Afternoon Crumbs
Clint Eastwood's 19-year-old daughter Francesca and 64-year-old Steven Tyler went to dinner together last night. Steven Tyler's "confused orangutan" face best expresses my feelings about all of this. Well, at least Clint has someone to mumble words out with at Thanksgiving, because his empty chair is a shitty conversationalist. - Lainey Gossip
The gay son from Shameless came out as straight - Towleroad
And by "small wedding" Jennifer Aniston means that her only guests will be her dogs and her Beanie Babies - Celebitchy
Khloe Kardashian and Malin Akerman make a beautiful pair - Hollywood Tuna
Big Ang >>>>>>> all those other models - Drunken Stepfather
Brit Brit totally got caught shoplifting Hot Fries and Bonne Bell black eyeliner again - The Superficial
I hope Teen Mom Janelle is really in rehab to deal with her disturbing Ke$hit addiction - Reality Tea
Ashley Tisdale has never looked more beautiful. That bag mask suits her. - Popoholic
Ashley Olsen killed Oscar the Grouch, skinned him, relaxed his fur and wore it as a jacket - ICYDK
Yup, Kristen Bell's got a baby in there - Just Jared
Panty Creamer of the Day: Shemar Moore Edition - SOW
Pretend it's 1994 and scream at the news that Stone Temple Pilot kicked Scott Weiland out of the band - Vulture
Remember when Janet Jackson's face still looked like it was made of natural materials? - OMG Blog
Elijah Wood loves therapy - The Berry
American Horror Story cast Kathy Bates and if they cast Sharon Stone as her Diabolique character, season 3 will be everything - Jezebel
Vanessa Hudgens forgot to roll a little Sure on her crotch - Celebslam
I hope that lady is saying to PHG, "I am a huge fan of your butt cheeks!" - Popsugar
Hated it! - I'm Not Obsessed
Fighting the hot: Jared Leto is by getting the most confusing traffic sign ever tattooed on his back - Videogum
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Dragon Tyler should cut his hair, I honestly think he would look better at this point without the mop top.
I wonder if Steve T and Clint are good friends and
Steve has known her since she was born. Heck, maybe he's her Godfather! That would be hilarious. I do not see sexy times here.
Steven Tyler is the equivalent to the fading Hollywood sex symbol who has to deal with (or not deal with) aging and losing her beauty. He doesn't have to walk around dressed like a PeePaw, but does he really have to wear all the scarves, beads, necklaces, and bracelets like it's 1975 and he's hot off the stage and about to get jiggy with one of several Aerosmith groupies? BARF.
a 19 year old? why bother taking her out to dinner..everyone knows what she's there for..is he really interested in what she has to say? no.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 6:51pm.
I used to love "Dexter," but I hope this next season is the last. Seriously, how much longer can they milk that concept?
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They've already announced it that the upcoming 8th season will be the last... it was announced before season 7's finale!
If Lily Tomlin lost 100 pounds, she could play Steven Tyler in his biopic.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 7:48pm.
As an avowed grunge-head, I love Scott Weiland. I'm guessing he got fired due to his recurring drug problem. IDK if STP will be able to reinvent themselves....Alice in Chains managed to do it somewhat successfully, after the death of Layne Staley, but it's not the same, though William Duvall is a damn good frontman.
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that was my first thought Sans Fard. uh ohs Scott must be using again. He's so freaking talented but when he's using he's a major pain in the arse so I get it. Alice in Chains found someone who sounds like Layne but I'm sorry but it ain't the same so I'll live in the past and stick with my Man in the Box days ;)
I hate Clit Eastwood, so I could care less what his stupid family does.
I REALLY wish preggers would stop showing their bumps in public (and on Facebook). Drives.me.insane.
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lmao @ 'confused orangutan'
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 6:51pm.
I used to love "Dexter," but I hope this next season is the last. Seriously, how much longer can they milk that concept?
Word. It's been shit since season 5.
Sry,Shemar does NOT do it for me and I am a black woman...I prefer my men with no muscles..
Oh JA ...when are they going to leave you alone...hate those bitches at Celebitchy...lol
Oh Grandpa has to stop. He's going to break a hip if he keeps carrying on like this.
Whelp, depending upon the conditions of the pre-nup, maybe now Janet will stop pestering her nephews and niece for money. Won't stop her brothers from doing it, though.
He's starting to look like one of the characters from Gorillaz.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Wow, she obviously just told him that she was out of blow, and was not going to sleep with him.. Get the man some cocaine!
STP can kick Weiland out of the band because (most likely) they're organized as a partnership or LLC and the operating agreement says so. I'd guess that, sometime in the past 20 years, someone made him sign a clause promising to stay clean. After failing to stay clean numerous times and the band overlooking it, he missed one too many recording sessions or appearances.
Leanne really needs a new stylist. She always ends up looking "special-ed". I think she could look a lot cuter if she would take some advice. It's like she is a cross between what the stylist wants and what she wants and it comes out as a train wreck. She needs to give up and completely trust someone else to dress her when she does public photo ops. This look is awful.
Big Ang fucking RULES.
All this picture needs is 10 more scarves because ladies, Steven Tyler looks the way Johnny Depp will look in 10 years from now. Mark my words.
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Submitted by Whatever on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 10:24pm.
I thought Steven Tyler was engaged to a 38 year old lady?
They broke up long ago but only announced it a couple of months ago.
I thought Steven Tyler was engaged to a 38 year old lady?
!! gaa !!
I totally agree that people should check out Children's Hospital. It totally takes the piss out of ER and Grey's Anatomy and other shows like that.
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Submitted by SoulTaker on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 7:55pm.
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That looks like Kate Hudson!
Mani6 -- these are my questions: with so many accessories on, how do you bathe? Do you bathe? Do you take the accessories off in one fell swoop, or individually, in which case it would probably take about an hour before & after the bath to take them off/put them back on. So many questions.
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"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
"Confused orangutan" is the perfect description of Steven up there! Ha. How does MK do it?
PrincessPoppy, agreed. I don't think he could have any more procedures done. Not unless they pulled him inside out. ;p
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Submitted by Gingah on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 8:18pm.
Goddam. Steven Tyler looks like he's about to buckle under the added weight of his many accessories.
LOL! How many things do you need to hang off your neck!
I'm not sure I like the camel toe shoes either.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 8:38pm.
Tyler, deep exfoliation in the facial area, wouldn't hurt. ;p
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I'm with you. On one hand, I hate plastic surgery face on the other hand, GET THAT SHIT FIXED.
Tyler, deep exfoliation in the facial area, wouldn't hurt. ;p
Evidently, team Janelle still thinks we gaf.
Shemar Moore *licks screen*
What a coup for AHS S3!
LeaAnne, hate it.
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2:36am over here hence the typos. Have a great evening guys!! I'll see you all later :)
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 8:01pm.
An expensive replica is probably still too expensive to be destroyed for the sake of 'art'. But what do I know?! I'm a poor, cheap bitch who owns just a few bags :P And when I shop for one...OMG..it takes a century before I find the one that wil make me smile like a damn fool.
@TxnDoc-Little Edie was a riot on Ru's Snatch Game. Jinx did a great job.
Stephen Tyler must be clean; he looks like he's in pain.
Submitted by miz cynical on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 8:00pm.
You're not alone in this! My head is crammed with useless crap too. Will have to figure out how to get it out of my head and substitute it with shit that I actually need :)My sister shakes her head when I tell her a fact from a celebrity's life. She didn't even know Kim and Kanye made a baby. LOL! I wish I didn't know either. Ewwww!!
As for designer bags...hmm, all I can do is windowshop for them! :)
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Goddam. Steven Tyler looks like he's about to buckle under the added weight of his many accessories.
Wow! Tyler looks really bad. This is what drug free looks like?
I can't with Ashley Olsen's fashion sense...Not once I was able to say "Damn, that's something I'd wear" while looking at her pics.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
miz cynical & Haribo -- I later heard that it wasn't an actual $100,000 Hermes Birkin bag, but rather an expensive replica. Who knows what happened, maybe someone ran interference to downplay the gaucheness of the entire stunt. Whatever, tackiness abounds.
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"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Haribo - yeah, unfortunately my head is crammed with useless pop culture facts & every misstep my hubby makes :). I can't imagine burning a 5 - figure handbag for 'art' either. Or spending that kinda money on a purse.
Anyone who works out hard (enough to profusely sweat) knows you don't wear grey...every drop of sweat shows on grey. That said, homegirl should've changed after her workout since she knew someone would take a photo of her sweaty crotch.
JoRN -- I feel the same way about Kevin Spacey. I'm hoping that man switches teams just for me. A girl can dream, can't she?
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"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Submitted by miz cynical on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 7:44pm.
To think about it I do recall something like that happened. Wow, you certainly have a great memory, miz cynical!
And how fucked up one has to be to burn an expensive bag and call it 'art'! My brains just can fathom the endless stupidity of these spoiled cunts!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
I've always thought Francesca Eastwood resembles
http://i.livescience.com/images/i/000/023/803/iFF/dolphin-120123.jpg?132...
Kathy Bates AND Jessica Lange on Season 3 AHS? YES!! BTW I liked season 2. I hope they bring back Zach Quinto. Yummy-I don't care if he is gay.
As an avowed grunge-head, I love Scott Weiland. I'm guessing he got fired due to his recurring drug problem. IDK if STP will be able to reinvent themselves....Alice in Chains managed to do it somewhat successfully, after the death of Layne Staley, but it's not the same, though William Duvall is a damn good frontman.
Jennelle is like the teenage version of Brooke Mueller. If rehab didn't work the first 10 times, it's sure as hell not going to work the 11th. Best to get the kid far far far away where she can never find him again. And stop giving her attention.
damn, Shemar Moore is a hot piece.
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Haribo - I don't know if you recall, but this chick & her bf at the time, some photographer, burned an expensive ass Birkin bag as 'art', had a photshoot, etc. They were trying to make a statement. MK posted the incident when it happened. I think back over the summer or smthg.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 7:13pm.
Nope, I never saw this chick in action but I am eager to believe she acts the way you said. These spoiled celebrity kids think whatever they do is ok and cool. There's way too many entitled spoiled cunts out there. Do their parents even give two shits how these little assholes turn out to be?! My goodnes...
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Mayo -- I used to love "Dexter," but it has just gotten so ridiculous.
miz cynical -- I'll have to check out "Children's Hospital," especially if Jon Hamm has been on it -- rawwwwrrrr!!!
mike -- she does look like Stewie!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
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Twatty - children's hospital comes on Cartoon network at some odd hour for about 15 mins. I'm on my phone, otherwise, i'd find a youtube clip for you. It has some pretty good comedic actors & guest stars - Jon Hamm even showed up a few times! It basically makes fun of the ER type of shows while supposedly treating child patients. You should check it out if you get a chance.