Clive Davis Wants Anne Hathaway To Play Eliza Doolittle On Broadway
In between talking shit about Kelly Clarkson and announcing his love for coochie and cock, Clive Davies writes in his new memoir that he's working on a big Broadway revival of My Fair Lady. Clive has always wanted to produce a Broadway musical and now his dream might come true, because he recently got the stage rights to My Fair Lady. Anne Hathaway is currently spending her days working with Coach Taylor Swift on her OHMYGAWDMYNIPSEXPLODEDICANBELIEVEIWON face for when she wins the Oscar on Sunday, but once she's done with that, Clive wants her to play Eliza Doolittle in his big revival. Oh, wouldn't that be barferly? According to Playbill, Clive writes this in his book:
"I always wanted to produce a Broadway show, and I've never done it. I'm hopeful we will prepare and finalize everything this year to bring My Fair Lady next year to Broadway with a stellar cast. I don't want to jinx myself, but we're in discussions with two magnificent performers and a wonderful director to do that. I was always hoping that the tradition of great musicals giving birth to songs that are part of the fabric of our culture would continue. But that has not happened. We've had hit Broadway shows, but the scores have not really been up to that golden-era tradition.
So since that has not occurred, I really want to make sure that the greatest musical of all time — which to me is My Fair Lady — can show once again why a classic can be as meaningful half a century later as it was when it originally opened. I look forward to that."
Clive says that he wants Anne to play Eliza and Colin Firth to play 'Enry 'Iggins, and he's hoping Bartlett Sher will direct.
Anne Hathaway is every high school drama student I've ever met mashed into one person. She probably does vocal warmups before she lets out an orgasm wail and if Lea Michele wasn't already the real-life Rachel Berry, I'd say Anne Hathaway is the real-life Rachel Berry. So yodeling on Broadway is her destiny! The only Anne I want to see as Eliza Doolittle is Anne Burrell, but the role of Eliza Doolittle is still perfect for Anne Hathaway. My Fair Lady is one of the ultimate makeover musicals and Anne is pretty much the queen of makeovers in movies. It's not an Anne Hathaway project unless bitch gets a makeover in it.
Here's Anne working the Justin Bieber circa 2011 hair at the Costume Designer Guild Awards last night.
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she looks better with short hair
IF , a former friend of mine couldn't be bothered to do the necessary cleaning , so her kids had lice for almost 4 months , all while going to school everyday . Gross ho. Event, dunno if its true, my MIL says the same thing. My kids never got them although they were probably exposed to them at school more than once. So it's true in our case.
OH HELL NO! Bitch is NOT ruining my favorite musical. Eliza Doolittle is the one part I can truly say that I would kill for
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 2:26pm.
Someone has lice o_O
I heard lice can only affect straight hair, not kinky hair...is this true?
the lice are stupid so they can't handle all the twists and turns in kinky hair
@ Event Horizon -- i think that "old wive's tale" comes from a belief that lice do not attach well to oily scalps and a lot of people with kinky hair might put oil on their hair and scalps. no idea if it's correct that oil affects lice attachment ability
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 2:20pm.
OT
You just described my worst nightmare! Congrats on getting rid of those disgusting little buggers. Did you know that head lice like clean hair best?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Someone has lice o_O
I heard lice can only affect straight hair, not kinky hair...is this true?
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"I'm doin ho activities, with ho energy. Ho's are my friends, ho's are my enemies."
"I always wanted to produce a Broadway show..."
He ain't bi, he's gay.
there is entirely too much news of clive davis and anne hathaway...
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Submitted by tonicbitch on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 2:17pm.
She's like the Lea Michelle of the big screen.
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I cannont stand that big nosed OOGLAY beyotch. GET OFF MY TV!
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 2:20pm.
Anne Hathaway is an annoying thing that is difficult to get rid of. so are lice. works as on topic for me.
but, if you have time pls answer my question later in OP
/scratches head with both hands
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Job- I agree Sally field has it in the bag !
Hidiho wham0 :)
"DuFresnes party of two. DuFresnes party of two. Bush party of three.
Yeah but , what happened to the DuFresnes ?!?!?!?!?!?!? "
- Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 2:11pm.
"however, apparently Pierce Brosnan should have used a stunt voice. my gawd."
I know! In the movie theatre the (straight) guy sitting next to me literally ducked for cover when Pierce started his first song. When I asked him if he had noticed all the middle-aged women surrounding him - "What did you expect? It's Abba!" - he hurried towards the exit.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I really dislike this cunt
I am totally OT and probably off topic so won't talk about it anymore since it's probably grossing people out!
Whamo, I am now as clean as a whistle! Two showers, even, by 2pm! C'mon and give me a cuddle!
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@ IF -- yeeeaaahhhh, my point is kinda what anno just said. does the school now check heads at the front door every day for a week or so to make sure all of the parents have taken care of business? and, i know not of lice -- can the lice be hanging out on desks if kids put their heads down, or wherever the kids put their hats or whereever?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
@ IF
One of my nieces got it in elementary school from a friend/classmate. Her friend had a recurrence cuz her lazy whore of a mother didn't wash/clean/bag everything. You know, too much effort and all.
She's like the Lea Michelle of the big screen.
Foxxy, they get fully tested at the clinic and we are all lice free. They have a certificate of treatment from the clinic and the school nurse will check them as they get into school.
We have a natural oil treatment to do at home (we have it all at home now, it's part of the package) in 11 days and then we go back to the clinic for testing.
ETA, Fox, I misunderstood your question! God no, they don't shut a school down. Schools would never open if they did! No disinfecting either, to my knowledge, just warnings sent home with all parents requested to check children and act accordingly. We got the note, checked, and acted accordingly. You just have to hope all parents follow suit or it's a reinfecting nightmare. Parents can be assholes and send their kids to school sick or after a lice treatment with no further testing.
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OK, let's get a grip: Everyone might not of noticed, but Annie can't sing a lick. Like "Miz", "Fair Lady" is a musical. The lead female role was written with a strong voice in mind, let's say, for instance, a 19 YO Julie Andrews. And my $1 bet for Sunday is on Field in a Lincoln sweep.
Cij lol :-) thanks for the laff .
"DuFresnes party of two. DuFresnes party of two. Bush party of three.
Yeah but , what happened to the DuFresnes ?!?!?!?!?!?!? "
- Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 1:55pm.
I guess her hair is now in the inevitable "awkward growing-out phase".
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as is her face..without the "growing-out" or "phase" part
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 2:12pm.
so do they have to close school to test and disinfect and re-test, or do they get that done overnight or over a weekend?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Well Texan doc- if that slow boat is available then it should be rerouted to Thailand.
My fair ladyboy indeed!
"DuFresnes party of two. DuFresnes party of two. Bush party of three.
Yeah but , what happened to the DuFresnes ?!?!?!?!?!?!? "
- Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005.
Aanno
No, the clinic said it looks like we were a month into into the lice.
I had seen the kids scratching before we went to Mexico and had checked them thoroughly but saw nothing. I checked them three different times!
It's stemming from a kid in #3's class. The clinic said that by the time a note is sent to all the homes, infections are often weeks in.
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 2:06pm.
thanks, Mickey :-) did not see Mama Mia - have been to the play live, tho
Firth is so talented, of course he can sing too lol. yeah, i think he can handle "Accustomed to Her Face" and the like.
however, apparently Pierce Brosnan should have used a stunt voice. my gawd.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 2:01pm.
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I knew it!!! I figured with the little ones rolling around on you you were bound to pick up a few hitchhikers. LOL!
*pokes my little shamrock....with 10 foot pole*
OET and Kisa:
Get this:
http://www.amazon.com/Justin-Bieber-Singing-Doll-Baby/dp/B0044357O8
Paint its hair black and put it in a Barbie gown. Now you have an Ann voodoo doll! Stick in lots of pins.
@ Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 2:01pm.
Ewwww - sorry IF. Do you think you got it on vacation. Plane seats are NOTORIOUS for catching shit. Mr Banano's co-worker got a flesh eating bacteria on a trip home from Mexico. Seriously.
It sounds like he doesn't know it's been revived many times on Broadway. Anyway if you want interest in 2013 it should be an all gay "My Fair Ladyboy" or something.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 1:56pm.
Colin Firth sang in Mama Mia, Foxxy. As far as his talent is concerned, you be the judge.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEjfjvVENME
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 2:01pm.
holy shit! so sorry, IF - good luck with that!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
OET - love it and I'm in !!
"DuFresnes party of two. DuFresnes party of two. Bush party of three.
Yeah but , what happened to the DuFresnes ?!?!?!?!?!?!? "
- Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005.
I want to break someone's fingers everytime I see this smarmy bitch. Grrrrrrr!
"I'm with the Get Right Crew -- Cleveland Chapter -- and don't ever mistake me for Captain Save-A-Ho"
Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 1:59pm.
"past" lives? you're giving dlisters a lot of undeserved credit ... ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
sally field for the win!
ann hathaway for the chum bucket!
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvDQy53eldY
FTP Fuck That Puto
CALLING ALL DLISTERS TO COLLECTIVELY PUT A HEX ON ANNe SUNDAY NIGHT.
Thanx and *muah*!
We got treated for lice at the clinic today. Fury #3 was crawling. #1 and #2 also made the Lice Community proud.
I had lice too, JFC!!!!!!!!!!
I am going to say, however, that it was the most awesome, relaxing two hours I ever spent. The treatments feel amazing, if you are the type who likes people massaging your head/fixin' yer hair.
Now my washer and dryer are in the process of calling their union, for unfair work practices and unpaid overtime.
*sigh*
Happy scratching, all!
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PSL - I hope she loses to sally field this weekend.
LisaRose- she should do but she won't I picture h er feigning humility at even being asked to play such an outstanding role. Puleeeeze bitch u ain't got nuthin on audrey Hepburn she has something you will never have and totally lack and thats class baby! Pure & elegant class. Too bad u only could muster up the last 3 letters!!!
"DuFresnes party of two. DuFresnes party of two. Bush party of three.
Yeah but , what happened to the DuFresnes ?!?!?!?!?!?!? "
- Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005.
We've had to have been some serious whores in our past lives because Ann(e) and her insufferable campaign a la Les Miz wasn't punishment enough.
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"Not a second goes by when one isn't cock-a-doodle-doodling up my asshole. That sounded sexy, but it isn't." - Michael K.
my stomach really did clench when i read the title of this post. i really hope this does not happen.
Colin Firth sings?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
That's a very cute haircut she's got goin on, very Bieberish....
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"I'm doin ho activities, with ho energy. Ho's are my friends, ho's are my enemies."
I guess her hair is now in the inevitable "awkward growing-out phase".
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 1:51pm.
Wanna trade places with me during Oscar week?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Oh Clive I wish I could put u & Ann with an E on a slow boat to china or if unavailable then a rather small iceberg flow preferably with a huge superficial crack in it and cast you both adrift for 7-9 decades . STFU dude you're so pompASS !
"DuFresnes party of two. DuFresnes party of two. Bush party of three.
Yeah but , what happened to the DuFresnes ?!?!?!?!?!?!? "
- Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005.
And after reading what Clive did to Kelly Clarkson, Anne should give Clive a "pfft" and walk away. That's what I'd do anyway.
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