Who Wore It Better?
I declared to myself that Julianne Moore could do no wrong when I watched her tearfully cry out, "I sucked other men's cocks," in Magnolia, but she has done wrong for the first time in the history of forever.
At the Bvlgari Celebration of Elizabeth Taylor's Jewelry Collection in Beverly Hills last night, the ginger goddess wore a $6 million diamond and emerald necklace that Richard Burton gave to La Liz during the shooting of Cleopatra in Rome. Some source tells People that when Julianne walked into the room, everybody including Drew Barrymore, Kiki Dunst, Naomi Watts and Marisa Tomei stopped to stare at the necklace. Yeah, the entire room pressed pause, because they couldn't believe that Julianne wore that necklace with daytime hair, a red dress and beige heels. Who wears that necklace with beige heels?!
Who ever styled Julianne did her ass wrong in the worst way possible. The only way to wear that necklace is to wear it with a headdress made of hypodermic needles, e-cigarettes and an FTD bouquet.
That necklace just doesn't shine on Julianne Moore the same way it shined on Elizabeth Taylor. But maybe that's because Lindsay Lohan snatched the real one and replaced it with a replica made of beer bottle glass and Barbie earrings. That's probably the real case.
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Submitted by Newportjoey on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 9:30pm.
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HAHAHA those hussies! *claps*
Absolutely agree that the sparkling goddess wore it better. I don't mind Julianne too much as she's usually flawless but the necklace looks like an afterthought with that ensemble. Those are jaw-dropping jewels for goodness' sake!
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i dont care if her jewels were ridiculous and tacky looking. if i was rich beyond rich i'd own huge jewels just like this. i would piss myself if i could wear a necklace like that. shit i'd piss myself if i could just hold it. it's absolutely fucking beautiful.
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"hypodermic syringes, e-cigs and an FTD bouquet"
Yep, that's what it looks like.
I love kiki and her lopsided boobs, vampire teeth and all that.
she is a star in my eyes because she of 1. bring it on.
eeekkkk Drew, brunette doesnt work for you.
you look like a middle aged high school english teacher divorcee going out on a date with a guy you met from eharmony and you want to present yourself as glamourous but you don't want to go overboard and show too much skin cuz you dont want him to think you are gonna let him hit it on the first date.
But since you couldn't find anything in your wardrobe, you went with a high waisted straight leg pant and a white blouse.
What are all these little back-stabby smug comments about Elizabeth? I'll remind you lowlifes that she OWNED all her jewels, not rented them. I happen to like JM in her Michael Ford black and white. Red hair, red dress? A Glamor don't, first rule of Red Heads. And regarding the headdress....no, it isn't anything you'd ever see in your best bar mitzvah moments in the backwaters of your wilderness cul-de-sac. Finally, you were all treated to a real smear to the Dame Elizabeth with that failed TV train wreck last December. Have you no shame?
"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"
To be honest...Liz Taylor always kinda scared me in a way. Not my type at all.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
WHERE DID THIS BITCH GET THE MONEY TO BUY MY NECKLACE!!!!!
"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"
Doesn't she say that whole "I sucked other men's cocks" on the inhale, too? I can't get more than one word out if I try to talk while inhaling. That's how I remember that line, anyway.
SWEET CHOCOLATE CHRIST WOULD YOU GET RID OF THE GODDAMN PAYPAL MASTER CARD AD???? IT BLOCKS THE PHOTOS
I'm sorry but Liz was SUCH a tacky bitch. It's too bad no one had the balls to say it back in the day and apparently that's still the case but it doesn't make it any less true.
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I like the necklace better with red hair, so JM wore it better for me. A more elegant hairstyle, a black or white gown and beautiful shoes would have been SO much better with this caliber of neck piece. This is an evening gown necklace, not casual.
Sigh...I'm so dumb..I looking at her thinking "she isn't wearing the the floral arrangement's from my sons 1993 Bar Mitzvah at Leonard's in Great Neck on her head like Liz is".......
It's Miz Vav to you...
Where's NewportJoey?
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Charles Manson
I'm shocked to admit it, since she's always looked like a hag to me (with that witchy chin! her profile looks like a crescent moon) but I think Drew looks pretty here. I think the colors of the necklace pick up the tones of her makeup in a nice way.
PS- Julianne Moore is many things but she ain't Myrna Loy. Sorry, but JM will *nevah* have the comic chops of Miss Loy.
did the invite say "dress matronly"?
all these women are beautiful, but they look, um, much less than at their best.
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God don't like ugly.
MAT- yes Myrna Loy the exotic beauty of the Metro Goldwyn Mayer studio.
"DuFresnes party of two. DuFresnes party of two. Bush party of three.
Yeah but , what happened to the DuFresnes ?!?!?!?!?!?!? "
- Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005.
I realize Drew is basking in her mommyNESS but does she need to look like a grandma while doing it? That hair is just atrocious.
Julianne is FIFTY TWO??!! She looks hella better than Demi and doesn't act all fucking crazy either. Wow.
Did someone on the "D" just mention Myrna Loy??? Be still my heart!
Marisa Tomei got old.
MissAT - it's like they've never heard of a bar of soap or bottle of shampoo.
Gawwwwd they must stink !
"DuFresnes party of two. DuFresnes party of two. Bush party of three.
Yeah but , what happened to the DuFresnes ?!?!?!?!?!?!? "
- Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005.
what is the deal with uncombed unkempt stringy ass hair? All frizzy and shit? Drew, Kiki Dunst, et al.? At least Julianne and Naomi look like the own a brush.
I can't tell who Wore It Better. One looks like a man, the other looks like Lindsey Lohan.
JM is the modern day version on another redheaded talented beautiful actress ms. Myrna Loy ( of the thin man films with William Powell ). Marvelous how she looks at 52 !
Drew has had better days. The outfit makes her appear matronly and frumpy.
Could just be she's tired from being a new mom et al.... Hope she bounces back she is a lot younger than how she looks here.
Marisa idk if she's into the whole Botox thing it's refreshing to see her natural face.
I remember the episode on Seinfeld where George was obsessed with her haha !
"DuFresnes party of two. DuFresnes party of two. Bush party of three.
Yeah but , what happened to the DuFresnes ?!?!?!?!?!?!? "
- Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005.
Ed Dallas - oh yes she did and her wardrobe all duded out in denim & cowgirl boots!
"DuFresnes party of two. DuFresnes party of two. Bush party of three.
Yeah but , what happened to the DuFresnes ?!?!?!?!?!?!? "
- Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005.
Ms c- I believe it's her finest performance ever. She was underrated as an actress and her name doesn't carry such as other charchter actors but she was a pistol according to w. C. Fields. I love the olde filmstars another one is Marie dressler as Carlotta Vance in dinner at 8 with Jean Harlow & Billy Burke , I think both John & Lionel Barrymore both had parts as well. Wonderful comedy ! Only it's 0ver 80 years old now and rarely on tv.
"DuFresnes party of two. DuFresnes party of two. Bush party of three.
Yeah but , what happened to the DuFresnes ?!?!?!?!?!?!? "
- Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005.
I hate nude shoes. Fugly! And Drew has been looking like shit lately. WTH?
Submitted by OurMissC on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 1:23pm.
Does anyone here know of an actress named Mary Boland ?
Yes!!!! She rocked the shit out of the Countess de Lave (sp?) in The Women. "La publicitee!"
Looks good on her, but nobody rocked Jewels (with a capital J) like Liz Taylor.
why is Drew B dressed as my Mom?
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@ pushy,
This description of Marisa by Lainey Gossip fits her to a tee...
"She is crazy sexy in that movie. Crazy sexy. There’s something about the way she talks, a hint of a baby girl voice but not grating like SJP, she holds her body like you know there’s a freak underneath, and of course the face, perhaps not the most exquisite face in the business, but beauty doesn’t have to be intimidating, and oftentimes it’s the faces you find comfort in that turn you on the most. Maybe it has to do with the fact that she hasn’t f-cked around with it. At least not obviously."
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I cannot believe this woman is 52. STUNNING.
Submitted by Kisa on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 1:27pm.
I have only ever seen her in The Women. I should check that out though. "I am Dandy Gelatine!"
"...sometimes sucking on the same dick gets real boring." - MK's eloquent cousin
Our ms. C. - oh lam our lamourr ... Countess de lav
I luv her ! Ever see her in pride and prejudice plaing mrs. Bennett ?
"DuFresnes party of two. DuFresnes party of two. Bush party of three.
Yeah but , what happened to the DuFresnes ?!?!?!?!?!?!? "
- Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005.
I love Julienne Moore, and I think the look she pulled off was just fine (minus the shoes).
However, I do think she should have done an updo and perhaps gone with a more neutral colored dress to really make that AWESOME necklace POP.
How she did it was perfectly fine, but it could have been better. Since I love her, it doesn't matter - she does no wrong in my book.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Anna - yes she does but I'm sure she will get it removed so that she can complete her conversion to Judaism.
"DuFresnes party of two. DuFresnes party of two. Bush party of three.
Yeah but , what happened to the DuFresnes ?!?!?!?!?!?!? "
- Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005.
Submitted by bambam on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 1:17pm.
I couldn't find anything on TV one night and ended up watching Oprah's interview with Drew.
Drew came across as a really kind woman and so wants to be a good mom. She had such an awful childhood and early adulthood. I'm glad she is happy now. Marrisa--she's just hot IMO
Does anyone here know of an actress named Mary Boland ?
Yes! Loved her in The Women (1939)
"...sometimes sucking on the same dick gets real boring." - MK's eloquent cousin
Everybody in these pictures looks nice and pretty. A breath of fresh air to see a bunch of talented, mature ladies. I like drew makeup.
Naomi watts looks lovely indeed. Liz was a beauty in her time. Her violet eyes both rare and stunning. JM very very pretty & also talented amongst her peers. Although drew cones from an acting family Lionel Ethel and granpappy John she can't hold a candle to the legacy of the Barrymore surname on the stage.
Does anyone here know of an actress named Mary Boland ?
"DuFresnes party of two. DuFresnes party of two. Bush party of three.
Yeah but , what happened to the DuFresnes ?!?!?!?!?!?!? "
- Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005.
O/T Amber Rose (Kanye Kardashian's old beard) is about to give birth
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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 1:13pm.
GUH, those shoes are horrific.
And does Drew Barrymore have a cartoon chicken tattoo on her arm?
I just saw that she's going to have all her tattoos removed - something about converting to Judaism?
beautiful necklace, don't mind the dress, but the shoes clash (even though they're nude).
I agree that a black or white ensemble is called for so that the statement piece can stand on its own.
I can't hate on Drew and Marissa. Drew's been out of the limelight and all about maturing as a person lately and Marissa is about as real as it gets, she's never been fully into Hollywood glam. We're all gettin' old, why can't they? Love 'em both.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgQ-QrCFMjs
GUH, those shoes are horrific.
And does Drew Barrymore have a cartoon chicken tattoo on her arm?
Her stylist hates her.
There is no comparison, Liz is a goddess.
She was breathtakingly beautiful.
This is what it would look like if Liz was at a party and let the coat check girl try on her jewels for fun.
drew looks a mess.
I think she should've done an updo. I think red is too bold a cor for that necklace--although I love red and it looks great on her. I like the style of he dress. The shoes are hideous.
Maybe it's my phone, but I don't like Drea's necklace. It looks like some shit I got at Michael's when I was first getting into beading. Horrid. The others are meh.
ETA: Drew looks like an Amish woman who escaped the life and is going to an awards banquet at the Chamber of Commerce.
The dress is a rare miss for Julianne Moore. She's still hot as hell, though.
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