Wednesday, February 20th 2013

Birthday Sluts

Cindy Crawford (47)
Rihanna (25)
Julia Volkova of t.A.T.u. (28)
Lauren Ambrose (35)
Jay Hernandez (35)
Brian Littrell (38)
k-os (41)
Calpernia Addams (42)
Andrew Shue (46)
Lili Taylor (46)
French Stewart (49)
Charles Barkley (50)
Patty Hearst (59)
Anthony Head (59)
Poison Ivy (60)
Ivana Trump (64)
Peter Strauss (66)
Sandy Duncan (67)
Brenda Blethyn (67)
Mike Leigh (70)
Nancy Wilson (76)
Sidney Poitier (86)
Gloria Vanderbilt (89)

Posted by: Michael K


Talkdirty2me's picture

Happy Birthday backatcha Violet, don't worry, Sidney makes up for at least 10 shitty Rhiannas. Thanks pushy, its going great..29 again!

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Dion flowerboy's picture

Is French Stewart working at Whole Foods or something? It's not like he still has an acting career. No T no shade.
HB to the horz anyway, oh, and Buffy St. Marie.

Dion flowerboy's picture

Is French Stewart working at Whole Foods or something? It's not like he still has an acting career. No T no shade.
HB to the horz anyway, oh, and Buffy St. Marie.

notreallyworking's picture

you can actually get a lot closer to the Hollywood sign from where she is at. just watch for the po-po!

"Just look at all the fucks I give!"

Anita Bidet's picture

lol Anthony Head

k0s from TO my man with the bucket !
Brenda blethyn a precious lady !
Antony head the uk is representing today ! &
Mr. Tibbs too
& Glo 89 u still fine girl.
"DuFresnes party of two. DuFresnes party of two. Bush party of three.
Yeah but , what happened to the DuFresnes ?!?!?!?!?!?!? "
- Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005.

Violet - happy b-day amongst beauty & talent.
"DuFresnes party of two. DuFresnes party of two. Bush party of three.
Yeah but , what happened to the DuFresnes ?!?!?!?!?!?!? "
- Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005.

gucci's picture

Get the fuck,Cindy Crawford is hitting 50 already? shit damn i'm old!

And happy birthday to all the pisces Bitches everywhere the fiercest of them being MOM. Happy Birthday!

And forgive me for not saying that this list is the motherload of pisces sluts. Happy birthday again yal!

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Violet's picture

Submitted by Talkdirty2me on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 10:22am.

Happy birthday to all the worthy sluts and to me!
Don't mind sharing my birthday with the lovely Cindy and the late Kurt Cobain too.

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Happy Birthday! Mine is today too. Hate that we share a day with Rhianna

can be a pushy broad's picture

HB Talkdirty2me Have a Great day.
HB Cindy Crawford--that Elizabeth Taylor necklace would have really worked on her.
Nancy Wilson, Sandy Duncan, Peter Strauss and Patty Hearst.

JoRN's picture

Cindy C-lovely then lovely now. My favorite super model.

parissucksliterally's picture

THANK YOU for not giving dumb Rhianna the picture.

Who was it here who tried to compare Kate Upton's bod to the Supermodels of the 80's/90's? LOOK at Cindy. Yeah, bigger than the models today, but that BODY is TIGHT.

I miss Herb Ritts.

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Talkdirty2me's picture

Happy birthday to all the worthy sluts and to me!
Don't mind sharing my birthday with the lovely Cindy and the late Kurt Cobain too.

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"If you're going through hell, keep going" ~ Winston Churchill

MissJaneTexas's picture

Too many great birthdays to individually list. So HBD sluts.

Ugh, I always want to give Rhianna so much side eye and then I realize how young she actually is. I was a dumb shit at 25 too. *sigh*

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letinstar's picture

there are some definite hot sluts on this list today!

happy birthday to sidney poitier, nancy wilson, cindy c and bunch of other sluts...

i do not like that round headed charles b, and so he can go away...

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snowpiece's picture

when flat bewbs were still "hot"

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AntBee's picture

Happy Birthday Cindy C, you supa-fine heffa!!

You so ugly, you look like you got superpowers

Dawn Davenport's picture

Happy Birthday Patty Hearst! What a life, from heiress, to kidnap victim, guerilla bank robber, convicted felon, pardoned by the president, to John Waters regular, and Veronica Mars co-star.

Crappy birthday to that fat pompous know-it-all Charles Barkley. I'll never forget that POS spit on a child sitting coutside.

Bigbendy's picture

Happy Birthday Sir Charlie.

Hairy Back Mary's picture

Happy birthday Gloria, my mother-in-law since Anderson Cooper is my husband! A girl can dream, right? Gay, schmay, it doesn't matter to me. He's so handsome no matter what!

Ivana Trump is only 64 - she looks way older than that.

Submitted by que cochina on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 9:03am.

Man, what a ton of talent and hotness on today's list. The beautiful Ms Crawford - the most superior of the 80s supermodels
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Nope. The Queen Bitch Bee Naomi is the superior of all the 80's supermodels. She's barely aged, there's not even a hint of plastics surgery (not saying she hasn't done anything but you sure can't tell) and her body is to die for.

agirl's picture

So, MK what are you getting your future mother-in-law for her birfday? Gotta kiss up to the moms!

Ophelias evil twin's picture

Dr. Jean-Louis Sabagh's melons are working honey. Actually she needs to update that informercial - she's 43 in it.

There was a Sidney Poitier movie fest the other weekend. I had seen To Sir with Love many many year ago but not In the Heat of the Night or Guess Who's Coming to Dinner. He is a world class actor.

christine the hoff's picture

Sidney, you class act, HB. Cindy is aging well, altho I'm sure she's still not happy about getting older.
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chinchilla's picture

well we all know RiRi can take a paddywhack.

TexnDoc's picture

Never knew there was another "Calpernia" besides Atticus and Jeb and Scout's housekeeper.

Whamo's picture

Cindy Crawford...I agree with Bossy, she sure has aged nicley

Rihanna....catch crabs and go away

Lili Taylor...absolutely love this chick, a WAY underrated actor, my favorite movie of hers is Dogfight with River Phoenix.

French Stewart...How do you even see out of those eyes?

Charles Barkley....gotta like this goofball

Patty Hearst....COOL you have a syndrome named after you!

Sandy Duncan....hey, who's eye is this?

Nancy Wilson...for a second I was all..whaaaaat!?

Sidney Poitier...my man Mr Smooth, what can you say about this dude, one of my favorite movies is In The Heat Of The Night, Vigil Tibbs didn't take shit from NO man.

Happy Bday Sluts!

que cochina's picture

Man, what a ton of talent and hotness on today's list. The beautiful Ms Crawford - the most superior of the 80s supermodels, Peter Strauss, a girlhood crush; Lauren Ambrose - great in Six Feet Under; Brenda Blethyn & Lili Taylor - awesome. Oh, and Anthony Head - Simon's "prime minister" crush in Little Britain. But the most special HB reserved for Cochina's favorite jazz chanteuse, the fabulously talented Ms Nancy Wilson. HB to all.

annobanano's picture

Poison Ivy is 60?!?!?!?!?

Happy Birthday lady - you ROCK!

Bossy's picture

Cindy has aged pretty well.