Oscar Pistorius Will Be Charged With Premeditated Murder
Oscar Pistorius, the double amputee sprinter who became the sweetheart of the Olympics this past summer, cried tears into his hands in a court room in South Africa this morning when the prosecutors announced that they will throw a premeditated murder charge at his ass, because they believe he meant to shoot his 30-year-old girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp. Oscar's agent told reporters that he didn't mean to shoot his girlfriend dead and he will fight the charges.
According to the literary journal where I get all my very important news, The Daily Mail, the police were called to Oscar's house in Pretoria after neighbors heard some noises. Apparently, the neighbors called before the shooting. Neighbors also said they heard screaming and shouting before the shooting. After the shooting, the security guards from Oscar's gated community found him kneeling next to Reeva's body in the downstairs bathroom. She was shot four times through a closed bathroom door. The police didn't buy Oscar's whole "I thought she was a robba!" story and immediately arrested him. A rep for the police department said yesterday that they've been called out to Oscar's house before to deal with situations of a "domestic nature." Oscar was also arrested in 2009 for allegedly assaulting a female friend. The friend eventually dropped the charges.
Pretoria has one of the highest rates of home robbery in South Africa and Oscar said in an interview once that he was paranoid about people breaking into his house. Last November, he tweeted: "Nothing like getting home to hear the washing machine on and thinking its an intruder to go into full combat recon mode into the pantry! waa."
I don't really get that washing machine tweet either. If a thief breaks into your house and starts doing laundry, they're either the nicest burglar ever or they have a serious case of OCD.
I don't even know what to make of this and I'm going to need South Africa to fly Detective La Toya Jackson in so she can get to the bottom of this and EVERYTHING else. I mean, shooting through the bathroom door makes me think that he really thought she was a burglar and just went crazy like Rose McGowan with her leg gun. But the neighbors heard shouting noises hours before the shooting and that makes it seem like a domestic situation.
I don't know, but I do know that these pictures from the court room look like they were taken with a View-Master from the inside of a closet.
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Someone on tmz commented"His legs will be on EBay next month!" *dies*
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Re the Daily Mail: despite its celeb-centric and NY Post-ish aspects, I gotta say its coverage of breaking news is often better - and always pictorially richer - than just about anybody's.
That said, what a shame this cunt killed his girlfriend. Sad for her loved ones.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
These comments have me cracking up! I'm in the middle of a 13-hr car trip and kind of grouchy. This whole post has me dying in the backseat!
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 12:23pm.
@ Whamo -- ikr??!! i just hope soon on this side of the pond the same level of investigation and prosecution will be directed toward Disney
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It's amazing how much of a blind eye is turned when there is big money or big stars involved.
The signs are all there in most cases but no one wants to put there foot in it until some poor kid wanders out of a house with handcuff attached to them.
Check out these two married sick fuck COPS
This is one we are dealing with here and this is a MOUNTIE, these guys are the most prestigious police force in our whole country
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/story/2013/02/14/ottawa-rcmp-office...
http://www.tmz.com/2013/02/15/oscar-pistorius-legs-not-weapons/
I feel horrible for laughing at that picture. Please don't let karma strike my legs. It's more his outstretched arms and the expression on his face that's hilarious more than anything...
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 12:17pm.
Damn, done in by his own boomerang leg. Put him on suicide watch!!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Well, on the bright side, he can make his left foot into a license plate and his right foot into a shank.
@ Whamo -- ikr??!! i just hope soon on this side of the pond the same level of investigation and prosecution will be directed toward Disney, Nick, other major studios. shameful all of these studio-raised kids' minds are falling apart all over Hollywood and no one is really delving into the years when the adults they worked for and with probably had more access to them than their parents [not excusing the WOs of the world, but just saying...]
@ GG -- ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 11:59am.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 11:53am.
Hahahaha! The pokey High jump champ!
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Guards yelling down the range: "Pistorius, get your ass down here, it's limbo night, choose a leg, hop to it!"
See this is why tink tink lost his mind. All you's people making fun off him. What's a mofo supposed to do to get some respect around here? Kill somebody?
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 12:14pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 12:11pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 12:05pm
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Damn, done in by his own boomerang leg. Put him on suicide watch!!
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 12:11pm.
OT: another British tv child assaulter
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I heard that when I woke up this morning.WTF!
Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 12:11pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 12:05pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 12:03pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 11:54am.
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It's not SOOO bad, at least he doesn't need a cup to bang on the bars, he can do it lying down.
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He better watch, he might get the curved bottom part stuck in the bars, try to pull free and have it fly off.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 12:10pm.
Did you see the top comment on that clip,
"I guess he had to shoot her, he couldn't kick her to the curb.."
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Oh shit, ROFL so wrong, yet I am unable to stop laughing
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 11:59am.
tink, tink, tink, CLINK [jail cell closing]
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*spits out water/ howls with laughter*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 12:08pm.
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The last place you want to be in a race...is behind the motherfucka with NO FOOTS
Po litle tink tink
OT: another British tv child assaulter (19 charges). at least it's not a kids show this time:
http://news.yahoo.com/coronation-street-actor-child-sex-charges-10250652...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 12:05pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 12:03pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 11:54am.
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It's not SOOO bad, at least he doesn't need a cup to bang on the bars, he can do it lying down.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
"They said and I quote "He had an unfair advantage." *raised hand* Are you talkin about the motherfucker runnin with no got damn legs...is that who you talkin bout? po lil tink-tink!" lmao!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Did you see the top comment on that clip,
"I guess he had to shoot her, he couldn't kick her to the curb.."
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 11:54am.
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 11:51am.
Can someone explain the tink tink joke - I'm not getting it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qlNEmpxQxI
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BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
*pisses self*
Submitted by parkerj on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 12:00pm.
I just clicked on it, Paper clips and sparks everywhere LOL!! Poor little Tink Tink!
Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 12:00pm.
It's a tall day for me, I think I caught a growth spurt while I slept.
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LMFAO! I KNOW evertime I see that clip It makes me laugh.
"they said I got sign up over here?"....ah you dont have to sign up.
*looks back and them over his shoulder sighs*..tink tink tink tink
He probably parked in the Handicapped spot at the Court House too..
Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 12:03pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 11:54am.
Good for him, nothing worse than someone taking off your own leg and beating the shit out of you with it, although I do believe some of the guys might like the way he bounces, ifyaknowwhatImean.
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Lmao! *shakes head* Shit just keeps gettin worse for lil tink-tink!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
"Nothing like getting home to hear the washing machine on and thinking its an intruder to go into full combat recon mode into the pantry! waa."
I don't really get that washing machine tweet either. If a thief breaks into your house and starts doing laundry, they're either the nicest burglar ever or they have a serious case of OCD.
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I laughed so hard I had an asthma attack.
omg I'm dying.. paperclip legs. and stapled on crocs (hopefully neon orange ones) aahahahah!!
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 11:54am.
Good for him, nothing worse than someone taking off your own leg and beating the shit out of you with it, although I do believe some of the guys might like the way he bounces, ifyaknowwhatImean.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
weird how some athletes look so non-athletic when not wearing their "work clothes"
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 11:55am.
It's a tall day for me, I think I caught a growth spurt while I slept.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 11:57am.
Submitted by parkerj on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 11:54am.
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It's actually from Katt William stand up, if you haven't seen it see the clip on bored's or my comment to Miss Fury
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I just clicked on it, Paper clips and sparks everywhere LOL!! Poor little Tink Tink!
Submitted by vsminimoose on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 11:50am.
I've dated real nice guys and then I've dated the total psycho "nice guys." It's the worst. Everyone freaking loves your new boyfriend, thinking you hit the jackpot (yourself included) and then you have to dump their asses and everyone thinks you're the bitch. You want to tell everyone what a psycho they are but you have to be the "bigger person." Ugh....it's the freaking worst.
I'd rather have a blatant A-hole than a closet case lunatic with a "nice guy" image.
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TROOF!
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 11:53am.
Hahahaha! The pokey High jump champ!
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"Jesus loves you" - Great thing to hear in a Church but horrific to hear in a Mexican prison
tink, tink, tink, CLINK [jail cell closing]
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Oh I see, thanks for the link. I hate KW so I don't think it's funny but at least I know what's tink tink means!
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Dark-sided!
I don't get the Vegas lounge mood lighting in these images. Or did someone actually Instagram these? #kidsthesedays
Submitted by parkerj on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 11:54am.
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It's actually from Katt William stand up, if you haven't seen it see the clip on bored's or my comment to Miss Fury
Irish Fury
http://youtu.be/_qlNEmpxQxI
"The last place you wanna be in a foot race is behind mothafucka with no got damn foots!"
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 11:51am.
Can someone explain the tink tink joke - I'm not getting it.
In one of Katt Williams' comedy shows, he does a bit about "Poor lil' Tink Tink" the guy with no legs running track, because of the debate whether or not the legs gave him an "advantage". He describes the legs as bent backward paper clips. It's quite funny, but done prior to the Olympics.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
*out of the loop on the tink tink too*
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 11:51am.
Can someone explain the tink tink joke - I'm not getting it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qlNEmpxQxI
you gots to be in touch with your star mother fuckin playa!
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 11:51am.
Can someone explain the tink tink joke - I'm not getting it.
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Close your eyes and imagine listening to Oscar at home, without his shoes on.
According to TMZ they just transfered him to a handle capable prison and his bent back paper clip legs aren't seen as weapons so they didn't take em away.
http://www.tmz.com/2013/02/14/oscar-pistorius-transferred-handicapable-j...
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 11:49am.
No. Because they are hollow (smuggling). Under South African law he will have 2 bamboo canes with crocs stapled to the ends strapped onto his stumps. FACT.
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Bawahaaaa!! and the only have one size of cane prison, 8 feet long with size 15 crocs
This story is so sad but these comments are SO FUNNY. Boomerang, paper clip legs, tink tink (what the fuck is that supposed to mean anyway?)...I'm having a hard time not losing my shit here at work.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 11:35am.
He tried to float the "break-in" story, but the cops said the scene doesn't match that. If you wake up to an intruder and grab your gun and fire, that's one thing, but taking the time to go and get the gun is considered time enough to think about what you are doing. If it is factual that he shot her through a closed bathroom door, then he had the time to think about it, and that makes it premeditated. I think it happened very much like Whamo said, he has a record of being a "hothead", and control freak.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Can someone explain the tink tink joke - I'm not getting it.
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 11:38am.
Bitches shoulda recognized, don't fuck with the dude with the boomerang legs. He'd snatch one off, throw it, whop you upside the head with it, and the damn thing would fly right back to his hands and he put it on again.
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Oh shit,That ain't right, but so funny! Bwhahahaha!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by cocoebert on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 10:59am.
It sounds more like a crime of passion than premeditated.
I concur. His history portrays a loose cannon. But hey, police have more information. Maybe he got pissed at her 2 days before and bought a gun because of the anger. Then he let the idea go and made her a shake (Twitter pic) and they were fine. Then she pissed him off again and he grabbed the gun he recently bought and used it. Kind of a combo of premeditated and passion. Guess we need more details.
This story is just sad as fuck.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 11:09am.
this dude is a lunatic...
question:when he gets to jail, will he get to keep his prosthetic legs?
No. Because they are hollow (smuggling). Under South African law he will have 2 bamboo canes with crocs stapled to the ends strapped onto his stumps. FACT.
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"Jesus loves you" - Great thing to hear in a Church but horrific to hear in a Mexican prison