one who ate them. Maybe he sat next to that kid. Do you think he can ever be convinced to start taking care of his ass? Teef, eyes, butt... smdh
@Bacon, thank you! The music, tun tun tun tun tun tun. Realness. ;p
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Steamy taking ICYDN (and anyone else who dares to plagerize MK) to TOWN! JEAH!!! :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb-hWG3cHMQ
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Submitted by Esteem
"So what would you like us to call you dear one? Inigo? IM? ;-)
How are you tonight?"
Hi there Esteem! I was just kidding about my name, no I'm definitely Ecce (but please, call me homo!) I'm doing good, how about you, buddy?
And Foxxy (Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 02/15/2013)
"very sorry to hear about your ill and particularly the transition you are making with your friend. not easy -- we've all been there. i wish you well" Thank you very much. My friend is one of the coolest people I've ever known, and I'm going to miss her a lot (I guess forever). This is some dark dom/sub shit with threats of violence and it's all so depressing. What the hell is wrong with people???
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"She looks like if you fuck with her she'd put a stiletto through your jugular and then charge you for the shoe repair. My kind of woman." Foxxy Brown
Who says a soft shoe doesn't have a good kick..;)
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
just rechecked.. The story now links directly to the D. Well done Steamie.xoxo
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Bam, VOB, he's not bigger because he's a working musician, way preferable. Sweet sound.
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Within -- MK may still be lucid enough after his rx visit to have already reached out to them ... ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Seconds Foxxy's pat on the back for good work, Esteem!
@Withy
I will be kind. LOL
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Foxxy, yeah, they screwed up! I didn't have a pdf but I did copy it with the link. Of course they had to remove it. If they heard from several people GOOD!
@Esteem, good eagle eye, you're the hero of the DL! Night. :)
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@Esteem
Agreed. But don't let one jackhole ruin your night. Have a good one and hope to see you around this weekend!
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Bamm.. He needs you to do PR..
He's great!
http://youtu.be/P5O3OUjA00Y
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
night, Esteem -- feel better
i like Saddiq, bambam -- he is well regarded and gets airplay here obvs bec he's from Oakland
going to have to pay attention to the Prius commercials...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Within, when opened the .pdf to make sure it attached, i saw the retraction instead of her original post. she took it down before i could get it saved :-( i deleted my email to MK
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12