Hot Slut Of The Day!

Mr. Sketch Scented Markers, the gateway drug for every grade schooler!

If you show me a box of used up Mr. Sketch Scented Markers, I'll show you a 6-year-old who sniffed them all up and is now trolling the aisles of Blick art supplies store for their next fix. Mr. Sketch Scented Markers weren't banned at my school, but they were banned at some schools, because those things turned your average kid into a raging, slobbering markerhead. They'd sniff 'em all up and then they'd trade their lunch for another one.

One minute your first grader is sniffing the grape scent out of a purple marker and then next minute they're moving on up to the "crack of markers" Sharpie! They really should have a rehab program for Mr. Sketch Scented Marker addicts, because I'm sure many parents have walked into the bathroom and found their kid on the floor with green marker stains on their nostrils and blue marker stains on their tongue (because once you sniffed it, you had to lick it).

The Mr. Sketch Scented Marker addiction is a real addiction.

And Mr. Sketch even sounds like a drug dealer name.

Posted by: Michael K

•

Hot Slut of the Day

Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 10:59am.

Ah yes I remember these fondly although rubber cement was my class's main drug of choice.

...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...

Submitted by jessa67 on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 5:34pm.

Um, what flavour (I'm British, the U stays) was the bear?!

Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 11:16pm.

I remember these, those Stanford pushers sure knew how to hook a kid, lol

•-•-•-•-•-•
"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
░░░░♬♣☺♪◘☼♥♫•ღ♩♦≈❀♠♡░░░░

Submitted by honeychile on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 9:55pm.

Wow, bitch! The Sanford factory was literally a 5 minute walk from my childhood home. I love you MK you whore pit viper!

Submitted by bird on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 8:58pm.

Oh how I loved these. LOVE the cherry one. They have milkshake and banana spit scented ones now too.

Submitted by Migraineuse on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 7:59pm.

Ah, memories.

The black one WAS disgusting.

*______________________________________*

Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.

THE TRUTH. Making the world a better place.

Submitted by Craigypants on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 7:48pm.

I'm so lucky my pot dealer lives across the road.
5 second walk.

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 6:52pm.

I seriously considered buying a box of scented markers several days ago. My class notes could really use a fruit salad scent.

<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>

The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!

Submitted by Mentok the Mind... on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 5:24pm.

We had a limited number of boxes in the art room. It was practically a fight to the death to use them. Sniff, sniff, ahhhhh....

**************************************************
"Not judging or being gossipy on Dlisted is like when I go to a hotel with a bag of dildos and I get stoned and wind up using the bed to watch Judge Judy and that's it." -- SFRBully, 1/24/2013

Submitted by pixxxie on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 5:01pm.

I have these markers. office max sells them. and also sell those tiny skinny pencil sized ones. sniff sniff sniff yeahhh

Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 4:44pm.

Submitted by kortni_thegreat on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 4:11pm.

OMG I LOVED THESE MARKERS! We would sniff them during art class, I actually wanted to buy a box, but I couldn't find them in a store. Ah, elementary memories... I remember I was in first grade art class sniffing one of these markers when my teacher turned on the news as 9/11 was happening.

...Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 6:11pm
"Pooping for me, is oddly relaxing. Like you just shit a little bit of your worries and cares away. Throwing up just feels like you're heaving up bits of your soul."...

Submitted by wanglog on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 3:54pm.

the brown one is particularly fragrant as it smells exactly like kim kardashian's krap kanon. god almighty! it's putrid enough to gag a pig farmer!

Submitted by anonymous7643 on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 3:52pm.

LOL. the brown one was disgusting - as a kid I don't think I even knew what it was - I guess that's what the bear is representing. Cinnamon? I remember it just smelling like ass. The black was nasty too, and I remember having an aversion to either the dark blue or dark green. I wish I had a box of these things to take me back to kindergarten/first grade - the olfactory sense is so intimately connected to memory, I'm sure it would be like a time machine. I'm also pretty sure these were banned at some point, along with chinese finger traps, snap bracelets, and later, nano-babies.

Submitted by IsoldeMae on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 1:43pm.

I saw these at Hobby Lobby not that long ago. I was surprised to see them

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 1:37pm.

Submitted by Janetrenowins on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 12:39pm.
I never actually owned scented markers, but every time I went to a friends house I'd sniff the pink and purple ones until my nostrils would practically bleed. My mom thought they were toxic. But she was probably just cheap as fuck because she always bought the shitty Rose Art wax crayons. She also only bought me plastic knock off Barbies. Something about food being more important or some crap.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Goddamnit, that's so abusive! I never got the Barbie Dream House, and it has messed me up to this day. I did, however, have the Crayola 64 color box with the sharpener.

Submitted by Janetrenowins on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 12:39pm.

I never actually owned scented markers, but every time I went to a friends house I'd sniff the pink and purple ones until my nostrils would practically bleed. My mom thought they were toxic. But she was probably just cheap as fuck because she always bought the shitty Rose Art wax crayons. She also only bought me plastic knock off Barbies. Something about food being more important or some crap.

Submitted by Phatasmagoria on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 12:29pm.

Funny, I was just reminscing about my parents' pungent permanent markers. We didn't have Sharpies, we had Sanfords. That shit will fuck you up.

http://justsomemarkers.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/jsm_sanford_king-size...

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 12:28pm.

Letinstar, I hope you sued your parents for child neglect.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by mongoose on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 12:23pm.

they still have these at office max, staples, etc. :p

the licorice one was hella gross!

I also thought the pink one smelled like flamingo defecation...if you've been to a zoo with flamingo's, you'll know what I'm talking about! :p

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 11:42am.

Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 11:17am.
i was traumatized as a child because not only didn't i have mr. sketch's scented markers, but i also never had the 64 crayola crayon box with the sharpener in the back...
_____________________________________________

I had the 256 color box. That shit was DELUXE, man.

______________________________________________

A Lannister always pays his debts.

Submitted by perky on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 11:27am.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 9:57am.
Ahhh, I used to run the ditto, or Mimeograph, machine at my first job. That lasted a few years until they bought a copy machine.
^^^^^^^^^^
OMG I haven't thought of that in YEARS!! Why on earth was the ink purple?!? HAHA "ditto" machine...

Submitted by ElleDriver on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 11:24am.

Oh jesus I used to huff the orange marker BIG time! The shit they let us do back then! Mmm, carcinogens!

I also remember my 4th grade teacher who accidentally broke a thermometer, and she let us play with the MERCURY! I remember trying to pick up that shit with my bare fingers when it was dropped on the carpet. (How am I not dead by now?)

Submitted by daffodil on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 11:19am.

MK - I was already a huge fan, but now that you've posted this, I'm ready to ask for your hand in marriage. Even though I am a woman, MK, I swear, I'll find a way to make you happy. You can have all the side pieces you want and I'll make sure your cup never lacks Martinelli's.

Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 11:17am.

i was traumatized as a child because not only didn't i have mr. sketch's scented markers, but i also never had the 64 crayola crayon box with the sharpener in the back...
_____________________________________________
"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr

Submitted by Latex Jungle on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 11:03am.

The 100% pure cocaine of these markers were the paint markers, the ones you shake then press the nub down on the paper to use. I went to an affluent Catholic school and those were the rage. We were all addicted to those, traded Capri Suns for them even! :-D The only way anyone could pry those paint markers from my hands was with eithe a pack of plain M&Ms or a Twin.pack of Nutty Bars. Damn I miss those days!

Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.

Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 10:49am.

Oooh! Yes, licorice was gross. A kid in Eldest's class gave out a big smelly marker to each kid on Valentine's Day. It's strawberry and it smells GOOD. Like, my mouth watered-good. Scent technology has improved.

Submitted by IsoldeMae on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 10:46am.

I went through several sets of these markers while in grade school. Loved cherry and grape!

Submitted by strawberry_feather on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 10:40am.

Too funny! My friend and I got the brilliant idea of buying these recently at the local office supply store and they made some new scents! Peach and cotton candy are the best! Of course blueberry will always be number 1!

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 10:29am.

YAAAAASSSSS! Light Blue was the undisputed king of smelly markers.
______________________________________________

A Lannister always pays his debts.

Submitted by elmo533 on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 10:23am.

Licorice and chocolate stunk.

-----------------------
"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK

Submitted by ThreeWolf4Life on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 10:22am.

Light Blue was my jam!

Submitted by Thamar on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 10:19am.

"He who has the biggest Sharpie runs the meeting"

Rocking one right now! Ha. 'sniff'

Submitted by stefystef on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 10:17am.

I loved those as a kid! Would get "high" off all the time... loved the apple and orange. Hated licorice.

Thank you, Michael K, for bringing great memories. *s*

______________________________________________________________
"I swear, sometimes good dick is a thing of evil. It blurs your vision and screws with your brain.- MK, 01/17/13

Submitted by upstatestruggler on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 10:14am.

I actually have a pack of these at home. Mr. Sketch totally does sound like a drug dealer. Heh heh.
I'm partial to the brown/cinnamon and red/cherry.

(no relation to Jennifer Lopez, she wishes)

Submitted by LAXpat on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 10:14am.

The light green (mint scented) and the orange (orange-scented) were my absolute favorites! Mmmmmmmm....

*****************************************************
"Support your local Search and Rescue team: Get lost."

Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 10:12am.

"crack of markers" Sharpie! LMFAO!
They are, especially the newer click ones.

Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 10:11am.

I remember those. The licorice one was disgusting. You know what else we used all the time - Cray Pas. They were like a crayon/pastel mixture.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 10:10am.

Blueberry 4EVAH!

Submitted by chewinsmoke on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 10:10am.

lol - I had forgotten all about these. Purple was the best, then light blue (wasn't light blue supposed to be raspberry? Never understood that), and then red. Yes, black was always pretty gross. Ha ha ha - good times!

Nowadays kids would be pulling the marker stuff out of the plastic casing, grinding it all up and selling it on the elementary black market for huffing or something.

"My pug is smarter than your honor student."

Submitted by Kelly0213 on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 10:08am.

I find myself sniffing markers cause of these damn things and am always disappointed! I think I like cherry! Nom nom!

Submitted by snuffy on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 10:08am.

Mmm dark blue and light pink... i used to color pages entirely just to have it sit there and smell good.

Submitted by annobanano on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 10:08am.

Submitted by cocoebert on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 9:54am.

Team Blueberry!

Ditto!

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 9:57am.

Ahhh, I used to run the ditto, or Mimeograph, machine at my first job. That lasted a few years until they bought a copy machine.

I can still remember the delicious smell. Don't remember these markers, though.

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 9:57am.

Lmao, this reminds me of Dane Cooks' bit about smelly markers where he said the black marker always smelled like a bag of asses. Lmao! The blue one was my favorite too.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson