Let's Guess Who's Going To Win That Shit Tonight

I honest to god have NOT watched this shitfest in years. I can't even remember when I did last watch it, maybe when Whoopi first hosted or Letterman, not sure.

Watching a bunch of overpaid, overhyped, overblown, plastic surgeried (is that a word lol?) blowhards pat each other on the back really does my head in. They are fucking actors, not neurosurgeons.

I think they should keep the bastards locked in the auditorium, and never let them out.

Who the fuck is that Chenowith person? Possibly the most annoying voice ever(sorry Anne Hathaway). And she looks like walking bacon, all dried up. Horrible makeup and she keeps grimacing.

I love how MK starts out this list as tho' he is seriously considering his answers, then rapidly runs out of fucks to give, and just goes with the pundits. It's 5.15pm here in New Zealand, I've just got home from work, and I know nothing about any winners. How long was Hadherway's speech?

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Hathaway is so fucking mediocre. Her looks are mediocre, her acting is mediocre, her singing is crap. What really sucks is we all knew she was getting this damn award, on her knees.

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If anybody truly wants to see Anne's "acting" at its finest, watch a movie called "Havoc" where she attempts to play a good girl gone bad who joins a gang. She is not the least bit convincing in this role, and I've despised her ever since. This is the only time I've seen her deviate from everything she's ever done, and she fails.

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I think I'd have to be gay, too. I don't even know what that means, except that I'd hope that Mr H wouldn't have to sleep with her narcissistic ass tonight, since she'll be busy sticking Oscar up her twat.

Hathaway is so fucking mediocre. Her looks are mediocre, her acting is mediocre, her singing is crap. What really sucks is we all knew she was getting this damn award, on her knees.

The only satisfaction I can grab from Anne Hathaway's Oscars is that I saw her husband by her side, and he is clearly gay.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 7:35pm.

I'll be watching Daryl tonight! I wish Norman Reedus had shown up in a tux on the red carpet. As much as I like him as the scruffy redneck with a crossbow on TWD, he cleans up pretty nicely.

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I fucking love Reedus. But I think he's bald. That doesn't matter to me, but his bangs area is a little annoying, IMO.

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Who should win: ANYBODY BUT ANNE HATHAWAY!!!!!
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I have started to hate her with a passion. The best indication of an undeserving actor is one who campaigns this actively. AnnE and Taylor Swift can just go fuck each other.

Think they had to put up a 1 mile perimeter guard around the Shrine to keep Lohan away from the festivities?!

Best Picture
Who will win: Argo
Who should win: Liz & Dick

LMAO

That line alone made me, a long time lurker, feel compelled to comment for the first time. This Oscars so far is a trainwreck of smug egotism. Awful, just awful

@Sans: Preach!!! Nothing melts my stone cold ovaries than Darly holding Lil Asskicker. Sadly the Norman Reedus's of the world never get mentioned in the Oscars.

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OMG is there anyone in the world more annoying than anne hathaway? please let her win her oscar that she starved herself and chopped off her hair for so her career can go down the toilet like most besst supporting actresses.

I just want to know, who keeps trying to make Jennifer Lawrence happen?? To my mind, she is most unmemorable. Vanilla pudding is far more interesting.

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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"

Dr. Dick, yeah, Amanda Seyfried looked a little out of it and loopy. Definitely on something.

I'll be watching Daryl tonight! I wish Norman Reedus had shown up in a tux on the red carpet. As much as I like him as the scruffy redneck with a crossbow on TWD, he cleans up pretty nicely.

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A Lannister always pays his debts.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 7:03pm.
Amanda Seyfried? yeah, I'll have what she's having....

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She publicly admits that she gets nervous and drinks to ease her nerves for public events. I didn't see her. Was she toasted again? Love your avi. Darryl IS the hottness. A friend of mine got me hooked on that damn show.

MK, I haven't seen the films so I'll go with your scientifically-backed guesses.

But good lawd, did that chick just ask JGL about his socks?

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Lol GG, she is tiny isn't she? Bet you the stars are starting to take their shoes off so they don't look like giants next to Kristin. Bwahahaha.

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Who is the troll interviewing CZJ?

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 7:05pm.
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You are obviously a sensible woman.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

MissJane: HA! I can totally relate!!! It makes you paranoid!

I didn't see Seyfreid. Or however you spell it. Damn. MK needs video of her so I can watch!

bambam - that is sad! Are you sure there's nothing On Demand that you can start watching? At least you can laugh at how awful Alex Cross is bound to be.

I tried to watch "Skyfall" last week. what a crock of shit. I went home halfway through. I kept laughing. Though Javier was good.

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I've had to work much harder than this
For something I want don't try to resist me

E! is banned in my apt. I am watching ABC.

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I've had to work much harder than this
For something I want don't try to resist me

Twatty - Ha! Yeah, she'd be so pissed! She just looks like a drowned rat or something. The dark black isn't helping her overly-orange skin, either.

Amanda Seyfried's dress looks awful. I also don't find her to be very attractive, either, so none of it is working for me.

I think Melissa McCarthey looks awful 'cause her stylist seems to take the approach of throwing anything on her that covers her up. Octavia Spencer has a nice stylist/designer.

Is it so bad bambam had to rent Alex Cross starring Tyler Perry up in this bitch?

It is that bad. bambam hates Tyler Perry. bambam's gonna get drunk.

*apologies to ba-buttons*

ETA: bambam's always lower case, that's where the fun people hang out. ;-)

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Amanda Seyfried? yeah, I'll have what she's having....

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Submitted by kittykatkatie on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 6:58pm.

Um that's AMAZING! Sorry it didn't get renewed :( And yes I am uber paranoid because of watching it too much. I once kicked (while screaming) at a group of tourists who were running past me. Scared the crap out of me. It was late night. I felt so dumb lol.

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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012

holy wonk ass lopsided breast implants, Batman. Why was Brandi Glanville invited, anyway?

Another miss from Jennifer Lawrence. Seems after she made it big the girl just plain old forgot how to dress. Same with Kristen Chenoweth.

I hate to admit this, but Olivia Munn looks pretty good.

Jessica Chastain and Amy Adams look lovely.

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Holy Shit... Amanda Seyfreid is FUCKED UP

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Dog, I would freak people the shit out, people probably couldn't handle it. Check out the new post with Brandi Glanville, OMG, whore alert!!!

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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"

"Two eyes, two eyebrows."

Well, there is ONE advantage to AnnE probably winning: her career and marriage will immediately go in the shitter. Just ask Hilary Swank and Halle Berry.

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

I'm pretty much ok with anyone winning as long as it's not AnnE.

Not watching Rancid. Rather put up with the drips on the network.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Luci & other Walking Dead fans - there will be a new episode on tonight! Yay!

I hate the banter between Lara Spencer and Kristen Chenowith and everyone for the past 5 minutes or so. I cannot watch this " Hey babe you look so good" "no you do" "ohmygosh you are so hot" "tee hee hee everyone is so hot"
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MissJaneTexas: Props on watching ID! I produced a series for them a few years back and it never renewed. Bastards. In related news, I have five hundred locks on my doors as a result.

I will be GLEEFUL if AnnE does not win; shit-storm be damned.

Will Taylor Swift be there dancing over zealously in the front row to the Oscar's orchestra?

Frankenweenie for the cartoon! My nephew and I saw it and we both loved it.

Little Q for best actress! The kid killed it. Killed it! But I don't think she'll win. :(

Daniel Day Lewis will win, but I think he's a one trick pony--all his characters are alike to me. I like to see someone upset him.

That Skyfall song is a blinking bore, but it will win because ADELE sang it.

It's going to be a fun night. I love the Oscars.

Cool! D-list sluts are all over this Oscar crapfest!

OK what the fuck is Amanda Seyfried on? Is she on drugs or is she fucking with Seacrust and acting really sarcastic? Maybe she is just mad that annE is getting all the accolades and was only on screen for 5 minutes. But is she contractually obligated to be there, couldn't she have feigned like the Flu for one show, Scurvy for the next, then Berry Berry for this one?

Submitted by tonicbitch on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 6:50pm.
Jersey ITA about fuggy's hair.

Nothing against JLaw but I'd like to see Jessica or Naomi win.
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Nothing against any of those ladies, but I'd love to see Emmanuelle Riva win. But Naomi is a close second.

COME ON SALLY FIELD!!! crossing my fingers hard for you, girl. Let's pull the upset of a lifetime.

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Submitted by Hotmami on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 6:10pm.

Oh, my God, Brandi Glanville is there, and she looks like a two-dollar whore! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!!!

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My first thought when I saw her was, "What the FUCK is she doing there?"

My second was, "Those boobs are two miles apart, and barely holding her dress up."

She looks like a fucking idiot, and has no place being there. Phoebe Price has more place there than Brandi.

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Melissa Mccarthy always looks like crap, someone get that woman a better stylist.

I think Twattie should do color commentary. Hilarious. Giuliana would shit if she knew.

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Watching Arthur Christmas ;(

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

miz cynical -- hey, babe! Oh, don't even get me started on Fugliana Rancid, I fucking hate that bitch! She's so stupid, insipid, ugly, vapid & nonsensical. She looks like shit and that red lipstick isn't doing her ass any favors. Now that she took her extensions out we can see that she only has 10 hairs on her alien-sized head, the fucking whore.

Jessica Chastain's dress was simply gorgeous, my favorite thus far.

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"Two eyes, two eyebrows."

Joseph Gordon Levin.. so cute.

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Sorry Chastain looks washed out in that dress.

Jessica chastain & Reese Witherspoon & Amy Adams all 3 just look lovely tonight. Classy elegant and all natural no big fake boobs.

Robin Roberts is there :) hosting red carport live.

"DuFresnes party of two. DuFresnes party of two. Bush party of three.
Yeah but , what happened to the DuFresnes ?!?!?!?!?!?!? "
- Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005.