Clive Davis Publicly Comes Out As Bi
For those of you who never really thought about the goings-on of Clive Davis' genitals, then this news might be new to you. But since my brain is made of mushed jizz and I think about the goings-on of EVERYBODY'S genitals, I've read all the rumors about how Clive Davis likes to dip his tongue in the man pond. And in his new memoirs called The Soundtrack of My Life, the man who discovered Whitney Houston writes about his love of poon and peen. (Insert cissyhoustonisnotamused.gif here)
80-year-old Clive has married and divorced two chicks, has four kids and six grandchildren, and writes that he's been with his man partner for 7 years. Before that, Clive was a dude doctor for 14 years. Clive says that even though his tongue has only tasted peen for the past 21 years, he's still very much attracted to women. Rolling Stone has the piece from Clive's memoirs where he talked about how he let out an exhale of relief after he got on his first dick:
Davis, who has been married and divorced twice, has never before publicly addressed his sexuality. In a candid five-page section toward the end of the book, due in stores today, he writes that he first had a sexual encounter with a man during “the era of Studio 54.” “On this night, after imbibing enough alcohol, I was open to responding to his sexual overtures,” writes Davis, who says he had only been with women before. Being with a man, he writes, provided “welcome relief.”
After a period of “soul searching and self-analysis,” Davis separated from his second wife in 1985, and says that he went on to have simultaneous relationships with two women and a man. In 1990, he entered into a “monogamous relationship” with a male doctor, who is not named in the book. Although that relationship ended in 2004, Davis says he has been in a subsequent relationship with another man ever since. Davis writes that his coming out deeply affected his ties with one of his sons, Mitchell: After what Davis calls “one very trying year,” father and son worked out their differences, Davis says.
Well, so now you know. Clive Davis not only fucked dudes and chicks in the music business, but he fucked them in the bedroom too. And I'm sure you had a hard time reading any of that since you were too busy being hypnotized and dazzled by the trifecta of sapphire gorgeousness that Clive is serving up in that picture.
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...Meh!....so likes to take it up the keester once in a while..WHATEVER!!! This is "news".....what's he want? A Medal!?!?
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 12:06am.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 8:53pm.
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YOU HAD TO GO THERE! NOW I AM SEEING IT TOO. AAAAAAAARGH!
"fuck me dead said foreskin ned the bastard boy from the bush" - *dies laughing*
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thats an australian saying, well thats what the people at the pub say, it kinda like an over-exaggerated "for god sakes" or "omg" or "holy crap no way"
So basically, Clive Davis admits he's just a big ol' whore, and used his big ol' dick to ... set himself up real nice in the music biz. Nice. I hate man whores. (Sorry, all you Dlist man hos. I like you in internetville, LOL).
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
who cares?
sometimes 80 year olds need to keep their yappers shut and stop trying to hang with the cool group
This whole post reminds me of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2psT3jl1vKw
"It's okay to be gay, it's okay to be straight, but bi, really? I mean this isn't the Home Town buffet you can't have a taco and a hot dog. Just pick one"
Lmao! Bisexuality exists. Regardless of people who are truly homosexual claiming to be bi and then later coming out as gay. That person was always gay. Maybe they had issues with coming to terms with that, but that's a whole other story. THERE ARE people who are attracted to both male and female and never eventually come out as completely gay/straight/lesbian. Sexuality is a weird thing that is very blurry. And to say someone can't be bisexual or that it's a choice, is the same thing as saying being homosexual is a choice...I find it odd Bisexuals get hate by some of those in the gay/lesbian community or people who aren't gay but realize it's not a choice, yet have a hard time understanding it's the same concept with bisexuality.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
I won't call him gay...,if he says he is Bi, he is Bi. People CAN be Bi, trust.
That said, he is a hot mess-- in this pic and apparently also in the personality/ ethical department.
I don't care who he fucks; I just don't like him. His first book trashed every artist he worked with.
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he's so gay, he can't even stand straight...
and I'm with loopy on the nautical theme... no bueno
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 8:53pm.
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YOU HAD TO GO THERE! NOW I AM SEEING IT TOO. AAAAAAAARGH!
"fuck me dead said foreskin ned the bastard boy from the bush" - *dies laughing*
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Loopy...
What's wrong with dressing like a ships Flagg? ::: grins
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
That's not what I read. I read that he's into dem youngins. Gross.
gay, bi, straight, asexual, confused.
what gets me is that he did a photo shoot with a navy suit, blue tie, blue pocket square and blue pin.
fuck me dead said foreskin ned the bastard boy from the bush, but could he have swapped the tie and pocket square for different colors.
I'd prefer if he was asexual. This man has virtually no sex appeal. Blah.
Why are these people always bisexual before they admit they are gay? I don't think Clive is bi. I think Clive is gay, but can look at a woman's boobies. Elton John did this, David Griffith (Cher) did this, etc. After a while they all come out and say: "yep I'm gay."
Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 7:28pm.
grosssness! lol
seriously, i dont know why, but i pictured clive humping a trick missionary style and sweating all over the trick's tittay (female) or chest (male), and his moobs slapping a trick in the face, and the nipple hair falls off into the trick's mouth, leaving the trick with a feeling of a hair follicle in their mouth, but cant seem to get it out.
He has only been with men since 1985....he is gay. Who cares?
Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 7:17pm.
*blocks mouth with hands, holding onto vomit*
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *tickles you to see what happens*
Oh my, now he has twice as many people to frolic with... thanks MK, I had never given any thought to his genitals before this!
*In teeny tiny font* good for him.
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*blocks mouth with hands, holding onto vomit*
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
he is no david geffen. at least geffen who initially was bisexual, came out as a gay man while still relatively young compared to clive davis.
Meh, if you're a switch hitter, then you just are...Just like if you're a hetero, you just are or you're a whore, you just are or if you're a prude you just are, or if you're a 'mo you just are. No harm, no foul.
HOWEVER, I don't know how honest a lot of switch hitters are. I had a friend in college who was a lesbian. Her partner was the love of her life and her best friend. That bitch switched teams on her and got engaged to a dude. Broke her little lezzy heart...No one likes to see lezzy hearts all broke!
Yeah, I think when you're a straighty, you can be on the alert for like, "Ok, I gotta watch my bitch around dudes" or "Ok, I gotta watch my dude around bitches" and when you're a 'mo, you can be on the alert for like, "I gotta watch my dude around dudes" or "I gotta watch my bitch around bitches", but with a bi-ho? Daynum! That's a lot of watchin' yo piece. You know what I'm sayin'?
And ho's, don't act like you don't watch out fo yo piece, cuz you do.
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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 4:28pm.
WE HATE FISH!
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You also like toddlers, don't you, you sick fuck? Even NAMBLA doesn't want you.
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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 4:28pm.
WE HATE FISH!
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Oh honey....if you only knew how profound that statement is.
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 12:22pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 12:16pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 11:48am.
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Have you been watching Coronation Street? Between the conman dude ripping off "bird head" Gail to our whack job wonk eyed husband beater Kristy and Tyrone (grow a pair) story line I'm quite enjoying it.
hahaha Wonkeye. That doofus Tyrone is only making it easier for her. I'm rooting for her now he annoys me so much. The way he says RU-BAY makes me want to punch my tv screen.
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Holy shitbags, I feel the same way! Last week I was mocking him saying "get Kuh-stay away from Ru-bay"! It's making me nuts.
Whamatuesday, I watch Corrie M/W/F nights on line where it's posted an hour after it runs in the UK. I am right up to date although I think Canadian TV is only about 7-10 days behind. I refresh youtube waiting for it to come on!
The Tyrone story is so stupid, why have none of these geniuses thought to tape Kuh-stay on the sly - she has admitted she's lying about 10 fucking times and no-one though to get it on tape? And all Tyroan had to do months ago was get a DNA test on him and Ru-bay to prove paternity; how freaking dumb are the writers on Corrie! Just because a man is not on the birth cert doesn't mean he can't prove paternity especially when the mother has publicly (and over and over) called him the Dad. Swap yer yappers and get the damn test done! Or go on Jeremy Kyle!
Now that Gloria is back (as of yesterday - she is Stella's ass of a mother) I'm a bit over it - her story lines are so outlandish and stupid, I was so glad when she left. My heart sank now that she's back.
I also think that the actress who plays Sophie is a lez in real life. She looks it and ZERO top lip! THE SIGN IS THERE!
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Co-sign all of this! I am SICK to death of Tyrone's blubbering! Just take the baby and bolt for France! Didn't Claire do a runner last year after she beat the living shit out of the Tracy The Psycho-ho?
Since we're on the topic of bisexuality here, I'm just not feeling the relationship of Marcus with Maria the town bike. I'm even starting to miss his mopey milquetoast ex boyfriend.
Props to Audrey for not taking her fool daughter's fuckery anymore. Gail has fucked that family up over the last two decades with her questionable choice of mates. She couldn't find a man *not* screwing her mother in a city of 2.5 million?
Re: Sophie...she sure gets some *boring* tail. Jenna is a wet dishrag, Dev's daughter was a sullen bitch and her last piece like the public access channel version of Amber Heard. I'm hoping they give her character more ..er.."meat". I'm still hoping she'll have a fling with Crackhead Ryan. Now *that* would piss off her fuck-up parents more than any lesbianism would.
Oh yeah...I wonder how they're going to write off Kevin due to the charges Michael LeVell (Turner) is facing? I wonder if he'll be the next ember in the fire that's supposed to get rid of Sunita (finally!) and some other characters as well?
Good for him, I guess. He's always been skeevy.
Who cares? He's 80 every day is a gift for him.
I believe in bisexuality but there are a few major reasons why people don't.
1) Most people aren't bisexual and assume everybody else is just like themselves.
2) Lots of gay or lesbian people claim bisexuality to make the coming out process easier. So you have all these guys who say their bi at 16-22 but then never date women.
3) Straight women who pretend to be bi to get attention from men, always super lame.
4) There are lots of "bisexual" and "lesbian" women who are really straight and just hate/fear men so they pretend to be attracted to women. I have known many women who were victims of abuse and sexual assault and aren't comfortable being around men, especially sexually. But that doesn't mean they are genuinely attracted to other women, they just want the closeness and companionship of a relationship without a man.
Who gives a shit.
I guess when your life is as boring as batshit, you have to do something to sell a memoir, like he needs the cash.
Clive Davis credits reading an inspiration article about Jessica Simpson's father and manager Joe Simpson coming out of the closet for giving him the courage to do so. Here's the link to that article http://hollywoodandswine.com/mans-gaydar-explodes-after-meeting-jessica-...
WE HATE FISH!
Submitted by girlfromipanema on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 2:38pm.
And who the fuck gave homosexuals the authority on bisexuals? Fuck all those that think they know better when they don't know shit.
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I can explain gay hostility towards bisexuality.
It feels like a betrayal on some level. You go through your early years almost depraved, without the hope of being able to find someone you can be open with while heterosexuals get free reign. When you meet another gay person and you're able to relate to them, there's something validating about that. If this gay person then identifies as bisexual it's this bizarre feeling of abandonment you get. Some people can't deal and lash out.
I don't mind at all if someone's bisexual. The only thing I can't stand is either A) Cynthia Nixon and Frank Ocean types who say "Don't label me" as if they're some special exception and B) people who are just kind of curious and frivolous about it. Everyone has that one gay friend who's like "I could totally have sex with a woman, I want to. Boobs are sexy" but never ever make time for it in spite of banging man after man on the inbetween and mainly thinking about men 99%. OH! And C) people who claim eeeeevveeerryyyoonneeee is bisexual. Heterosexual people have claimed in the past gay people are just confused and that everyone's supposed to be straight so why would claiming everyone else is actually really bisexual be any better?
Submitted by Latex Jungle on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 3:27pm.
this comment needs the "We Can All Go Home Now" tag
/coughing up a lung
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
It's as the esteemed philosopher Mr. Rollo Lawson told a Mr. Lamont Sanford while they were studying the Sexual Habits of Old Men in 1970s Watts, in reference to an old man twice divorced known simply as "Bubba" who was suspected of falling for a Mr. Fred Sanford's cranky wanky peen: "If you cant find a job, change your line of work."
Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.
Submitted by Bree on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 2:38pm.
"Oh, you're into both? We can have a threesome! HURR DURR!"
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lol well known fact - bisexuals are also nymphomaniacs with no standards (j/k)
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 2:07pm.
It's funny when homosexuals act like they are an authority on bisexuality. "There's no such thing as bisexuality!" said the homosexual, who would throw a fit if a heterosexual tried to outline the narrow margins in which he must live his own life.
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It's been hard for me to remember that just because someone is judged for things beyond their control (disabled/gay/various races), they are not the ideal authority or mouth piece for all others in similar situations. Yeah, the first time I heard this gay guy was totally racist against hispanics, I like like HUH?
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 2:07pm.
It's funny when homosexuals act like they are an authority on bisexuality. "There's no such thing as bisexuality!" said the homosexual, who would throw a fit if a heterosexual tried to outline the narrow margins in which he must live his own life.
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Well said! I don't know why, when people don't understand something, their automatic instinct is to shun it or dismiss it as something that isn't real or isn't right. Christians do the same thing with homosexuality, but turning around and doing that very thing to another group of people is somehow alright?
Submitted by motherslittlehelper on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 12:44pm.
Yeah, it only takes Googling "BISEXUALS: HOW DO THEY WORK?" for one to figure it all out. Silly me. Proceed.
I'm physically attracted to both men and women but since I'm in a long-term relationship with a man, I just say I'm straight. I know a lot of people who do that just because of the stigma of bisexuality. "Oh, you're into both? We can have a threesome! HURR DURR!" "You're just a gay person who hasn't made up their mind yet." Blah blah.
My dad is bi. Not gay. Not straight. Bi. He told my mom this before they were ever married. He was already living as an openly bi man. I usually just say he's gay, as he's been with the same man for over a decade, because it doesn't elicit as many questions and because of the ignorance and hate that surrounds bisexuals. Yes, bisexuals can be and are monogamous.
And who the fuck gave homosexuals the authority on bisexuals? Fuck all those that think they know better when they don't know shit.
Next, he will be telling us that Willie Garson is his son!!!!!!!!!!!!
why do old men insist on the public knowing about their sexual preference...I could have totally lived without that info Clive...you kind of ruined my image of you, I totally blame Viagra for making men shout this shit from their rooftops and books......the saying TMI was made for this...
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 12:22pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 12:16pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 11:48am.
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Have you been watching Coronation Street? Between the conman dude ripping off "bird head" Gail to our whack job wonk eyed husband beater Kristy and Tyrone (grow a pair) story line I'm quite enjoying it.
hahaha Wonkeye. That doofus Tyrone is only making it easier for her. I'm rooting for her now he annoys me so much. The way he says RU-BAY makes me want to punch my tv screen.
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Holy shitbags, I feel the same way! Last week I was mocking him saying "get Kuh-stay away from Ru-bay"! It's making me nuts.
Whamatuesday, I watch Corrie M/W/F nights on line where it's posted an hour after it runs in the UK. I am right up to date although I think Canadian TV is only about 7-10 days behind. I refresh youtube waiting for it to come on!
The Tyrone story is so stupid, why have none of these geniuses thought to tape Kuh-stay on the sly - she has admitted she's lying about 10 fucking times and no-one though to get it on tape? And all Tyroan had to do months ago was get a DNA test on him and Ru-bay to prove paternity; how freaking dumb are the writers on Corrie! Just because a man is not on the birth cert doesn't mean he can't prove paternity especially when the mother has publicly (and over and over) called him the Dad. Swap yer yappers and get the damn test done! Or go on Jeremy Kyle!
Now that Gloria is back (as of yesterday - she is Stella's ass of a mother) I'm a bit over it - her story lines are so outlandish and stupid, I was so glad when she left. My heart sank now that she's back.
I also think that the actress who plays Sophie is a lez in real life. She looks it and ZERO top lip! THE SIGN IS THERE!
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It's funny when homosexuals act like they are an authority on bisexuality. "There's no such thing as bisexuality!" said the homosexual, who would throw a fit if a heterosexual tried to outline the narrow margins in which he must live his own life.
Sexuality is a fluid thing, and there are varying degrees of it. I think some people who struggle with being gay will claim to be bisexual and that actual bisexuals are less common, but to say they don't exist at all is straight up ignorant.
This is the single most unimportant thing I've ever learned.
What ba-buttons's brother said.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 1:19pm.
I want to say because I don't "get" bisexuality doesn't mean I hate people who are bisexual. People who hate people because of their sexuality, or the color of their skin, etc., are NOT cool. They're nasty fuckers.
True.
Hi Twatty:)
Submitted by motherslittlehelper on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 12:10pm
I was not judging motherslittlehelper. I said I did not understanding it. Since when does a person have to completely understand something or not ask about something. So sue me. In lieu of that---go fuck yourself asshole.
I want to say because I don't "get" bisexuality doesn't mean I hate people who are bisexual. People who hate people because of their sexuality, or the color of their skin, etc., are NOT cool. They're nasty fuckers.
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People have their own idiosyncrasies about sexuality. I had a transgendered hairdresser who was totally upset that her niece was a lesbian! I couldn't wrap my mind around that one. It's not my job to judge and sort it out; although I kinda feel that he feels some guilt over Whitney and this is his way of making amends. I guess. I would imagine at his age it would be hard to come out. He was not brought up in an era that tolerated homosexuality and bisexuality.