Let's All Take In The Lush Beauty Of John Travolta's Oscar Night Wig

You know it's a special occasion when John Travolta pulls out his favorite wig. Since John Travolta is always hijacking the iPod in the Scientology's bath house to play Rodgers & Hammerstein's greatest hits, the producers of the Oscars asked him to introduce the tribute to movie musicals last night. Everybody's talking about how John Travolta can't pronounce Les Miserables (Note: Please, he mispronounced that shit on purpose to make himself look straighter), but everybody should be talking about the glorious beast on his head. Yes, every Papillon is throwing a shank eye at Travolta since he stole their signature hairstyle, but they have to admit that his center part is immaculate. I'm sure Moses himself parted Travolta's wig. I'm not talking about Moses from the bible, I'm talking about Moses the resident wig master at the Scientology beauty salon.

Travolta didn't only work a stunning lace front, but he also worked a hot velcro patch on his chin. When you tea bag Travolta, you can exfoliate your taint on his hot velcro patch at the same time.

Here's a few more pictures of Travolta with Kelly Preston last night and since we're on the subject of lush beards, let's pay tribute to some of the best ones last night. In order: Travolta with Kelly Preston, George Clooney with Stacy Keibler, Hugh Jackmeoff with Deborra-Lee Furness, Justin Theroux with Jennifer Aniston, Jean Dujardin and Ben Affleck with Jennifer Garner.

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Submitted by MizRo on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 3:41pm.

Agreed Spaz. It's akin to Trump's fixation with his combover front. Gah.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 3:40pm.

Submitted by SFRBully on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 10:28am.

"Mrs Patrick CAMPBELL - please tell more. I know you have a good story. We wanna hear stories of this nelly homosexual's tomfoolery with discourtesy!"

/wipes tears from my eyes. seriously lol!!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 3:38pm.

Submitted by MizRo on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 3:31pm.

How do you go out into society with a full head of hair when EVERYONE on Earth knows you have none?

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He's never had a problem going out in public fat, but he has that hair fixation. Truly incomprehensible.

Submitted by MizRo on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 3:31pm.

How do you go out into society with a full head of hair when EVERYONE on Earth knows you have none?
LOATHE him and his murdering scieno-bitch wife.

Submitted by SFRBully on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 10:31am.

Submitted by OurMissC on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 4:13pm.
This is the best John's ever looked. Natural, nothing wrong with that.

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Hi Our Miss C

I think I agree, but you spelled "GAYEST" wrong <3
It doesn't have a "b," "e," "s," or a "t" in it. :)

Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 10:29am.

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 4:01am.

People who have worked with Miss T says she is an extremely unpleasant queen.
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We would like to know more!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by SFRBully on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 10:28am.

Mrs Patrick CAMPBELL - please tell more. I know you have a good story. We wanna hear stories of this nelly homosexual's tomfoolery with discourtesy!

Submitted by SFRBully on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 10:27am.

BROOKLYN - HAHA YES THOSE ARE NEEDLE MARKS!

Maybe Chris Brown shoved his pencil dick into his forehead before the show.

Submitted by brooklyn16 on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 10:25am.

omg.. Are those needle marks on John's forehead? Did he get botox 15 minutes before walking down the red carpet? LOL.

Submitted by BamaGuy1024 on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 7:22am.

I am just waiting for the night at some high profile photo op when a disgruntled abused massage therapist grabs John's toupee right off of his head and runs into the Men's room and flushes it

Submitted by juni on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 6:35am.

That velcro patch creeps me out beyond words!

Submitted by Parablesower on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 6:01am.

Affleck looks like he is completely over Garner- like one of this husbands who walks a foot ahead of his wife at the mall like he does not know her, while she struggles to wrangle the kids and the stroller.

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 4:01am.

People who have worked with Miss T says she is an extremely unpleasant queen.

Submitted by Naughychimp on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 2:14am.

Submitted by Trixster on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 4:07pm.

I think Jennifer Garner seems very boring, and she's put up with wayyy too much crap. No one should get kudos for putting up with asshole shenanigans. It's not brave or strong.
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Word. She only puts up with it bc she knows that she'll have more power & money in Hollywood as Ben's wife than she ever would have as a former starlet. She's no saint; she likes the $ and the prestige.

Kelly Rowland was interviewing folks on the red carpet and while she looked good, she did a terrible job. She hogged the microphone so when actors were answering the questions she'd asked, you couldn't even hear their responses.

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:18am.

Maybe I'm naive (I get told that sometimes), but I think Hugh Jackman and his wife are adorable. They've been together forever, and they seem to enjoy each other's company. They look like a nice, grown-up couple I would see together in a fancy restaurant, celebrating their anniversary. You know, sometimes people really do get married and stay married because they value that. My parents have been married for over 40 years and they still love each other.

Submitted by Craigypants on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:09am.

What the hell has Deborah Lee done to her face?
John and Kelly are a laughing stock, how could anyone respect them, When was the last time Travolta worked?
Clooney looks like he is ill.

Submitted by stinkbutt on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:02am.

I'm a lesbian, and I sure as hell find Jackman's wife extremely fuckable...she is sooooo hot! Lucky hugh for having a hot lesbian on his hands.

Submitted by squiggles on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 10:20pm.

Jenn Aniston looks so pretty in the face here. I don't always find that to be the case. I think the dress is a refreshing change for her...don't think she wears cuts/material like that often. He's not lookin too good here, though.

That French dude...omg...oui, s'il vous plait!

Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 10:07pm.

gosh, i would fuck that frenchman dujardin at the drop of a coin.

anyway, john travolta didnt wipe the cum stain off his chin, and clearly some guy's pube bush got glued to his chin.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 9:51pm.

Did he say miser-aybles? He should have said: Lay Mi-zay-rahbl *while dry swallowing hard*

Kelly always looks pretty. And I still can't see the part MK. That's the tip off. lol

Best couple by far, was Hugh Jackmeoff and his wife Deborra-rah rah!

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Submitted by anonymouscrazyc... on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 9:18pm.

Hugh's wife-yikes! Her face is so pulled she's entering JOcelyn Wildenstein territory.

I'm a Jenn fan, but that hair is so lifeless and dried out looking. Girl needs a cut and a warmer color stat!

No pictures of Brad and Angie? LOL

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 9:08pm.

Submitted by dlaugher on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 4:27pm.

as for his mispronunciation... i thought he tried really hard. the thing with french is, if you have a crappy american accent (me), you are going to sound bad when you speak french. did he really butcher it? isn't it "lay meezerahbs"?

But actors are supposed to do voices... And he only had ONE THING to do. :)

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Submitted by Latex Jungle on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 8:17pm.

I adore John Travolta, I always will.
"Baah-bah-bah---bahbah-Barbah--reeeeeeno!"
:-D
good memories!

Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.

Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 8:00pm.

So one of those kids, who won the video contest and got to go to the Oscars, was a 18 year old boy from my city and they had him on the news tonight. He said "I met John Travolta back stage..he was very nice to me". Hahahaha.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 7:55pm.

Travolta does realize he's the male Kim ZolciYACK at this point, doesn't he? He has to. THAT WIG!!!

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Submitted by Mani6 on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 6:35pm.

Clooney is looking real...as they say in Brooklyn...match-ewa!

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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman

Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 6:23pm.

There's a special place in hell for him and anyone else who denies their autistic child and I only hope he goes there soon.

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Submitted by veryoldbat on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 6:19pm.

Twatty.. We did. :::: without permission::: hangs head in shame.. ;)

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 6:16pm.

VOB & LaChaylo -- hey, babes! Did you ladies mention my lover John Slattery?

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Submitted by dlaugher on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 5:57pm.

Submitted by Furry-Hunk-Of-M... on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 4:42pm.
@dlaugher

If you look very closely where you see the hair coming out of the follicles as you described it, along the hair line especially at the "peak", you will see a slight band of lighter, almost translucent pinkish or white color over the skin. That's the "lace" of the "lacefront" wig he is wearing.
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Ok, you have better eyes than me, but thank you for the explanation. I agree with the whole fake color thing (sideburns darker than top)--that's the only thing that screams possible wig situation to me.

With all the crap that women do (EXTENSIONS), I won't give a side eye to a man for wearing a wig.

Now...about that tiny patch of hairs on his chin. EW.

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Submitted by Esteem on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 5:51pm.

@ Foxxy

Haha, not only does his wig/weave/spray hair never match his sideburns, but...the sideburns are curly, which would indicate to me curly on top too, yes? But no, always straightened. Well then John, have them put some straightener on your sideburns too dumbass.

Submitted by NeverEclipsed on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 5:43pm.

He did look good, very put together, but good. If you're gonna have a wig it might as well be long.

Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 5:43pm.

Fuck the Travoltas and their criminal cult.

Dujardin = sexiest man alive.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 5:37pm.

I buy the theory that it is the beard wife who is the Scientology fanatic and has him wearing a ball and chain and he is the most depressed guy around.

Submitted by Vkn1981 on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 5:28pm.

I think this is his most natural and best looking hair piece!!
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Blerg!!

Submitted by lislop on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 5:24pm.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 5:17pm.

But it cracked me up when he referred to them as the "3 Sexiest Producers in the world"!
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Yeah, that line was funny.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 5:17pm.

Submitted by lislop on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 5:15pm.

How weird and awkward was it when Grant Heslov took over the mic and then decided to "present" Ben Affleck?
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But it cracked me up when he referred to them as the "3 Sexiest Producers in the world"!

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Submitted by lislop on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 5:15pm.

How weird and awkward was it when Grant Heslov took over the mic and then decided to "present" Ben Affleck?

Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 4:51pm.

I think John Travolta's hair and/or wig would look better with some grey in it.
George's grey hair on his head doesn't bother me.
Don't like his beard.

Submitted by stefystef on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 4:45pm.

Damn, a lot of "bearding" going on here...

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Submitted by Furry-Hunk-Of-M... on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 4:42pm.

@dlaugher

It's not really that conspicuous and that's the point of a lacefront, except for the fact that it's now common knowledge that he is bald and has been photographed without his hairpiece.

Submitted by Furry-Hunk-Of-M... on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 4:36pm.

Tepid applause when Johnny Travolta walked out like he was the star of the damn show. Even Hollywood is tired of his bull.

Submitted by dlaugher on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 4:27pm.

I'm serious here. I can hardly ever tell when someone has a wig, unless it's completely odd-sheened/immovable hair. But with this pic, I really can't tell. I see hair follicles coming out of skin, so how is it so obvious that he has a wig on? please 'splain.

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Submitted by annobanano on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 4:26pm.

Submitted by miz cynical on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 4:20pm.

Does anyone know why Kelly Rowland was there? Did she perform and I missed it? Her dress was gorgeous and her arms....almost have me convinced to NOT skip the gym tonight.

Kelly was one of the red carpet interviewers during the pre-show.

Submitted by miz cynical on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 4:20pm.

Does anyone know why Kelly Rowland was there? Did she perform and I missed it? Her dress was gorgeous and her arms....almost have me convinced to NOT skip the gym tonight.

Submitted by miz cynical on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 4:17pm.

So, Kiebler's survived two Oscar seasons now, right? Time for her to start doing some interviews mentioning that she wants to settle down so that 'ol George can give her her walking papers. Even though, I think that she's been one of his most attractive arm accessories in a while.