What Happens When You Let Lindsay Lohan Borrow A Designer Dress
Even the Salvation Army shouldn't let Lindsay Lohan borrow a dress unless they don't want it back or are okay with it coming back to them drenched in bottom shelf vodka and covered with the blood splatters of some chick she hit in the face with a bottle. The only real reason to let Lindsay Lohan borrow a dress is if you've taken a $1 million life insurance policy (they really should sell life insurance policies for dresses) out on it and you want it to disappear off the face of the planet so you can cash in. But Lindsay Lohan's own personal Captain-Save-A-Ho Charlie Sheen helped a trick out again by sweet talking stylist Phillip Bloch into getting her a dress for an amFAR event two weeks ago. LiLo wore a beaded dress from Theia that cost $1,750. When Theia got the dress back, it was in the same state as Lindsay Lohan's career:
HAHAHAHAHAHA! That dress is just a tattered pile of tragicness. It's like a dress version of White Oprah.
You're close if you're thinking that LiLo's dress looks like that because after she spilled some whiskey on it, a pack of drunk wolves attacked her and dragged her into an alley where a high-speed dump truck ran into her, sending her flying into a trash can fireplace. A source tells UsWeekly that LiLo's dress looks like that because it ripped at a club after the amFAR event.
"She said that the dress had ripped [at a club after the fundraiser] -- she couldn't possibly wear it like that -- so her stylist friend went to the club bouncer and requested some scissors to repair the torn part of the dress. She turned it into a mullet! Only a fashiony person would do that! She's out of control and behaving really badly."
Hey, at least they got the dress back and if they shake all the coke residue off of it, they probably have enough for a pretty fat line. Also, they can sell it on eBay as a Lohan original! And yes, White Oprah is going to want a cut of that sale.
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Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 10:53am.
it's obvious lilo is giving anal and bjs to some high ranking hollywood executive...how else is this trick getting invited to anything...
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The rumors I've heard are that at some point when she was underage, one of the heavy hitters in LA/Hollywood decided to play hide the sausage with her and that Dina Lohan managed to acquire evidence of it--- pictures or video or something. Basically, she and/or Michael pimped Lindsay out when Lindsay was underage and then kept evidence of it, evidence that would ruin this person (or perhaps more than one person). So basically, the reason Lindsay has lasted as long as she had, still gets endorsement deals, still gets designer shit loaned to her, still gets invitations to events, sometimes gets work (and gets let off by the justice system) despite being a cracked-out mess is basically because Dina has dirt on one or more powerful people and has been blackmailing them for years.
Please, Dr Freud, help us out. We desperately need to see Casper [the Friendly Ghost] fuck his mother! --- Cinema Snob
Sheen had better ante up the cost of that dress. I still can't decide if he "helps" Lohan out because he identifies with her (possible) or because she services him and his buddies in exchange for $$ and stuff (probable).
Unlike Sheen, who inexplicably has buckets of good will from the public in reserve, antics such as this only reinforce the belief that Lohan is a sad train-wreck of a woman whom no one should trust with anything.
This is indicative of Lindsay's upbringing (or lack of) by a couple of lousy parents. She doesn't know the difference between right and wrong. She assumes she can do whatever she wants because she was never told 'no' when she was growing up. She acts like an only child, that was spoiled rotten.
it's obvious lilo is giving anal and bjs to some high ranking hollywood executive...how else is this trick getting invited to anything...
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“She’s glamorous and a nice girl and knows what
looks good on her,” stylist Phillip Bloch told The
News.
*cough*bullshit.
I'm being a tattle tale.
According to the rag DN:
“She’s glamorous and a nice girl and knows what looks good on her,” stylist Phillip Bloch told The News. “I would definitely work with her again. I would just lay down some ground rules and do my best to make sure it never happens again.”
Theia Couture said the dress was loaned “in good faith.”
“We were informed by Mr. Bloch’s assistant that the dress was damaged during the course of the evening,” a company spokeswoman said in an email to The News. “Further action has yet to be determined.”
Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/lindsay-lohan-trims-loaned-designer-...
PS. That stylist is really nice.
Not proper behaviour from someone borrowing things.
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"Oh no, no, no, sweet baby. They're gonna eat you alive in Hollywood. Oh you're definitely going to end up doing gay porn with this tiny little body of yours" -Sweet Dee
Submitted by MissGolightly on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 3:30am.
I think it's stretchy, and it looks lighter when it's stretched over her body.
Also, does anyone else think she just chopped the dress short so she could try to attract window-shopping customers?
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The dress was obviously not fitted for her. It is too long and makes her look short. I would have cut it off too. It's not even a flattering dress to begin with. Anyway, you can't shake your money maker on the dance floor in a dress that long.
Submitted by MissGolightly on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 3:30am.
I really hate sticking up for Lohan, but... the dress she wore is gold and the dress that got shredded is blue at the top, then fades to a lighter color.
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it's the same dress. can't wait to hear Hohan's excuse for this or deny that it happened. if she denies it she better show the dress she did wear andhow it's still in one piece.
I bet she wasn't even invited. She probably crashed the AmFar event. Whoever 'lends' Hohan anything deserves what they get. I'm beginning to think the only 'bottom' for her is death. So be it. I don't care.
She just screams "seat filler".
Can somebody please hit her upside her head? Please. Or at least pull her raggedy extensions off.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
CHarlie Sheen winning!
Lohan not so winning!
what a disaster lol
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 10:09pm.
*rolls eyes* The 27 Club is for people with talent. Just being a common druggie does not get you in.
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THIS!
Ugly dress but she's even uglier. And I would never help someone who doesn't deserve it. Hope it's a lesson learned for all of those people helping her out.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
thank goodness for charlie sheen's generosity or else lilo wouldn't have anyone to help her destroy herself...
that poor dress didn't deserve to be treated in this manner...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
"Behaving badly!" needs to be a new tag, Michael. It's so.......British.
At this point anyone who is lending her shit is just enabling her to continue her fake hollywood fantasy life. It's over! Hang it up and go get a real job.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
She's looking like Mama Elsa!
In all fairness, the dress looks a lot less frumpy in the after shot.
No one is to blame except the stupid designer who loaned it to her. WHY ARE PEOPLE CONSTANTLY GIVING HER SHIT? From roles/jobs to gifts to loans of money and clothes? She is a complete failure and this just reinforces her madness. She has zero consequences in her life.
Fuck I want a life where I can fuck up so greatly that the world keeps spinning.
I like my men like I like my syrup---thick and rich!
Proof beauty comes from within.
It looks like she turned that dress into a shirt, not a mullet dress. I don't even think it's long enough to be considered a tunic now.
I really hate sticking up for Lohan, but... the dress she wore is gold and the dress that got shredded is blue at the top, then fades to a lighter color. So unless she fell head first into a vat of Blue Curacao, then I think the story is made up.
(but then again, she really could have fallen head first into a vat of Blue Curacao).
if i was trying to make it and get tons of people talking about me, and i had NO SOUL, i'd use lindsay too. she gets a ton of attention. but like i said, no soul. i couldnt get that dark sided if i tried.
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
Granted, $1,750.00 is pretty cheap for an on loan dress for a "celebrity" gala event, but still...Why in the hell would she think it's acceptable to destroy something that was loaned to her?
Before I thought Lindz was only a clueless coal burning trainwreck, but now I think she's a rusty ass ATV careening through a trailer park.
She probably made that ridiculous dress look, if not "better," then at least more interesting.
Lindsay is turning her assets into liability
pmp training
Unknown designer, ugly '80s dress, $1750 (full retail - sewn in China, no doubt) got them big press. They pretend to bitch about how it was returned all demolished and shit -lo and behold - ANOTHER big press release. Puh-leeze. Spare us.
Just wait for the DNA test paid for by unknown designer to come back so we can all find out out whose jizz is on that rag. Another press release about the ugly Lohan-destroyed dress in 3-2-1..
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
the hot chick said it all.
she looks horrible. holy shit. waaasted!
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
It was an ugly dress to begin with.
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That's an idea. Wonder how much these tatters would fetch on ebay? They'd have to sell it with provenance of the dress, of course. After all, this has become a historical item. It could tour Ripley's Believe it or Not museums. lol Just goes to show how little respect she has for what is loned to her.
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And the fact that the stylist gave her the scissors further proves to me that this was about getting publicity from a train wreck. Doesn't excuse Lindsay though - she still would have destroyed the dress on her own. It just sounds like the stylist was helping the destruction along.
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An egotist is a person of low taste - more interested in himself than in me.
They "loaned" her a $1750 dress. Think about it.
They (the stylist and designer) knew she'd destroy the dress, that's why they didn't loan her anything valuable. Under $2000 isn't a real loss for them, and their names got into the press, both for the initial loan, and now, the destruction of the dress.
What I see happening, is that she will continue to get loans (dresses, jewelry, accessories), but of increasingly lower value, and from lower tier designers and stylists.
Eventually, she'll end up with "loaners" from new stylists (with no clients) trying to make a name for themselves, and the clothing will either be from consignment shops or small, no-one's-ever-heard-of-them boutiques, trying to attract business by getting their name out there at all (designers won't be interested in the association with her). Lindsay's loans will only dry up when the press stops even mentioning the name of the stylist/shop giving her the items.
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An egotist is a person of low taste - more interested in himself than in me.
Asshole. But, look on the bright side! Nobody is ever going to lend her clothes again! She's already a horrible dresser. Think of the shit outfits that she's going to have to put together herself and be photographed in. Her ensembles the next few months are going to be hilarious! I mean she already wore leather genie pants in an airport! It's gonna get much worse (better).
Although scientists previously didn't believe that it was possible, whoever touches that dress after it was worn by Lohan will get HPV. The deadly kind.
Her hair looks really bad in that pic. Oh, well. Suave shampoo?
In that pic Blowhan looks a little masculine.
That dress looks like something you can find at Rampage or Charlotte Russe.
Gross...smells like spray tanner, armpit juice, cigarette butts and hair dye in the shade of orange desparation. Burn it...I can smell it from here.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 7:37pm.
You may as well hire Dr. Kervorkian to be your damn life coach...or...or...Jeffrey Dahmer as your personal chef!
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these 2 right there...KILLED me! LMAO
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"Marriage is what you do when you decide one cock is good enough to let the owner annoy you for the rest of your life." - TrashyWilma
Twatty, your skank list matches mine - so no worries!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
why would anybody lend her anything is beyond me.
and what the fuck? her "stylist" friend, saw that she ripped the dress so they butchered it?
they must hand out "stylist" qualifications like discount pizza hut vouchers in hollywood, anybody can be a fucking stylist.
any two bob stylist worth their 2 cents would have ask for safety pins to clip together the rip and wait until it goes back to the designer where they can invisible mend it.
her stylist friend must have been high on project runway and thought they were uber awesome by improvising and using a pair of scissors to cut the dress, which wasnt even hers! lol it was a loan.
omg anyway why would anybody lend her anything, i said it before, its not as if, this is a once off, hohan has
- trashed her trailer for the jizz and dick movie
- permanently borrowed some jewelry
- stolen designer gear from a photo shoot
- stole some chicks fur coat
- trashed a porsche
and thats only in the last 6 months.
i would even give her a potato sack to wear to a premier, because she would rip it and her stylist friend would butcher my potato sack.
I don't know if this was intentional on her part... She could have been really high.. However as weird as it may sound I do think she got pleasure from returning the dress all butchered up with all sorts of excuses as to why it happened. I think she likes fucking with ppl.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
GG -- hey, babe! Eh, rim jobs are not exclusive to Blohan; I bust them out whenever I'm talking about a nasty, skanky, busted, diseased, slutty whore. Others that would fall under that category also include Jenny McCarthy, Vanessa Hudgens (since we discussed her last night), Shauna Sand, Spaz de la Whoreta, etc. Feel free to add to this list.
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Oh my god, UBF!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
GG, haha like Bernie Mac in Soul Men doing his car wash commercial : come and get your rim job , come on get your rim job !!!
Anyone who loans this bitch anything more than a cigarette gets what they deserve.
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPIT. Have you READ ANYTHING about this bitch in the past 5 YEARS?
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And I guess that's why they call it the blues
Time on my hands could be time spent with you
She had to borrow a $1700 dress, eh.
Does her "mother" have a garage for her to live in?
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"Marriage is what you do when you decide one cock is good enough to let the owner annoy you for the rest of your life." - TrashyWilma
Twatty, have you ever noticed that when there is a Blohan thread you bust out with the rim job speculations? It cracks me up every. single. time! :D
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012