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Michael Bolton (60)
Teresa Palmer (27)
Shiloh Fernandez (28)
Ally Hilfiger (28)
Sharon Van Etten (32)
Corinne Bailey Rae (34)
Erykah Badu (42)
Max Martin (42)
Mark Dacascos (49)
Greg Germann (55)
Bree Walker (60)
Dante Ferretti (70)
Fats Domino (85)

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Birthday Sluts

Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 5:36pm.

without Fats Domino, there is no rock and roll - so Hail Hail! a fine songwriter and a goddamn, sho' nuff survivor, amen.

and happy birthday to Corrine Bailey Rae and Erykah Badu.

ps: and Dlisted's own mslainey! hb to you.

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Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 5:14pm.

HB to Miss Lainey, and Fats Domino. Posthumous B-Day to the Man in Black.

Submitted by chasing windmills on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 5:08pm.

fcuk you. i can't un-see this

Submitted by NDNchief on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 3:00pm.

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-

HB to Lainey
HB to Corrine
& HB to Fats.

Submitted by Zonko on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:33pm.

Today is Johnny Cash's birthday.

Submitted by Tyroan on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:15pm.

HBD Ms. Badu... I think you better call Tyroan.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:05pm.

HB Miss Lainey!

I can't stand Michael Bolton, but if he does a lot for charity like Hekki says, I'll give him a pass. HB, I guess.

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Submitted by Anita Bidet on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:02pm.

My favorite Michael Bolton video
http://youtu.be/QlVkr10DaAE

Submitted by Anita Bidet on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 11:35am.

I can't believe Fats Domino is still alive. he must have one hell of a doctor

Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 11:16am.

happy birthday misslainey!

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Submitted by Winnyfranfran on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 11:14am.

I celebrate his entire catalog!

Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 11:13am.

Happy Birthday MissLainey. Have a Great Day!
HB Fats Domino
and say what you want about Michael Bolton.
He's a decent singer and did a sexy version of
Hallelujah:
Happy 60th

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB6Z3Df3SPI

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 10:51am.

He's one of those celebs--Fabio, Donald Trump--whose hair is their very being. Without it, Bolton's just a grey-haired old guy.

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Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 10:49am.

is michael bolton and nicolette sheridan still a thing?

happy birthday to ms badu, corinne bailey rae and fats domino!

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 10:41am.

This is a landmark BD Sluts main pic! Every female (some males) have at one time played with themselves while looking at a pic of Michael Bolton FACT!

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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 10:40am.

Happy Birfday MissLainey! Hope it's a good one!

Happy Birfday to Michael Bolton. I think he's a nice guy who has a sense of humor about himself, and he does a LOT for charity. Supposedly he has a photograph of Cher in his bathroom.

Also to Greg Germann (you'd know him if you saw him), poor Corinne Bailey Rae who is a widow and so so pretty and I liked that hit song she had way back then.

Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 10:24am.

Submitted by misslainey on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 9:35am.

Happy Birthday to you!

Submitted by miz cynical on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 10:21am.

HB to misslainey! I don't really recognize the majority of names on this list, with the exception of Bolton & Badu. Didn't Badu go off the deep end recently, like Lauryn Hill? Or am I getting their stories confused?

Submitted by Vern on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 10:19am.

I don't even want to throw mardis gras beads at this dbag.

Happy happy M. Lainey!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 10:03am.

Submitted by TexnDoc: "HB Bree Walker...Her story reminds me of the CP kid on "The Facts of Life" - yeah, you're very brave and all good for you but get out of my face."

Aw, damn! Made me LOL.

What I'm starting to think is that it's kind of BETTER to have some sort of handicap (I'm not just talking physical), because then you already know the deck is stacked against you and how hard you're gonna have to fight and you won't have the expectation that things are going to be easy for you.

Submitted by CokeyBloke on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 10:05am.

Happy Birthday, MissLainey!

I'm appalled at this Bree Walker crap. I can't believe someone had the ignorance and/or gall to ask such a rude and insensitive question.

ETA: She apparently had an issue with Madame Orpah endorsing the baby book "10 Little Fingers and 10 Little Toes."

I'm not sure how I feel about this one, but I do think this poor woman got way more flack than necessary. (Plus, I hate Oprah)

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 9:56am.

Submitted by joanne on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 9:46am.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t61oJT-d900
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*Jumps up starts swingin joanne around the dance floor*

Submitted by Craigypants on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 9:56am.

What a complete list of nobodies, Shitty day to be born on.

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 9:54am.

Ms Fury....LOL, I saw that looking up who she was, I was like WTF!!! just the way he leans back in that "news voice" and askes her if her parent would have aborted had they know. Bawahaaa! fuckin dumbass...I'm with Snowy though I want to see those narly claws.

Mornin by the way :D

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 9:51am.

Happy Bday misslainey! All the best to you :D

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 9:51am.

thanks for the video IF but I wanted to see THE HANDS!!!!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 9:48am.

misslainey Happy Birthday!

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 9:47am.

Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Na-ghee-na-na-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well, at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know, there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There *was* nothing wrong with it... until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well, why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

Michael Bolton is the Nickelback of pop music.

Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 9:46am.

Here is the Bree Walker incident. Imagine being essentially asked if you should have been aborted or if you'd abort your own kid if they turned out like you - just because of a hand/foot deformity. Jesus Christ, what an asshole!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-_UR93_9Ro

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Submitted by joanne on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 9:46am.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t61oJT-d900

Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 9:41am.

HB MissL!!!

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Submitted by LaChaylo on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 9:36am.

Miss Lainey, have a great birthday!!

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 9:49am.

Michael Bolton....ya that's not too Gheeeyy,
don't ask dont tell?

Erykah Badu....Beautiful voice

Greg Germann....always plays a great Dbag

Fats Domino....I can't imagine singing the same 3-4 song songs for 50 plus years.

Geez what a crappy day to be born on....unless you're a Dlister...of course..ahem

I like this tune by The Roots with Erykah on vocals.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09bH7U8La9w

Happy Bday Sluts

Submitted by LaChaylo on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 9:35am.

Happy birthday to the wonderful Ms. Badu.

Who the hell is Shiloh Fernandez? Apparently, not a woman.

Submitted by misslainey on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 9:35am.

I share a birthday with some great singers. HB to all da sluts!

Submitted by girlfromipanema on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 9:33am.

HB to the great Ms. Badu.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 9:24am.

HB Bree Walker. Oh, just LOL at what the internet would have done to her in her hey-day. She was the once very pretty blonde anchorwoman with the crab-hands deformity who generated so much controversy because she'd shuffle her papers and stuff. When she was pregnant people complained she knew she'd pass her deformity on to her kid and a fellow male anchor asked her "So you're NOT getting an abortion?" or something on air. Her story reminds me of the CP kid on "The Facts of Life" - yeah, you're very brave and all good for you but get out of my face.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 9:21am.

badu baduu badduuu baddduuu~~~~ OooOOoouuuubaduuuu

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.