The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 19th!

The only one worse off than this stunt double for Nicolas Cage is Nicolas Cage, whose tax problems forced him to agree to making a porno remake of the much beloved classic "The Wicker Man". - JohnTravoltasButtplug

Runners-up:

After reading way too many of his sister's fancy fashion magazines, Randy goes entirely too far in his quest to attain a bee-stung look. - MeowMeow

Canada's most unappreciated celeb: Justin Beeber. - Spkheller

via Izismile

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by Alexander_Crout... on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 8:34pm.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m15o32rPyp1r9pw4oo1_400.gif

Submitted by JohnTravoltasBu... on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 3:26pm.

@betseyfan2 after getting my dlisted cherry popped so spectacularly I hope not!

Submitted by CORNDOG on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 12:22pm.

I thought it was this guy:Matt Mulholland

http://youtu.be/xztBmnTDnDo

Submitted by betseyfan2 on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 11:29am.

Submitted by JohnTravoltasBu... on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 11:25am.
omg YAAAAAAAASS

this was my first time posting on here!!

^^^^^^

Are you trying to make us hate you? ;)

Congrats!

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Submitted by JohnTravoltasBu... on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 11:25am.

omg YAAAAAAAASS

this was my first time posting on here!!

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 10:28am.

Funny!

Submitted by Strepsi on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 10:15am.

Honey Nut Cheery Ho.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 9:42am.

Congrats to the winners but

<"Submitted by Darienne on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 4:37pm.
The bees refuse to sting him, since they are lesbees.">

should get an Audience Favorite Award or something.

Submitted by jlee6 on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 9:15am.

SO b-ball is NOT short for basketball!! I get it

Submitted by Nimmy2times on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 9:11am.

Beeeeezzzz Nuts....

Submitted by SlutBuster on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 6:44am.

Suck my Bee-nis, I have a honey dick.

Submitted by londan on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 4:49am.

In a measure to cut costs, Queen Bee Beyonce sends her colony to recruit cheap and eager dancers in remote Russian village.

Submitted by trueR on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 3:14am.

Hands up!. I've got a bee army and I'm not afraid to use it!

Submitted by AXE on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 2:51am.

One Night In Paris 2: The Morning After

Submitted by Homeless J on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 2:22am.

If you thought B.B. King could sing the blues - wait until you hear Bee Bee Queen!

Submitted by Homeless J on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 2:11am.

"Siri, I need to find a place where my dick will bee surrounded by honey's who would want to nest with me in the 'gentle hills' of my house in West Virginia!"

(major Apple iPhone & iMap failure requests)

Submitted by Tyroan on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 1:42am.

None of the ladies of the trailer park can resist Bubba when he strips down to his B-string.

Submitted by veryoldbat on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 1:09am.

Bee Sexual... For people from Portland.

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Submitted by Homeless J on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 2:02am.

"May a swarm of bees sting your genitals" - Bin Laden's apparent last words as illustrated in another book by a Seal Team 6 member who claims he killed him.

Submitted by fleawatch on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 12:32am.

After this photo from 1971 was leaked to TMZ, Clive Davis was forced to come out and admit to being Beesexual.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 12:25am.

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOT. A. CAPTION.

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Submitted by veryoldbat on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 12:21am.

IHOP Griddle Melts made with honey dipped cheese.

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Submitted by I am Legend on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 12:20am.

...and still safer to fuck than Charlie Sheen.

Submitted by I am Legend on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 12:14am.

The "Honey Dipped" Trojan was discontinued due to serious side effects...

Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 12:16am.

welcome to arkansas - land of milk and honey.

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God don't like ugly.

Submitted by I am Legend on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 12:11am.

Fucking drone.

Submitted by fleawatch on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 12:11am.

Sure just cover your peen in bees, we can still see that you dont have a right nipple!

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 10:56pm.

That's going to hurt in the morning

Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.

Submitted by Homeless J on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 10:57pm.

Clitus gets caught 'waxing the pubics for his honey!'

Submitted by GingeMinge on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 10:50pm.

The village beepsycho

Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 10:46pm.

Someone on craigslist promised to give me a hummer....

Submitted by Coffy73 on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 10:36pm.

The last white man to sleep with Kim Kardashian is flaunting his parting gift.

Submitted by Coffy73 on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 10:33pm.

Forget the ball gag, this new S&M technique is creating a big buzz in the sex underground world.

Submitted by fleawatch on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 10:22pm.

And that my friends, is exactly what caused the gun in Oscar Pistorious holster to sporadically fire 4 times.....

Submitted by Einah Teb on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 10:14pm.

"...and this was our OTHER brother Darryl..."

-Einah

Submitted by perky on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 10:00pm.

When it started stinging down there, he was relieved to find out she'd just given him her-"bees".

Submitted by Mani6 on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 9:50pm.

LOL! That blooper reel for Deliverance gets me everytime!

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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman

Submitted by Sammy83 on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 9:43pm.

For pity's sake Dwayne, you cloth-eared fool, I said "Bee-stung lips", not "Bee-stung dick"

Submitted by Crustacia on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 9:38pm.

Gearing up for beekini season at Beau's holler.

Submitted by meeeee on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 9:29pm.

Submitted by grommet on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 4:36pm.

Honey bunches of don't.

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LOL!!

phrnt phrnt

Submitted by meeeee on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 9:26pm.

Submitted by CillaBlack on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 5:18pm.

Bee-J

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Awesome!!

phrnt phrnt

Submitted by meeeee on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 9:19pm.

Looks like Steve-O gained a few pounds after he got sober.

phrnt phrnt

Submitted by literarylioness on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 9:14pm.

The new porn: Bees & Boners.

Submitted by Spkheller on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 9:13pm.

Canada's most unappreciated celeb: Justin Beeber

Submitted by loozer on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 9:10pm.

Never too bright, Dwight completely misunderstood when Polly Sue said that he had to Be Brief when he asked her Pa fur her hand.

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