Anne Hathaway Wants You To Like Her, Dammit!
Tracy Flick's spirit animal Anne Hathaway knows that Valium prescriptions are up by 300%, because a ton of people had to overly medicate themselves to deal with the soul-killing baby voice she used in all of her overly rehearsed acceptance speeches. Anne said that all the hate got to her, but that she knows there's a negative to every positive and blah blah blah blah. A source tells UsWeekly that Anne worked on her Oscar speech a lot, because she wanted to come off as more likable to her haters. It didn't work! Was Anne's coach Taylor Swift, because if you want to come off as more likable you don't start your speech by saying "It came true" like you're Cinderfuckingrella.
The source said that she practiced her speech a lot and tweaked it so people wouldn't have the urge to choke out their TV screens. The source said, "She was very aware that she had been the butt of everyone's jokes."
Why does Anne even care? Anne has the only thing in life she's ever wanted, AN OSCAR, and she probably has a six pack on her lungs from all the heavy breathing she did during her speeches, so why the hell should she care how we feel. Anne should just tell us to eat her farts and then disappear off the face of Hollywood the way most Best Supporting Actresses do.
And one of my friends, who loves Anne Hathaway the same way I love tortillas with mayonnaise, IMed yesterday and said something like, "Why do you hate Anne Hathaway so much? Is it because she reminds you of high school since she was the kind of girl who was your only friend back then?"
I hate it when whores tell me the truth.
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I gotta weigh in with my opinion. I'm in total agreement with the hate. I broke my eyeballs rolling them at every one of her acceptance speeches.
BUT-I'm a bitter old hag, yet I was moved to tears by her performance as Fantine. Not even Susan Boyle moved me like AnnE did. As insufferable as AnnE the person is, AnnE the actress deserved every accolade she won this year.
She's a needy annoying cunt.
Post Achievement Depresssion...in the cards. Getting an Academy Award for your work is a great thing. Anne made too big a deal out of it. Now she will pay. Self doubt will return with a vengeance. That's life.
MizRo, besotes back amor! Lovely to see you around these parts!
you're welcome!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Thank you Foxxy!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Foxxy: thanks for that link - flowchart made me laugh, too true.
People don't like her because she is a pain in the ass.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
@ GG -- i thought i saw the link here but maybe not
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-soup/anne-hathaways-oscar-acce_b_27452...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Her mouth is humongous. And you know what they say about large mouths....
Good for porn.
Foxxy, there was a flowchart on this bish?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
NIKKI: love your SuperSquirrel avie! She acts like a pretentious boarding school priss with an unrequited need to be liked. She says she's from NY?
And one of my friends, who loves Anne Hathaway the same way I love tortillas with mayonnaise, IMed yesterday and said something like, "Why do you hate Anne Hathaway so much? Is it because she reminds you of high school since she was the kind of girl who was your only friend back then?"
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Funny M-K should say that because I had a coworker who went to high school with her and she said Ms Hathaway wasn't nice (actually those weren't her exact words, but I thought I'd remain polite). Nonetheless, it's possible she has changed into a nice person now she's an adult.
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"Oh no, no, no, sweet baby. They're gonna eat you alive in Hollywood. Oh you're definitely going to end up doing gay porn with this tiny little body of yours" -Sweet Dee
La Chaylo! Besotes...
TOM F: I would wager all 3 are true; Hathaway has good reason to be jealous - Laurence is way more attractive, younger, better bodied, grounded and better liked. AND I think she will turn out to be a way better actress than this drip.
Bitch, please. You ain't Sally Field.
I don't hate her, I'm just annoyed by her. She's a good actress, though she's close to that tipping point that happens with big A-list stars in that it becomes increasingly impossible to see them as anything other than their star power when you see them in a movie. Stay low-key, Anne, and you'll be fine.
TexnDoc, gems!
True or false? Anne Hathaway laughed her head off after Jennifer Lawrence tripped.
True or false? Hugh Jackman (also sitting in the front seat) attempted to help JL because Anne Hathaway, who was still giggling, refused to put down her sacred award for even 1/1000th of a second to assist the fallen.
True or false? Anne Hathaway evil-eyed Jennifer, thus causing her to stairway stumble in the first place.
Submitted by chinchilla on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 3:21pm.
@chewinsmoke
oooh ok, my mistake! i really thought she was gonna go all Aeon Flux on his ass after.
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lol - I was so embarrassed FOR HIM when I saw all the shade being directed toward him that I almost changed the channel, but then I realized that no one was wearing the clothes they showed up in, so I realized then it was an act.
@Foxxy - I had drank too much the night before so I was hungover/sober. :P
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 3:17pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 3:15pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 3:13pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 3:09pm.
mmmmmm hmmmmm. let's see how you feel about her if she's ever up against ol' Goopy for an award... ;-P
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Well she's be a cheep ass no talent jacked up donkey mouthed WHORE that's how I'll feel!
you could have just said "Julia Roberts" and kept it short... ;-P
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LOL! good one!
Submitted by CodeRed on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 3:09pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 3:04pm.
Submitted by CodeRed on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 2:54pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 2:44pm.
Submitted by CodeRed on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 2:33pm.
those teeth alone must be an inch.
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YOU try chewing a bale of hay a day with tiny chompers!
*donkey kicks pail over*
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lol, talk about a Joker mouth.
btw, I've been waiting to stick it to you somewhere - Habs Rule! ;)
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lol, Hey let's not get CRAZY now, you're only three points ahead of us and we'll kick your ass tomorrow. That's going to be a BIG game for both of us!
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looking forward to it, in friendly competition. It still is far less greater than the nords had with the habs back when. In this province there's nothing we prefer than HATING on each other and bickering.
man 6:0 last time. habs were absent! otherwise I don't know what other team than the habs can sit on leads as much and still lose or go into OT. You always need to be on the edge of your seat with them till the clock runs out. no 2-3 goal lead is enough. clutch and grab defense won't get you far.
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Ya well we might finally see a playoff game for the first time in 8 years or some shit. An original 6 team and a 8 year drought and 45 since we saw the cup, WTF!!
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 3:09pm.
Submitted by The5thelementof... on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 3:05pm.
Sorry, but I like Anne.
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She honestly doesn't bother me one way or the other, I've seen better I seen worse acting that's for sure. It IS fun hackin on her though.
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True. I think she just needs to smoke a joint and mellow out. It might be good for her............
@chewinsmoke
oooh ok, my mistake! i really thought she was gonna go all Aeon Flux on his ass after.
UVULA! ITA. Stewart looks like shite lately - is she with Pattinson or not? Anyone know?
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 3:15pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 3:13pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 3:09pm.
mmmmmm hmmmmm. let's see how you feel about her if she's ever up against ol' Goopy for an award... ;-P
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Well she's be a cheep ass no talent jacked up donkey mouthed WHORE that's how I'll feel!
you could have just said "Julia Roberts" and kept it short... ;-P
nice description there -- i may have to borrow that for my new signature... #rollingonthefloor
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
She's been bugging me since she's been everydamnwhere and that goes for anybody who's in the public eye for more than a little while. I do like Jennifer Lawrence- she strikes me as what Kristen Stewart thinks she comes across as.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
humans_off: that made me cackle!
She's what I refer to as ET: eyes and teeth.
To each his own Muffin! I truly hope she goes home and languishes there for a long spell: I cannot take much more of her.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 3:13pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 3:09pm.
mmmmmm hmmmmm. let's see how you feel about her if she's ever up against ol' Goopy for an award... ;-P
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Well she's be a cheep ass no talent jacked up donkey mouthed WHORE that's how I'll feel!
in anne's defense, when her name was wrongly spelled and engraved in a trophy, I'd also correct them, offhandedly. Just saying like.
but I don't think her performance was Oscar worthy. Others starved themselves for a movie, and others sang it better too.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 3:09pm.
MizRo -- you described her perfectly, but don't let Whamo know; he loves his Goop!
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LOL, I've lots a goop smack talk in the last few days...
"Whamo doesn't like this!"
*George Costanza voice*
This morning I heard, "O My God!" from the computer, ran over, only to find my husband reading about Ann Hath. hate. "People *really* don't like her!"
I had to pretend to be surprised...
I don't hate on her at all, but ITA with Michael's take on her speech! ick.
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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 3:09pm.
mmmmmm hmmmmm. let's see how you feel about her if she's ever up against ol' Goopy for an award... ;-P
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Hey Anne, wanna really be liked? Give it a rest.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Submitted by MeowMeow on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 3:03pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 2:27pm.
i think you're onto something there, Meow...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by The5thelementof... on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 3:05pm.
Sorry, but I like Anne.
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She honestly doesn't bother me one way or the other, I've seen better I seen worse acting that's for sure. It IS fun hackin on her though.
MizRo -- you described her perfectly, but don't let Whamo know; he loves his Goop!
AnnE needs a Helen Lawson to put her in her place. Her win reminds me of "All About Eve" and she just screams Tracy Flick.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 3:04pm.
Submitted by CodeRed on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 2:54pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 2:44pm.
Submitted by CodeRed on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 2:33pm.
those teeth alone must be an inch.
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YOU try chewing a bale of hay a day with tiny chompers!
*donkey kicks pail over*
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lol, talk about a Joker mouth.
btw, I've been waiting to stick it to you somewhere - Habs Rule! ;)
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lol, Hey let's not get CRAZY now, you're only three points ahead of us and we'll kick your ass tomorrow. That's going to be a BIG game for both of us!
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looking forward to it, in friendly competition. It still is far less greater than the nords had with the habs back when. In this province there's nothing we prefer than HATING on each other and bickering.
man 6:0 last time. habs were absent! otherwise I don't know what other team than the habs can sit on leads as much and still lose or go into OT. You always need to be on the edge of your seat with them till the clock runs out. no 2-3 goal lead is enough. clutch and grab defense won't get you far.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Submitted by bambam on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 3:02pm.
i have long been convinced that Nicholson is going to die in the same manner as Nelson Rockefeller (allegedly)... ;-)
@chewinsmoke -- damn you're good! so you were sober while you were watching that mess, huh? ;-P
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
@Ecce Homo: I guess I'm feeling a little Helen Lawson-ish this afternoon! :)
I wonder if her ex boyfriend saw the win from prison? "I use to bang that"
*gets raped for "lying"*
I don't like her, I really really don't like her.
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
Sorry, but I like Anne.
I don't get the vibe that she's putting on an act, like say the feeling I get from Beyonce's fake humble stunt queen act. I think she is genuine she's just living in a bubble world where everything has gone right for her and it's all so magical. I kinda envy her for her outlook. She acts like all the young drama majors I knew in high school. She hasn't had much misfortune in her life except it seems for that douchebag fiance who embezzled money and it's probably why she comes across so saccharine and eye-roll inducing.
Yes she can get annoying, but she's not mean or a bitch, she's talented and as someone else stated below, there are dozens of other people in Hollywood who are more deserving of the disdain than she is.
Submitted by CodeRed on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 2:54pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 2:44pm.
Submitted by CodeRed on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 2:33pm.
those teeth alone must be an inch.
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YOU try chewing a bale of hay a day with tiny chompers!
*donkey kicks pail over*
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lol, talk about a Joker mouth.
btw, I've been waiting to stick it to you somewhere - Habs Rule! ;)
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lol, Hey let's not get CRAZY now, you're only three points ahead of us and we'll kick your ass tomorrow. That's going to be a BIG game for both of us!
Someone should send AnnE, PHM's avie so she knows what we really think about her!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 2:27pm.
the "Crash" win (and then, sorry, Louis Bullock's mom for "The Blind Side") is when the oscars turned to shit for me.
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So many Best Actress Oscar winners have won because they're seen as some kind of American sweetheart. Their performances simply were OK:
Sandra Bullock
Julia Roberts
Reese Witherspoon
J-Law (like her, but sorry -- Riva should have won)
Halle Berry
Helen Hunt
Natalie Portman
Goopy
I think Kidman, Cotillard, Theron and Winslet actually did some serious acting and really deserved the award.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 2:58pm.
Submitted by bambam on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 2:52pm.
i suppose that means that Nicholson's assisted living contract permits a "plus one" for Friday or Saturday dinner
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Foxxy, that's gold right there. Bahahahaha
@Ecce
Wait? What? *googles Baker Street*
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@Foxxy,
You mean the "birds-eye" special with the two-for-one viagra cocktail? lols
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgQ-QrCFMjs
since when does fake crying for 5 minutes and belting out an over emoted song (susan boyle did it better) warrant an oscar? her voice is fine but definitely not like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aeo86iOS0QU
this is how it should be done.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.