Anne Hathaway Wants You To Like Her, Dammit!
Tracy Flick's spirit animal Anne Hathaway knows that Valium prescriptions are up by 300%, because a ton of people had to overly medicate themselves to deal with the soul-killing baby voice she used in all of her overly rehearsed acceptance speeches. Anne said that all the hate got to her, but that she knows there's a negative to every positive and blah blah blah blah. A source tells UsWeekly that Anne worked on her Oscar speech a lot, because she wanted to come off as more likable to her haters. It didn't work! Was Anne's coach Taylor Swift, because if you want to come off as more likable you don't start your speech by saying "It came true" like you're Cinderfuckingrella.
The source said that she practiced her speech a lot and tweaked it so people wouldn't have the urge to choke out their TV screens. The source said, "She was very aware that she had been the butt of everyone's jokes."
Why does Anne even care? Anne has the only thing in life she's ever wanted, AN OSCAR, and she probably has a six pack on her lungs from all the heavy breathing she did during her speeches, so why the hell should she care how we feel. Anne should just tell us to eat her farts and then disappear off the face of Hollywood the way most Best Supporting Actresses do.
And one of my friends, who loves Anne Hathaway the same way I love tortillas with mayonnaise, IMed yesterday and said something like, "Why do you hate Anne Hathaway so much? Is it because she reminds you of high school since she was the kind of girl who was your only friend back then?"
I hate it when whores tell me the truth.
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She feigns innocence and tries to be the ingenue but we all know you Anne, you and that thief you dated for quite some time.
I've disliked her "love me, like me, PLEASE" shtick since day one.
Over-rated, not cute, untalented and vanilla: yes, like Goop.
Submitted by chinchilla on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 2:37pm.
@bourgie
i'm surprised if true. she looked PISSED when he mentioned her in the I Saw Boobs song.
on/t
no one does a "you like me!" speech like Sally Field.
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Chinchilla - that was all prerecorded and made to look like those actresses were ready to kill him. I was DYING of embarrassment when that song was going on, but you'll notice that Charlize had on a dark dress when they panned to her (as opposed to the white one she wore to Oscars), Jennifer Lawrence had her hair down (as opposed to the updo she had at the Oscars) and Naomi Watts had a blue dress on (instead of the black one she wore Sunday night). It was an act - they were all in on it.
So I suppose McFarlane and Theron is plausible.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Have no use for this entitled twat no matter her external talents.
Submitted by bambam on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 2:52pm.
i suppose that means that Nicholson's assisted living contract permits a "plus one" for Friday or Saturday dinner
lmao @ "sunglasses = game time, baby!"
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
'Tracy Flick's spirit animal' bahahahaha Never had a problem with her until this Oscar campaign. Lately she's giving off that vibe of erudite pretension that usually ends in high school.
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And when Shirley belted out, Beyonce's wig blew off. - MK 2/24/2013
You can't get what you want, til you know what you want - The OTHER Joe Jackson
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My two favorite Joan jokes:
"Kristen Stewart explained she cut her foot on some glass. But I know it was a ceiling fan."
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"Halle Berry's gown looks like an art-deco dildo."
"Anne should just tell us to eat her farts" I would have LOVED if she'd said something like this. I used to like her, but she became so fake around the time she hosted the Oscars; suddenly she had decided that she had "made it" in the biz.
That's why I dislike her, there is nothing genuine about her. Even when she was thanking her hubby she sounded like she was acting. Anne, go ahead and have ALL the seats in the theater.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
She's just so full of self, and now after the "I had a dream" and Fantine comments, a tacky bitch as well.
If that's the way she's really like, no wonder she went into fucking acting - to hide from herself!
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Tue, 02/26/2013 -
"Anne is an OK broad but she needs to calm the fuck down."
Apropos of nothing, I imagined that as growled by Helen Lawson in the Valley of the Dolls, and it made me laugh!
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"More cunnilingus has been performed to Baker Street than any other song in history." (some anonymous online mope)
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 2:44pm.
Submitted by CodeRed on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 2:33pm.
those teeth alone must be an inch.
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YOU try chewing a bale of hay a day with tiny chompers!
*donkey kicks pail over*
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lol, talk about a Joker mouth.
btw, I've been waiting to stick it to you somewhere - Habs Rule! ;)
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Tortillas with mayonaiise? Damn MK, ewww.
Anyways, has anyone seen the tape of J Lawrence getting hit on by Jack Nicholson? She was being interviewed by George Stephanopolous and his old perverted ass interrupted to say hello to her.
They chatted a bit then I heard him say she reminded him of an old girlfriend while he walked away.
She shot right back at him groucho marx style, "Do I remind you of a new girlfriend?" and he says "I thought about it."
She lost it! She turned around, covered her face with her hands and says to George "Oh my God, Jack Nicholson! Can you believe that?!?!!"
Then Jack came back, this time with the shades on. It was game time baby, game time.
Man, if you don't like this chick, sumpthin's gotta be wrong with you.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgQ-QrCFMjs
Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 2:44pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 2:27pm.
LMFAO!! sadly i am old enough to remember that but frankly today was not prepared to admit my age ;-) and i agree with you but gave the academy a second chance. crash put the academy on notice from me; bullock put the academy on the fuck you list
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Huvane is her publicist? Maybe he should have proofread that stupid speech.
I don't mind her. Granted, she's been off my radar cuz I just can't with awards season. She does come off as quite the try hard, though.
Poor AnnE. That Oscar is the kiss of death for her career and she's starting to get it. She reached for the brass ring and fell off the horse.
Anne is an OK broad but she needs to calm the fuck down. As an actor, she needs to learn that:
1. You can't please or be loved by everyone and (most importantly)
2. You shouldn't believe your own press, be it good or bad.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 2:21pm.
http://www.businessinsider.com/stephanie-cutter-helped-harvey-weinstein-...
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Thanks!
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 2:09pm.
They were brutal on Joan's show.
They sure were! Liked that last comment from Joan
something like "well, she's been winning every award so I'm going to let her win this one"
For worst dressed. Cracked me up.
"medicate themselves to deal with the soul-killing baby voice"
LOL MK! I truly despise baby talk. It's as bad if not worse than fingernails running down a chalkboard.
Here's why people are sick of Anne Hathaway (or at least I am):
She is self-obsessed, but can't just own it. She also has the need to be liked, so puts on a show of feigned humility. The combination of egocentricity, falseness, and desperation to be liked, when put all together, are WORSE than just one by one. Example: Madonna's a diva bitch, but doesn't pretend to be otherwise. She is what she is. Jennifer Lawrence seems to be down-to-earth, sweet, goofy, and genuinely shocked by her own fame and fortune. Put them both together, and you get the MONSTER that is Anne Hathaway. Own one or the other, girlfriend, but don't be both. You're not fooling anyone.
Submitted by snuffy on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 2:32pm.
She's the real life Rachel Berry. I fucking hate them both.
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LUUUUURVE your avie!!!
Got that shit as my ringtone....
b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j
"I'm doin ho activities, with ho energy. Ho's are my friends, ho's are my enemies."
Submitted by Joeb on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 2:42pm.
needs to challange herself in a Lifetime movie about a Oxy addicted truckstop waitress who sells her two younger brothers into a homosexual sex slave operation and then seeks redemption through a twelve step program.
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LMFAO! that's funny!
This one's attitude is so much more refreshing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ACQpZW-eTg
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 2:27pm.
the "Crash" win (and then, sorry, Louis Bullock's mom for "The Blind Side") is when the oscars turned to shit for me.
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You must not be old enough to remember Marisa Tomei winning for My Cousin Vinnie.
Submitted by CodeRed on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 2:33pm.
those teeth alone must be an inch.
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YOU try chewing a bale of hay a day with tiny chompers!
*donkey kicks pail over*
I like Annie. I will always like everyone associated with "Brokeback Mountain". However, she was bad in a very bad movie and needs to challange herself in a Lifetime movie about a Oxy addicted truckstop waitress who sells her two younger brothers into a homosexual sex slave operation and then seeks redemption through a twelve step program.
I AM THE MOST TALENTED ACTOR IN THE UNIVERSE AND YOU BITCHES BEST GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT MERYL STREEP DOES....KISS MY ASS AND RECOGNIZE BEEEEEEEYYYYYOOOOTTTCHES
*cone beam of light comes out of the sky picks Anne up to the heavens*
Submitted by waterbucket on Tue, 02/26/2013 -
"I thought MK's friend's quote is very insightful. I don't like Anne's personality but I think deep down, she's a nice decent person. If only she wouldn't come off so desperate."
Nice to read that, I kinda feel the rage about her is a bit overstated. Just my opinion, though.
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"More cunnilingus has been performed to Baker Street than any other song in history." (some anonymous online mope)
When it comes to making an ass of yourself on stage Goopy still wins (sorry, Whamo) and Halle Berry is still runner-up.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
@bourgie
i'm surprised if true. she looked PISSED when he mentioned her in the I Saw Boobs song.
on/t
no one does a "you like me!" speech like Sally Field.
Wow, MK, your friend is harsh.
Didn't she thank Hugo in one speech? What a half-wit and doesn't she have any friends who could have pulled her head out of her own arse?
I was also a major drama/theatre girl at school but with enough self-awareness and friends and family who wouldn't put up with that sort of shit.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
my dreams are now the realities <:) B)
^__^d omg bb i luv u oscar ;_;
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Hahaha, I read somebody's post where they said that bitch was so obsessed with getting that supporting actress Oscar that she forgot to wear a supporting bra.
Then they said she shouldn't have won an Oscar, she should of won a SAG award. LMAO!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgQ-QrCFMjs
those teeth alone must be an inch.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
I thought MK's friend's quote is very insightful. I don't like Anne's personality but I think deep down, she's a nice decent person. If only she wouldn't come off so desperate.
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Like the fatal blossom of the graceful jimsonweed, I entice with my fragrance but can provide no succor.
She's the real life Rachel Berry. I fucking hate them both.
Congrats to her , she definetly deserved it!
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Blerg!!
that mouth! Human Jaws.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
that mouth! Human Jaws.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
**rolling eyes*** Anyway, MK you MUST do a thread about this possible new couple alert. I mean they fit together perfectly on just about every level. I wanna discuss.
Here they are:
http://www.eonline.com/news/391992/seth-macfarlane-and-charlize-theron-w...
I actually used to like Anne Hathaway. She seemed somewhat genuine back in the day but after The Devil Wears Prada, she just became insufferable. The only solace is that winning the Oscar will likely tank her career because that shit in the kiss of death for most actors.
I know the Oscar is some sort of coveted shit but how many of the winners go on to have really awesome careers, especially when they win in their 20s?
It came happened :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
the "Crash" win (and then, sorry, Louis Bullock's mom for "The Blind Side") is when the oscars turned to shit for me. as much credibility as the grammys now imo. imo now awards from BAFTA and SAG mean more than an oscar
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Go guzzle some fucking Draino. JFC
I was one of the smokers in high school and can guarantee that I would have hated this chick. That aside I wasn't so annoyed with her till she took this roll and starved herself when there is plenty of starving talent in this country already. Then she was all martyr about it. Yeah welcome to real artistry bitch. That's a lot of people's everyday. Seriously you can drop that whole fivel goes west thing now.
Meh. I'm not sure why she excites so much discussion.
Those bust-line darts on the other hand will forever be responsible for Oscar NippyGate 2013.
Next!!
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This from Blind Gossip made me laugh earlier:
"During a post-show interview, one of last night’s Oscar winners was rambling on about fate and attitude and winning. The philosophical mumbo jumbo was a bit too much for some onlookers. Several were rolling their eyes, and one said "What the fuck is s/he talking about?" just loudly enough for everyone to hear. Several of the onlookers – including other reporters and camera operators – giggled, but the winner didn’t lose a beat. S/he just gave the person the side eye and continued babbling on, either unaware or not caring how ridiculous they sounded." Popular guess: Anne Hathaway.
I read somewhere also that a microphone person asked her what "It came true" meant, and she said "Well, I dreamed a dream and it came true!"
I think this bitch is for real. I might even start liking her.
What she said at the interview (about what "It came true" meant) right after the Oscars was so much worse. It was actual painful to watch -- -I was in pain!
Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 2:21pm.
Apparently, Leo DiCatchaho has never won an Oscar.
How the fuck does Jennifer what's her face who's been famous for like 2 days and this talentless scag get one but Leo doesn't???
It's infuriating the blant favortism of it all.
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Preach it.
Submitted by annobanano on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 2:08pm.
"So does wearing an apron from Williams Sonoma's Easter collection"
I had to Google those: LOL.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
They compiled Anne's Heavy Oscar Breathing:
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d1_l_BsGqXo
And she actually turned it down from past award speeches!
ETA: Twaty, She was pointing that cutesy "gun" at the incomparable Christopher Plummer, which makes it that much more offensive to me! (Actually, Plummer had made a comment about wanting to work with all of the nominated actresses for his next 30 films and that was Anne's lame, "Oh, you funny old guy!" response.)