Tuesday, February 19th 2013
Birthday Sluts
Benicio Del Toro (46)
Victoria Justice (20)
Jayde Nicole (27)
Haylie Duff (28)
Arielle Kebbel (28)
Beth Ditto (32)
David Gandy (33)
Gideon Yago (35)
Sunset Thomas (41)
Justine Bateman (47)
Seal (50)
Jessica Tuck (50)
Helen Fielding (55)
Ray Winstone (56)
Jeff Daniels (58)
Michael Nader (68)
Smokey Robinson (73)
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Hey all you DListed sluts thanks for wishing King David Gandy a very Happy Birthday. I emailed MK to let him know that I was very disappointed in his choice of Birthday Sluts. Haha. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE HOTTEST MAN MEAT OF ALL TIME KING DAVID GANDY.
HBD David Gandy!!!
HB to Nicolaus Copernicus!!!!!
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HB to all the birthday sluts today.
@Bambam, nice easy listening, even though it is being played in the evening. lol
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HBD to Beth Ditto, Smokey Robinson, and Benecio han'medakeysyoucocksuckaWTF! Del Toro.
Submitted by bambam on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 12:33pm.
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Justine is the sister you're talking about Whams.
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LOL, you are correct my friend.
she doesn't look so good these days actually, I think she had/has an eating disorder?
*shakes head*
Opheila, I totally READ it as Michael Nouri. hahaha
thanks!
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How can I ask anyone to love me
When all I do is beg to be left alone?
Happy birthday to Benicio! I like the guy.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 9:04am.
Justine Bateman...Understated funny, I had the hots for his sister when she was on Family Ties.
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Justine is the sister you're talking about Whams.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgQ-QrCFMjs
@ Hekki, Bacon,
Play this first thing in the morning, I guarantee you'll be in a good mood the rest of the day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LB2srBdEgg
HB Smokey. Lay off the plastic surgery, you're rounding the corner.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgQ-QrCFMjs
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 12:09pm.
Hot man from Flashdance is almost 70? ACK!
You're thinking of Michael Nouri PSL. but I think he's up there in age. I remember him from that soap Search for Tomorrow. I had a major crush.
I've always said that Benicio Del Toro is the (seemingly) intelligent, talented and hot version of Brad Pitt.
HB.
Hot man from Flashdance is almost 70? ACK!
Benicio used to be so hot
Who gives a flying fuck about Haylie Duff?
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How can I ask anyone to love me
When all I do is beg to be left alone?
HB Smokey Robinson, Jeff Daniels, Benicio, dandy David Gandy, and Seal.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Where is my dear BigBendy to wish Big Gandy a happy birthday? Ok, I'll do it. Happy birthday hot piece!
HB to Jeff Daniels. Had a dirty dream about him once
Whatever happened to Gideon Yago?
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Douchechill!
Happy 30th birthday to my favorite singer, Mika Nakashima!
Bad B-Day to Jayde Nicole. Once upon a time Playboy centrefolds were pretty, not complete freakshows of plastic surgery. This idiot might not have been the first but she's sure the worst.
Happy B-Day to Sunset Thomas!! Workmanlike pornstar from the 1990's overshadowed by Jenna and Janine. Her niece, Sunrise Adams, followed her into the biz.
Happy B-Day Justine Bateman!! Your were funny as hell on that one episode of "Arrested Development". I wish we saw more of you.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:08pm.
Again, pipe down, Fatty. Go and waddle to the pantry, stick some cake in your gaping maw and pick some crabs out of your mound and use 'em as sprinkles.
Team#DOGHASCRABS!
Submitted by Naughychimp on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 10:04am.
Don't you think if you basically gave Benicio a "white wash" - put on a blonde wig, gave him blue contacts, lightened up his skin a shade or 3 - he'd look an awful lot like Brad Pitt?
"White wash," "lighten a shade or 3"??? Um maybe give Brad the treatment rather than Benicio because in most side by side pictures Brad is the darker one hahaha.
http://www.inmirror.com/files/images/benicio_del_toro-brad_pitt.jpg
Although, it kind of depends on the day. Benicio stays the same shade, Brad wavers from normal to tan.
HB Justine Bateman, Jeff Daniels and Mr. Smoky Robinson
Wow, benicio hasn't aged well!
WOAH you mean he hasn't always looked old? Seriously, biggest bags under his eyes and a very haggard face. Way worse than is expected for his age.
Don't you think if you basically gave Benicio a "white wash" - put on a blonde wig, gave him blue contacts, lightened up his skin a shade or 3 - he'd look an awful lot like Brad Pitt?
Wow, even his hair has hair.
Ray Winstone frickin' rules! He was offered a role in The Wire but said no as he didn't wanna leave the UK. Plus, he's friends with Paul Weller, which is just the cherry on top. Happy birthday Mr Winstone.
Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 9:29am.
Teresa Guidice looks good with shorter hair.
LOL! same low ape hairline.
Loved Jeff Daniels in "Term of Endearment" when Debra Winger found out he was having an affair and met the girl who said "I can truly say I can validate all you're feeling" and Debra then confronted him: "''I can truly say I can validate all you're feeling'. Honestly, Flap!! Your taste!!"
Teresa Guidice looks good with shorter hair.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we8QIRHdt0o
Jeff Daniels is underrated. That man can do it all.
I think the hair on his head and the eyebrows are a one piece unit.
'Morning Whammacito!
How are you? I have a sick kid home today and no car since Mr F STOLE it as his is in for service. It's cold and snowy and I don't want to work even though I am behind as hell.
I have a tennis match on Thursday, my kids birfday party on Saturday and a dinner out on Sunday.
That's my life.
Give me some news! I'm feeling chatty!
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Dark-sided!
Still can't believe he has a child with whatshername.
Good morning Ms Fury:) :D
Submitted by annobanano on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 8:56am.
HB to Ray Winstone - great actor. Anybody see Nil by Mouth
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Indeed, it was one hell of a movie that's for sure. If that didn't move you I'm not sure what would. Holy crap was he a vicious bastard in that.
Edit....Gandhi was scary in Sexy Beast "yes yes yes"
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 9:04am.
Sunset Thomas looks 51. She is now working with her niece, "Sunrise" who is now in porn. How gross and bizarre. I'd do anything to keep my girls out of an industry like that.
I just looked her up - did she begin life as a man? That "chick" is ROUGH.
@ Whamo - loved him in Sexy Beast - and Gandhi scared the pants offa me in that flick!
HBD to Benecio (I still would), Smokey Robinson and Jeff Daniels.
EEK MK didn't make David Gandy the cover picture...*waits for the wrath of *BigBendy*
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Love Smokey. "Being with you" is one of my favorite songs.
Sunset Thomas looks 51. She is now working with her niece, "Sunrise" who is now in porn. How gross and bizarre. I'd do anything to keep my girls out of an industry like that.
HB to Victoria Justice, my kids love you and you don't seem like an idiot.
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Dark-sided!
Benicio Del Toro...Franky Four Fingers,
Beth Ditto...can't say I know much of her music but good for her for being happy with herself? Meh..still think she could lose a pound or 50
Justine Bateman...Understated funny, I had the hots for his sister when she was on Family Ties.
Seal...He does a great version of Bowie's Quicksand
Ray Winstone...I LOVE this guys work, he was great in Sexy Beast but if you saw him in Nil By Mouth you might not have liked him for a few days, it was one of his best IMO
Jeff Daniels..what a great talent, I liked him in The Squid and the Whale.
Smokey Robinson...I thought Smokey was a girl for the longest time, come on Tears of a Clown doesn't sound like a dude.
Happy Bday Sluts
Anno: *wink* And thanks for the movie rec. Imma put it on my list - the horz here always have good recommendations.
I so would... not. He looks like he smells really b.o.-ey.
Sunset? I thought maybe a long lost relative of the Phoenix family? No. She's a porn star. How quaint.
Happy Birthday Smokey, greatest voice ever!
Benicio is a rough looking 46, maybe he's 46 in wolf years?
@ Hekki - lololol at blowsy blondes!
Is that a mug shot?
HB to Ray Winstone - great actor. Anybody see Nil by Mouth? Kathy Burke (Magda on AbFab) plays his wife. Good movie, big downer.
Birthday fondles to Smokey! *swoon*
A little Smokey-esque groove-atude to enjoy with your morning joe:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXK71NEFkyI
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HB Smokey! I'll listen to some Motown today just for you.
I so would and I'm not ashamed. And I'm in luck because he seems to like blowsy blondes.
Happy birthday to the wonderful Smokey Robinson. Idiots today WISH...
Oh, and Jeff Daniels. Like to see him work more. He's good.
happy birthday to the great smokey robinson, who i would LOVE to see live....
is that benicio's mugshot? that's the most open i've ever seen his eyes...
happy birthday sluts...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
hb to smokey r., jeff d., beth ditto
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvDQy53eldY