Sunday, February 24th 2013

Birthday Sluts

Emmanuelle Riva (86)
Trace Cyrus (24)
Lleyton Hewitt (32)
Floyd Mayweather, Jr. (36)
Chad Hugo (39)
Bonnie Somerville (39)
Billy Zane (47)
Kristin Davis (48)
Todd Field (49)
Michelle Shocked (52)
Paula Zahn (57)
Helen Shaver (62)
Debra Jo Rupp (62)
Edward James Olmos (66)
Rupert Holmes (66)
Barry Bostwick (68)
Paul Jones of Manfred Mann (71)
Dominic Chianese (82)
Abe Vigoda (92)

Posted by: Michael K


kikichanelconspiracy's picture

Aww! HB to Riva, Abe and the late George Harrison. I hope Riva wins tonight, although I know it's a long shot.
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Thamar's picture

HB George Harrison. Would have been 70.

While My Guitar Gently Weeps

Here Comes the Sun

My Sweet Lord

mike's picture

Michelle Shocked is 52?!?!? Jesus Christ.

Anita Bidet's picture

trace cyrus can go die in a hole

Niko's picture

Good grief, what a beauty. She looks like the love child of Vivien Leigh and Simone Signoret. Wish you a wonderful b-day, Emanuelle, and hopefully a little golden boy will be thrown in.

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elegantlady's picture

Will forever love Billy Z for staring in TftC: Demon Knight. He was hotter than fish grease in that movie. Happy BDay Billy!

EJO better not give me no gas today. He came to my high school(skin IS that bad) and tried to tell the entitle residents of the town to pronounce it San "Rah-Fah-Ell". Yeah, never happened baby.

happy bday to the other sluts, too.

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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.

CoconutCoochie's picture

I hope she wins, she was amazing.
I loved the movie, depressing for sure but also extremely touching.

JoRN's picture

Happy b-day to Abe Vigoda I loved him in Barney Miller.

Happy b-day to Kitty Foreman DJR was awsome!!!

humans_off_earth_now's picture

HB Michelle Shocked, Helen Shaver, and Uncle Junior!

HB Emanuelle Riva, and hope you win!

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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK

what a beautiful picture and lady. Good luck to her tonight. My BFF saw Amour and said it was heartbreaking.

parissucksliterally's picture

I thought it was CZJ at first glance, but I know her bday is in Sept. Why I know that, is a whole different question.

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salacious's picture

HB Billy the Inzane, he is that old? How old are his eyebrows anyway? I'm sure MK knows.

HB Mme Riva, hopefully she has shot, but I still think Chastain has it bagged. Oscars are like a political race, so it has as much to do with talent and the power of your performance as it does with being likeable and popular on a given year. I think the SNL skit backfired on Jen, but she has plenty of years ahead of her.

HB Kristin Davis, I used to think she was the hottest of the cast back in the Melrose Place days, I'm not sure she got upstaged by a horse in SATC.

HB Lleyton, who was kind of an a-hole on the court, albeit a great player.

HB to Kitty Foreman aka Alice (Frank Jr's wife). DJR is an underrated actress.

HB to Todd Field. I was not a fan of In The Bedroom. He should work more often.

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super-ette's picture

oops sorry, she's nominated for lead actress....but I think Jennifer Lawrence is going to win.

TexnDoc's picture

You know who she looks like is Vanessa Redgrave:
http://www.qxmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Vanessa-Redgrave.jp...
I would have thought it was her if MK didn't label it.

cocoebert's picture

I'm getting Shirley MacLaine realness from this pic.

parissucksliterally's picture

Abe Vigoda and Uncle Junior!!!

Happy Birthday!!!

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This is the last worthless evening
That you'll have to spend
Just gimme a chance
To show you how to love again

FrigidBarjot's picture

HBD Emmanuelle Riva!!! Hope she wins the Oscar tonight, and not because she's old but because it was an inspirational and deep and challenging role. The likes of JLaw can go down the toilets, tired of the Weinstein game, she was fine in SLP but not Oscar worthy imo!

BabyJane's picture

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. FISH!!!! LOVE YOU!

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Ecce Homo's picture

Emmanuelle Riva: beautiful gamine.

Billy Zane: the impeccably arched eyebrows of Titanic and Zoolander, and countless other films.

Debra Jo Rupp: liked her in that otherwise obnoxious 70's show (responsible for inflicting Ashton and Mila on the world).

Edward James Olmos: two words-Blade Runner.

Happy B'Day to all!
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can be a pushy broad's picture

HB Emmanuella Riva. Very pretty. Her dress is climbing up her neck. Don't like that.
HB Abe Vigoda

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

*bakes carrot cake for Trace*

I thought it was CZJ!

joe shmoe's picture

Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 11:29am.

What a pretty picture. Like Maggie Smith in her "Prime".
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Reminds me also of Catherine Zeta Jones.

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TexnDoc's picture

What a pretty picture. Like Maggie Smith in her "Prime".

Cowjam's picture

Oh, and happy birthday to Edward James Olmos. I only watched Miami Vice for him-couldn't stand the other guys.

Cowjam's picture

Best of luck to Madame Riva tonight. "Amour" bored me to tears, but she is a lovely and accomplished artist.

super-ette's picture

Yes, please - let this lady win. Christopher Plummer will probably present the best supporting actress Oscar tonight, two olds (one with a birthday today) would be awesome onstage.

BernardProfitendieu's picture

do you like Pina Coladas?

Dog's picture

Abe Vigoda - Fishay fishay!

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SANS FARDS's picture

HB to two of my favorite TV actors, Edward James Olmos and Dominic "Uncle Junior" Chianese.
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RichBitch's picture

Would be great if Emmanuelle Riva won an Oscar for 'Amour' tonight. She won't but it would be great.

Boo1212's picture

Abe Vigoda-Fish. Happy birthday!
Billy Zane, you freak. HB

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