Saturday, February 23rd 2013
ICYMI: A Dragged Up Jimmy Fallon And Michelle Obama Do The "Evolution Of Mom Dancing"
While looking like a cross between a young Jill Zarin and a hotter Ashley Tisdale, Jimmy Fallon and Michelle Obama gave us the Evolution of Mom Dancing on his show last night. They pretty much covered them all, but they did forget the "gross your kids out while doing a drunken version of the 'I Touch Myself' dance" and the "overheated chicken on E caught in a tornado dance" (aka the Demi). Maybe they'll cover those movies in the sequel.


LMAO dumbass - yeah, the link you just edited out. You and Kiddance are priceless, when in doubt, edit it out! Regarding "plenty of other information", like I said before, the vast majority is just regurgitated unsubstantiated BS culled from chain emails. Your success rate is about 1 in 100. You need to set your junk filter to HIGH.
And YOU said "Hell, just go to the Fox News website every once in awhile to get some news you won't find anywhere else".
You need to quit while you're behind.
Were any of my links to Fox News? Lol. I don't give a shit about dog handlers. There was plenty more info in those links. Face it - Michelle is the perfect example of a despot taking every advantage she can through her marriage to a despot. Besides, we are now living in Obama's America. Tens of millions jobless, 10's of millions of foreclosed homes, 10's of millions on food stamps, 10's of millions without health insurance - all since he took his throne - and he and Michelle are living the high-life with our money and our children's future. They are nothing more than parasites on this country's citizens.
You guys are the dicks who started making comparisons among administrations - but whatever, it's a good way to put the numbers into context. Sorry if that blows any argument you think you might have. Among other things, YOU placed the blame of 9/11 on Clinton, when in fact it was Reagan who funded Bin Laden in the first place.
Grow up and learn how to think critically. Or, just let Rush continue to invade your brain. Your choice.
Oh, and I was going to respond to your Mon, 02/25/13 3:18 a.m. comment but fuck that. I'm tired of this game. It just amazes me that you morons are STILL bringing up GWB when we've had this intellectually deficient self-impressed LAZY assclown shitting all over us for going on 5 years. Bush is long gone asshole. Constantly dragging up his Presidency while twisting it into something that suits your world view does not work on me. I wish you could see how ridiculous you sound when the thread is about Michelle and you whine about Cheney. Even if GWB was satan himself he is not our President. Obozo is.
I have it on good authority that Laura Bush's annual trip with friends Mammoth Lakes cost $300million per day, according to a "source" at the Tuolumne Meadows Lodge. Prove me wrong!
re: Mumbai - you have NO PROOF other than some "source" in Mumbai. Sorry, I can't prove a negative. I await your FOIA request and link to the actual documents stating that that trip cost $200 million per day.
BTW, reread my last post, I added to it.
Your link did not refute the $200,000,000 daily estimate. It merely said it was highly unlikely to be true and had only a disclaimer from the WH that disclaimed nothing. You're the one with no common sense because the cost to the taxpayer for a diplomatic? symbolic? divine? mission? whateverthefuck is not classified information and has nothing to do with "security concerns". That's. Our. Money. The fact that the WH even spewed out that shit ought to tell you that they're not only being deceitful, they are also pretty damn sure it will be accepted by total idiots, the ones who don't pay taxes and so don't give a shit and are only interested in the subject when it comes to defending Obama and their welfare checks.
I'm sure it would have been a relatively simple thing to prove that an entire luxury hotel was not bought for 2 days with our money for the express purpose of protecting our President on what appears to be nothing more than an ego stroking lark.
You guys are the ones claiming $1.4 billion of PERSONAL expenses. I'm STILL waiting for the breakdown, and not articles based on regurgitated factoids. I found the document detailing the White House costs for Bush, YOU supply the one supporting your claim about $1.4bill PERSONAL EXPENSES. I'll wait.
Regarding your links - do some fucking research. The one about the Mumbai trip costing $200 million PER DAY - good lord, use some common sense, and maybe fact check. The source was "a top official of the Maharashtra Government privy to the arrangements for the high-profile visit". LMAO. You guys kill me.
http://www.factcheck.org/2010/11/ask-factcheck-trip-to-mumbai/
*snip* "For example, the entire U.S. war effort in Afghanistan currently costs less than that — about $5.7 billion per month, according to the Congressional Research Service, or roughly $190 million per day. How could a peaceful state visit cost more than a war?" *snip*
Another beauty from your links, that the Obamas hired a "dog handler" for $102,000 per year. Of course your boy Robert Gray spread that little tidbit, and qualifies it by saying "reportedly", because Gray knows the Reggie Love was hired to be Obama's "body man", a position that every modern president has had. They do all sorts of things, including walking the dog. Bush's "body man", Blake Gottesman, dated Jenna Bush (a little nepotis...), also walked and handled the Bush dog "Barney" then with that experience was promoted to Deputy Chief of Staff for the tidy sum of $172,000 a year. Outraged? Why not?
Hell, I can do this all day with your Faux News "facts" and bullshit.
I am now convinced that you have no common sense and just believe whatever tripe that Rush or the Donald or Glenn retweets out of their assholes, and you just sniff it right up.
_fail_ - you're being really fucking ignorant. For one, you're demanding a breakdown of Obama's 2011 $1.4 billion when the links you provided didn't even have that. Don't you find that suspicious? But it did have the the breakdown of GWB's 2008 WH expenses, which included everything from the WH post office to the Vice President's downtown office to the WH Visitor Center to the National Parks Liaison Office. Keep in mind that Obama has many more Czars than any other President in history (because they're all marxist assholes and would never have gotten passed Congress to be appointed as legitimate cabinet members, all of whom Obama ignores) and they are all paid very well. If you see anything in these links that can be compared to Bush's itemized account then please let me know!
http://thetruthwins.com/archives/us-taxpayers-spent-1-4-billion-on-the-o...
http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2012/04/president-looter...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2135763/This-does-pass-straight-...
http://finance.townhall.com/columnists/johnransom/2011/12/26/obamas_top_... (Scroll down to #4)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2029615/Michelle-Obama-accused-s...
http://dailycaller.com/2012/09/27/reporters-notebook-alex-pappas-on-the-...
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/jet_et_prez_costs_ny_Y3zHCBhU5VTDq...
http://www.judicialwatch.org/obamas-vacations/
http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/29187
http://www.ndtv.com/article/india/us-to-spend-200-mn-a-day-on-obama-s-mu...
Miss Jane - I don't have links right off the top of my head. If this were a targeted subject where I could pinpoint the exact information then I would supply links, but Obama is a Communist and hates this country, and not because this country treated him badly. He's an entitled narcissist. That subject is just too broad, wide, and deep.
What I know about Obama has been learned over a period of time. I didn't see the movie 2016 but people I know who did said they already knew everything in it, so I knew I did to. Some of what I know came from Glen Beck's show on Fox. He would always have a mountain of proof to back up whatever he was exposing. There's Andrew Breitbart's site, Beck's The Blaze, Carl Tuckerson's Daily Caller. Hell, just go to the Fox News website every once in awhile to get some news you won't find anywhere else, and I'm not even talking about anything earth-shattering. Just simple basic everyday journalism on subjects like the sequester mess, and these issues are reported on daily so you can actually see the evolution and unfolding of events. The rest of the media won't do that, and that is why Obama gets away with so much.
Maybe you should take responsibility for your own self. Show a little intellectual curiosity. As I said, Google is your friend.
@pfk and his yellow-cake BS - you bought that chit hook line and sinker. The Bush admin also linked Iraq to 9/11 - wrong again. The infamous UN presentation was fabricated out of whole cloth (thanks Scooter Libby!), and Colin Powell resigned over that mess. You need to read "Hubris: The Inside Story of Spin, Scandal, and the Selling of the Iraq War", or "State of War: The Secret History of the CIA and the Bush Administration", or "A Pretext for War: 9/11, Iraq, and the Abuse of America's Intelligence Agencies" and enlighten yourself. The Bush admin ruled over the US by fear and sold the public a bill of goods, while he and Cheney in their younger days did all they could to avoid service in the military.
And for all your handwringing over spending money, try this: the Iraq war cost the U.S. government around $3 trilllion, left 4,487 U.S. servicemembers dead and killed more than 100,000 Iraqis. I'll leave it to you to tell me what that accomplished.
I will tell what was accomplished. We got rid of Saddam and his murdering sons who were responsible for millions of deaths.
Bush used AF1 77 times to fly to Texas. And he was on vacation more than any President in history, including Obama.
Tell me that at the end of Obama's term. He is only half way through.
Next,...........
Michelle was at the White House, not in Beverly Hills.
Next.
[@Kiddance - Nice job editing your post whining about M. Obama flying to Beverly Hills so she could present an Oscar, and the cost of the flight and extra police. You should leave that up so there's evidence of your serious lack of research skills.]
In other words, you still can't post any facts about the finances.
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_FAIL_:
You know you are right. Bush Jr. entertained significantly more than all previous presidents and he did it while demanding only the finest.
He took twice as many vacations as the Obamas. He and Laura always took separate planes so they could go back and forth to Hawaii, I mean Texas, costing millions.
Laura Bush is nothing more than a murdering bitch. She could never hold a candle to Michelle and her elegance, beauty, perfect figure, designer wardrobe and mind-blowing intellect. She has never presented an Oscar like Michelle either so that makes her a fucking loser.
RE: the Washington Examiner story about the parties - it's interesting that the article cannot make direct comparisons to previous administrations because, as it states:
"Data for state dinner costs under Bush were unavailable because he signed an executive order in 2001 that put all presidential documents under seal for five years after a chief executive leaves office.
Spokesmen for the presidential libraries of Clinton and President George H.W. Bush were unable to locate data for dinners held in those years.
State dinner costs are a closely guarded secret, the officials said, because of concern about offending governments whose dignitaries receive less opulent bashes than others."
A few convenient facts that you left out. Hmmmm, wonder why Bush signed that order? I guess we'll have to wait a little while to find out.
And I STILL don't see any information showing me a breakdown of $1.4 billion worth of PERSONAL expenses. Source please? I suspect it leads back to Robert Keith Gray's ‘Presidential Perks Gone Royal’. Yet Gray doesn't say where the total came from, but he did say that the $1.4billion was “total cost of the presidency”, not PERSONAL expenses as you maintain. Interestingly (isn't it always?) this paper shows that the cost of running the White House was actually $1,592,875,254. And oh yeah, that was for 2008, under Bush. Hmmmmm.
http://whitehousetransitionproject.org/resources/briefing/Patterson-Cost...
And while we are engaging in character assassination, I've always been curious about the fact that Laura Bush was directly responsible for the death of a teenager when she herself was 17 and ran a stop sign while driving. Yet, she did not attend the funeral or contact the deceased parents. She even tries to blame it on the type of car that the other kid was driving, in an oh so passive-aggressive way. Classy.
Thank you PFK for your wisdom.
You are a blessing and voice of intelligence and common sense.
For you _fail_ on Obama's out-of-control lavish spending on our dime:
http://washingtonexaminer.com/spending-on-white-house-dinners-soars-unde...
Miss Jane Texas: Where to even begin on Michele & Barack's Obama's philosophical beliefs in communism and socialism: first of all have you heard of Frank Marshall Davis who was probably Obama's biological father and mentor throughout his childhood? He was a card-carrying Communist.
http://obamaism.blogspot.com/
http://dailycaller.com/2012/07/15/obamas-influential-communist-mentor/
As to the Obama's hating America, have you heard of Reverend Jeremiah Wright? They attended his church for 20 YEARS EVERY SUNDAY, listening to this insane lunatic.
Finally, for all you libs, it wouldn't matter if every tidbit of information on the Obama's beliefs and how they want to reshape this country into a communist model was seved to you on a golden platter. You would never believe it because your minds are closed to what is going on. Only, when you are older and have had many years to reflect upon the Obama years, will you perhaps realize the mistake of your youth. But do it before you are put on the death list to be terminated because there isn't any money for geriatic care.
Here is something interesting:
http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/2013-02-22/news/fl-doctor-shortage-medi...
Regarding Good Kiddance post - Yeah Dog, list Mooch Hell's accomplishments as First Lady. I'm dying to know! And please explain how going into Afghanistan to get the piece of shit that was responsible for the murder of 3,000 of our fellow citizens is war-mongering? Please explain how it is war-mongering to go into a country (with majority congressional support I might add) headed by a tyrannical asshole who refused inspections for WMDs after British Intelligence informed our relevant elected officials that he had purchased yellow-cake uranium? How is taking out a piece of shit who had already killed thousands of HIS OWN PEOPLE with poisonous gas (hint: WMDs! WMDs! WMDs!) war-mongering?
Yeah, Obama withdrew troops from Iraq (the unfair war!) long after he promised he would and now Al Quaeda is all over the place but no matter because we're now involved in Libya's mess! He's going to take us out of Afghanistan, too, but only after he has officially recognized the Taliban all snuggled up in an internationally recognized office forced on and located in Qatar. He gave control of the women's shelters and schools to Karzai a long time ago and ordered our troops not to shoot anyone trying to kill them so we may as well get the hell out.
Do you know why 9/11 '01 happened? Well, you see, the S.S. Cole was attacked, our embassies in Tanzania and Kenya were bombed, and our military housing complex in Saudi Arabia was bombed, all during Bill Clinton's presidency. And Osama Bin Laden was behind them all! And when Billy was offered Bin Laden's head on a platter by the very countries sheltering him, old fellatio-getting Bill refused! All of that liberal hand-wringing - the humanitarian security in Somalia that turned to shit when he handed control over to the U.N., the genocide in Rwanda, and of course his understanding of and compassion towards Osama's rage. But when it came to the citizens of the country he was sworn to protect you get dead kids in Waco and a dead family at Ruby Ridge. Oh, and 260 dead due to Timothy McVeigh, who acted in revenge for Waco but no matter because Clinton knew all he had to do was blame Rush Limbaugh. Typical liberal president: put yourself and your ideology first and your country last.
Submitted by pfk on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 9:44pm.
I don't need to google anything, hon. Thanks though. You make a claim, back it up. I'm still waiting...
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Miss Jane - Google is your friend. Anita Dunn sucked Mao dick. Read the works of Cass Sunstein, research who Obama's mentors were. We just gave 2 failed, tax-payer subsidized, Obama-donor-run "green" businesses to China at the low low price of "making sure the suspiciously Al Gore-like stockholders get theirs!" But we tax-payers... ? :(
_fall_ - I see that your link doesn't summarize the total costs of Michelle and Obama's whole WH for fiscal year 2011 like it does for Bush's 2008 WH. Are you smart enough to guess why? Since you didn't seem to notice that tiny little omission I would venture to guess that you're not, so let me spell it out for you: that 1.4 billion dollar price tag dumped onto the taxpayer was strictly Obama and Michelle's PERSONAL expenses. Their constant trips and vacations, Michelle's 15 personal assistants (compared to Laura's 2. Actually I believe it was more like 1), their celebrity studded parties and campaign fund-raisers, Michelle's designer wardrobe, Obama's golf adventures... Please ask your eye-opening news source - Little Green Footballs was it? - to summarize the Obama 2011 WH as they did with the Bush 2008 WH. Then ask them to publish the cost of Obama's 2012 WH when those numbers are tabulated. With his constant campaigning all over the fucking GLOBE and nonexistent leadership in Washington D.C. I can guarantee it will be a doozy.
LAXpat - was Michelle the one who told her husband to remove the work requirement from welfare checks? If she was then I think you should know that the obesity problem in America will only get worse now that every welfare recipient can just sit on their already huge ass and not even have to pretend to look for a job. Is she responsible for any strings tied to food stamps that require recipients only be able to purchase healthy, fresh food and NOTHING BUT FOOD? None that I'm aware of.
These smarter-than-you/do-as-i-say-and-not-as-i-do statists dance preciously on entertainment shows while stealthily shoving their "concerned" progressive dicks into every aspect of American lives. Since the first of the year Obamacare has artificially raised the price of private, employer-provided QUALITY health insurance to inaccessible levels and is forcing grocery stores to list the grams of fat, salt, carbs, sugar and fuckall in their homemade broccoli salad, an Obamacare regulation that will add 1 billion dollars to the cost of the food selling business - and because food markets only have a profit margin of 1% that cost will be passed on to the consumers (who don't give a shit and if they do they already know what they should be eating without the government's "help").
The only responsibility - NOT RIGHT! NOT BUSINESS! - Obama (NOT MICHELLE!) has concerning anyone's weight is how the tax-paying citizens' money is being spent in the name of "compassion". Obama is only an executive after all. His job is to make sure the Constitution is followed, the laws upheld, and our government run efficiently. Oh, and ensuring the safety and financial security of our nation, too. But Michelle and her hubby will never consider the responsibility of spending OUR MONEY because they are not feeding the starving masses. They are buying votes. And, btw, kids could get a lot more exercise, and do it the way God intended, if they could just play in their own front yards without having to worry about some baby raper recently let off with a wrist slap from some liberal judge cruising through neighborhoods looking for fresh meat.
(Oh, did you hear about the latest law - oops, I mean 'guideline' since bureaucrats are not supposed to make laws. Only our elected officials can pass laws although it would appear somebody needs to inform Obama of that meaningless little constitutional factoid even though he supposedly taught Constitutional law - to come out of Obama's EEOC? Employers will be sued if they refuse to hire felons! Not just felons, though. MINORITY felons! No background checks and the employer must prove s/he was not being discriminatory if someone else was hired over the MINORITY felon! Now kids in daycare won't even be free to play in their cribs without some liberal dick up their privates! Felons - another liberal voting block and creating more of the mentally ill little buggers every second!)
Submitted by _fail_ on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 5:53pm.
I am still waiting for Kiddances sources on his China claim yesterday. Still have nothing...SHOCKING. I wouldn't hold my breath!
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Do you have a source to back up your claims Kiddance?
Here's one refuting your assertions, which says that the Bush presidency cost more per year:
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/40980_About_That_Taxpayers_Spent_$1.4_Billion_on_Obama_Family_Last_Year_Fake_Outrage
Dog
I wasnt referring to personal expenses.
I was referring to his and her over the top entertaining expenses that are paid by us.
Look at the number and extravagance compared to any prior president.
Obamas have gone above and beyond anything ever witnessed in history at a time when modesty would be in keeping with our state of affairs.
Submitted by Good Kiddance on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 3:46pm.
You obviously don't know much about what federal law states about White House parties and how they are paid for. Even if you did, you'd know that when entertaining at that level, ALL presidents' wives do it lavishly because that's how they are feted in other countries. So I'll educate you. Yes, the taxpayers do fund state dinners and such but any personal dinner parties, outtings, grocery bills, movies, are ALL charged back to the President's salary. The government pays his salary but his family's and their guests' expenses, which include dinner parties not deemed official, are expensed back to him in a bill he gets at the end of every month. Want a laugh? Google Nancy Reagan's reaction when she got the first bill after her first month in the WH. Her shock and outrage are classics. And please. Don't give me the "taxpayers pay his salary" crap. That's funded through Treasury.
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Dog:
So Laura Bush was a nobody huh?
What exactly has our present first lady done except to spend exactly in the same manner that Marie Antoinette did throwing the most lavish parties with the rarest wines and foods and take vacations at the drop of a hat?
Spell out what this bitch has done to better our country and not just spend our tax dollars?
Give me humble Laura anyday over this self-entitled narcissistic diva.
She looks great! I do think she has a side to her that isn't too flattering. I also see Obama and Michele eventually divorcing unless they just work out a Public together/Private Apart agreement. I get the feeling he is far more down-to-earth and gets pretty fed up with her diva self.
Submitted by bambam on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 6:45pm.
Whamo, haven't you figured out yet that Poopele is a liberal gay black man and just can't handle it??? In reality, old Poopy loves the Obamas, hates Rush, has rainbow paw prints on his Prius, and still drinks Zima?????
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Whoa, whoa, whoaaaaah! Why's he gotta be on my side of the racial fence? We don't wanna claim him. Okay, put him in an interracial relationship and owner of a yorkie and and a shitzu and we'll call it even.
And the zima card, that was just low. lols
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THANK YOU bambam! i certainly was not consulted on any dlisted racial draft. if we have to draft any of ya' it's not going to be that asshat!
btw, we're interested in a TW-Wu trade if you are asian people. that one did not work out quite as well as we anticipated...
Edit to fix link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDfcbaSGzwA
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by pfk on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 2:43pm.
Nobody was talking about Laura Bush, and maybe you shouldn't talk about cowardly war-mongers without mentioning Barrack.
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That's because Laura WAS a nobody whose sole existence was based on being Dubya's wife. Her one contribution was her concern for libraries, which I stand behind, but she didn't actually DO anything like the present FLOTUS does. And for whatever reason, your ignorance is showing, honey. Bush and Cheney were the war-mongers (Cheney still is). President Obama has been WITHDRAWING troops but I guess your little pee brain (not a typo and it stays) can't conceive of that.
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I've noticed this thread has become somewhat of an Open Post. It seemed to take that turn after some links to The Real Michelle were given, lol. I've also noticed that it's mostly the same few posters occupying the thread. The Michelle and Obama Fan Club has lost some members, huh? I guess some people don't want to comment negatively but they sure as hell aren't going to post anything positive about Our First Lady the Despot, either.
I really like you ethang, even though I know I'm one of the political assholes you're disgusted with.
IHateCharityChic - Michelle's big hospital job in Chicago consisted of figuring out ways to dump uninsured er patients onto public hospitals. You know, those tax-payer funded hospitals horrendously run by the government, the perfect examples of what we're all going to get with Obamacare? I'll bet some of them died too!!! I love how libs always try to deflect and blame and accuse. Nobody was talking about Laura Bush, and maybe you shouldn't talk about cowardly war-mongers without mentioning Barrack. However, if you (unlike Good Kiddance) truly care about the people of this country then maybe you should read some of the books published by the legal scholar Cass Sunstein, one of Obama's Czars. He is a Czar because what he believes would never have gotten him passed Congress, even a filibuster proof Democrat-controlled Congress since getting Congressional approval would have meant public proceedings. His beliefs should stand your hair on end. That is, if you truly care about the people of this country.
Submitted by Tyroan on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 11:47pm.
Our amazing First Lady with legit dance moves? CHECK!
Our token conservatives hatin'? CHECK!
a beautiful day in the neighborhood, as always whenever THE PRESIDENT AND FIRST LADY OF THE UNITED STATES FOR THE PAST FOUR YEARS AND FOR THE NEXT DAYUM FOUR YEARS [AND THEY ALSO HAVE A BLACK DOG IN THE WHITE HOUSE OH MY GOD] are mentioned on dlisted
*borrows Few Words's avi for a second*
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re: the bar licensing -- what joe shmoe and what Lucifer Sam said.
imo the Dougie is old -- i swear that dance was out in the 70s, around the same time "the penguin" came out, the legs part is "the penguin," the upper body is coming from another dance ...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Oh, for Pete's sake, did ANYONE here listen to the introduction? Does anyone "get" what Michelle Obama's platform/"focus work" has been for the last 4+ years?
Michelle Obama's work has been on tackling the obesity epidemic (yes, *epidemic*). It hasn't been simply about "healthy eating" or "telling people what to eat". The obesity epidemic is literally killing this country. Yeah, it's more traditional for a First Lady to focus on education or literacy or something like that...but nobody's going to read or get educated if there's no money for libraries and schools because huge amounts of cash are going to pay for the healthcare of tens of millions of people with severe health problems due to obesity.
This skit is actually a way in which MO *is* performing her duties...she's putting movement and exercise in a positive light...people will remember it, and maybe--just maybe--they'll get up and move more. Exercise isn't all about going to the gym or fitness videos...dancing, for example, is exercise.
End of lecture.
**Edited to add: I love this video...I'm not even a mom!
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I think Michelle looks better than she ever has in this video. Certainly far slimmer than she was when she started her whole ("I know better than you"/threatening non-unionized Walmart/feeding-"poor"-school-kids-night-time-lobster-meals-using-tax-payer-dollars-because-their-"poor"-parents-spend-their-tax-payer-provided-food-stamps-on-booze-cigarettes-crack-strippers-and-gambling-while-hubby's-administration-uses-more-tax-payer-dollars-to-advertise-more-food-stamp-give-aways) "healthy eating" campaign. I guess too many people noticed her "do as I say and not as I do" rear end and out of all the hypocrisy coming out of the WH that was the only bit taken to heart by anyone residing in that branch of government.
LOW BUDGET BYTCH - nobody was talking about Obama's thesis. His thesis is under lock & key where nobody can see it. It is Michelle's thesis that is being discussed here, and it wasn't written in legalese. It was apparently written in the language of Rev. "God Damn America!!!" Wright/Black Liberation Theology. You know, the language of their pastor of 20 years?
Tyroen - please give an example of a "culturally" biased exam. Would a culturally NON biased exam go something like "Pimp Poop had a stable of 10 hos. After he beats 1 to death, loses 2 to drug overdoses, and adds 1 12-year-old runaway, how many does he have?" Or should that have been written in the Eubonic language? I must say, it was one of Obama's greatest and most heroic moments when one of his first acts as our President was to slash the D.C. school voucher program so that all of those dumb-as-rocks unionized, Democrat-voting/Democrat-donating inner-city teachers could continue to teach NON biased culture! He did this in spite of the severe disappointment and bewilderment voiced by the private school faculties who saw how well the voucher kids responded to getting a good education, the severe despair of the parents who worked hard to pay for what the vouchers would not cover, and the severe downward spiral that the futures of these kids would take after they were sucked back into the abysmal cesspool of liberal principals and ideology. Our bravest President by far!
I can completely understand the u did not build that comment from her husband.If life has given you everything these 2 people have received. It would be your belief system. Free college. Great Jobs. Perks galore.Why not try and spread that around? I would be smiling if I felt the same.Dancing and acting silly.
Rome could burn.Life would be fair. We could work as little as them and still take long expensive vacations. Eat great food. Golf every other day. Buy 600 dollar sneakers.Hang out with uneducated Hollywood actors. Never do our job. Miss deadlines. Lie about anything and everything. Blame others for our failings. Be worshiped and adored for doing nothing.Sign me the f up.
Submitted by LOW BUDGET BYTCH on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 10:49am.
Obama's thesis - it probably does suck but legal writing is an entirely different animal, decipherable only by trained legal minds - it's a form of job security for lawyers.
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Uh, sorry, her thesis was not legal writing. It was written her senior year at Princeton. Michelle went to law school at Harvard.
You don't need a "trained legal mind" to read her paper.
A public school 8th grade graduate would be MORE than adequate to understand this piece of underwhelming garbage.
Submitted by LOW BUDGET BYTCH on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 10:49am.
And to all you young'uns who might be considering a law degree, don't.
That is silly. A law degree is an extremely useful thing to have whatever your aspirations, and it is very transferable to careers in other fields. Certainly it is better than some piece of shit "social sciences" degree.
Submitted by LOW BUDGET BYTCH on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 10:49am And to all you young'uns who might be considering a law degree, don't. The market sucks.
My daughter is 2nd year. She has wanted to be a lawyer since H.S. We the People. She does worry and so does her parents about the job market and massive depts.
My mother was convinced I was going to be a lawyer because I debated everything. Not.
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cute video.
all the carping about whether she is a lawyer or not - major buzzkill.
Having a JD does not make you a lawyer. In most jurisdictions you have to pass the bar and being in good standing to have a license. There are CLE requirements to maintain your active status with the Bar. You can temporarily suspend, or retire from practice. Not a big deal. Anyone who complaining about someone not wanting to practice law has clearly never done so. I did for over a decade. It's boring as hell. And to all you young'uns who might be considering a law degree, don't. The market sucks.
Obama's thesis - it probably does suck but legal writing is an entirely different animal, decipherable only by trained legal minds - it's a form of job security for lawyers.
The patronage jobs - that's the American way, and especially the Chicago way. Life ain't fair - suck it up.
Hating white folks -- don't know what's in her heart. But even if she does hate white people as a group, I'm sure she makes a couple of exceptions for a lucky few ("You're not like those other whites...")
Submitted by parkerj on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 10:40am.
This past election is the first one where I noticed that I had no idea what either candidate was going to do if elected because they were too busy snarking on each other. I know a guy who said trying to decide who to vote for is like trying to decide which STD he'd want to pick up after a night of heavy drinking. The lesser of two evils.
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 10:24am.
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You're making an awfully large assumption that Poopy has a life outside of window-licking and lighting incense in front of an autographed picture of Rush Limbaugh or, as I like to call him, Tush Dimbulb.
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Maybe so, I just hate the partisanship babble... the twisting of everything the other side does into something nefarious, the character destruction. What a tremendous waste of time and effort. The world is not liberal vs. conservative. Its been way more complex than that. Most of these hater trolls are unwittingly spewing old-ass, outdated ideologies that doesn't fucking apply, let alone work in today's globalized market place.
Submitted by parkerj on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 10:16am.
People are so ignorant, they'd rather make up trash than get the facts. Go do something else with your life besides being an internet hate troll.
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You're making an awfully large assumption that Poopy has a life outside of window-licking and lighting incense in front of an autographed picture of Rush Limbaugh or, as I like to call him, Tush Dimbulb.
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People are so ignorant, they'd rather make up trash than get the facts. Go do something else with your life besides being an internet hate troll.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
Poopele, you don't make sense outside the little world you live in.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
Submitted by Good Kiddance on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 9:50pm.
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Thank you for explaining all that. I think.
You're in a muddle with this part:
"I told you all of this so that you’d understand the reason that both Michelle and Barack Obama “lost” their law licenses is because they didn’t want or need their law licenses ever again; these two had no intention of ever working as lawyers again, so there was no reason to keep the law licenses or go through the expense and continual education requirements that would entail."
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You're right that voluntarily requesting that your law licence be inactivated is something you do if you don't anticipate practicing law for a while. It makes no sense to keep paying steep annual fees for liability insurance, bar fees etc; (just those fees alone run into thousands of dollars annually). There's nothing sinister about inactivating your licence and reactivating it is not generally a complicated thing. It makes sense to inactivate it if you're not practicing for some reason.
However, voluntarily inactivating your licence to practice is not the same as 'losing' your licence. Losing your licence means the Bar Association takes it from you as a disciplinary measure. Sometimes a lawyer is suspended from practice for a period of time and then will be allowed to resume practising. In more serious cases, they are disbarred and they lose their licence to practice law.
Michelle Obama did not 'lose' her licence to practice law and neither did she 'surrender' it.
The Bar Record states that she is 'voluntarily inactive.' She is still a lawyer -- albeit a non-practising one. If the Bar Association of Illinois disbars her and takes away her licence, which they haven't done, then she would no longer be permitted to practice law and would not be able describe herself as a lawyer.
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