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Aziz Ansari (30)
Dakota Fanning (19)
Emily Blunt (30)
Kelly MacDonald (37)
Niecy Nash (43)
Michael Dell (48)
Howard Jones (58)
Patricia Richardson (62)
Peter Fonda (73)

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Birthday Sluts

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 8:04am.

Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 2:26pm.
Ansari is the least funny of the "token US sitcom Indians/Pakistanis."

Fuck off, idiot. It says a lot about you that you cannot criticise his comedy outside the context of him being of Indian descent.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 7:58am.

He looks 40. Happy Birthday.

Submitted by CashewTime. on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 10:02pm.

Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 2:26pm.

So all desi characters on tv are fucking "tokens"?? How about they're just fucking characters played by actors who beat others in the audition? Last I checked, these "tokens" happen to be everywhere in the real world.

Submitted by LisaRose on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 5:30pm.

Still can't stand the name Dakota, but love her!

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Submitted by D.R. on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 4:23pm.

Happy birthday Howard Jones and all the people!

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Submitted by elmo533 on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 2:55pm.

Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 2:26pm.
Ansari is the least funny of the "token US sitcom Indians/Pakistanis."
. He's sort of the Dane Cook of Indian Subcontinent-American comic actors.
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somehow he's made a name for itself by being into rap/ urban music and culture. I think he's ok, but not that funny on Parks and Rec.

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Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 2:29pm.

HB George Frederick Handel, you slut.

Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 2:26pm.

Ansari is the least funny of the "token US sitcom Indians/Pakistanis." He's the only annoying person on Parks and Recreation (well, him and that big-haired cartoon guy).

The best and most funny I/P is Danny Pudi of Community, followed closely by Kunal Nayyar of The Big Bang Theory.

I have no idea why there is such a cult of love around Ansari. He's sort of the Dane Cook of Indian Subcontinent-American comic actors.

Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 1:39pm.

HB Patricia Richardson and Peter Fonda

Submitted by Dog on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 1:32pm.

Submitted by dementa on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 12:12pm.

Is an asshole fruit vendor another term for a gay pimp? Just sayin'.

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Submitted by megank on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 1:19pm.

Wow, I can't believe Jill Taylor is 62! She looks great!

Submitted by Thamar on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 1:17pm.

Happy Birthday Peter Fonda Easy Rider.

Submitted by Haribo on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 1:16pm.

Who the hell is this guy?! Also, I see a resemblance with the chimp. Happy birthday to Dakota Fanning and all the rest!

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Submitted by jalynne on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 1:03pm.

HB Aziz! Proof that being smart and funny is damn sexy!

Submitted by annobanano on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 12:38pm.

Don't give me this faux gore crap - Bushwick Bill of The Geto Boys FTW!

Happy Birthday Peter!

Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 12:32pm.

It actually surprises me that faux-violent-injury accessorization hasn't become a bigger fashion craze in this fuckheaded world.

HB Peter Fonda!

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Submitted by Ecce Homo on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 12:15pm.

Niecy Nash: seems like she'd be someone fun to hang out with. Like her!

Aziz Ansari: don't know who he is but he's sexy!

Peter Fonda: Good actor (if he's the guy from Ulee's Gold) but most importantly, he's Bridget's dad, so he's ok by me!

Emily Blunt: The Devil Wears Prada, that's all...
"You sold your soul the day you put on your first pair of Jimmy Choo's, I sor it!" Love her!

Happy Birthday to these and everyone else born today!
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Submitted by dementa on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 12:12pm.

Anyone remember him as the asshole fruit vender on Flight of the Conchords?

But celebrities need to learn a lesson: never pose with an animal, cuz the animals always upstages you.

Dakota Fanning is 19 already?

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Submitted by mike on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 12:11pm.

Huh? Emily Blunt is only now turning 30?

I liked Niecy Nash on Reno 911 (that is, before she became horribly overexposed).

Submitted by PeggyOlson on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 11:45am.

Wow! The Home Improvement mom is already 62?!

"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men

Submitted by Albatross on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 11:31am.

Howard Jones is 58? Damn, I feel old. Happy Birthday to all the sluts!

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Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 11:26am.

can't stand this douche bag, he's a scumbag thief ripping off the late great mitch hedberg.
he's a fucking loser hack.

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Submitted by Webberbear on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 11:20am.

That pic is so gross. Just makes me think of the poor woman in Stamford, CT that got her face and hands ripped off by a chimp. Uh, after typing that, seems weird but, happy birthday...