Harvey Price Is Going To Be A Brother Again!
Katie Price announced today that soon she'll birth out the luckiest human alive who gets to call England's national treasure and earth angel Harvey Price its brother, because she's knocked up with her fourth OK! Magazine cover baby. When Katie Price married part-time stripper Kieran Hayler in the Bahamas last month, we all heard the sound of a shotgun going off and figured it was just the sanctity of marriage putting a bullet in its head. But nope, that shotgun went off, because Katie Price had a fetus in her womb when she said "I do" to her future ex-husband. Katie told The Sun today that she and Kieran weren't planning to have a baby together, but sometimes it happens when you and your piece bump crotches bareback-style.
“It’s come as a shock. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t nervous because I’ve experienced miscarriages in the past. But we’re all over the moon. The baby wasn’t part of our plan at this stage but anyone who knows me knows I’m not one for sticking to rules and plans.
I haven’t actually been sick yet but I’m already starting to feel it. I’m having to lie down a fair bit because my stomach feels like a washing machine."
This will be Kieran's first kid (that he knows of) and Katie's fourth. She has two kids, Junior and Princess Tiamamaimaiamiamaimaia, with Peter Andre and she claims that she made Harvey Price with Dwight Yorke, but I'm pretty sure she got pregnant with Harvey via immaculate conception. I read that in the Bible somewhere.
I'm going to choose to ignore that horrific OTM violation and instead congratulate the newest Price. Yes, the newest Price will have a father who will wax its chest and give it a Brazilian when it's 9 months and yes, one of the first things it will smell will be the rancid cat piss scent of his mother's self tanner, but it will have Harvey Price as a brother. And that's the greatest gift of all.
Here's Katie trying to hide her bump while going to dinner with her stripper husband on VD.
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Does this woman just ride down the street with her legs spread open holding a sign that says "any dick enter here?"
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I think Harvey is cute.
But her new piece...er...husband? She is surely old enough to be his mother? (vomits in mouth a bit...) yuck.
Price always said she wanted lots of children so she won't be lonely in her old age.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
i can't wait to see the baby's eyebrows.
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Submitted by CodeRed on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 3:16pm.
I read somewhere only lately that Harvey is blind. I don't follow her life all that much, but my heart goes out to her, no matter what personal superficial husband choices she makes, she seems like a devoted mom.
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Don't feel too sorry for her. Harvey's problems are a direct result of her doing drugs while pregnant.
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Ahhhhhhh...Katie is one of those chicks that likesto pop a kid or two with every dude she marries... Which means when this marriage ends and she marries yet again, she'll squirt out another kid..
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All I have to say is that I hope this new baby isn't as ugly as Princess.
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Why is this bitch breeding like a rabbit ? I don't understand having kids like buying a new car every two years. Damn ! Just stop breeding !
This is Katie's fourth? Considering the bfs don't seem to last very long, I'm surprised she likes to bareback with them at all. She seems to be an enterprising gal so congrats to her and the dude, I guess.
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Submitted by CodeRed on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 3:16pm.
I read somewhere only lately that Harvey is blind. I don't follow her life all that much, but my heart goes out to her, no matter what personal superficial husband choices she makes, she seems like a devoted mom.
When she was pregnant with Harvey she was photographed falling half-naked out of clubs drunk as a fucking skunk every night. It is HER fault he is disabled and she deserves only the absolute worst in life for that.
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that is terrible! even one drink can be harmful when pregnant.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
I don't think MK or anybody else here at the D ever made fun in any way of Harvey. That kid is like a treasure to MK. Something like Prince Hot Ginge.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Birth control. Use it.
I used to read all about Jordan..I'm sorry, Katie Price, back when I bought those awesome British mags. That chick is delusional as hell. At one point she was claiming she was a billionaire who had more money than the Beckhams. You'd think with all that money she could afford a condom or at least learn the proper way to use the rhythm method.
And I'll just say it, making fun of Harvey is kind of shitty. I don't know if she caused his developmental problems or not but it's not his fault. Make fun of that no-aging Princess Tiamimimimimi - that kid is as ugly as homemade soap.
@Lucifer_Sam and
Submitted by Anima on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 3:36pm.
I saw an old pic of Harvey the other day, it was from an old magazine cover, that baby was perfectly normal, for several hours I seriously couldn't stop wondering what could've happened to him...
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Yup. There's a documentary where they followed her in her early years and she was piss drunk and going to clubs and out and about during the pregnancy so yeah, my money is on she caused Harvey's condition.
That being said, she was pregnant in early November or late October if she has a July due date. My first son was born mid-August and I got pregnant in mid-November the year before. Plus, I am almost 3 months preggy now and I have a mid-September due date and we pretty much made a pre-xmas baby. Trick is full O shit. She probably tried to get Leo to impregnate her but he probably wrapped it up the smart boy he was!
I used to like her but she's starting to bore me as much as Pete is these days and Pete's bascially dating a girl who could be his daughter!
What Harvey jokes are you guys talking about? Where the hell was I all this time!? *slaps self*
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Team Shitty Person!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by CodeRed on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 3:16pm.
I read somewhere only lately that Harvey is blind. I don't follow her life all that much, but my heart goes out to her, no matter what personal superficial husband choices she makes, she seems like a devoted mom.
When she was pregnant with Harvey she was photographed falling half-naked out of clubs drunk as a fucking skunk every night. It is HER fault he is disabled and she deserves only the absolute worst in life for that.
Girlfriend needs to learn basic math. She's due in July yet just discovered she pregnant and suggests the conception happened over Christmas?
She got pregnant in November and is obviously pregnant in her wedding picture. Part of Harvey's disability must be hereditary.
Who is this chick
Submitted by saltydog on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 4:19pm.
I love MK but I gotta say all this Harvey Price talk sort of feels like we are making fun of a child with disabilities and it always makes me feel shitty to read.
Yep, same here. Especially when he was 'Hot Slut'
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Submitted by saltydog on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 4:19pm.
I love MK but I gotta say all this Harvey Price talk sort of feels like we are making fun of a child with disabilities and it always makes me feel shitty to read.
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Agreed, but I still laughed at the jokes. So I guess that kind of makes me a shitty person. >.>
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I feel like MK really does think that Harvey is awesome, and that Harvey is the one with the most sense in that family. :)
Why doesn't that baby age? She's like Maggie Simpson.
I love muscul-ly smooth guys who wear tighty whities like that because it reminds me of one of my favorite Blanche Devereaux lines I can imagine coming out of their masculine mouths: "I'm going out tonight and I plan on showing cleavage."
Submitted by KA on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 3:22pm.
he probably closed his eyes and said ew ew ew ew ew the whole time
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Like Donald Trump's wife has to do when fucking the Donald.
Submitted by saltydog on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 4:19pm.
I love MK but I gotta say all this Harvey Price talk sort of feels like we are making fun of a child with disabilities and it always makes me feel shitty to read.
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Agreed, but I still laughed at the jokes. So I guess that kind of makes me a shitty person. >.>
I love MK but I gotta say all this Harvey Price talk sort of feels like we are making fun of a child with disabilities and it always makes me feel shitty to read.
I seriously can't believe her ovaries still work. She just looks like someone ate up with STD rot.
I thought she was still with the same guy she started dating after she divorced Peter Andre. Silly me!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by KA on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 3:22pm.
he probably closed his eyes and said ew ew ew ew ew the whole time
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OLOLOLOLOLOL I can definitely imagine that happening!
Those shoes. Really? Can we stop with the hoof shoes? But at least they detract from her eyebrow situation. Those have to be courtesy of Sharpie.
Two very odd looking people_they look very plastic and just odd. I give this latest union....8 months max
I saw an old pic of Harvey the other day, it was from an old magazine cover, that baby was perfectly normal, for several hours I seriously couldn't stop wondering what could've happened to him...
Those kids are just a dog and pony show that get her attention, that her faded slut looks no longer garner.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
okay first, those shoes. what the fuck.
just another kid born to complete wastes of space. that's just great.
are those pec implants on this dude? also he's pinging my gaydar. how did they create a child together? he probably closed his eyes and said ew ew ew ew ew the whole time. gross.
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Submitted by CodeRed on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 3:16pm.
I read somewhere only lately that Harvey is blind. I don't follow her life all that much, but my heart goes out to her, no matter what personal superficial husband choices she makes, she seems like a devoted mom.
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Don't feel too sorry for her. Harvey's problems are a direct result of her doing drugs while pregnant.
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I read somewhere only lately that Harvey is blind. I don't follow her life all that much, but my heart goes out to her, no matter what personal superficial husband choices she makes, she seems like a devoted mom.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
I think it's hilarious that there is actually a person in this world more retarded than Kim Kardashian. Too bad this famewhore can't get much tabloid traction in the U.S. Props to Michael K for giving this piece of human waste an American platform. God knows, no one else does.
More extra chromosomes.
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Submitted by LaChaylo: "...Whoa, that guy - serious butter AND ghey face."
LOL. I think his face is more pleasant to look at than his body. But it is DEFinitely gayface.
Submitted by ItsBritneyBitches: "for being a whore I don't get why she insists on not having a child out of wedlock."
Hey, now! She's plenty whorey. Just like Kim K, she's carrying someone else's baby while married to another dude.
Oh goodie, another one :/ The hubby looks, um, hmm, like LeAnn's ex twink.
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for being a whore I don't get why she insists on not having a child out of wedlock.
Whoa, that guy - serious butter AND ghey face.
Damn, she needs to wrap it up or get her tubes did. Hauling those poor kids around the cameras constantly cannot possibly be healthy.
Ugh, this tacky as hell family. *rolls eyes*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
She sure has a type. I still remember her husband #2, busted-face cross-dresser Alex Reid prancing in ladies' clothes and high heels.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Was she fucked up when she applied the fake eyelashes? Looks ridiculous.
That said, her face looks better without 30 layers of makeup.
whoa harvey's getting tall -- he's almost at her shoulder!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Is there a tag that specifically address the eyebrown situation? Because that last thumb screams for one.
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Princess T's face says it all.
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That guy makes MK look like a woman-fucking lumberjack who smokes Marlboro Reds and drinks Miller out of the can.
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I really wish that she would dress Harvey in a different style of pants.
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