RiRi Got A Bouquet Of Buds For VD
Because RiRi thinks she's the second coming of Bob Marley and a hero to all stoners, she Instagrammed a picture of the marijuana plant somebody gave her for National Single Awareness Day and added the note: "Roses are green! Somebody knows how to make me happy." You probably didn't read any of those words, because as soon as that picture loaded your mouth pulled your head toward the screen and you'll stay stuck there until the people who clean your office at night pry you off, Windex your screen and then put your mouth back on it.
Some people think that RiRi's bouquet from FTD's Willie Nelson collection came from Chris Brown. If it did, then RiRi must've found later that her marijuana plant was actually a bushel of funny-looking oregano, because they both showed up to Playhouse in Hollywood last night and she treated him like he was Frank Ocean and she was him. RiRi sat far away from him and kept throwing her stank face at him. Some witness type said this to UsWeekly:
"[They were] not at all on speaking terms. She refused to sit with or even near him. When she noticed he was there, she made a huge show of rubbing her presence in his face."
Please tell me that "rubbing her presence in his face" is just a really polite way of saying that she threw her dirty tampon at his face or dropped a queef bomb in his piña colada. But really, this is just The Difficult Brown and RiRi being The Difficult Brown and RiRi. You know, he tries to kill her, they kiss, they make up, he tries to kill her again, they kiss, they make up, etc... That's just them.
It's pretty obvious that The Difficult Brown is the one who gave her that beautiful gift, because he knows that marijuana reduces the intensity of pain. That is SO caring of him.
And here's some extremely riveting pictures of RiRi going to another club last night.
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This bitch will never learn.
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Yep. Sounds like their relationship is as healthy as ever.
If she wants me to think she's truly badass, she needs to hop her ass on Twitter and send us a photo of what she looks like once he throws her from a flight of stairs.
Now THAT...would be badass.
That is all.
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These two losers are among the most boring, disgusting people in the world.
Another club? How about going home, read a book, meditate, pray. Is one's own company so bad?
Bob Marley wrote about so much more than weed. Its too bad that's all most people associate with him.
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God don't like ugly.
IDK...if she's so flippant about admitting that she does illegal drugs what else does she do that is illegal?
This is why celebs make the WORST role models. Even though they are very popular, it's really best to not follow what they do unless you yourself are a narcissistic asshat.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
she probably fucks for a dimebag
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 4:35pm.
Dirk, i smoked weed almost every night for 15 years, and my memory is phenomenal. Yet my boyfriend can't remember half the shiy people say. It effects people differently.
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Me too. Sharp as a tack.
RiRi was impressed with that? hmmm next she'll be tweeting pics of her tattoos... oh wait... boring hos.
"rubbing her presence in his face" - LOL
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who cares Im bored of these two
* So my face is a vagina, huh? Well I bet you wish your nose was a dick....so you could fuck butts *
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 4:04pm.
My dad grew that years ago and put it in rubbing alcohol. Some old hippie friend of theirs said it was good for sore muscles...what a waste.
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I came back to say the same thing! My parents kept a little plant in the backyard too.
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i may not be an expert here but i grew weed with a roommate for two years and this stuff looks just fine to me. i had to stop because the shit was giving me panic attacks. it's too bad.
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Lisbet, thanks *sigh*...dude doesnt wake up til after 10am so my 70 year old mom has to take his daughter to high school! *takes swig*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
She is such a skank. What a waste of weed.
What a role model this twatastic bitch is all the way around!
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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by RichBitch on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 4:05pm.
I'm still waiting for their cover duet of 'Smack My Bitch Up'.
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If that can't be done, this is the next best thing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPtjcT1t64I
I can't get enough Key & Peele. LOLOL.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
My dog found my weed once, he liked it!
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
she is so stupid and limited.
Girl - look up discreet and get your act together. Keep SOMETHING private, FFS!
*whips condom wrapper out of bathrobe pocket* --"WE need to talk..." Richie during the out of control summer of 2005
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 4:21pm.
I've sat in grow opps and busted my back trimming pounds and pounds of the shit
*shanks IF and uses her corpse to beat Dog to death*
hi baby, how you doin'?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Dirk, i smoked weed almost every night for 15 years, and my memory is phenomenal. Yet my boyfriend can't remember half the shiy people say. It effects people differently.
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My brother used to be a major pot head. Now he's off the stuff, but his memory is for shit. Always struggling to remember names, people's phone numbers and other easy stuff. It's hugely frustrating for him, and I'm sure there's a connection (I never smoke weed and I have an excellent memory).
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 4:07pm.
Lisbet, you've met my brother in law?
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If he's anything like most of the potheads I've encountered, I doubt I need to.
*sends sympathy bottle of whiskey GG's way*
Submitted by sushi on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 2:53pm.
Nothing is cooler than someone bragging about smoking weed.
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Seriously, RiRi has the mentality of an 8th grader trying to be badass. It's embarassing.
I've sat in grow opps and busted my back trimming pounds and pounds of the shit, there is nothing wrong with the look of this bud, it's been trimmed nice and tight and buds themselves look fine to me. JMO anyway.
My friend injected weeds in front of her son and now he's schizophrenic.
Weeds. Not even once.
Mmmhumm... I RECKON I'LL TAKE A COUPLE OF THE BIGGUNS.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqTWQiTlhKQ&t=1m19s
Roses are red
Weed is green
You smoke 'til you don't see
your HUGE forehead.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Submitted by RichBitch on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 4:05pm.
I'm still waiting for their cover duet of 'Smack My Bitch Up'.
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Rich, you Bitch... I will have that song stuck in my head for DAYS...
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
Lisbet, you've met my brother in law?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:46pm.
Why are people who don't smoke weed everyday so gay?
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It's our CHOICE motherfucker!!!! smokin weed aka smokin pole I would freakin roll over twice and fucking DIE!!!
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
Submitted by ba-buttons on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:32pm.
Looks like shitty weed. Cheap hydro crap, you can tell by how loose and flowery the buds are, didn't cure them correctly.
ba-buttons smokes dope. A lot. But in my home, with my friends. Personally, all these burn-out, hippie idiots and low-rent wannabe ganagstas (like shit for brains here) who do the "420" parades and shit are actually doing more to keep reefer illegal.
If mobs had assembled for mass binge drinking fests as a form of protest against prohibition our countries would still be dry.
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Yup. I can theoretically get behind legalising marijuana. It's that potheads piss me off so much. I know one or two decent people who do it, and are decent. I know far more who are asswipes.
I'm still waiting for their cover duet of 'Smack My Bitch Up'.
My dad grew that years ago and put it in rubbing alcohol. Some old hippie friend of theirs said it was good for sore muscles...what a waste.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 4:00pm.
I'duh got em ten...
(ok IM DONE!)
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
Mary Jane is a traitorous BITCH. I thought we were friends - then she did me wrong and we don't talk anymore. Seeing this picture sure does bring back memories. *verklempt*
"...for VD."
Ah, I see what you did there.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:57pm.
Yeah, in your BRA.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Submitted by sushi on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 2:53pm.
Nothing is cooler than someone bragging about smoking weed.
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I totally agree. My friend brags about it daily. It's really irritating.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:03pm.
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Oh Sucky you freak!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:56pm.
I've had better.
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
GG:
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/rihanna/sm.html
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:55pm.
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Go ahead, hit me again, Ike!! and this time put some STANK ON IT!!!
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
Foxxy, she sings about "sex smell"? :O
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Riri and her Chris brown club act reminds me of the limo fight in " what's love got to do with it" , when Ike and Tina give each other the stank-eye.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:50pm.
Anytime.
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
My sweet Messican grandma has a plant for "medical Purposes" she claims she only uses it to put into her bottle of rubbing alchohol for "joint" pain.
Damn! RiRi's got a huge bush.
Rub her presence in his face? - the trash that hang around these two really are dumb asses that dropped out in 6th grade arent they? Ignorant people annoy the hell out of me! Akkkkkkk!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Jack - yes, Thank you! ♥