Monday, February 25th 2013
Birthday Sluts
Carrot Top (48)
Isabelle Fuhrman (16)
Justin Berfield (27)
Oliver & James Phelps (27)
Lovefoxxx (29)
Kimberly Caldwell (31)
Rashida Jones (37)
Chelsea Handler (38)
Julio Iglesias Jr. (40)
Anson Mount (40)
Sean Astin (42)
Daniel Powter (42)
Tea Leoni (47)
Nancy O'Dell (47)
Veronica Webb (48)
Neil Jordan (63)
Ric Flair (64)
Jack Handey (64)
Sally Jesse Raphael (78)
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Justin Berfield give me a throbber! Such a fuckin' hottie! Happy Birthday!
ric flair is that old?
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 02/25/2013 -
"I think the only time I enjoyed her show was the week that Dave Grohl filled in for her."
Truth!
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"More cunnilingus has been performed to Baker Street than any other song in history." (some anonymous online mope)
Tea Leoni: always liked her, in that goofy TV show where she was the klutzy reporter or in the chick-flick version of Armageddon, Deep Impact. What ya been up to, Tea?
Chelsea Handler: Far be it from me to call anyone an ugly, talentless whore, but Chelsea Handler is an ugly, talentless whore.
Carrot Top: He IS funny, but can you imagine living with that 24/7?
Sean Astin: The Goonies, a perfectly-cast Samwise Gangee in LOTR,if he did nothing more I'd still love him forever. On top of that his mom is my beloved Patty Duke, Goddess of the Screen!
Happy Birthday to everyone except CH!
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"More cunnilingus has been performed to Baker Street than any other song in history." (some anonymous online mope)
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 9:04am.
Tea was VERY hot in Bad Boys.
HBD Tea, Rashida Jones and SJR!
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 10:24am.
Awesome wheels, Whamo! Banana seats were the shit.
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The shifter on the center bar MADE you a ROCKSTAR baby. When you rolled up on your buddies (better if there were girls there ) and locked up the back wheel, threw er sideways for the big slide in stop...COOL!:D
Jenny Jones, SJR, Donahue...that was the golden trinity of talk shows.
Damn I thought Rashida Jones was younger.
Sean Astin will always be the annoying little hobbit from Encino Man.
Awesome wheels, Whamo! Banana seats were the shit.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 10:10am.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__fdjbvRmuKI/TLNsxVb-zxI/AAAAAAAAAA0/MSheZvBHeL...
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That Banana Seat looks like it used to be a pair platforms Bootsy Collins wore in Parliament.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
@Whamo Sweet ride. Riding around pulling Evel Kneivel stunts and having to actually go over and ring the doorbell to see if your friends could come hang out with you and knowing it was time to go home when the street lights came on. I feel sorry for the kids today who will never (even with all their elaborate toys) have as a good a childhood as we did.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 10:03am.
aww that brings you back to simpler times don't it?
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Yes it does Ophy, we're were the last generation not to have our childhood complicated by the digital age. If you needed to call your buddy you had to catch him at home or you were beat. Can you imagine being in contact with your friends 24/7. Sometimes the best things were shared between friends because you COULDN’T get a hold of others if you know what I mean.
When I was 12 THIS was all I needed to be happy
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__fdjbvRmuKI/TLNsxVb-zxI/AAAAAAAAAA0/MSheZvBHeL...
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 9:55am.
uh oh spagetti-o's !! HOORAY We're havin' BEEF A RONI!!
aww that brings you back to simpler times don't it?
@ Ophy.... I forgot about that guy! My childhood just flashed in front of my eye's...creepy little elf, you just KNOW he was a bastard when they turned the camera off him throwing his little diva elf fits and shit.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 9:41am.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 9:28am.
Dr Oz
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Tell me that fucker isn't Spock's younger brother.
LOL!! he looks more like the Alpha-getti elf to me Whammy. http://web.ncf.ca/cn333/libbys.jpg
DawnDavenport: That was a rumor but it's not true. Sean's dad was Michael Tell, whom Patty Duke was married to for a hot minute. Sean apparently considers Astin to be his dad because he raised him, but he also has a relationship with Tell:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000276/bio
Pic of the two together:
http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2004/Feb-29-Sun-2004/photos/astin...
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 9:28am.
Dr Oz
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Tell me that fucker isn't Spock's younger brother.
"live long and prosper, by eating these greens so your colon doesn't look LIKE THIS!!!"
“If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.”
*sigh* I miss when SNL was good. They need to shut that shit down soon.
Ugh Carrot Top, he's disturbing to look at, but I also think he's kind of funny with his silly props.
Chelsea Handler is only 38? She must be using the same moisturizer as Ethan Hawke!
Someone told me that John Astin adopted Sean as a baby, but his biological dad is Desi Arnaz Jr.???
“it takes a big man to cry,
... but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man”
-Jack Handey ... hb
carrot top is entertaining so long as he keeps his act moving at a rapid clip because the moment he slows down, and i notice his cartoon face, my mind goes "wtf?!".
it's not the makeup because eddie izzard's doesn't make me cringe
tea leoni, most famous for being stepped (out on) on by david duchoveny's wandering dick that became "card carrying" by that fad diagnosis of the faux illness called "sex addict" (formerly known as "being a man") that tried to convince the women that they needed to console & cater to their cheating men when caught, not kick them out penniless. i think they just recently divorced.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvDQy53eldY
Submitted by mike on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 9:18am.
Chelsea Handler is younger than I am? Bullshit.
she suffers from 'hag face' that and she drinks Belvedere like it's water.
I think the only time I enjoyed her show was the week that Dave Grohl filled in for her..
Loved me some Sally Jessy back in the day - Teen Boot Camp, My Mama Dresses too Sessy etc. all we have now is fake ass Dr. Shill and Oz prancing around in scrubs telling us what to eat and how to poop and to be sure and buy their books..
Anson Mount is dirty hot as Cullen Bohannan on "Hell On Wheels" which is also a great show. Happy Birthday hot stuff!
"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis."-Jack Handey
<3
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Chelsea Handler is younger than I am? Bullshit.
Tea Leoni was once very hot.
Carrot Top...There must be something wrong with me, I've seen a few of his shows on TV and I was...amused anyway.
Chelsea Handler..Don't know a lot about her and it seems you either love her or hate her BUT she fucks on Heroina so I love her for that.
Julio Iglesias Jr....I heard him on Stern and he said his dad was jealous as shit of his success...and the fact he pulls some pretty nice tail
Sean Astin...Rudy Rudy...apparently the whole story was a crock of shit from the former players perspective anyway
Tea Leoni....Shaaaawiiinnng..actually never found her to be that attractive at all.
Ric Flair...one of the all time greatest wrasslers and mic men in the business
Jack Handey....Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you'd probably be able to get a lot of free games.”
Sally Jesse Raphael...I loved her show so much I went out and shot someone in the head
Happy Bday Sluts
(lovefoxxx - what a sexy cool lady. Fucking love her. *!dances!*)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ecdV0Z84mX8/T8ocq045XfI/AAAAAAAAAbo/0Yt5EU4dyO...
RIP SHIT tattoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew, NO Carrot Top! It's not even 9am in my time zone and already I need eye bleach.
RIC FLAIR! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
ric's body is hotter than CARROT TOP'S but be respectful, b/c rumor has it that CARROT TOP likes foreign objects stuck into his ass.
Vegas hookers talk, yo!!!!!!!
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Please tell me that the Jack Handy here is the same one whose Deep Thoughts on SNL sometimes made me laugh.