Oscar Crumbs

I loved Amanda Seyfried in the Les Miserables musical piece, and the comedy rendition of the musical on Movie: The Movie sequel by Jimmy Kimmel was hilarious! Check it out: http://bit.ly/MovieTheMovie2

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:00am.

I thought "I Saw Your Boobs" was funny. The looks on the actresses faces were hilarious, though I think they were planted.
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It was a pre-recorded skit. I'm baffled at the number of people who thought the angry/shocked reactions from Charlize Theron and Naomi Watts were real. It was a joke, ffs. I thought it was hilarious, particularly Jennifer Lawrence's reaction.

Submitted by bambam on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:45am.

@kate,

Mel Gibson is a target, fair game. Salma Hayek's accent, for example, and the overall stereotype represented is not.

Two, The Onion is not someone sitting in their bedroom tweeting on Twitter, it's a national publication read by thousands. Big difference.

We got a country with the mainstream arguing that it's okay to make fun of other ethnic groups on the one hand. On the other hand we got a huge segment of the public arming themselves to the teeth like they're waiting for something to jump off.

Eventually with the way things are going these two situations may meet. Then what do we say?

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That's fair. Again, not saying what the Onion did was ok or anything like that. I'm just not outraged over it. But they did the right thing and deleted it and apologized.

And FTR- I don't condone racist jokes either. I guess I'm just less offended when everyone is a recipient, and I felt that was the case here. And I would rather have a little controversy than boring. Just my opinion on the matter. And I did find some of the schtick funny. Do I think he should host again? Probably not, and I don't think he will.

Either way, Seth McFarlane and the Onion are not worth having a brawl over, I just wanted to get my $.02 in. I respect everyone's opinion here on this.

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Submitted by kate773 on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 11:53pm.
Would anyone be offended if he did a song called "We saw your cock"?

What a dumb comparison.
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OK.

Streisand sang and I missed it. :(

Yay! I just saw the clip. She still reigns supreme. No one else but she is allowed to sing at my funeral. Okay, I guess I will have to settle for a CD.
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Who are you calling silly cow?

Did Daniel Day-Lewis and his wife sneak out of the house to go to the Oscars? I hope they did, if he wants us to believe that his 14 year old son really had no fucking clue where his parents were the other night, and why daddy is brandishing his third Construction Worker of the Year golden statue award on the cover of every newspaper in Ireland when he doesn't even own a hard hat and fluorescent jacket.

Hoping for an Oscars-free day on Dlisted.

Submitted by kate773 on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 11:53pm.
Would anyone be offended if he did a song called "We saw your cock"?

What a dumb comparison.

my god her face.

if that face gets any tighter, renee's ass will wet fart every time she smiles.

Renee has really big ears! And why is her skin always, always shiny? A little powder wouldn't kill her.

LaChay, I'm sorry to hear that. You know people on here are always ready to give their support. I hope it's something manageable, even if it doesn't seem so now. VOB and I are in OP if you want to come down, if you don't feel like it, it's ok. ((hugs))

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LaChay.. Come to OP.. What's going on?

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

okay so iwatched the oscars. when i saw the chicago number i kept thinking, hmmm who's this trick doing this? then i saw when they presented and i'm like oooh czj looks hot because from the neck down she did. THEN i saw the pictures today and i'm like bitch what the fuck did you do to your face? seriously she does not look like herself at all. those two need to lay off the plastic surgery like now.

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Withy, wish things could be better around here, got some rough news today but will manage. Glad you're well, and I can always count on the D and folks here for laughter :-)

Hey LaChay, How you been? Hardly see you these days. Hope the D is good. lol Glad I bumped into ya, I knew staying up would be good for something. Hope you're great too!

*Smooches*

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Hiya, Withy!

I'm having a sleepless night, thinking about deep stuff. Sigh. Hope you're well!!

Submitted by LaChaylo on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 1:11am.
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This. k, thanks. bye. lol

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bam bam, you nailed it. It's like the only way to be edgy was to be as non-PC as possible, without talking shit about the guys who give the green lights and make the money. Of the Academy's 5,112 members, the Academy today is almost 94% white and 77% male.

The thing is, Seth wasn't even funny. He was trying sooo hard to be a Dean Martin-type funny crooner, and he came across as a gigantic, unfunny douche.

Ann(e) Hateaway.

why complicate matters.

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You've got a good point, bam. It's always nice to see some integrity and critical thinking. G'night!

@kate,

Mel Gibson is a target, fair game. Salma Hayek's accent, for example, and the overall stereotype represented is not.

Two, The Onion is not someone sitting in their bedroom tweeting on Twitter, it's a national publication read by thousands. Big difference.

We got a country with the mainstream arguing that it's okay to make fun of other ethnic groups on the one hand. On the other hand we got a huge segment of the public arming themselves to the teeth like they're waiting for something to jump off.

Eventually with the way things are going these two situations may meet. Then what do we say?

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Ecce: I think we should blame the Kardashians for everything that goes wrong! Is your boss being a jerk? Blame the Kardashians. Is the dumbing-down of America bothering you? Blame the Kardashians! Personally, I'm going to blame the Kardashians for the earthquake that scared me on Saturday.

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:07am.
"I agree with all of you who say that saying vicious things about children is wrong. They're little kids, for fuck's sake. What's so horrible that a little kid can do? Make some noise? Make a mess? We were all little kids once."

Total agreement here. I know a fair amount of people who will just flat-out say "I don't like kids." I guess it's cool they're self-aware (and hopefully won't reproduce) but weren't they kids too, once?

And (to everyone)I'm not trying to speak for bambam, but I think what he might be getting at is that does the cultural bar just keep getting lowered and lowered until it hits the ground? Calling a kid that? Blech, I don't want to go on a rant, but the things sick adults project onto children in this culture...and even worse that it's in an effort to be edgy, newsworthy/hypeworthy.

Personally, I blame the kardassians!
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I agree with all of you who say that saying vicious things about children is wrong. They're little kids, for fuck's sake. What's so horrible that a little kid can do? Make some noise? Make a mess? We were all little kids once.

I didn't remember him singing about Jodie in that song. But if he did....one out of how many actresses. Big whoop.

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Submitted by bambam on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 11:48pm.
@Sans, he didn't go after white males like he did everybody else, not that there weren't enough chances to do so. Women, latinos, gays, blacks, jews. One big group he didn't fuck with.

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He took a pretty big fucking swing at Mel Gibson IIRC. He's a white guy last I checked. The best line of the night was when they all groaned and he said "Oh, ok, you're on his side, then." That was great.

The rape scene that stuck out to me was when he sang that he saw Jodie Foster's boobs in The Accused. It's been a long time since I've seen that movie, but I think her boobs showed while she was being raped.

I thought "I Saw Your Boobs" was funny. The looks on the actresses faces were hilarious, though I think they were planted. And I also approved of McFarlane admitting that Ted was atrocious because it was. BF and I didn't even finish it.

Anyway, I enjoyed the Oscars, as I usually do.

Bossy, thank you for saying what you did. WHAT rape scenes? What the hell is Bizarrelife talking about?

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Victim of love, it's such an easy part
And you know how to play it so well

And while I found some of McFarlane's jokes a little cringe inducing, I wasn't offended by anything. I just didn't take anything that seriously. It's his humor. I did laugh in a bunch of spots and I thought the boob song was funny. What, these women took their tops off on camera and we're not allowed to poke fun a little because its their "craft" or because they're women? Give me a break. Would anyone be offended if he did a song called "We saw your cock"? I'll answer for myself- fuck no.

Frankly, I'd rather lean on the offensive side then have Billy fucking Crystal trying to get everyone to like him all night. These people's skin is way too fucking thin and they think they're above reproach.

@Sans, he didn't go after white males like he did everybody else, not that there weren't enough chances to do so. Women, latinos, gays, blacks, jews. One big group he didn't fuck with.

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Please. Don't bring Suri Cruise into this like I haven't seen people here calling her a little brat, devil child, etc. Go look at the comments in any post about her. Obviously that's not everyone here but a decent amount. And I don't see a lot, if any, others wanting to burn those posters at the stake or even taking them to task, even if they disagree. I'm not saying the Onion was right but let's dial back the indignation just a bit.

And FTR - I was probably front and center calling Suri a brat too, so I'm not exempt from anything. It just seems like I'm seeing a lot of anger here. The kid will get over it. She'll be more scarred by having everyone in her life kissing her ass nonstop at such a formidable age. Isn't that everyone's complaint/assumption about Suri, btw?

Submitted by bambam on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 11:24pm.

That's why I didn't care so much for the Oscars, McFarlane is just some grown up adolescent with woman issues and maybe some gay issues too. Supporters say he skewered everyone equally but I noticed he didn't skewer his own kind, did he?

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He skewered himself, pretty much. That was the point of the "We Saw Yer Boobs" song and the Shatner bit.....that people would find his brand of humor totally tasteless and harangue him the day after for being the worst Oscar host of all time. WHich is exactly what people did.

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Submitted by dementa on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 8:36pm.

Yeah, it makes SO much sense to call a 9-year-old a cunt. Stupid bastards.

Call that preening disingenuous AnnE Hathaway a cunt. Call John Travolta one. Call Jennifer Aniston one. Even call Jennifer Lawrence, whom I like. BUT NOT A 9-YEAR-OLD CHILD. There are lines you don't cross, like calling children with single-digit ages by obscene names.
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Thank you dementa for putting it so simply, i.e. where is the line? It seems like once a month we get some news of some incident or scandalous shit that happened and eventually someone comes out and says "it ain't that big a deal."

Call me old fashioned but it is a big deal. Our country is getting too de-sensitized, too stupified. The only time we start yelling is when there's blood shed. What do they think leads up to situations like that?

That's why I didn't care so much for the Oscars, McFarlane is just some grown up adolescent with woman issues and maybe some gay issues too. Supporters say he skewered everyone equally but I noticed he didn't skewer his own kind, did he?

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Does Hilary Swank still get invited to the Oscars?

“It does get to me. I live my life with love, I live my life with compassion, I live my life hoping the best for absolutely everyone, no matter how they feel about me.”

And with this I consider her "AnnE of Arc". She earned her Oscar and played it well. Class all the way.

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Submitted by Bizzarelife on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 7:45pm.
@bam bam:
I just posted an article to my Facebook about that Seth McFarlane crap. My BF said "Well, what did people expect>?" Touche'.
I suppose it was for shock value. However, what an ASS! He said such crude and gross crap - "I saw your boobs?" REALLY? Those scenes he listed in his little ditty were all rape scenes. Douche!

You're being dramatic and not at all factual. Titanic was not a rape scene, neither was Brokeback Mountain, nor Vanilla Sky, nor Silkwood, nor Iris, nor the Reader, nor Eyes Wide Shut, nor Gia, the list of NOT a rape scene goes on. Look, they all willingly chose to put their breasts out the for anyone to see. Furthermore, several of them participated in the skit. He didn't expose their breasts, he didn't give information that wasn't already out there, the women chose to expose their breasts so if you want to be mad at someone be mad at them because they don't see it as shameful, they see it as their "craft".

christ sake renee, ease up girl.
you look like something sigourney weaver had a fight with in alien.

mike, agreed. As if these foolios didn't get enough attention already.

Did we ever find out the real story with Renee divorcing Kenny Chesney on the grounds of 'fraud'?

Oh, and even though Halle is a little crazy, she always looks Old Hollywood glamour girl in her beautiful gowns.

When is the 3rd Bridget Jones movie going to be made with Renee and Hugh and Colin?

I hope it is as funny as the first!

I like Renee, she seems shy and like she has a good heart, not sure if she was high or just nervous. She looks better than she has for a while, and JLaw and her could be the same person, twenty years apart. And remember, CZJ has had a hard couple of years. Michaels been fighting the cancer, she's been dealing with her bipolar, so if she seems a bit skittish, she's got more than enough reason to be excused...

I watched the Oscizzz and really what do you actually expect? They gave each other a pat on the back for a job well done and now it's over until next year. The famewhores will still be famewhores.

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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman

I bet George Clooney is so glad he dodged the Renee Z bullet.

I'm glad I didn't watch this circus.

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 9:17pm.
Regarding the Onion calling Little Q a cunt: I think that it was intended to be funny because she is so not one. She's an adorable little girl with a puppy purse. It definitely missed the mark, though. Bad joke. Really bad joke.
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ITA with your take, cij.

Regarding the Onion calling Little Q a cunt: I think that it was intended to be funny because she is so not one. She's an adorable little girl with a puppy purse. It definitely missed the mark, though. Bad joke. Really bad joke.

Remember when Kathy Griffin said that Dakota Fanning was in rehab as a joke, and E fired her from the red carpet? Well, I heard her explain it something like this: she knew Dakota was a good girl and very young, and she thought it was funny because Dakota being in rehab would be ridiculous.

Naomi Watts was by far my favorite of last night. She looked amazing and her dress was perfection on her.

Hathahaters Hhhhhaaaahaaaahhaaaahhaaahaa I'm dying laffin mk where the fuck do I sign up for this club ?
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Yeah but , what happened to the DuFresnes ?!?!?!?!?!?!? "
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Squinty was so plastered, I thought she was going to fall ovah.

Yes, Seacrest was the most annoying person there with that hair.

HAHAHA Stamos' face.

Shut up Stunt OnionHole.

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