Jason Segel And Michelle Williams Broke Up
Today in L.A., Jason Segel is slowly peeling off the picture of Michelle Williams from his iPhone before he dramatically falls into the open arms of one of his puppets. Because UsWeekly says that after dating for about a year, Michelle Williams and Jason Segel broke up earlier this month. You can go ahead and add "Forgetting Sarah Marshall 2" to your Netflix queue right now, because Jason is going to violently type that script out right after he finishes bawling in the arms of one of his puppets.
A source tells UsWeekly that Jason and Michelle's love ended, because she lives in Brooklyn and he lives in Los Angeles, and one can only breathe in so much airplane air before they're like, "Fuck this."
Jason seemed like a first degree clinger and he probably wanted to do it in his puppet room way too often, but I still thought they would last forever in Hollywood time, which is like two years. Oh well, at least Jason has his puppets. They will never leave him! And yeah, you know one of his puppet looks like this.
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This guy. IF the Facebook page that someone has up claiming to be him is actually his? He's a toolbag and a dick. He's rude to people on there, myself included, throws temper tantrums and flies off the handle constantly, and was bad-mouthing Rudd like a week ago.
I'm really hoping the page is a fake.
I like Michelle.
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Yay, maybe he'll come back to Ann Arbor for another movie and we'll end up together. I can't help it, I love this guy. He cracks me up and isn't that bad to look at. Really, this is a terrible picture with the lighting and junk.
Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 4:57pm.
they will inflict their boring asses on other people now.
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/shivers with disgust/ Who will be the next lucky...victim?
Kind of over the whole Saint Michelle Williams-thing. She's a bore and so is he. It's shame they broke up because they will inflict their boring asses on other people now.
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"...I went to University of Michigan while [Segel] was filming 5 Year Engagement and he was nasty. He hit on any girl that he saw (even like 18 year olds) and got really aggressive really quickly and then got pissed when girls wouldn't sleep with him. I saw him act like an asshole firsthand and I've also heard many stories about the harassing/disgusting texts and conversations he had during the time he was in Ann Arbor. I doubt he was just going through a perv phase, so there you go."
She is such a gross lump of white slime with 0 personality showing. He can do much better even with his fat lumpy pimply behind showing.
I wonder if Honda paid for the product placement.
Just watched him on cable in Five Year Engagement. There is just something about him that repulses me. His naked ass makes an appearance in this film as it was in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Why? It's not even a decent ass. Just pasty and wide just like the rest of him.
I've got the hots for Jason. Always did and will always have.
Don't care if he looks dirty or looks like some kind of oaf. He's my kinda man, overly obssessed with the woman he's dating.
How are you going to fight for some dick if you don't even know whether or not the dick is good? The dick might not even be worth getting into a Rock-Paper-Scissors fight over, let alone a fist fight. - MK
Maybe Michelle got tired of feeling suffocated by his bulging abdomen.
I have a thing for Jason Segel, so, kinda would. But the puppets need to stay out of it.
Over at Jezebel, there are comments about him being an "alcoholic man-child" who cheats constantly.
Which I can see. I guess you can be a sad-sack clinging vine AND an immature cheater...
Lisbet, I agree with your assessment. He seemed like a real clinger, and the kind of guy you go out with because you're like "I'm going to let this guy worship me, because it sure sucks the other way around" but then you realize it's really annoying having a guy call you five times a day just to say "I love you".
Thank God, he deserves so much better.
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God this bitch bores me to bits. Little thigh-high split to add some sass to your dusting frock housecoat-looking muumuu? BARF 8-P
Whew! Now she can resume her "Remember Heath Ledger Was the Love of My Life and I Want an Oscar Worse Than Ann Hathaway" tour.
Also, are we still pretending this bish doesn't have an eating disorder? She was chubby on Dawson's Creek FFS!
Jason Segel looks like he's about 60 in that pic. WTF?
if he looks that bad with clothes on, can you imagine nekkid ass nekkid? Dude needs a naked suit...
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 8:00pm.
Here is another guy I've heard ladies think handsome and I'm thinking....really!? As far as looks go IMO she is way out of his league.
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Theoretically, I can see the appeal. I quite like big, cuddly, kinda muscle fat men. I would happily do fat Vince Vaughan, fat Jon Favreau (the actor) or Zack Galifianakis. He's tall. He could probably throw most women around the bed or carry them around a bit.
Also, he's just average enough that you can believe that he wouldn't have women queuing to have sex with him. (Like it or not, a man who gets hit on 100 times, and only cheats once, will both have more opportunity to cheat and will feel less guilty about it, on the grounds that he resisted 99 times. What is he, a monk?)
That said (FINALLY, I'm getting to the point), there's something unmanly about Segal. Kinda needy, like he'd cry after sex and thank you every time. Or that he'd move way too quickly, and be trying to get any gal down the aisle, not because *she herself* is so special that he must have her, but because he's so desperate that he'll lock down anyone who'll show him the least interest.
It's smothering, and it won't make a woman feel special or loved. He's not a young Paul Newman, but there's nothing wrong with his looks. It's the vibes that he's sending off that put me off.
big, fat, ugly wussy! Congrats!
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I'm pretty obtuse, so most breakups come as a surprise to me. For instance, TomKat splitting was a genuine surprise.
Not this one. He seemed clingy and she never seemed as into it as he was. Remember when he wanted to adopt Matilda and was telling Williams's father that he could see his own granddaughter whenever he wanted? (His own granddaughter - how munificent of Segal.) And she always seemed to be pulling away from it, like she wasn't in it for the long haul?
dude looks like a slightly younger kelsey grammer.
What? She can't love from Brooklyn. I'm a New Yorker. Trust me, she can move to LA and she'd be okay.
There's something else going on here, but I'm sad that they broke up. I really thought this couple would work. I liked them.
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"I swear, sometimes good dick is a thing of evil. It blurs your vision and screws with your brain.- MK, 01/17/13
He's not Sean Penn levels of hideous, people...
Didn't he say to some people that Matilda was his 'daughter', freaking Michelle out or some such? Which would be understandable.
As a watcher of Freaks and Geeks as well as How I Met Your Mother, he's got good comedic timing and whilst The Five Year Engagement had Emily Blunt, ugh, it wasn't awful, just needed a better editor to keep it tight.
They'll both be fine. She'll find a new hipster soon enough.
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Damn, he's frumpy as all hell. I kinda like Michelle. She parlayed the Dawson's Creek popularity into a legitimate acting career and surprised me. Michelle gets a lot of weird, misdirected hate and anger from some obsessive Heath Ledger fans, but I like her.
She does need to quit with that haircut though. Short pixie hair is cute for like two seconds.
She is so boring. And can she, for once do something different with the hair. Let it grow. Or hell. Just style it different.
I always thought he was gay?
I don't find him attractive at all! He reminds me of someone's skeevy uncle. The one your mother warns you not to get too close to at family functions.
You all are mean. Well, most of you are. This makes me sad. They seemed cute together.
Did anyone else watch that movie with her and Seth Rogen trying to be a serious actor, Take This Waltz.
Put that movie right above Tiny Furniture. Michelle Williams was completely unlikable and Seth, well, he wasn't trying to be funny so that's a plus.
@Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 8:34pm.
"He's blockage off every account on the thisiswhyyourefat tumblr. LMAO"
A acquaintance searching over my shoulder:chack out this link
"He's authoritative out his brazier account appropriate now."
Taking crazy things actively is a austere decay of time."
— Haruki Murakami
He was just that nice homely guy that you fuck with when you need some reassurance that you're still cute and loveable. But when they had sex she was probably like "Ugh, he's so fat, give me some more Astroglide so I can get through this thang!"
Poor Jason, he's gonna be hating women for a while. Expect him to take part in some really misogynistic comedy real soon.
He's too fat and old. NEXT!
Damn, Michelle sucked out what little hot he had. Kinda similar to dog years, each month of dating her must be like one human year. Dude looks beat!
For a moment, I thought I had posted this.. Then realized you had my avie.. Which I've now changed.
Great minds think alike! Like your new avie.
Awesome. So does this mean that we'll see more or less of his pasty ass in an upcoming movie? I recently saw five year engagement, and I had to see his pancake ass in that movie, too! I don't know who told him this was funny instead of fucking gross. I wouldn't look twice at him with his clothes on, there's nothing that makes me want to see him naked.
Jason almost looks like her dad in that pic.
Hek: I saw Wendy and Lucy. What struck me most about it was that it was easier to get the dog a home than the person. I felt like it was saying that homeless people are lower than dogs as far as society is concerned. I thought Maneater Michelle did a wonderful job of showing her love for her dog and her sorrow at having to give her up.
I also liked Blue Valentine. The Gozz was a bonus!
Maneater Michelle has made some good movies. I'm looking forward to Oz.
Submitted by Cara on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 10:15pm.
I've really liked her since I watched Wendy and Lucy which is quite possibly the saddest movie ever created.
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LOVE! Also The Station Agent with Peter Dinklage.
Crystal Ball: Williams will do a Sean Penn movie and stay with him.
Poor Jason. Unrequited love sucks green slimy donkey balls.
That's a shame.
I think she's a very good actress. Like Cara said, "Wendy and Lucy" ripped my heart up. Gah. And she was good in "Mammoth" which no one else saw. I never saw "Dawson's creek" but I've liked her in everything I've seen her do.
I like him, too. I can see him being attractive if he has a great personality IRL. Funny and kind makes up for a multitude of physical flaws. Is he hot? No.
Whamo, ya, I protested earlier when you said it, so it's unanimous. lol She's fugsicle in the photo but whenever I seen him I always wonder why they hired him PLUS he's not funny. He's a disaster worse than her.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 9:59pm.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 9:49pm.
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Yeah, total blue cheese dick.
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Would that be uncircumcised peel back wrapper multi layer blue veined dick cheese served on a stick?
Aww, that kinda sucks. I liked them together.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 9:36pm.
And who are these ladies who find this overgrown oaf attractive?? Where did they say that? Is Whamo having us on?
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Lol, no I swear one or even more posts on him ladies were saying he was handsome and all that, not all but enough for me to remember when I saw this post. I wouldn't have you on :P
What am I looking at here? Two glasses of room temperature non fat milk...blech...
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Roseanne Barr
I've really liked her since I watched Wendy and Lucy which is quite possibly the saddest movie ever created.
This would only matter if people thought of her. They don't.