Amber Rose Finally Gave Birth
Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa's baby was living inside her womb for 9 months, but it felt more like 19 months (aka 9 months in Jessica Simpson gestation time), because for the longest time I'd open up my browser and see pictures of her looking like a circus ball. I can't believe she got through her pregnancy without having to fight an elephant in a tiny hat because he kept trying to pick her ass up with its trunk. But a baby finally came out of Amber Rose's body today and Wiz Khalifa (born name: Cameron Jibril Thomaz), who looks like the tree in Sleepy Hollow or like an air dancer that was hit by a low-flying plane, tweeted the news before a nurse washed the uterus jelly off his kid:
Happy Birthday Sebastian "The Bash" Taylor Thomaz!!! Everyone welcome this perfect young man into the world
The Bash? They either want their kid to be a rapper, a third string wrestler on the indy circuit or a cast member on the reboot of Jersey Shore 2031. But I will give them a few slow claps for paying tribute to Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
And now Amber Rose can go back to starring in commercials for whipped cream flavored vodka. Does this mean that Smirnoff's new flavors will be titty leche and placenta?
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Congratulations Amber and Wiz. I actually like the baby's name and Amber looked very happy throughout her pregnancy.
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After she got with Wiz, Amber just looked so happy and grateful to get away from Kanye. With Kanye, Amber seemed to have to perform for his egomaniacal self, so every picture was like set up by/for Kanye to give him extra attention. Now, every picture I've seen of Amber with Wiz, she looks to be sighing with relief that she's away from Ye.
"D-Listed" is even a stretch for these two.
Just found out that Thomaz is Wiz Khalifa's real last name. It isn't a douchebag move like we thought.
I love that her voice doesn't match her face. She's very pretty in a unique way. For some reason, this couple doesn't make my skin crawl. Msybe because they look happy to be around each other? Anyways, congrats to them.
She is so pretty and she looked amazing pregnant. Thomas with a Z is lame but I love the name Sebastian and the name Taylor. He is fug but he sounds decently smart in interviews. So good for them.
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I like the name! My little cousin is also named Sebastian.
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Happy day of birth, Sebastian Taylor Thomaz, a.k.a. STT. Can't wait for your first issue of Teen Beat. Hur hur.
I think she is gorgeous as well. But her baby daddy. Sheesh. An improvement over Kanye, but still.
lolol, Hekki, even Ember`s pussy-shots were somewhat pretty. At least I thought so. Nobody got peed on , so that helped.....
That is a nice photo. Aside from her somewhat tacky style, I've always thought Amber Rose is beautiful.
Kanye HAS to be kicking himself.
I like Sebastian . Could have been a whole lot worse. And we nicknamed our second son right after birth . He looked like a little weasel, so "weasel" stuck til he was about 7 or so. Every now and then we still call him that . When I was growing up I was always jealous of people who had a name you could shorten somehow or turn into a nickname . It just doesn't work with mine. So congrats to these two. I don't know much about him, but this can't really be any WORSE than Having Kanye as your baby's father .
The name is total fuckery! Wrong dammit! Even Pilot Inspektor sounds better!
This guy I used to know changed his name to Sebastian.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 10:46pm.
"Ace Johnson"...."The Bash" Thomaz....why do I get the feeling Kim and Gay Fish are going to name their kid "Maverick" or some other character from Top Gun?
Hahaha I see it.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 6:30am.
Little "Ace" could wind up being "Stinky" or "Foreskin" instead.
*dead and buried*
She does look really happy here, but I can't get past his harlem junkie look.
I always liked the nickname Bastian ever since I saw "The Never Ending Story" way back when it first came out. Naming your child Bastian though might be a little difficult on the kid.
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo: "I always think people who give their newborns nicknames are just straight up assholes. Wait until the kid is like 3 or 4 and let him earn his unfortunate nickname like the rest of us had too."
Well you can give your kid a nickname at birth, but it doesn't mean it's gonna stick. Little "Ace" could wind up being "Stinky" or "Foreskin" instead.
Submitted by azgirl on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 12:27am.
Amber's body is the type of body Kim thinks she has in her mind.
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Very accurate.
And she has the pregnant body that neither Kim or Beyoncé will ever have.
Hey Ecce - I'm alright! Feeling sllooow this evening.
You?
Jonathan Taylor Thomas anyone?
I feel like she was pregnant longer than jessica simpson was the 1st time.
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Wtf is with everyone liking the name Sebastian??!! It's the worst name ever! It's def not cute! I like the both of them but eww. That name sucks!! I do wish them better luck than Kim and Kanye who will probably name their baby with a K.
Your birthday is the anniversary of your day of birth. And a nickname is not a birth-name. Oh, who am I kidding? The Bash is doomed.
congrats
Congrats to them. That's a really sweet picture of them she looks gorgeous. It's a much better pic than the one of Shakira and Gerard (and other celebs too). : ).
As far as the name goes, it's fine but not necessarily something I expected from them.
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Amber's body is the type of body Kim thinks she has in her mind.
I hate to admit this, but I always liked the name "Sebastian". It's so cute!
This is not only the nicest "celeb" preggo shot I've ever seen, but it's also the nicest shot of her I've ever seen. That's a real smile. Totally unpretentious. I'm surprised!
VOB, lol you pick the hotel though because now I'm scared to. You do them from now on.
@Ecce, I thought you were serious there for a minute, haha Hello there!
Amber Rose dodged a bullet with KanyeK. Congrats on the baby news, it's almost like he took two years to arrive. "The Bash"? ok.
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Aw, let them coo and name their lil sprout! (That would be an apropos modern celebaby name, huh. Sprout.) That being said, thank christ her baby balloon finally popped, because I've been so sick of seeing her everywhere constantly, plus the melonbelly look wasn't working for that girl, at all.
So, yay, I guess? Congratz on Sprout "The Bash" Thomaz, you crazy kids!
@ Homo
I'm great tonight thanks! Just starting watching American Idol (guilty pleasure) and relaxing.
Hope you are well also, and having a great night!;-)
Submitted by Esteem on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 10:54pm.
Why, I'd be honored, Esteem!
And incidentally, I was delighted when you addressed me earlier as "Homo" -that was one of my nicknames in H.S.(in a friendly way)!
Hope you're doing good, buddy!
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Any non-kartrashian spawn is fine by me. They seem like a genuine (non pr stunt) couple and happy together, so good for them.
They don't annoy me.
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But of course! But I still need my MK fix, even in Rio! ;-)
Steamie... We are going to Rio? Aren't you packed yet? We are also staying on Loopys private Island. Ask Withy for travel details. :D
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Submitted by Ecce Homo on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 10:44pm.
Pretty please? =P
I don't know if you were reading the comments then, but Loopygorilla was our color commentator on the hot mens for those of us straight gals that flooded the comments with drool. He is fun and witty and slutty, and you strike me as every bit the same, so I hope you'll join us for the Rio Olympics commentary and every day you can before then as well. ;-)
Sebastian sounds better in english. "Sebastián" is an overused name in spanish. I prefer the portuguese version... Sebastiao.
Kudos to them for not picking a "look how eccentric we are" name.
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"Ace Johnson"...."The Bash" Thomaz....why do I get the feeling Kim and Gay Fish are going to name their kid "Maverick" or some other character from Top Gun?
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Submitted by Daniee on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 10:14pm.
"Ahhh, I sees ..I sees! :)"
Now I'm blushing and embarrassed (but smiling)! But yeah, in the absence of full-frontal, I immediately look at hands and feet. But that doesn't mean I'm a tramp or anything!
(yes it does)
Submitted by Esteem on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 9:58pm.
"Aww Homo! I'm gonna have to stick in the Slut category with Loopy huh? ;-)"
Why, no. I don't know what you're talking about. In fact, you are all seriously disturbed people who obviously have filthy minds, and I'd prefer not to associate with the likes of you (or this "Loopy" creature you keep mentioning).
Hi Esteem and Daniee, hope you both are doing good tonight!
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"She looks like if you fuck with her she'd put a stiletto through your jugular and then charge you for the shoe repair. My kind of woman." Foxxy Brown
Well fuck me, they chose a normal name? I'm kind of disappointed....I was expecting epic weirdness from these two, something to rival the Kuntrashian-West spawn.
Lame.
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I actually like the name. It's nice and NORMAL-the "z" on Jamez is pretty tame.
Never really thought much of either of them, but Amber is 1000 times more attractive and natural-looking than Kim K.
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Submitted by Daniee on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 9:17pm.
"...why is a skinny boy in a magazine called XXL?"
Look at his feet and make the correlation...
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Ahhh, I sees ..I sees! :)
Zorbs.. Kayne is somewhere weeping...LOLOL
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Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 10:03pm.
That made me nod in agreement and snort. Yes, indeed. Every interview, pic, etc I've seen of them, the body language is there too, they love each other.
Kim and Kayne, not so much. It's hilarious.
I bet Kanye is somewhere going "hmmph!" Amber looked sexy and all natural throughout her pregnancy, whereas Kim just looks like a bloated, duckfaced ole cow.
Eh, don't hate them. She looks a million times happier than she ever did with Kanye, and even if he's a funny-looking beanpole, he seems devoted to her.
Guess it shows money ain't everything.
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