The Look Of The Night Goes To....
Before Catherine Zeta-Jones scared the children by working the Oscar stage like a wigged, horny banshee on the loose during "All That Jazz," she put dozens of hos to shame when she sashayed down the red carpet like RuPaul, Michelle Visage and Santino Rice were sitting at a table in front of her. CZJ looked like Miss Philippines in the final round of Miss Transgender Universe 2013 and I'm pretty sure her dress was made out of the gold parts from a dozen Wonder Woman costumes.
After Michael Douglas and CZJ talked to Ryan Seacrest on the red carpet, that Frogger-looking motherfucker with Sears Portrait Studio hair snubbed her ass. Oh that was just Seacrest's jealousy showing, because he's just mad that CZJ can steal all of his men with just the wink of an eye. I don't even care that CZJ's face is completely brand new, she was still the epitome of drag eleganza last night.
And my other favorite looks of the night came from Charlize Theron and Jane Fonda. Unless your name is Shauna Sand, Angelyne or Harald Gloockler, I don't like calling you perfect, but Charlize Theron looked pretty perfect last night. Charlize must have a birth make shaped like Donald Trump's head on her inner thigh and one of her nipples must be way fatter than the other, because something has to be wrong with her ass. Also, I just want to get drunk with Jane Fonda and watch her pick up men in the piano bar of a business hotel.
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I though CZJ's performance was rusty. Was not impressed.
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I want to know if Jennifer Garner let Ben Affleck into the house last night after he admitted to the whole world she has put up with his shenanigans for "10 Christmases". Hahaha.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 1:19pm.
I'm not a big fan of skinny JHud, but she tore it up last night. I was Amen-ing through her performance, and I think she still bugs the shit out of Beyonce. That makes me smile.
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Agree. I actually said "Damn, girl!" as she performed. Beyonce has the hype, but JHud has the goods. They aren't still making that remake of "A Star is Born" with her are they?
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Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 1:28pm.
upon further inspection of CZJ... She looks so different because her surgeon cut whatever it was that made her look like her, right off her face. All traces of personality, laugh lines, LIFE, which makes us who we are-- are simply gone. She looks like wax.
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Agree. The only recognizable thing about her now is Michael Douglas.
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upon further inspection of CZJ... She looks so different because her surgeon cut whatever it was that made her look like her, right off her face. All traces of personality, laugh lines, LIFE, which makes us who we are-- are simply gone. She looks like wax.
Not a fan of Jennifer Hudson's scream-singing. Dame Shirley Bassey was more of a highlight for me. JHud did look amazing though.
I love Adele. She looked much better dressed than at the Grammies. Charlize is a goddess who can do no wrong. Also loved the dresses of Kerry Washington, JLaw, Naomi Watts, Sandra Bullock, and Clooney's arm candy.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 1:16pm.
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Charlize Theron...WOW. When she was dancing with Channing Tatum I was truly mesmorized. She's like a fine wine...she seems to get better even as she ages.
And Jane Fonda - absolutely STUNNING. What most women her age would give to look like that! Yes, it's a little retro '80s, but who gives a shit?
I also thought Adele looked really nice night, especially when she sang. And when she won her Oscar, she seemed so sweet and gracious. I love her.
I was really surprised to see Jen Aniston wear red. I've never seen her in really any color before. She looked hot too.
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Hey Whams, do you like Esperanza Spaulding?
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Hekki, I was going to say she needs to watch out for her Pepaw because he looks like he's about to keel over.
CZJ's performance was meh-she cannot sing live. I'm not a big fan of skinny JHud, but she tore it up last night. I was Amen-ing through her performance, and I think she still bugs the shit out of Beyonce. That makes me smile.
I thought Jane Fonda looked fabulous. Good surgeon fo sho but that's OK. I'm all for a nip and tuck. Bitch, you gotta make the most of what u got.
CZJ looks like a lady boy.
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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"
Wow, CZJ lost the pretty. And she paid thousands to do so.
Whamo, you took a sentence I made and replied to it completely out of the context of my original post.
Submitted by agirl on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 1:10pm.
There were a lot of fresh new facelifts at last night's Oscars - CZJ and Michael Douglas,
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They were offering a 2 for 1 special, his n' hers face lift. Who can resist that?
Hekki -- A neck lift is about the most rejuvenating procedure there is, and Ms. Fonda has had it -- maybe several times.
This is one of the interviews with CZJ and Michael. Live it was worse because you could see how bad her make-up was, and the weird way she kept moving her lips. This video was compressed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q61WC9qbPvY
CZJ USE to be a beautiful woman with vitality and spunk. Now she looks like a generic BH housewives who is heavily medicated with pills and booze.
So sad.
Jane Fonda looks great. Her body is simply amazing.
I'd love to be able to crop my hair short like Charlize. It must be so easy to deal with in the morning.
Hekki: Thanks for info, I knew he was Hollywood royalty, but not that he was so active in production etc, just thought he kinda rested on his family laurels, if you know what I mean.
I thought they were a good match and seemed to 'get' each other. She always gives me a bit of a La Liz vibe - doesn't give a shit, but got the impression that he was okay with that: liked the fact that she was a handful and got a hot diva wife in the deal.
There were a lot of fresh new facelifts at last night's Oscars - CZJ and Michael Douglas, Jane Fonda among them.
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 1:06pm.
There is something not quite right about CZJ.
She's had a few rough years with life. Her husband battling cancer and her own mental health issues. That would dampen a person's looks.
She used to seem smug to me but now, I don't know
I feel compassion for her. I think she does/did
love him. I really do.
I know CZJ would eat me alive and then quietly and efficiently purge me out in the ladies' room directly afterward if given half a chance, but there's just something loveable about that hot, crazy cunt.
She looks better than even Charlize here, IMO.
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Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 1:06pm.
There is something not quite right about CZJ. Is it that she has had a lot of work to restore her face to how she looked in her 20's but her body screams middle 40's? Her body and head don't go together. Or maybe her eyes have no life in them? She used to be such fun. Something bad has happened to her. And if I remember correctly, on top of the Mr. Douglas having cancer, I believe they have a child with some sort of disability as well. Which would explain why she doesn't have that same inner light.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 12:38pm.
I don't see what this has to do with what I posted, but ok.
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you said...
I think that people who can REALLY pull off cropped short hair always look their best with it
I was simply saying in her case the reason she pulls it off so well is because she's so pretty.
It seems women that are extremly pretty can often pull off really short hair better than others..that's all I was trying to say.
Totally with ya'll on the Charlize love. The fact that she seems so down to earth and unaware of how bitchy she COULD be and get away with it because of how she looks makes her even more stunning (if that's possible)
Submitted by Darknight on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 12:54pm.
That little midget ryan pisses me off so much. Seeing actresses looking down on his short ass is hilarious. Seriously he needed a step ladder or something. And the manicure thing is beyond stupid
Agreed! He's such a little shit. and his hair!
Reminds me of Cameron Diaz in that Something About Mary hair thing. I don't know why but it does.
There is something not quite right about CZJ. Is it that she has had a lot of work to restore her face to how she looked in her 20's but her body screams middle 40's? Her body and head don't go together. Or maybe her eyes have no life in them? She used to be such fun. Something bad has happened to her. And if I remember correctly, on top of the Mr. Douglas having cancer, I believe they have a child with some sort of disability as well. Which would explain why she doesn't have that same inner light.
Dirk: right? I can't figure out how she kept some wrinkles, but her neck is tight. I thought they couldn't do anything about necks...
Why was Zooey even there? Free drinks?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Kiwi: I'm not saying she doesn't/didn't love him, but he is mega-rich. And has/had a lot of power in Hollywood. The power is probably waning, but he was a major player (he produced a lot).
Pairing up with him put her in a MUCH better position than marrying some other actor. She did VERY well for herself.
And that's not to say that she didn't bring anything to the table. She's pretty desirable herself!
CZJ looked spectacular but ***markedly*** different, especially around the eyes. So, when you don't even look like yourself anymore, you must call it a FAIL.
Charlize was sculptural perfection as always. It's funny to see just how tall she is, the way she was towering over Dustin Hoffman.
Jane looked great but there's been quite a bit of work there. It's excellent work however because she's still recognizable.
Submitted by Gatsby on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 12:56pm.
But what about Zooey at the Vanity Fair party?!
Oh. That's um...unfortunate. And very, very beige.
I love CZJ's dress, and I think she looks pretty good.
However, Charlize Theron > the human race.
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But what about Zooey at the Vanity Fair party?!
http://i.imgur.com/UzRuFbc.jpg
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Shit, that's some am-dram 'Blyth Spirit' revival nightmare. She looks awful. And she knows it.
I don't know why...(shoot me)...but I kind of like that dress. I know it's a legit nightmare, but still.
ZOOOEEEEEEYYY is such a precious, mopey looking chump. She doesn't know she's a joke.
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 12:52pm.
I didn't click on any of the pictures of him until I read your post: damn, he actually looks made of dust, as old as his dad. I guess it's the cancer treatment. Or maybe he really is on his last legs.
But what about Zooey at the Vanity Fair party?!
http://i.imgur.com/UzRuFbc.jpg
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Ew. Look at Michael Douglas's hands and imagine them poking and prodding at your soft spots.
He looks like he's going to die soon.
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Eww. So what's their secret? They've been together for ever. So is she a gold digger? I thought she had pretty big pile of her own. Theories?
That little midget ryan pisses me off so much. Seeing actresses looking down on his short ass is hilarious. Seriously he needed a step ladder or something. And the manicure thing is beyond stupid.
CZJ looked great.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 12:43pm.
Charlize can pull it off because her face is so pretty, she would literally be pretty bald
I don't see what this has to do with what I posted, but ok.
Ew. Look at Michael Douglas's hands and imagine them poking and prodding at your soft spots.
He looks like he's going to die soon.
CZJ looks awesome! The marvels of the Lifetime Lift!
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Wow and Jane is 75! So, who's queen?
CZJ is a diva who knows how to OWN the red carpet. And what were those rumours about her real age actually being 10 years along from her official age. In that case, she's looking even better.
I still think CZJ looks great...I just hope she doesnt fuck with her face anymore.
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2nd thumb of Jane (6th row, 2nd photo) someone in the background is throwing epic side eye at her.
Jane Fonda looks damn good for her age. I agree that she has a style that isn't NOW!, but it really works for her. Good hair/good dress/color.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam
Jane Fonda thinks she's still in the 80s. But I like her look.
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And that's why her look is so right...
Submitted by donha on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 12:42pm.
Am I the only one who thinks CZJ is still gorgeous? She blows all the boring, young skinny bishes away.
my thoughts exactly
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 12:38pm.
I think that people who can REALLY pull off cropped short hair always look their best with it
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Charlize can pull it off because her face is so pretty, she would literally be pretty bald
to be honest, CZJ looks SUPER HOT. she must be about fifty now but she looks perfect.
and so does charlize theron