Birthday Sluts

Happy birthday Regina!

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The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!

Submitted by dlaugher on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 6:45pm.
regina spektor fan here.
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I feel like Taylor Swift's new song is 100% Regina Spekor ripoff.

I'd like to buy a vowel from Vanna White and at 250 dollars a pop that's a lotta cash. HB Vanna!

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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman

Happy Birthday Molly Ringwald (16 Candles is still one of my favorites), Dr. Dre, Matt Dillon, and the one and only Toni Morrison.

36 Chambers (The Wu)

regina spektor fan here.

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Amnesty International
Shine a Light

Submitted by dementa on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 4:31pm.
Submitted by Anita Bidet on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 1:24pm.
So it's retro, therefore cool to hate her again!

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 11:26am.
Cosigned. That is an evil, vicious bitch move, and people bleating about "oh, she wrote about peace and she's avant-garde and stuff!" are just supporting hypocrisy.
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Exactly. Just like the assholes trying to make John Lennon some kind of a beacon for peace. Dude was a raging arrogant shitbag who treated his own son like dirt. The only difference is he actually IS talented. Yoko Ono is so talentless she couldn't even produce a talented offspring WITH THE HELP of John Lennon's sperm.

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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson

LOW BUDGET BYTCH -- that's so funny about Jillian Michaels. Like Zorba, I believe it. Surprised about the hair, though. Like the time I saw Mr. T, he was only about 5'5" tops -- I was taller than him. Little shit. She's totally horse-faced, I can see that on TV, but I didn't know she had a wig or extensions.

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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"

"Two eyes, two eyebrows."

Submitted by Anita Bidet on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 1:24pm.
So it's retro, therefore cool to hate her again!

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 11:26am.
Cosigned. That is an evil, vicious bitch move, and people bleating about "oh, she wrote about peace and she's avant-garde and stuff!" are just supporting hypocrisy.

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

Submitted by LOW BUDGET BYTCH on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 3:32pm.

That's hilarious about Jillian Michaels. I always thought she had a lustrous head of perfect flowing hair. I can believe the horse-faced and loud parts though.

Heard similar down-low rumors about 50 cent, and that Eminem was not only Dre's protege but his boytoy when he was just starting out. Sounds crazy but verrry persistent rumor.

Molly Ringwald I still love you

all hail Miss Toni Morrison!

Yoko has incredible legs, wow- an 80 y.o. but-her-face!

Hekki - love the dirt! I heard the rumors about Ms. Travolta around 1998 positioning dudes on movie sets, so I believed all the dudes that came forward recently.

Dr. Dre stuff wouldn't surprise me. I was saying the other day that performers have to whore them selves out so badly, tv/film and music industries are incredibly sleazy. so with Dr. Dre being queen-ish, what did 50 cent and Eminem have to do?

my DH loves poker, so recently I saw Matt Dillon at Mohegan Sun. Looks good, whomever or whatever he's banging at the moment (was with bunch of run-of the mill dudes -assumed they were his homies from Westchester county. Doesn't give off alcoholic vibes so whatever he is secret is I want it. years of clean living have gotten me NOWHERE,\.

Jillian Michaels sat a table next to me in Vegas last month. Horse-faced, loud (it was in the morning - breakfast) 6 strands of hair and 3 feet tall. at 5-4+ I was considerably taller than her.

HB to all the birthday sluts today. And a special sexy cupcake for hotties Matt and Greta.

Nice legs Yoko.

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Yoko Ono - so much controversy over someone with no talent. None whatsoever. Except that John Lennon liked her.

Jillian Michaels - Bitch is hot. I'd let her stick a dildo in. I have her 20-minute workout DVD and *endorsement alert* they really do work.

Dr. Dre - Always hear on the urban blogs that he's a big ole queen. Sounds just about right.

hating yoko is so 40-years ago

Jeeze my treatise on Yoko got chucked to the Ozone. Lucky you! But after I watch Bored's video and do research I'll be back to revisit this. Maybe her 81 bd. I think you are wrong to dismiss her. She helped others find their way. It was her spirit wrote Imagine/Give Peace a Chance. She broke barriers in Japan a place of unimaginable restriction for women and men. What she did to a child she will have to answer for.

George Kennedy was fantastic in Cool Hand Luke!

Thanks for having my back, Whamo! You're a gent!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Shit, Jerry Buss died. He was a wild but smart guy.

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got somethin to say
But nothin comes out when they move their lips; just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre

Happy Birthday Dr. Dre!

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 12:22pm.
I always wanted to meet Yoko, so I can tell her that her music is shit
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I'd trip her if she tried to run after you. :D

George Kennedy is my favorite Kennedy! Truth.
Sinead Cusack is a great actress-HB to her.

Has anyone read Molly Ringworm's book?

PS - I hope somebody gives Travolta a nice dildo for his birthday.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

I always wanted to meet Yoko, so I can tell her that her music is shit and so is her art, then snatch her glasses off her face, then take off.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 12:07pm.
FAWK EWE YOKO ONO EWE NO BEDDY GOOD RADY. EWWWWWE KIRR DE SO UB JOHN RENNON!!! EWWE KIRR IT DEAD AN EWE NO DAMN RIGHT!
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ROTFLMAO! At least you stopped short of calling her ol'rice eyes. Keepin it classy as always, huh Jack? LMAO!

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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson

FAWK EWE YOKO ONO EWE NO BEDDY GOOD RADY. EWWWWWE KIRR DE SO UB JOHN RENNON!!! EWWE KIRR IT DEAD AN EWE NO DAMN RIGHT!

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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur

Yoko Ono: no opinion as long as I don't have to listen to her.

Molly Ringwald: "I can't believe my own grandmother actually felt me up..." Love her.

Matt Dillon: Hot, hearing he might be bi makes me sit up a bit straighter.

John Travolta: Sad the way he lives his (alleged) gay life so furtively (unless that makes it sexier for him). Still, he was in Grease, so he gets a free pass.

Juice Newton:"The sweetest thing...I've ever known...is loving youuuu." Beautiful voice.

Greta Scacchi: another actress who should be more famous. When she was younger, Got DAMN she was beautiful, with a cerebral quality and she's aging very interestingly.

Happy birthday, one and all!
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"She looks like if you fuck with her she'd put a stiletto through your jugular and then charge you for the shoe repair. My kind of woman." Foxxy Brown

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 10:15am.

Hekki: Those links make great reading. I have found my new best friend. "Candice Bergen: swoon". "Chow Yung Fat; The coolest man alive". Outstanding!!!

Twatty - Yeah, I think it could go either way regarding Vanna's age. I agree she never had that popping fresh look, but I don't know, 80's makeup? For what it's worth, I think it's very, very likely she's shaved years off.

Thamar - You can admire Yoko's work, etc. Quite frankly, most artists have complicated personal lives and generally are/were not the nicest people. I just have some very strong opinions about her due to her treatment/handling of her step-son.

cowjam - Jesus, I thought I was the only one. She SUCKED as Frannie. And Rob Lowe as Nick? WTF!

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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.

Molly Ringworm RUINED "The Stand". Hate her. Sit down, Frannie.

I have a girl crush on Jillian Michaels. She makes exercise look like fun. Almost.

Happy birthday, Mrs. Irons. I would put up with anything just to sleep with him every night. In a castle, yet.

kiki -- I thought Vanna was in her 30's when she started "Wheel of Fortune." She's never had that dewey, fresh look to me, more like that rode hard, put away wet look IMO. Kind of like a washed-up Vegas showgirl done good look. And yeah, I never gave that much thought to her either until trying to pull my leg when giving a ludicrous age on IMDB.

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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"

"Two eyes, two eyebrows."

Jeebus!!! Save me from this convo!!

Peace everbody. Have a nice day!!!!

"Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 10:07am.

I agree completely. Sir Paul can handle himself, but it was vile the way she treated poor Julian. That's what propelled me from merely disliking her (because she's a pretentious twat) to outright despising her."

Got room for another at your table? I was always fairly ambivalent towards her until I heard about her treatment of Julian after his father's death. Despicable, cruel and indefensible. Fuck her.

Agree about seriously questioning Vanna White only being 56. I suppose it's possible. She started on Wheel of Fortune in what, the early 80s? Let's assume 1980, which would have put her at 23 when she started. I guess that's possible. Maybe it's just because she's been around for so long that it seems questionable. WOW. I just spent a ton of time on a woman I never really have given any thought to.

HB to Jillian Michaels, too. Love her workout DVDs. They're really challenging and they work.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.

Submitted by Thamar on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 11:23am.
We are all pretentious. Truth.

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And we are all hypocrites, but some people take the fucking cake. When your husband is killed, and your said husband as a child other than the one he produced with you, and you auction/sell said late husband's items off INCLUDING a postcard that the other child wrote to his father when he was a child, and that said child as to buy back all of HIS FATHER'S THINGS with HIS INHERITANCE because you were too greedy to consider anyone but your miserable ass...yea...No, not all people would do fucked up shit like that. Yoko is a nasty pig.

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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson

We are all pretentious. Truth.

Submitted by Thamar on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 11:04am.
Peeps. Yoko is not pretentious. Not at all. In fact her art which she was making in Paris before she met John was all about breaking down pretension. So it's conceptual art and you don't go for it.
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No one heard of yoko, nor would Yoko's ass be somewhat relevant today had she not be John Lennon's widow...however, that's the least of why I dislike her. Like I said, what she did to Julian was deplorable and disgusting, just like the pig she is.

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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson

Submitted by Thamar on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 11:04am.
Merely because someone is against one kind of pretension doesn't mean they can't be guilty of a different kind.

When you think that way, you open the door to… guess what… pretension!

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

Peeps. Yoko is not pretentious. Not at all. In fact her art which she was making in Paris before she met John was all about breaking down pretension. So it's conceptual art and you don't go for it.

Submitted by Thamar on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 10:35am.
Bored will have to look into vids later. The latest Lennon biography shows him as a
an abuser à la Chris Brown. There is nothing in Yoko' s present that would mark her as the c word imo. But some sleepless night I will check out your complaints agin her. Peace Bored. You sure create alotta content on the d. Nice for insomniacs! ;-)
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Oh honey, John Lennon being an abusive raging arrogant asshole isn't news. It's well documented. Read "John Lennon: The Lost Weekend" as well as accounts by John Lennon's mistress, May Pang, as well as Julian. Theres a whooooooole lot of info documenting his fuckery, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if he slapped Yoko around, still doesn't excuse her of being a vile cunt.

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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson

There is no way in hell Vanna White is only 56 -- 66 is more like it. 56 my ass! Hekki, "intellectually challenged" -- I love that!

Yoko does have good legs, but she's showing off the only part of her that's vaguely attractive. That face of hers could scare a blind man. And that voice? Don't get me started on that shizz.

I've always thought Greta Scaachi was beautiful. I especially loved her in the movie "White Mischief." Has anyone ever seen that?

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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"

"Two eyes, two eyebrows."

Bored will have to look into vids later. The latest Lennon biography shows him as a
an abuser à la Chris Brown. There is nothing in Yoko' s present that would mark her as the c word imo. But some sleepless night I will check out your complaints agin her. Peace Bored. You sure create alotta content on the d. Nice for insomniacs! ;-)

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 10:07am.

I agree completely. Sir Paul can handle himself, but it was vile the way she treated poor Julian. That's what propelled me from merely disliking her (because she's a pretentious twat) to outright despising her.

Yeah, bitch, you didn't produce Lennon's one and only offspring, and the OTHER kid got all the talent. Suck on that.

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

From the waist down, Yoko don't look a day over 30. Good on her, the old kook. HBD to all ye sluts.

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I swear, sometimes good dick is a thing of evil. - Michael K 1/16/13

Thanks Hekki -

Cybill Shepherd - "hated co-star Christine Baranski" Of course she did. Christine was the only reason I watched that stupid show.

Ophy: Here:

http://www.twodorks.com/faxes/fax-celebritygossip.htm

and

http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/gossip.html

it's really old stuff, from the early 00's, but it's fun to look back. E.g.: "Name-Bruce Jenner
Dirt-he's had 2 face lifts, eyelid surgery, and 2 nose jobs and still looks like hell; once went bankrupt; married to one of Nicole Simpson's good friends "

puhsy: HAHA! the thing that sticks in my mind about Vanna is when her book came out, she talked about opening her mouth to the shower spray to act as a Water-Pik, and I was all "I do that, too!". I can't remember anything important, but the trivia sticks...

Hekki - where are getting all this dirt on these celebutards?

anytime you wanna get info from the enemy, forget waterboarding - play one of Yukko's songs. that'll do it.

Submitted by Thamar on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 9:10am.
Bored gotta ask, what is it about Yoko? Not the old saw she broke up the Beatles? That's been disproven over and over. In person, she is warm, lovely, fun and generous
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Has nothing to do with The Beatles. However, she is a pretentious bitch who uses John Lennon's name to get her shitty "art" and "music" recognized out there. I dislike the fact of how she tries to throw Paul under the bus every chance she gets and I also dislike the fact that she did Julian dirty( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F815coz2A3s). She's an overall fucking cunt.

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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson

Yoko Ono is the living embodiment of pretension.

HB to Regina Spektor, a crazy-talented lady. I adore her.

I'm sure Revolta will celebrate by sticking his butthole at many traumatized masseurs. I suspect that given how long he's been locked in the Scienocloset, he's subconsciously TRYING to get exposed as gay now. He wants people to know, but he's afraid to.

Cybill Shepard annoys the shit out of me. That is all. She seems like a raving bitch who justifies her bad behavior with "empowerment" or some such shit.

HB Sinead Cusack. You're a lucky ladee to have Jeremy Irons.

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

@Hekki, LOL, well, maybe I need to rethink Cybil and Vanna.

Happy *insert some hippy bullshit about being reincarnated upon the world or whatever junk those druggies ("supplements") believe in* you insanely talentless hippy icon.

"HOdor"