Monday, February 25th 2013

Open Post: Hosted By Quentin Tarantino's Wet Dream

No, Parasite Hilton did not go barefoot at Elton John's Oscar viewing party last night. This is Jim Carrey wearing some hot Hobbit feet shoes last night. Hopefully, Jim Carrey sends them to Quentin Tarantino as a congratulations gift (along with a bottle of toe jam-flavored lube), because the things QT will do to these things. They're extra veiny for QT's pleasure.

Posted by: Michael K


Foxxy Brown's picture

VOB: wake up, un-hang yourself and fly right -- you're making me dizzy! ;-P hope you're good, sorry i missed the fun last night

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

TelevisedRevolution's picture

Good night, all. I see I'm just in time for bed.

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WithinReason...'s picture

Vob, 100% right there. Getting sleepy too. You have a good night.

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veryoldbat's picture

Maybe. It was nice.. But he so left when things were-are tough.. I don't need that.

I'll catch you tomorrow sunshine and light...

The right man will come along... When I'm not looking.. ;)

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

WithinReason...'s picture

Like this, I wrote it then turned the screen upside down and copy pasted the text, lolol Nah used this http://www.fliptext.org/

It was a interesting but a very long day. Had to sleep in on Saturday becuase I was dead tired.

So, he finally showed up, huh? Seems he got his dates a little wrong, by weeks! Good for you. You think he'll try again?

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veryoldbat's picture

How did you do that? How was the conference Friday?

BTW.. Adorable called last Friday.. I sent him packing.. Then cried..
Yuck.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

WithinReason...'s picture

ıʇɐuıɯnןןı

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veryoldbat's picture

Busted..;)
I guess I do like the visuals of Marie hanging upside down in Versailles in her satin slippers...

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

WithinReason...'s picture

Is someone hanging upside down by any chance? Hmm? (that's funny Batty)

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veryoldbat's picture

Supastahhhh!

There once was a man from down under.
Who's cock was made of thunder

No more limericks..ok....::::

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

WithinReason...'s picture

*puts hands under arms like Molly Shannon in Superstar and smells them* High kick. *looks for tree to hug*

@KA, good evening.

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veryoldbat's picture

What's going on with the family...?
:: passes. D juice:::

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

WithinReason...'s picture

LaChay, I'm sorry. Sometimes we want to help so much but we can't. With family things like that no matter how close you are to your friend, it can be better just to step back and offer your support. Even if you have good advice from experience, you may want to wait until things are less heated and that's if they ask for advice. :(

I don't know any fart jokes.

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veryoldbat's picture

Heart LaChay

veryoldbat's picture

I'm serious. I think it would be a blast. Tennis.. Swimming...
Baseball.. Night crew vs. Daylisters. Island off Michigan?
Me... Beachy...warm.. Saint Lucia..lol.
Stuff to do

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

KA's picture

just saying hi.
hope you all are okay. ♥

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LaChaylo's picture

Hey ladies! I'm ok, just my bfs family going through some rough times, which our family has experienced before. Just sad. Wish I could do something.

Anywho, any good limericks or fart jokes?

WithinReason...'s picture

Yes, you're right, a large boat would be fun. But only male servers, if I have any say. Where do you think people would want to go?

@Ecce, thought so. Night!

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veryoldbat's picture

Ecce.. Think Inventing the Abbots..better film.. Nite

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

veryoldbat's picture

I would love to host a party here.. But not something that would get me banished from my neighborhood..2000 people would be a banishment.. LoloL

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Ecce Homo's picture

Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 02/26/2013
"I'm imagining you're Michael Pitt hahaha"
Hahaha INDEED, I look like his twin brother (really). Seeing him in Funny Games (a brilliant movie I wouldn't recommend to my worst enemy)was disturbing as hell.
"I like all MJT's avies, I always imagine her as Seyfried for some reason." Me too! Seyfried's one of my favorite newer actresses, although I've only seen her in Mean Girls and Jennifer's Body (aka The Greatest Movie of All TIME)!

And Hi there, VOB! I don't know what it means but for whatever reason, whenever I see your avie, I think of The Virgin Suicides (it's got to be a Kirsten Dunst thing-I love her to bits).

Hope both y'all are doing good (and everyone else here)it's time for bed. Have a good night, everyone!
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WithinReason...'s picture

With lothario Firth in front of you. Excuse me while I *swoon*

You been ok, VOB? Pain any better, or still bad?

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veryoldbat's picture

There would be no way to host anything reasonable...
If MK gets that kind of traffic.. Better to host it at a resort or boat...

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

veryoldbat's picture

Lately tho.. I look more like Meg Tillly standing in the rain in Valmont. LOL

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

WithinReason...'s picture

Ah. OK, and will there be costumes? Because you know bikinis and trunks bring in the revelers. hehehe

Ugh those nasty deformed feet each time I scroll up!

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veryoldbat's picture

Kiera..

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

WithinReason...'s picture

VOB, just saw it. House party, now you're talking my language. Definitely we'll need a bigger boat. We should. Besides who has time to clean, *chants* cruise ship, cruise ship.

Anna Karenina? Garbo or Keira's?

Hope LaChay is ok too.

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veryoldbat's picture

Withy.. Did you see the comment below on the 2000? I think a house party would be too small for the D. We should talk to MK and see if we can pull something together Ina bigger venue.

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

veryoldbat's picture

LaChay.. Did we lose you already?

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

WithinReason...'s picture

Sorry, flew right by me Batty. hahahaa Forgive me, you're looking very fine as always (I was refering to that movie... the name escapes me right now)

*bows in elegant manner*

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veryoldbat's picture

What's up LaChay? You mentioned there was lots of family drama...
Talk to us.. We can put you to sleep...;)

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

veryoldbat's picture

Was thinking Anna Karenina...

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

WithinReason...'s picture

VOB, it did, Marie Antoinette won the Oscar for costume design. She's eating a meringue

@Bambam, thanks for leaving the sexy song! Sounds like velvet to the ears, Night HO! ;p

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veryoldbat's picture

Withy.. You lost me...sorry. I'm confused. LOL
What movie?
Niters Bammer..sweet dreams..

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

WithinReason...'s picture

Vob, did the film win anything for costume design and makeup/hair? Are you thinking of changing your avie too?

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bambam's picture

Hi ho ho's! Hope everyone's had a good day today. If not you'll get another chance tomorrow. That's my Hallmark saying of the day, lols.

I'll leave y'all with something good, niters ladies, be well!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv4uby-aGKo

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veryoldbat's picture

After the Harry Morton story... Decided using my old pics wasn't condusive to comments... So that ended that.

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

veryoldbat's picture

I thought my silk slippers were invisable...
Mmmmm

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

WithinReason...'s picture

No no VOB, your Marie Antoinette is delightful! I'm seeing you float across the screen like she did remember? Very regal and sipping something decadent. *curtsies* <3

Night CIJ!

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veryoldbat's picture

Using my own pics.. Was a little weird,..

Nite CIJ

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

crazyinjapan's picture

Good night, sweet friends! I've got work tomorrow and it's getting late in my time zone. I look forward to chatting with y'all again soon. :)

veryoldbat's picture

What? Marie Antoinette does t conjure me? I need a new avi...

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

WithinReason...'s picture

Ecce, so this is your Friday so to speak. Hope you enjoyed it. I'm not surprised the pups woke you. There's no sleeping in for them. It's eat, play, sleep, poop, repeat. ;p

I'm imagining you're Michael Pitt hahaha I like all MJT's avies, I always imagine her as Seyfried for some reason. And I really got used to Hotmami's old Natalie even though Dormer's a hottie too. Makes me think of that hunk of Cavill on the Tudors. nomnomnom

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veryoldbat's picture

Withy.. Over 2000 comments... Not including lurkers..
We might have to rethink house party here? To cruise ship or resort destination ...
A D convention!!!'

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

WithinReason...'s picture

VOB, Tbh, I thought it fell a little flat too. The others definitely helped. It wasn't as bad as I thought it'd be though. Maybe fewer bad roast jokes and a streaker would be better next time?

Yeah, Charlize looked beautifully statuesque. I liked her dance number too. Did you see Scarjo singing? I missed it completely.

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veryoldbat's picture

What's funny in your living room doesn't always translate to a four hour show...
I thought that the nominees provided enough to cover tho... Loved Charlize.. And the dance.. She's lovely.

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Ecce Homo's picture

I'm doing good, Within, how 'bout you? Worked all weekend and I've been enjoying today off (though the darn dogs woke me up at an ungodly hour when I intended to sleep til noon).

I like your avie, I'm having a hard time adjusting to MJT's and Hotmamis new ones. Does anyone else picture everyone here looking like their avie (if it's human, that is)? Way back when before I ever commented here, I thought for the longest time that Evil Shoe was a guy!
I miss her and the Cupcakes (there were two of them, right?)
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WithinReason...'s picture

VOB, yeah it was really good fun. I hadn't noticed there were so many comments. Cool that MK, showed up too. What did you think of the show and Seth?

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veryoldbat's picture

Withy.. I did you goof! Blogging the Oscars was so much fun last night.

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

WithinReason...'s picture

Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 11:33pm.
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I know, it's addicting isn't it? And aren't our brains wired so the bright screen makes us think it's daytime? I dim it sometimes but it doesn't seem to make a difference.

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