Hugh Grant Announces The Birth Of A Baby On Twitter (UPDATE: He's The Daddy)
Hugh Grant SHOCKED the universe (not really, not at all) in 2011 when he announced that he was a first time father to a daughter he made with his short-term piece Tinglan Hong. Hugh's spokeswhore called it a "fleeting affair" and said they were no longer together, but that he would help her raise their kid. It was a fancy and polite way of saying that Hugh barebacked a baby into Tinglan during a three-night stand and he'll happily send a check to his daughter every month. Since Hugh Grant just loves announcing the birth of babies out of nowhere, he did it again on Twitter this morning by tweeting about his daughter's new brother:
The Daily Mail thinks that this means Hugh Grant's sperm fish shoved itself into one of Tinglan's eggs again and that he's a father for the second time, but he never says that. Hugh just says that his daughter has a brother, so Tinglan could've made a baby with another dude. Maybe Hugh Grant just loves announcing the birth of babies? Bitch should totally start a new career as a baby birth announcer.
And remember when Hugh said that he liked his daughter "okay"? Since Hugh might not even be related to Tinglan's son, he'll probably say that he only sees that baby as an acquaintance and he'll be cordial to him at family functions, but that's it!
UPDATE: Hugh added on Twitter that he's the daddy, so I guess that either he and Tinglan are back together or they just can't stop casually doing each other raw dog-style.
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I hate hate HATE Hugh Grant. He always comes off as over-pleased and rehearsed with his smarmy self. What an arrogant, elitist piece of shit.
hugh grant said Uncool... he and aniston are both relics of the 90s, so I guess that makes sense.
Yeah, WTF? If you're not "with" the mother and you made another baby with her, W...T...F...?
I guess Tinglan ain't no dingaling and she hears the sound of cash registers ringaling up every time she pushes out a new Grantaling.
According to Google, the new kid's name is Felix Chang.
Why didn't he get clipped after the first one? He's going into Jude Law territory now.
Hugh did a great, hilarious interview on the Actors Studio. He may be a big asshole, but he's quick and witty.
He always seems like a miserable cunt.
Submitted by BaconSlut on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 2:07pm.
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i can't. my arms are too heavy from the sadness & despair that my magnificent ride of all rides was called a (*dramatic back of hand to forehead*) ... a(*whispers weakly*)"yujo!" ... this baby will have to name itself.
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hugh grant comes off as such primo asshole shit, always playing the reluctantly "above everyone" character. how he got that liz hurley is beyond me. wasn't he the dude that went with a tranny or something? that may be eddie murphy in the same era. some nasty down low shit either way.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
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They're having a second kiddie? Is Hugh still with the mother? MK's right, why are they raw dogging it they aren't together? Maybe he just said that to keep the paps off the family. Good idea.
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Submitted by Kizzy on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 5:33pm.
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WHEW, I was thinking that was his for-real kid. Yes, I am that unfamiliar with Hugh's extensive catalogue of performances. I was feeling bad for his kid!!
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The baby's cute, though.
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Submitted by Kizzy on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 5:33pm.
Haha. I think he is actually acting here? Isn't this a still shot from that movie he made..um...About a Boy? Maybe?
Nice fucking expression there, Dad. You're an actor, dickhead, at least ACT like you know what the fuck you're doing, and what the fuck that is.
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Never could stand him. Seems like a big fat jerk.
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Foxxy -- eh, I don't know. Seems like Ting Ting knows how to associate with men of means to me. She manages to drive expensive cars and have expensive clothes, yet no one really knows how she affords this stuff. And she's nothing to look at either. Ting Ting had a tink tink -- that should keep her comfortable for about another 16 or so years. Hugh seems to have a type. And this one is burlesque dancer? Wow, way to go Hugh. He's really scraping the bottom of the barrel.
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Submitted by NovaNightly on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 5:23pm.
It's never "uncool" to adore your children Hugh...get real!!
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I don't know - - - that hooker said he was a PERV TO THE MAX.
It's never "uncool" to adore your children Hugh...get real!!
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Hugh Grant is repulsive. In every way.
Never cared for him as an actor. All the interviews I read about him never made it sound like he was the married with children type. Shrug. Congrats to them.
I never really understood Hugh Grants appeal to people. He never seemed all that attractive, and he always came off as a bit of a pompous cuntstain. *Shrugs*
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With the same mom, he can just send one monthly wire instead of two.
"Mommy, the mean kids call me 'fleeting affair,' then laugh. What does it mean 'fleeting affair'?"
You know, I don't even care if they aren't together and decided to make a baby friend for the kid they already have. If they get on ok, and both want their children to have the same parents why not? I've had friends over the years have another kid with their ex's for the very same reason. They want another kid but do not want 50 baby daddys. If both sides agree to it, and support the kids it probably isn't a terrible plan.
Given he's never seemed to want kids before, I'm not at all surprised by his ambivalence. Hope he sets enough money aside for their future therapy sessions.
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And they met at a bar. Such a classy couple....friends with baby benefits.
Can't stand Mr Grant. That image of him picking up on a hooker is forever tattooed in my brain.
And you can be absolutely sure he will never change a diaper.
I get the feeling that Hugh Grant is a giant prick. A giant baby making prick.
Tinglan Hong is thisclose to Tingling Dong. So, in other words, it's a great name.
Really like some of his movies, especially About a Boy. Heck I even liked Notting Hill. I thought his character was a cutie. Did not understand why he fell for the Julie Roberts character though. She was not endearing.
Anyhow, he is a regular fertile mertile. eye roll.
and Twitter sucks eggs.
Hi Twatty. I'm not really on today. Cleaned 7 cupboards etc.... I kind of stink.
What an odd picture
bumbling fool hugh grant.. i find him really amusing for some reason. my friend from college is just like him... a bumbling british fool who gets away with doing and saying stupid, ridiculous, ditzy things because of that accent.
he strikes me as the kind of guy whose idea of interacting with children means playing fetch. but whatever. to each his own.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown: "not sure if i want to give a congrats to someone who seems so ambivalent about having children...?"
Exactly, Foxxy. And why did he bother making another one?
ETA: Okay, I take back what I said.
But his level of enthusiasm ranks at "Fond Uncle", not "Proud Father".
MK, if you're still out there -- we all hope the rx visit went well yesterday and you're comfortable and on the mend!!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Hi Twatty! dunno, she seems more good-girl-gone-wild-who-was-lucky-to-be-in-the-right-social-circle-to-meet-a-rich-actor type than a conniving, golddigging strategist
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2058136/Hugh-Grant-baby-An-...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 2:17pm.
What do you care, pedophile? Grant is 52 which means he's 50 years too old for what you like, you sick asshole.
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Tinglan Hong sounds like a career gold-digger.
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Submitted by Darknight on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 2:32pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 2:27pm.
Submitted by Darknight on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 2:19pm.
you use your brain during the ENTIRE week?!
*rolls eyes* now you're just trying to show off.
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"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 2:27pm.
Submitted by Darknight on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 2:19pm.
"in answer to some journos" is why he twitted ;-)
ETA: just saw the update. weird way to write it as the father.
not sure if i want to give a congrats to someone who seems so ambivalent about having children...i guess congrats to the mom?
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Congrats to the mom because that baby is super cute.
Enough with the old dudes becoming fathers. AND he looks like shit.
So apparently it is his… whatever. I prefer not to think about Hugh Grant procreating. Tinglan has mad babymama skillz.
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Submitted by Darknight on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 2:19pm.
"in answer to some journos" is why he twitted ;-)
ETA: just saw the update. weird way to write it as the father.
not sure if i want to give a congrats to someone who seems so ambivalent about having children...i guess congrats to the mom?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
i'm interpreting this as the woman having a child by another man. but i'm told that i suck at reading comprehension so who knows...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
So is this another oops baby or what? I think it might be his since he says brother not half brother, and why would he announce the baby to the world if it's not his?
Lovely how detached he is to the baby. Yes, I blew my load into my gf and THIS popped out, truly fascinating indeed.
Much better arrangement than a full on bearding contract and drama, I must say. Maybe others should look into this approach.
Hugh has had some 'work done'.
Is Hugh a homosexual?
GG. Creeping about! lol. Just working super hard, get in too late and Cap This comes up when I'm counting zzzz's. :)
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Submitted by BaconSlut on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 2:07pm.
*waits for Meatblocks to roll into the thread in his mint Yujo, hold his 'puter monitor over his head, and declare, "Kunta Kinte!!!" :D
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YOUR NAME IS TOBY!!!
HG : Hi rr.. Sorry I've been away from my daughter for a year but I just wanted this time bring the cheque myself... What is that?
TH : What?
HG : that [points at baby] what is that in your arms?
TH : ... "that"? That is a baby me dear!
HG : [pats forehead] who is the father?
TH : [shrugs] what do you care?...
HG : I care about mah chequebook bitch!
Sounds like Tinglan has a lucrative career as a babymama. Uh, I mean, "fab mum".
ETA: pretty sure the boy paycheck is drawn from a different bank than Hugh's...
*waits for Meatblocks to roll into the thread in his mint Yujo, hold his 'puter monitor over his head, and declare, "Kunta Kinte!!!" :D
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I always forget that Hugh Grant exists.