Afternoon Crumbs
What in Joan Jett Kabuki Hell did Paper Magazine do to Vanessa Hudgens? - Drunken Stepfather
Is that a compact in ASkars' pocket or does he have one of those extra long flat head peens? - Lainey Gossip
Olivia Munn's goth chola lipstick is not a good look for her face - Hollywood Tuna
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt is working The Rachel - Celebitchy
Well, I once got dumped the day before Valentine's Day, so these gifts ain't got shit on me - Towleroad
I think what GOOPY Paltrow meant by this is just she just really wants to eat actual carbs and fuck all day - The Superficial
You'll get credit for your film studies class if you fap to this supercut of peens in cinema - OMG Blog
Jennifer Aniston and Justin Therouxup should make the earth's core melt by having a double wedding with Brangelina - ICYDK
The chicks from Spring Breakers all looked like early 90s South American beauty queens at the premiere in Paris - Popoholic
Sorry, Katherine Webb, Louie Anderson is the real bathing beauty of Splash, but nice try - IDLYITW
AC Slater is going to be a dad again and he better name this one Preppie - Just Jared
Not pictured: a Mama June fart and one of Jessica Simpson's saliva bubbles - The Berry
Michelle Obama's got a red Corvette on her forehead - Jezebel
The V for Vendetta beauty on the left is giving me the faints - Crunk + Disorderly
ScarJo might having a hitchin' ring on her finger - Popsugar
I'm not sure how I feel about Fuggie Fug's unibrow glasses - Cityrag
FYI: Jason Biggs rage faps to UsWeekly while sitting on the toilet - SOW
FYI: The paps still take Katherine Heeeeeeeeiiiiigl's picture - Hollywood Rag
This should be AC Milan's new uniform - Moe Jackson
Bethenny Frankelstein has a bodyguard for some reason - I'm Not Obsessed
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oh hell no. she looks like a extra from the cast of 'Working Girl'
that look had it's moment in time...now let it go. let. it. go.
"I'm with the Get Right Crew -- Cleveland Chapter -- and don't ever mistake me for Captain Save-A-Ho"
I was thinking more like Patty Smyth in the Scandal days.
I like her dress and eye make-up, the rest is the aids-equivalent of styling.
"HOdor"
If Angie Jo wants a black child she needs to learn about black hair and how to fix it right. Or employ someone who can. Come on now.
Submitted by yucko on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 10:09am.
I wear full on lipstick at night and on the weekends. I am really in to all the reds, pinks and oranges right now.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
On the topic of lipstick, how many of you actually regularly full-on wear lipstick? (as opposed to just applying it lightly for some tint, etc.) Or is it just a special occasions thing? Obviously people buy lipstick or it wouldn't still be on the shelves, but I rarely see people wearing it.
Shiloh is looking soooo pretty!
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 10:13pm.
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Haha Twatty! I think Gosling has the same laundry habits of probably Johnnny Depp (another foul one) although at least he doesn't smell of stale cigarettes, antique drapes and last night's gin. Love your newish avie, but don't even get me started on the bare Hammaconda and his low hangers in those sweaty chinos he wears!!
*runs away*
She makes me wish I never plucked my eyebrows to hell in the 80s with my chola friends.
Anyway to get them back? What is that eyebrow threading thing?
On Topic: She looks lame, but kinda cute.
johnnysgirl-blackberry was my lipstick too! I remember it as Revlon.
How I would LOVE to have a tube! They brought it back for a while but it was NOT the same.
This look is so YES! And my lipstick in the '90s was Wet N Wild's 528 (I love how they couldn't be bothered back then to come up with names, just numbers).
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Add Lil Wayne to list of celebs who probably stink.
If you're worried about criticism sometimes a diet is the best defense - Lucille Bluth
vanessa looks like an 80's secretary who listens to siouxsie and the banshees, i like it
I'd rather receive a snake or lizard on Valentimes day than flower or a Teddy bear. Chocolates are ALWAYS a must for Valentimes day though. ; )
Oh, and my sister just came back from spending a few days in Mexico and was there on VDay. She said that in Mexico the celebration includes friendships as well as couples (which should not come as a surprise to me since the day is known as "the day of friendship and love"). Why can't we celebrate the same way? : /
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
Omg Fergie... I remember reading comments about her neck on here... now I see it. Didn't she say she was 37 or thereabouts?
Submitted by Daniee on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 9:00pm.
Her "mid-life crisis" is getting plastic surgery before the inauguration. The bangs are just to cover the scar.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 8:52pm.
OMG! Toast of NY! I (and just about every other girl I knew) wore that too. Oh the 90s with the DARK lipstick.
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*claps* OMG Blog.
Yup, Ashley Benson hands down won the premiere in Paris.
That Fergie photo is pure fug.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 8:52pm.
Hekki and Twatty- ITA about Hudgens. She also looks like she'd proposition your husband or boyfriend right in front of you. Then she bitches that "other women just don't like me for some reason."
Toast of NY lipstick! That was my color in high school! LMAO"
Toast of New York was Revlon, right? They also did "Frosted Brownie". Oh la la!
Daniee -- oh, no hon, not my Gosling. Them are fightin' words, LOL!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 8:52pm.
ITA about Hudgens. She also looks like she'd proposition your husband or boyfriend right in front of you.
hahaha. And?
Is it me or did the messiah twins get cuter? Not so sickly in the face? I wish Ange would do something with that hair. It's Valentine's Day girl put some lipstick on if you aint gonna smile. sheesh.
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Kewl game! I'm adding to smelly folks
Portia de Rossi
Olivier LeSquintnez
Ryan Gosling
James Franco
Mike Myers
Brad Pitt
Jared Leto
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 6:45pm.
Submitted by OneLiner on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 6:43pm.
add Vanessa hudgens to my list of celebrities that always look like they smell!
other on my list are:
Lindsay Lohan
Kelly Osbourne
Angelina Jolie
Jessica Simpson
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Sean Penn
Fuggy Fug
Fist Brown
RiRi
Dreamboat
SamRo
John Boehner
Greasy Bear
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Oh! This is fun.
Steve Buscemi
Spaz del a Whoreta (well duh)
Cisco Adler (who)
Colin Farrell
Britney Spears
Juliette Lewis
Tim Burton and Helena Bohnam Carter
Kate Moss
The Olsen Twins
Goopy (because anyone who does that many cleanses...)
Submitted by mynameisstolen on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 7:16pm.
That lipstick shade my favorite of the 90s is Revlon Wine with Everything.
http://www.beautyencounter.com/buy/revlon-super-lustrous-lipstick-creme/...
I still find partially and fully used tubes in random old boxes and old makeup bags.
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I *still have* my lippy from the 90's. "Blackberry," I think it's CG. You can still get some out wif a brush, haha
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 8:13pm.
Why is everyone hellbent on trying to make Olivia Munn happen?
C'est vrai - I've never seen her (Munn) in anything 'cept at parties or events - no acting to speak of.
Louise -- ITA about Hudgens, like she'd grind her ass against your bf right in front of you. She's so nasty. I hate that nasty smirk she always has on her face. Blrrrrggghhh.
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"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
I find this Vanessa girl very, very pretty. NO to that look, though!
WTF ..bangs are a mid-life crisis? I got em 6 years ago. I was 28. Maybe I'm aging in a hurry .....that would explain those grey hairs!! lol
Goopy will never have the appeal that Jessica Simpson has with her clothing/shoe/etc... People relate to Jessica. Goopy spends too much time trying to make herself look better than everybody else.
Hekki and Twatty- ITA about Hudgens. She also looks like she'd proposition your husband or boyfriend right in front of you. Then she bitches that "other women just don't like me for some reason."
Toast of NY lipstick! That was my color in high school! LMAO
SANS -- I think Olivia Munn is fucking her way through all of Hollywood. When she stops spreading her legs, she'll go away. She's nothing to look at nor is she talented.
Migraineuse -- totally agree about dark lipstick. It has to be done totally right on the right lips. That dress is from Louis Vuitton's spring collection. It's a 60's mod look. I think they're rather ugly.
Lucie -- she is indeed a trollop; I love that word!
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"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Submitted by warmislandsun on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 8:24pm.
I got Hideto Matsumoto vibes when I looked at the picture after reading your post but I quickly blocked them out because I love him and don't want him associated with this trollop even though he's dead.
V Hudge sounds like a disease...and you look like one too! hahahahahha
She looks like a Japanese guy who is in a band, in other words, hot.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 5:25pm.
hello 1983!
Was this when dinosaurs walked the earth
Here is the only makeup tip you will ever get from Migraineuse:
Dark lipstick makes any unevenness in your lips TOTALLY. FUCKING. OBVIOUS.
That said, I think she looks kinda cute. Dress is stupid though.
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.
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Is she channeling Patty Smythe from the "Goodbye to You" video from the 80's or what? LOL.
Why is everyone hellbent on trying to make Olivia Munn happen? That makeup is approaching Paz de la Whoreta levels of awfulness. But at least Paz rocks the crazy....Olivia just looks tragic.
Does anyone take GOOP seriously?
Quagmire....I mean, Bethenny....just go away.
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 6:45pm.
Don't forget Johnny Depp, KStoned and Unicorn Hair.
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Submitted by mynameisstolen: "That lipstick shade my favorite of the 90s is Revlon Wine with Everything."
Ahhh, just the other day we were in the drugstore and I discovered that L'Oreal still makes our favorite shades from high school: Toasted Almond, Mica, Mauved, and Sea Lily (now it's called Sea Fleur). That was over 25 years ago!
Shiloh looks cute with her new hair.
Goopy MUST be trying to keep up with Beyonce and Jay Z. Ugh....
That lipstick shade my favorite of the 90s is Revlon Wine with Everything.
http://www.beautyencounter.com/buy/revlon-super-lustrous-lipstick-creme/...
I still find partially and fully used tubes in random old boxes and old makeup bags. (I have a lot of shit and moved a lot so going through things takes a long time).
Joker's gf?
Submitted by OneLiner on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 6:43pm.
add Vanessa hudgens to my list of celebrities that always look like they smell!
other on my list are:
Lindsay Lohan
Kelly Osbourne
Angelina Jolie
Jessica Simpson
^^^^^^^^^^^^
Sean Penn
Fuggy Fug
Fist Brown
RiRi
Dreamboat
SamRo
John Boehner
Greasy Bear
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Is Vanessa trying to channel former HSOTD Lee Lin Chin?!
add Vanessa hudgens to my list of celebrities that always look like they smell!
other on my list are:
Lindsay Lohan
Kelly Osbourne
Angelina Jolie
Jessica Simpson
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Submitted by dementa on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 6:26pm.
Anyone else thinking Michelle Obama had some surgical work done?
Yes and on taxpayer's dollars.
Um, no. Why are we still hearing about her?
Anyone else thinking Michelle Obama had some surgical work done?
Bethenny only had a kid so she could say she did, didn't she?
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Submitted by aesthetic_demerit on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 5:39pm.
I was thinking Siouxsie Sioux...
YES, me too; especially the thick brows, like from the Spellbound video.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 5:28pm.
Vanessa Hudgens always looks dirty. And like she'd take it up the ass in exchange for a diet soda and a pack of smokes.
You say that like it's a bad thing!