And Here's That GIF Of Jennifer Lawrence Nearly Busting Her Face
The guy all of us paid to grease the steps before Anne Hathaway's win needs to give us our money back, because dude has shit timing.
If you're reading this, then you obviously survived through the 17 hour-long circle jerk and song and dance marathon that was the Tonys disguised as the Oscars. That mess was just a whole lot of weirdness from start to finish. Hospital emergency rooms filled up with people thinking they somehow overdosed on acid, because that's the only way they could explain the fuckery hitting their TV screens. But anyway, somewhere between me grossing myself out by mumbling to myself "I would" while staring at Seth MacFarlane's Peter Brady action figure face to Michelle Obama announcing the winner for Best Picture (?????), Jennifer Lawrence unsurprisingly won Best Actress for shouting a lot in that Silver Linings Playbook movie.
When she went up to accept her golden dildo trophy, she tripped, fell and nearly busted her face. Some people laughed, some of us screamed, "IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE YOU, HATHAWAY," and Fist Brown raised both his hands while saying, "It wasn't me." Everybody stood up for the girl who fell and Jennifer Lawrence made a joke about it, but it's not surprising that her ass fell.
Homegirl had at least three princess canopy beds strapped to her body. Her dress was huge. Every time the camera panned to her in the front row of the audience, all you saw was her face and her big ass dress swallowing everyone around her. Bradley Cooper's hot mom (who stomped on all the hos in her metallic BKs) sat next to Jennifer Lawrence and she probably couldn't see shit, because she had a giant balloon of pink ass fabric blocking her view. If B.Coop can't find his mom this morning, he shouldn't file a missing persons report. He should just check under Jennifer Lawrence's dress, because I'm sure his mom is trapped underneath there.
And here's B. Coop, his mom and Jennifer Lawrence at the Oscars and Vanity Fair's post-Oscars party. Personally, I don't think Jennifer Lawrence deserved to win, but I'm glad she did, because she flipped everybody off in the press room.
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Bradley Cooper is just too cute, I caught him in the new Movie: The Movie sequel by Jimmy Kimmel and he is HILARIOUS in it! You have to check it out! http://bit.ly/MovieTheMovie2
Submitted by Good Kiddance Mon, 02/25/2013 - 2:42pm.
Thank you for saying what I have been thinking this whole time. I've been a lurker for a few months and can't believe anytime the President or his droll wife
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Well, how nice of you to call the first lady funny and amusing!
But seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you? I mean, besides not knowing the definition of droll? Is your life so pathetic that you have to take out your vicious anger anonymously on other people? What causes that? Do you feel powerless in your life? Is that what it is? Because there is most definitely something very wrong with you. Why don't you take up a hobby and do something positive with your life, rather than being a nasty bitch?
B. Coop looks like my uncle who would smooth his dirty hair down with half a bottle of tres flores, put on his best pair of high water thrift store pants and stop drinking only long enough to drive my grandma to a funeral. W.T.F. He's rich...how come he looks so dirty?
Seth has all the warmth of dry ice. The guy is ugly and looks like a grown up child.
Even with Seth McFarlane's undeniable fuckability, I couldn't withstand the entire telecast. The gowns were stellar this year.
Personal favorite gowns: Stacy Keibler, Charlize (the Goddess) Theron. And may I say, Jane Fonda, what is her fountain of youth, because, damn, she looks flawless.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
"But anyway, somewhere between me grossing myself out by mumbling to myself "I would" while staring at Seth MacFarlane's Peter Brady action figure face..." - MK
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Me too, MK.. I totally would too.. *hides in shame*
I was actually surprised they didn't have a couple of gentlemen at either end to help the ladies in long gowns and high heels like other shows did. She handled it with grace though and a clap each for Hugh and Bradley for jumping up to help her up, as well as whoever announced it (forgot who it was) for also moving over to help her.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 5:12pm.
Submitted by panhandler on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 4:50pm.
I lived in Canada for a year (worst year of my life!) and the town was filled with nothing more than fat, uneducated drones who drank beer all day.
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You weren't in Canada that was your family reunion
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LOL Nice one, Whamo.
This thing looks like a bridal gown. I'm glad she tripped over the 100000000000000 layers of dress...she couldn't even walk the carpet in it without 2 helpers...how did she figure she could climb stairs?
Submitted by panhandler on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 4:50pm.
I lived in Canada for a year (worst year of my life!) and the town was filled with nothing more than fat, uneducated drones who drank beer all day.
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You weren't in Canada that was your family reunion.
Hotmami, same shit, different day.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 12:35pm.
Submitted by stefystef on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 12:25pm.
Leave the politics to Washington and the sucking up to Hollywood.
Politics is sucking up though."I swear, sometimes good dick is a thing of evil. It blurs your vision and screws with your brain.- MK, 01/17/13
So, I came in here to comment on Jennifer, but ok.
Keep it classy, guys.
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Every saint has a past and
Every sinner has a future
Foxxy.
The day you can outsmart me will never come bitch cause my success in life didnt happen because of my color.
Foxxy.
The day you can outsmart me will never come bitch cause my success in life didnt happen because of my color.
Why are you guys feeding it? Ignore it and maybe it will go back to Jezebel.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
http://www.amazon.com/Operation-Hollywood-Pentagon-Shapes-Censors/dp/159...
if he were alive Elvis would probably rather have a jungle animal blow him than let you anywhere near his peanut butter covered privates, gladys. but nice to know you dream about blowing Elvis while you're using your eyebrow tweezers to pull your husband's dick out of his magic official rnc mitte romney underpanties
exposed you, hunh?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Good Kiddance on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 4:04pm.
http://www.digitalhistory.uh.edu/historyonline/hollywood_history.cfm
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Start at Post war Hollywood and work your way up. I expect a paper on Why I Am So Fucking Ignorant on my desk in the morning!
Glayds you're such an ultra maroon!
Ya Whamo ask him to back it up and he falls limp just like your performances in the bedroom. That's why you are on here all the time cause no woman would degrade herself to be with you.
panhandler my savior is a white woman, but I don't seethe with ridiculous hate like you.
I find the Obama's, esp Michelle, very refreshing.
also, yeah, white people do live in the ghetto. I used to be one of them! But when you called Michelle Obama "ghetto" you knew full well what you meant.
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
DiamondDogs it's the same old people, pulling the same old shit. It's not even fun to play with them anymore
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Submitted by Good Kiddance on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 4:04pm.
No whamo...you need to provide facts that our government has courted Hollywood
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the fact you don't know this shows how completely ignorant you are, and with the last comment you gave Foxxy makes me well aware you re the same name changing POS that always comes by every 2 months or so fuck off.
By the way..Google it and learn a little something about your own county, if you don't want a Canadain to give you a fucking history lesson then fucking LEARN ON YOUR OWN! Bwahaaaaaa!!! suck it beeeetch !
Anyway I'm out of here too.
Submitted by Good Kiddance on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 4:07pm.
Foxxy
Maybe you should bone up on your 100th non existent attempt at passing the California Bar Exam?
i passed it on the first time i took it, gladys. i thought this was you but was not going to call you out but now i will -- i said nothing in this thread about what i do. MK has already killed one of your accounts for saying that shit about me without being able to pack it up. i hope you already have another user account up and running like you usually do
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
for everyone who's panties are gathered up over the allegedly "new" Hollywood-White House relationship:
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2013/02/25/michelle_obama_oscars_...
Republican Presidential administrations -- 2
Democratic Presidential administrations -- 1
are we done now?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
No whamo...you need to provide facts that our government has courted Hollywood. When and for how much? I want facts man.
heh i'm perfectly calm and laughing my ass off at you and that other moron. here in foxxy land i have already completed my work for the day and am about to enjoy the northern california sunshine while working in my garden. enjoy your misery here, fool.
snowy, Whammy and other sane dlisters, see y'all later! ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
why does this have to turn into a nasty name-calling diatribe every fucking single time?
#tiredofthesameoldshit
Submitted by panhandler on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 3:45pm.
I've been a lurker for a few months
Come on. You might actually fool one or two people here with your multiple usernames if you didn't always have to add in ~casually~ that you've "been lurking for months" every single time you launch a new one. Keep signing in and out to agree with your own comments. It doesn't make you look desperate at all.
snowpiece- racist? really? you sure about that? FYI white people live in the ghetto too. You might wanna not jump to the typical liberal response - "YOU'S A RACISTTTTTTTTTTT!!" to anything negative said about your Savior.
FoxxyBrown, guuuurrrrrrrrrrlll calm down! You might think someone hit a nerve! LOL!
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 3:57pm.
*fills out fee waiver application AND extension on ilk tax payment because I'm more ghetto than you*
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by panhandler on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 3:45pm.
Submitted by Good Kiddance Mon, 02/25/2013 - 2:42pm.
Thank you for saying what I have been thinking this whole time. I've been a lurker for a few months and can't believe anytime the President or his droll wife do ANYTHING, Whamo and his ilk will spew a billion excuses why the behavior is acceptable.
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LOL, look at you guys loosing your shit.If you have NO CLUE as to how your governments though the years has used HW for it's own gains simply google it. Holy fuck, you think I was telling you something NEW for fuck sake.
Again my point isn't who raised how much money based on political parties my point was THEY ALL want the EAR of HW because A) it can garner them votes and B) They can indeed get their message out, more so in the past mind you but they all want a piece of HW. The Conservatives court country music the same way to curry favour for THEIR party.
Holy fuck,
If you had of come at me resoably I wouldn't care but good lord look at you frothing at the mouth.
Do a little research on the history of HW and your govenment.
oh please, your racism is showing. I'm not in the mood.
*files for extension on ilk tax payment because I'm ghetto like that*
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Submitted by panhandler on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 3:48pm
ok, well then --
you and Good Riddance are sanctimonious pseudo- political dilettantes who are here merely to engage in hypergraphic justifications for your ill-informed, dogmatic political views
does that work better for you better, bitch?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 3:46pm.
I'll name Sarah Palin, how about that
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Could you refresh my memory? Which country was Sarah Palin a leader of? Seems she's a politician, and this discussion was about previous famewhore leaders.
I myself can't think of ONE president or First Lady who would do the Dougie on a tv show, present awards to actors or go chatting with the women on the View (or a president for that matter!!). She takes the term 'ghetto' to a whole 'nother level.
Submitted by panhandler on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 3:45pm.
http://oscar.go.com/photos/themed-galleries/movies/the-oscars-go-to-wash...
join that other bitch in the "fuck off, hypocrite" corner
*stands in line behind snowy to avoid ilk dues late fee*
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by FoxxyBrown "you useless stupid fucking partisan rabble rousing fuck"
You're about as eloquent as your 'sista friend' Michelle.
I shit, I forgot to pay my ilk dues this month, be right back.
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
I'll name Sarah Palin, how about that?
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Submitted by Good Kiddance Mon, 02/25/2013 - 2:42pm.
Thank you for saying what I have been thinking this whole time. I've been a lurker for a few months and can't believe anytime the President or his droll wife do ANYTHING, Whamo and his ilk will spew a billion excuses why the behavior is acceptable.
I actually mistook the Oscars for a Democratic convention and thought Michelle was there to thank them all for paying for her husband's re-election.
I'm gonna call it. Whamo wins it.
hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Submitted by Good Kiddance on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 3:33pm.
Whamo & Foxxy:
Bullshit to both of you.
"Show me another political candidate besides Clinton, both liberals, running for office that has taken the amount of $ that the Obamas' have."
your issue, not mine. i don't give a fuck about that and wasn't talking about that. i'm talking about the relationship between Hollywood and all political parties and White House occupants through the modern decades.
"Show me a Republican that held office that pimped themselves out and fundraised like whores?"
ALL OF THEM you bullshit mongering bitch.
fuck off. address your bullshit to Whamo.
ETA: if you know the name and face of ANY politician of ANY political party that means s/he has pimped his/herself out and fundraised like a whore.
you useless stupid fucking partisan rabble rousing fuck
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 3:31pm.
The government HAS courted HW from day one.
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Give me an example of the "Government" courting Hollywood?
The government is not fucking Obama.
Whamo & Foxxy:
Bullshit to both of you.
Show me another political candidate besides Clinton, both liberals, running for office that has taken the amount of $ that the Obamas' have.
Show me a Republican that held office that pimped themselves out and fundraised like whores?
Submitted by Good Kiddance on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 2:42pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 2:33pm.
The POTUS and FLOTUS JOB is to hob knob with everyone, I don't understand why people are supprised they should court the HW vote. HW and the people THEY represent can pull in HUGE numbers for a president. Every single President has courted the HW crowd, some were more "hip: than others were of course and therefore more visible (Bill Clinton) but you can be sure as the day is long they've damn near all kissed HW ass.
I understand they don't need HW anymore but the party does and if you want to keep entrenched as the party the HW votes for you do your due diligence to kiss some HW ass.
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You know, it is really mind blowing how you, Whamo, can psychologically justify ANY behavior, no matter how bad it is to fit with your socialist view of the world. ANY BEHAVIOR!
And it pisses me off that you are so up in the Obamas' asses and you aren't even an American.
Aren't there enough fucking socialists in Canada for you to be content without always commenting on OUR country?
GOD DAMN I hate the mentality of people like you.
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WTF are you talking about, It has nothing to do with ANY ONE paticular party. I didn't realize I HAD to be an American to have an opinon on your country.
I have a feeling you'd HATE ANY opinion that doesn't politically line up with yours.
I will fucking comment on whatever the fuck I WANT to comment on and if you have a problem with that TOO bad, this isn't YOUR site and you don't set the agenda.
By the way what I'm saying is THE TRUTH sorry don't like it but tell me what part I'm wrong about? The government HAS courted HW from day one. What part don't you like, just because it's Obama doing it this time?
*makes note to check US citizenship box before being allowed to make comment on anything American specific*
Pink, fluffy skirt AND a floral print. This aint your wedding reception bitch!@
*scoffs* I did it better when I did my cat-assisted face plant into the clothes dryer. Amateur.
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"Homegirl had at least three princess canopy beds strapped to her body." LOL!!
Don't worry, honey, many gays said the same thing about SMc.
as usual, the ranting political conservatives are being fucking hypocrites:
http://oscar.go.com/photos/themed-galleries/movies/the-oscars-go-to-wash...
that said, i agree with Whamo -- the relationship between the White House, the political parties and Hollywood is not anything new. in addition to what Whamo said about long term donation strategies, WWI/WWII etc war support/propoganda films, get out the vote psa's for both parties, blah blah blah
and, i betcha "the military" -- ya know, the young human beings wearing the uniforms -- who were part of the presentation enjoyed feeling appreciated and being invited to meet the FLOTUS and to be seen in their dress blues by friends and family and fellow troops on an international broadcast
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12