Saturday, February 23rd 2013
Taylor Lautner And Patrick Schwarzenegger Left A Party Together...
Isn't that how most twink porn fanfictions start....
Two members of the Exes of Taylor Swift Club left a pre-Oscar party in Brentwood last night and I'm sure they were just going somewhere quiet to spill the tea about Taylor Swift into each other's ears. Taylor Lautner, who's looking buffer than Madonna's clit, showed up to the party by himself and afterward, his friend Patrick Schwarzenegger jumped into his Fisker and the two drove off. I am really disappointed in myself for not typing "Fister" instead of "Fisker." My talent at making typos has failed me.
And to answer the question in your head, I think they flip flop.
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PS has such a tiny head.
Submitted by lislop on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 2:16pm.
Good question, but what did the Osbourne kids, the Hiltons or the Turdashians did too?
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Patrick is desperate to be in the limelight. What does he do besides having famous parents?
Damn you Taylor! I am now officially a dirty old woman. Wanna play Demi and Ashton?
*miou*
Submitted by BrownHankyWithW...: "http://www.vh1.com/celebrity/bwe/images/2011/12/TAYLOR-LAUTNERS-GAY-HAND...
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I rest my case.
They deff swapped DNA later on that night. Hot.
Submitted by TBH on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 11:58am.
Can't two guys hang out together without being accuse of being gay? lol.
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T-rex got labeled "McConogay" after hanging out with Lance all the time for the same reason. They could've picked any starfucker who'd throw themselves at them, yet they chose to go back home together, often to the same place.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Who said Taylor dated Taylor? Is that what her diary says? So far she hasn't released a song about him. She wanted a someone to hang out, be seen and do shopping with and who isn't totally interested in sex, basically a girlfriend with a penis. He was all that, I'm not sure why it didn't work out.
Paddy may not be fully aware of his intentions. Perhaps this is the Taylor he was looking for all along, who knows? :D
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
i have a feeling this is the answer to a blind item.
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Can't two guys hang out together without being accuse of being gay? lol.
Taylor Lautner looks practically hunchbacked in these photos. He just seems like such an awkward, over-grown child to me. I question Patrick Schwarzenegger's taste.
http://www.vh1.com/celebrity/bwe/images/2011/12/TAYLOR-LAUTNERS-GAY-HAND...
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"Oh you little bitch troll from hell!" -- Patsy Stone
Two real really good looking guys. Lol at the Taylor Swwift Club...I'm sure jake wouldn't mind being in the backseat of that car
@ "I've never heard of him dating anyone except Taylor Swift."
He had another girlfriend (no celebrity).
Possible that Taylor is gay but nevertheless it's downright ridiculous to claim guys are gay everytime 2 guys go to a party together. You never go out with same sex pals!?
at least the Taylors, lautner and swift, have something in common now.
they have bonked a kennedy.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 8:25am.
So Patrick smokes pole & packs fudge?!!
Well, like father..like son!!
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Right, because closeted homosexual men are always knocking up the maids in secret.
poor taylor, now that breaking hymen 2 has finished, he gots nothing else.
not that he should complain, he would have cashed up during the twilight thing.
should just go to a secluded island somewhere and buy lots of man whores to bonk, instead of fucking with the terminator's son.
"I'll be (bare)back"
tuuduunntuuddunn tuuduunnnduunn *hums terminator theme*
So Patrick smokes pole & packs fudge?!!
Well, like father..like son!!
omg lets totally do 69 on each other..but its not gay though.
Submitted by Anita Bidet on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 7:17pm.
Taylor Lautner has dated as many celebrities as Taylor Swift but nobody calls him a slut
I've never heard of him dating anyone except Taylor Swift.
pou chika bou bou
Gay y'all. Just accept it. Next year they'll be talking about their gestating child in Ellen Page.
Taylor Latner looks like a mouthbreather. What a hick!
Whichever publicist is being paid to try so hard to make Patrick Schwarzenegger happen, just stop. It's never gonna happen ... isn't your dignity worth something?
arnold's kid is a girly man
handsome fellas. Go for it, babies :)
Submitted by CodeRed on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 5:44pm.
Yeah, eventually I just roll my eyes. Usually these people are identified as gay just because "everybody knows so!" and "people in the business know about it!", and people just parrot the same old shit without anything behind it. Usually people on the web will immediately label you a homophobe or a fangirl/boy if you say you don't think someone is gay.
And then there's the people who are fetishizing gays, which is weird to me. Like "Oh, he's hot, I hope he's gay! It would be a shame if he were straight."
Re: Taylor, I don't know what he likes, nor do I care. Really he seems almost asexual to me, I get nothing from him whatsoever.
All I know about Schwarzenegger is that he's Ah-nuld's son, and... well, I got nothin'. That's everything I know
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by vsminimoose on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 7:35pm.
Yeah, that's the difference. We can IGNORE who he dates or if he dates at all, cuz we don't have it playing in the car, at the store, on stupid audio ads...
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Schwartzenegger's son isn't bad looking. Have you seen his daughter? A beast! She could give Khloe some competition in the Sasquatch department.
What's the Lautner bloke star in again? and is that The Terminator's kid?,what does he do?.
Does it look like I've given up the meth?
Tevness.
What's your name? and what do you do in Life?".
Jane Fonda,
Barbarella.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 8:38pm.
Not gay. No more gay than many other celebrities who are burdened by nazi-type haunts. It is NO MORE acceptable to hold homosexuality against those who are straight than it is to be a Nazi haunt searching for those out of the closet.
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You mean "in the closet"? If you're going to go as far as using the term "Nazi" in your post, wouldn't you at least get the direction right?
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAH - WithinReason
I threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs. I crashed my car into a bridge - I don't care! I love it!
Not gay. No more gay than many other celebrities who are burdened by nazi-type haunts. It is NO MORE acceptable to hold homosexuality against those who are straight than it is to be a Nazi haunt searching for those out of the closet.
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Yes. I am conservative. Yes I believe in gay marriage. Yes I believe in choice for abortion... yes I believe that most people have no clue who they are dealing with...
Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
I love this story already..... waiting for more.
Submitted by Anita Bidet on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 7:17pm
Taylor Lautner has dated as many celebrities as Taylor Swift but nobody calls him a slut
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oh really ?!!
he is 21 years old and had three GF
sh is 23 years old and had 12 BF
I usually don't find Taylor Lautner hot, but here....RAWR.
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"Brows should not look like a condiment!" -MK
I think they can both do better.
"I am special and I will never be one of you." - Charlie Sheen
Submitted by Anita Bidet on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 7:17pm.
Taylor Lautner has dated as many celebrities as Taylor Swift but nobody calls him a slut
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No, sweetheart, but people call him many other things.
Not to mention....T-bone up there doesn't bitch and moan about his past relationships in shitty songs.
You don't see the difference between the two? Really?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgQ-QrCFMjs
Taylor Lautner has dated as many celebrities as Taylor Swift but nobody calls him a slut
Was Taylor born posing for the paps. He's such a natural! Snap, hands up, pose.
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wow fisker karma !!! god for you ntaylor <3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfqiMpHqhOM&feature=youtu.be
he is such a nice guy
Submitted by beb on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 6:53pm.
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Cum stains? Amatures!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Mmmmmmhummmmm...
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Taylor's jeans look like they have cum stains all over them. Someone get me a blacklight!
And the guy in the purple shirt behind him is definitely sporting a chub down below. His face in pic #4 says it all...
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAH - WithinReason
I threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs. I crashed my car into a bridge - I don't care! I love it!
I might not immediately jump to that conclusion, but hasn't Patrick been rumored to be gay for a long time now?
And I guess that I tend to assume that a large portion of Hollywood is gay. This could be stereotypical crap and ignorant of me, but aren't they sort of drawn to the arts?
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 5:58pm.
Submitted by CodeRed on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 5:44pm.
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Well, yeah, but every time we see any celebrities, whatever the gender, out together we assume they're doing it. It's not a gay thing.
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many times they're ''contract relationships'' or ''beards'' too. Like in this case posted with the past ex. Which sometimes though could be the case.
see Kristen Stewart and RPatz are on the rocks on now. Coincidence they got back together for the the third film? I think not. Many can be scams.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
That is one ugly car!
Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 6:10pm.
Haribo - I think he means they alternate top and bottom. And now I want haribos.
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Oh! Got it! Thanx a lot! As for Haribos they are tasty as hell...I love em too but unfortunately they are not good for your enamel.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Haribo - I think he means they alternate top and bottom. And now I want haribos.
I still don't think Lautner is gay. A young hip gay guy would never wear those shoes. Never.
She Stinks!
What's flip flop? Fuck?
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'