Stop Me If You've Heard This Before....
A few months ago, Joaquin Phoenix spit at Oscar and told Interview that taking part in the Oscar game is like chasing a carrot that's been marinated in shit (read: a carrot that tastes like his taint). Joaquin Phoenix later took back his comments when he realized that he was an Oscar contender this year and really just wants to wrap his hands around that majestic gold-plated dildo statute like everybody else. Joaquin is done with trashing the Oscars for now, but Ethan Hawke is picking up where he left off. Ethan Hawke told Gotham Magazine (via P6) that the Oscars ain't shit and he thinks the Oscars are destroying the movie industry the same way peroxide destroyed his hotness. Ethan pretty much co-signed everything Joaquin said including the part about carrots.
“People want to turn everything in this country into a competition . . . [so] it’s clear who the winner is and who the loser is. It’s why they like to announce the grosses of movies, because it’s a way of saying, ‘This one is No. 1.’ It’s so asinine . . . if you look at how many forgettable, stupid movies have won Oscars and how many mediocre performers have Oscars above their fireplace. Making a priority of chasing these fake carrots and money and dubious accolades, I think it’s really destructive.”
You can say that Ethan Hawke is snarling at Oscar, because he hasn't been nominated for once since 2004. You can also says that Ethan Hawke is just grumpy in general, because he looks like a depression era Guy Fieri. But you can't say that he's not telling the truth for the most part. If the Oscars weren't a popularity contest run by studio executives and truly honored the greatest works in cinema, Showgirls would have won at least 11 Oscars and every dog who played Benji would have an Oscar. And none of us would have the memory of GOOPY Paltrow's ugly pink princess dress embedded into our brains, because she would've never even been nominated!
But whatever, if Ethan ever wins an Oscar, I'm sure he'll be up there saying, "This is such an honor! I love you, Oscar! Now, let's eat some carrots!"
And seriously, why does Hollywood hate carrots so much?!
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Holy shit, I think I'd fuck Guy Fieri before this guy. *throws self off cliff*
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this dude has been on a steady decline ever since he cheated on uma...
it looks like he's still on that stuff, other wise known as meth/crack
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He needs moisterizer.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Dafuq happened to his face? Dayum.
Can you just imagine Anne Hathaway losing? The reaction on her face would be the number one gif meme of all time. It would rival Tommy Girl's couch jumping on Oprah.
Rod Stewart needs to give this guy his surgeon's number asap.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
I just can't with this guy. I'm pysically repulsed by his pseudo-intellectual, pseudo-hippy bullshit. I believe he shits on everything he touches.
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I thought he was Mark McGrath at first too LOL.
He should be glad he's not in the music business, if he only knew what those awards have become.
Submitted by saltydog on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 11:39am.
Well if anybody has a right to bitch about it he was part of one of the biggest Oscar fuckups of all time. The Academy gave Denzel best actor for Training Day and then nominated Ethan for best supporting despite the fact that Ethan played the main fucking character and had at least half an hour more screen time then Denzel.
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Denzel was the protagonist, a primary actor in any movie, there would have been no story without him. He deserved that Oscar.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:08pm.
Again, pipe down, Fatty. Go and waddle to the pantry, stick some cake in your gaping maw and pick some crabs out of your mound and use 'em as sprinkles.
Team#DOGHASCRABS!
"depression era Guy Fieri" bahahahahaha!
Whatever, I agree with him.
He's a pretentious blowhard whose face looks like the bottom of my boot. Parched! Although I agree with him, he is King Douche for cheating on the ethereal goddess Uma! I like to think karma is kicking him in the face.....literally.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 11:35am.
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Maybe so, Lucifer_Sam, but I still would pay money to see Tim Hiddleston dressed up as Johnny Weir. :D
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Never thought he was hot. His teeth always ruined it for me.
Good actor, though.
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 11:31am.
Howood is just a game that alternates between ass kissing and shit talking. Either way, they all have shit on their faces.
Note Megan Fox teaming up with Michael Bay again.
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Bey probably asked for a Dirty Sanchez instead of having his car washed this time, after her shit talking. Or just maybe the nastiest rim job evah.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
He's correct, but if he ever wins one, you'll see him on the podium, teary-eyed and all that bullshit.
Could never get into him; too pretentious.
Take a bath, please.
I'm going to put his and Lilo's picture on my fridge to remind me why smoking is bad for you. Dude looks RUFFFFF.
SF I love Gattaca too
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Haaahaaaaahaaa Ethan! Remember when you made movies people watched? Haaa haaa haaaa...
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Winnyfranfran on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 11:53am.
He used to be so hot in a douchebag sort of way. Yes, I admit I lusted after him in Reality Bites.
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That's okay, we all have our guilty pleasures. I wanted to bang the living daylights out of him in Gattaca.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 12:02pm.
I know AnnE Hathaway is going to win an Oscar, and it makes me livid.
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At least she's probably aware that most of her fellow actors think the award is BS which will take some shine off of her shoes.
ImpertinentVixen -- I know, and it's killing me. I hope she falls walking up the stairs to collect her award.
pushy -- hey, honey!
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The crackie speaketh the truth. The entire notion of judging "art" defies reason. Creativity is entirely subjective. What one person finds entertaining another finds repulsive and trite. Who are the academy to dictate what we find to be superior entertainment? Let these actors' wallets be their reward for a job well done and stop pitting them against each other for worthless accolades.
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I know AnnE Hathaway is going to win an Oscar, and it makes me livid.
"And none of us would have the memory of GOOPY Paltrow's ugly pink princess dress embedded into our brains,"
I hated that dress and am still pissed that she WON.
The oscars are probably rigged but yet, I have to watch every year. The dresses alone. I just hope that Anne H doesn't get all the attention.
Maybe she'll flub her acceptance speech.
good, GOOOOOD!!! MY MASTER PLAN TO TURN EVERYTHING IN THIS COUNTRY INTO A COMPETITION IS ALMOST COMPLETE!!! NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!! BAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
That bitch wishes he could get an Oscar. It's no different than me snarking on models: at the end of the day, I'd give my left tit to look like one.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 11:46am.
The person who has ruined Oscar is Harvey Weinstein who brags about his vote rigging. That being said, I am watching and only caring to see Adele and JLaw win.
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I'm watching to see Adele and Lawrence (or Riva) win, and out of morbid curiosity. They've announced about 500 presenters and I want to see how many get crammed around a microphone at once.
Lucie & Hekki -- hey, babes!
I agree with him. The fact that Halle Berry has an Oscar is a perfect example of what he means. Or people winning the Oscar for the wrong film, like Al Pacino winning for "Scent of a Woman," instead of winning for either Godfather I or II.
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Ugh- so true. Halle Berry's win was a disgrace. Angela Bassett could act circles around Halle Berry, and did in What's Love Got To Do With It. That should have been the first Best Actress to a black woman, not that awful role in Monsters Ball. And then HB on the stage crying her eyes out and saying how this is for all the other black actresses, neglects to mention Bassett, but includes Vivica A. Fox. Vivica A. Fox???? WTF????
Ugh- so true. Halle Berry's win was a disgrace. Angela Bassett could act circles around Halle Berry, and did in What's Love Got To Do With It. That should have been the first Best Actress to a black woman, not that awful role in Monsters Ball. And then HB on the stage crying her eyes out and saying how this is for all the other black actresses, neglects to mention Bassett, but includes Vivica A. Fox. Vivica A. Fox???? WTF????
Ugh- so true. Halle Berry's win was a disgrace. Angela Bassett could act circles around Halle Berry, and did in What's Love Got To Do With It. That should have been the first Best Actress to a black woman, not that awful role in Monsters Ball. And then HB on the stage crying her eyes out and saying how this is for all the other black actresses, never mention
He's right. But he's also bitching because no one nominates him for anything, and he's obviously out of the movie loop.
That's funny...when I got to *mediocre performers have won Oscars* I pictured Gwnnie in her ugly pink dress. Then I read further....
Get out of my head, MK.
He used to be so hot in a douchebag sort of way. Yes, I admit I lusted after him in Reality Bites.
hangs head in shame
He looks like shit but he speaks the truth.
These people have fame on the daily and get their asses kissed constantly and they make millions while doing minimal work. Yes - minimal and unimportant.
It's pretty obnoxious that they need 50 different kind of award shows for themselves each year.
Hahahahaha, he's right.
Can't stand him, but I agree.
The person who has ruined Oscar is Harvey Weinstein who brags about his vote rigging. That being said, I am watching and only caring to see Adele and JLaw win. I was Team Chastain until Blohan started Twitter feuding with J. And I know Anne Hathaway losing would make for a very drunk live twitter from MK more than ever b4, but it ain't gonna happen....AH losing I mean not him drunk blogging.
Wow does HE look like SHIT!
He's 100% right.
I kind of agree with him, but seriously man, lay off the meth pipe.
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Gordon Ramsey looks like he needs a serious nap.
Thought it was mark macgrath, sugar ray.. I'm sure we all did.
Uma Thurman is laughing in her billionaires money piles, How's that nanny treating you now, Sugar Ray?
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Ethan looks absolutely ravaged! Whatever he's doing these days, he needs to STOP.
Well if anybody has a right to bitch about it he was part of one of the biggest Oscar fuckups of all time. The Academy gave Denzel best actor for Training Day and then nominated Ethan for best supporting despite the fact that Ethan played the main fucking character and had at least half an hour more screen time then Denzel.
whatever Sugar Ray....
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Wow WTF happened to him? He was always greasy and dirty looking, but he looks like he's pushing 60 here!
Oscars get it right mostly, but when they get it wrong it is outrageous. (ie Crash and that ten-head Helen Hunt)