The "Over The Moon" Watch: Kim And Kanye Are Having A Girl
That sound you're hearing in you right ear is Pimp Mama Kris screaming with joy over getting a new one to pimp out on the stroll and that sound you're hearing in your left ear is Kim's fetus wailing at thought of inheriting all of the shitty sausage casings her mother calls clothes. Because UsWeekly says that Kanye Kardashian and Kim Kardashian found out that she's having a girl. The news that Kim and Kanye are procreating together is bad enough, but UsWeekly's source had to make it worse by dropping an OTM violation on our eyes. The source just had to say that these two are over Kim's ass about having a baby girl to pimp out:
"They're over the moon!" a source close to the first-time parents-to-be tells Us. "Kanye always wanted a girl."
The couple's daughter, due in July, will no doubt be very well dressed. "If anyone knows Kanye, they just know how into fashion he is, and I think he's going to have things specially made," Kim said of the rapper and fashion designer on Jimmy Kimmel Live in January. "So I don't think hand-me-downs are going to work."
"He is so excited," she gushed. "It's really cute how excited he is."
That tortured child is already going to have to deal with being named Krisonda (Kris + Donda) Kardashian and she'll also to have to deal with all the jacked up clothes that Kanye is going to throw on her body. I hope Baby Krisonda likes wearing leather onesies, ostrich feather ponchos, python skin caftans, suede diapers and dresses so tight that she'll have to learn how to burp through her butt.
Here's the future Mother of the Year burning eyes with her knocked up kamel toe while leaving the gym yesterday.
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I guess she never thought how a fake ass would look once her pregnancy hormones would kick in, its gonna get even freakier than this!! its gonna be a total freak show watching these fake ass chick get lumpy big blocky fat asses once they decide to have children! funny!!!
I think Karmelkorn would be a lovely name
mmmmm karmelcorn...mmmmm.....droool......(a la Homer Simpson)
"she turned away, what was she looking at? She was a Sour Girl the day that she met me"
STP No. 4
KKK only got pregnant for the money and attentions. Pair of fucken fame whores. And that mother needs a punch on the busted ass nose.
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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"
I'll take this stunt queen's bag, though.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 7:51am.
Is she carrying the baby in her cameltoe?
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hahahahaha!
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Submitted by blueangel on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 3:01pm.
She looks no different than usual. Paris Hilton described her shape as a trash bag filled with cottage cheese.
Probably the only time I agreed with Paris Hilton. She nailed that description perfectly.
She looks no different than usual. Paris Hilton described her shape as a trash bag filled with cottage cheese. A person can achieve that shape by moving as little as possible for many years (and getting their stomach lipo'd). The only reason she's making an appearance at the gym now is for a photo op. IMO the Kardashians are all trash.
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Hekki, nu-uh! Kanye taught Kim how to be private! they won't sell the baby pics!!
*rolls eyes*
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Submitted by RandéSleepover: "The odds of Kanye's still being around or culturally relevant by the time princess is five: Zero."
That's what I was thinking. But (hopefully) he'll still have the kash for the child support. That's all Kim kares about, anyway.
She and Kris are going to wrest control of that child from him so fast, his head's gonna spin. And if you're a real parent, you have to make decisions regarding your child TOGETHER. It can be a real eye-opener. I wonder what kind of tantrums these douchebags are going to have when they can't agree which leather onesie little Kimye will wear that day, or which magazine to give the exclusive photos to...
morning mike! lol
Kim was a beautiful little girl. I really hope the baby gets his features. She has too much chance of being good looking with Kim's genes.
Yes, that is mean. But I don't care. lol
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My name for baby name: Kashkowne.
I didn't look pregnant at 5 months. It just depends how you carry the baby. Some carry higher and it takes a little longer to show, you just get thicker for a time.
I'm not going to make fun of a woman gaining weight while pregnant. But, if she is faking it for attention, then all bets are off.
It's gonna be bad, like the baby camel Blue Ivy or tater head. This one will be a fishface with a huge ass and the baby will be born ass first out of Kim's ass. ASS!!!!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 9:11pm.
I got it! Kassiopeia! To prove they are all well - read in the Classics and mythology and shit.
Plus, it has "pee" in it!
lol! I love it.
When I saw Kris on the cover of some tabloid with the headline "My Mistakes as a Parent," my immediate reaction was EVERYTHING. Kim is of course very proud of herself being a legally married woman having a baby by another man. May I add I seriously believe she is having a baby by him to ensure she has an income source for when she is a few years older, and her cash stream dries up.
Submitted by jackie on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 9:46am.
It's hard for me to imagine what this baby could look like without looking at Kim's old pics. It could go either way, the Bobbi Kristina/rumor willis/alexa joel route...
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You forget Blue Ivy
Yea from the few pics I've seen she could be a little jay-zish. Atleast she'll be rich.
It's hard for me to imagine what this baby could look like without looking at Kim's old pics. I keep forgetting what her natural features looked like. It could go either way, the Bobbi Kristina/rumor willis/alexa joel route or the zoe kravitz route. Yes zoe kravitz was the only beautiful celeb daughter i could think of right now lol, i know there's more out there though.
The odds of Kanye's still being around or culturally relevant by the time princess is five: Zero.
They do realize that girls typically resemble the dad? This kid is going to be all Khipmunk Kheeks and Ass. Odds are not good. Kanye is as ugly as it gets.
He didn't want a girl. Especially with Blue Ivy having just dropped last year.
Is she carrying the baby in her cameltoe?
That baby doesn't stand a chance. Firstly, it is going to have a fucking ginormous ass. Secondly, it is going to be a whore by the time it is 13, possibly pregnant by some "rapper", most certainly full of STDs and piss. Thirdly, the mother is the vainest, most selfish sack of fucking shit on this earth, and will not stand to be "competed with" by a baby girl, so already it is accumulating a bunch of incurable self esteem problems. And that's before we take into consideration the demonic grandmother. Good luck, kid. I hope by the time you are older money really can buy happiness.
Have I told you lately how delicious your evil bile is? Thanks I totally needed this today. :-D
The baby is for photo ops and for her income so she does not have to worry about "working,"not that she has ever done that a day in her life. I give the baby a year. Kim will give it away because she finds all the crying inconvenient to her.
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Submitted by CokeyBloke on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 7:03pm.
Codered:
seriously for boys, I like Nathan (Nathaniel) and Lukas. Brendan, James and Jayden (I know it's Brit Brit's kids name but I'd leave out the double first name tag), Caylum or Kalan or Kallan (but I don't like Calvin, so close for me) if more eccentric and still serious.
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I like the names well enough, the spelling choices on a few of them kind of hurt my face a little though.
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Thank you, I didn't know what to go with(''C'' or ''K''). there's no need to fear the ''K'' just cuz of this overbearing clan.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 7:03pm.
Codered:
seriously for boys, I like Nathan (Nathaniel) and Lukas. Brendan, James and Jayden (I know it's Brit Brit's kids name but I'd leave out the double first name tag), Caylum or Kalan or Kallan (but I don't like Calvin, so close for me) if more eccentric and still serious.
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I like the names well enough, the spelling choices on a few of them kind of hurt my face a little though.
The woman has no idea does she,
"So I don't think hand-me-downs are going to work."
Umm 'scuse me darls but kids for decades have done pretty well with hand-me-downs..really hand-me-downs
is something she should be used to,KanYAY ain't exactly factory fresh and neither is she...fkn MOLL!.
Does it look like I've given up the meth?
Tevness.
Sloppy seconds
Kayonda or Keyonda. for their baby would be more realistic.
there go my dashed (no pun intended) hopes for Koncepcion.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 7:03pm.
Codered:
seriously for boys, I like Nathan (Nathaniel) and Lukas. Brendan, James and Jayden (I know it's Brit Brit's kids name but I'd leave out the double first name tag), Caylum or Kalan or Kallan (but I don't like Calvin, so close for me) if more eccentric and still serious.
Good choices! I like Caylum and Callan for super traditional, and Nathan, Brendan and James as well.
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getting back late again, hope you let us know.
Yes, If I ever were pregnant with a boy I would consider Nathan and Caylum or Callan. Brendan and James are also good names. If I were to go with the Irish traditional names Caylum would be a neat transition from the traditional Callum (or Callan too). It's a good name. His nick name may be ''K'' (no relation to that klan, obviously). Nathan would be ''Nate'' also good.
Let us know please, I for one would like to know your first name pick.
OT: as for Kim, like MK would, I hope they go for Koncepcion! It's innovation with a twist!
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Pimp Mama Kris is busy hunting down a little black kid she can put under contract to piss on baby kashkow karTRASHian in a couple years when she is ready to film the first in a long line of sex tapes.
How about Krap?
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Great snap--I'm gonna put that in my pocket for later use.
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Submitted by tojo on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 11:14pm.
Is there a god damn buffet in that gym or what? She comes out fatter than she goes in!
Its so special, and to think it all started when kayne had a couple of men help him masturbate into a turkey baster to make that dream come true.
From where I sit, MK, you can save money on those kim pictures because they are too ugly so I don't look at them.
Is she really preggo?
They should name the baby Kashkoweena or KeeplooKingatuswehadaKid.
Is there a god damn buffet in that gym or what? She comes out fatter than she goes in!
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I'm fascinated how one gains so much weight in their behind...
Submitted by blaase on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 7:27pm.
I hope that baby girl gets his face...
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His face and a concave ass.
Will this unholy child be named Kanyeta? Kimye? Ewww...
They'll name her Kate, just like the princess. And these pictures are officially why I never want to get lipo, as they clearly explain how she got her butt in the first place.
LoL @ Island girl, except for the fact that's how I actually read it!
they can have all of ivy blue's hand-me-downs.
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but, then again, what do i know?
A child with the brains and looks of Kimye. Sometimes God is cruel.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
I got it! Kassiopeia! To prove they are all well - read in the Classics and mythology and shit.
Plus, it has "pee" in it!
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This is the last worthless evening
That you'll have to spend
Just gimme a chance
To show you how to love again
I bet Khloe is livid over this. She's been trying to conceive and can't, and here's her slutbag sister, faking a pregnancy, and likely preparing to fake a miscarriage. Bitch.
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If she indeed fakes a miscarriage, I hope off camera Khloe curb stomps her fat ass. I kinda predict that coming too. Who gets that fat at 5 months pregnant almost and not have ANY baby "bump" showing. She will prob do it so she can say the stress of the trial for her divorce killed her baby. She will probably even sue Kris.
Submitted by blaase on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 7:27pm.
I hope that baby girl gets his face...
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Oh man wouldn't that just be the ultimate revenge of the famewhoring Karma Gods!? Don't get me wrong I wish nothing but a healthy child for them but can you imagine if the kid is so hideous looking that they are beyond embarrassed to show her face!? Eyes about an inch apart, big giant jumbo ears, big giant jumbo bum, super long arms, red hair, freckles, one GIANT toof right in the middle of the mouth and one of those kids that are 100lbs when they're a 1-1/2 years old! All the tabs make THEM pay for putting the kid on their front covers and when they do take the picture it's from 35 feet away.