Wednesday, February 27th 2013
Birthday Sluts
Josh Groban (32)
JWoww (27)
Nicole Linkletter (28)
Kara Mara (30)
Chelsea Clinton (33)
Bobby V (33)
Peter Andre (40)
Rozonda "Chilli" Thomas (42)
Donal Logue (47)
Noah Emmerich (48)
Adam Baldwin (51)
Grant Show (51)
Johnny Van Zant (54)
Timothy Spall (56)
Neal Schon (59)
Debra Monk (64)
Ralph Nader (79)
Joanne Woodward (83)
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Thanks Dion! ;)
Now all I can think about is this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cqtqxGigAQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player HB Groban!
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
If you believe in yourself, drink your school, stay in drugs, and don't do milk.
HB Rachel and to Donal Logue-wish he did more movies, or tv or something. Also, HB to one of my exes: Grant Show. Oldies like me remember him from "Ryan's Hope."
Liz Taylor would be 81 today. She's busy having makeup sex with Richard Burton in heaven right now.
Um hello, Mary Jo Pehl (aka Dr. Pearl Forrester on MST3K)? Maybe it's just a mid-western thing, but I LOVED that evil bitch!
Happy Birthday to Joanne Woodward, Katy Perry's right breast and all the other B'day folks!
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"More cunnilingus has been performed to Baker Street than any other song in history." (some anonymous online mope)
HB to the lovely Joanne Woodward (i remember that Mama's Family episode); "the man they call JAYNE!" - love him in everything he does; Chilli; Tim Spall; Donal Logue; Neil Schon (Rande' i refuse to believe your blasphemy - no way that glorious song could have been meant for that smog-filled hellmouth rather than THE City :-P); Ralph Nader and the Hekkling
/judges Kortni -- come on, Kortni! ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Found Joanne Woodward on Carol Burnett!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DRU_HFbn8M
It's the whole show, but skip to 8:55 to get the comedic "money shot" from Momma.
Wow, Katy Perry looks very homely in that picture. She has had work done since then, I'm guessing?
oops
Happy Birthday Joanne Woodward. Didn't know that Tex. She also used to knit? at all his races because she was so nervous. Talented actress.
Hekki, Happy Birthday to your eldest!
Texn: Thanks for the link to Joanne's dress. I love when you horz have some good, pertinent nuggets of info.
And that's the only time I've looked at Paul Newman and didn't want to drag him to the nearest bed.
Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 8:47am.
Someone's chest is a lot smaller in that photo than it is now.
That's true. Now she likes to sport her breasts up to her face as well.
Submitted by cmc311 on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 10:45am.
If you're going to tattoo someone's name at least make sure the spelling is right MORON!
I think that was the point. It's Katy Perry with a misspelled fake tattoo making fun of Hollywood sporting misspelled tattoos. Anyway, Perry without makeup looks like Patti Sanger pre-work on her face.
Is it just me or is Josh Groban fuckin' hot as hell? Although I've never known a girl named Josh. >:/
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgQ-QrCFMjs
Neal Schon's the marryin' kind: married five times, most recently in 2011, to a former Playmate. She must have been surprised when he started seeing that Michaele Salahi. Maybe only mildly surprised, given his history.
I also just read that Steve Perry originally wrote "Lights" about LA, then got an offer to join Journey in SF. He changed "when the lights go down in the cit-ayy and the sun shines on LA" to "on the bay." But the song's still like the national anthem of SF...
If you're going to tattoo someone's name at least make sure the spelling is right MORON!
Happy birthday to my youngest brother.
And the rest, I guess :P
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Happy birthday, Peter Andre!!!
I'll never forget the crappiest music ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZvKGXNEI0Y
How are you going to fight for some dick if you don't even know whether or not the dick is good? The dick might not even be worth getting into a Rock-Paper-Scissors fight over, let alone a fist fight. - MK
I love that Groban's name is spelled wrong on Katy's teet.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 10:05am.
i'm going to youtube it too...i'm sure it's there..lol!
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
<"my mother and i laugh about that particular episode ALL THE TIME...eunice's mama refered to her as an alley cat">
God it's coming back to me now like I'm an amnesia victim. When Momma says: "Midge Gibson!!! I thought this town got rid of that alley cat!"
Note to self: Need to YouTube this tonight. It's got to be there.
i love you, donal logue!
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watching hardcore ufos
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 9:03am.
Always liked Joanne. She was so anti-Hollywood and homey and married to the George Clooney of the day until he died. She was known for her "suffering housewife" roles but could also be quite funny like when she was Carol Burnett's "Eunice" character's slut friend from high-school.
my mother and i laugh about that particular episode ALL THE TIME...eunice's mama refered to her as an alley cat that had been ran outta town...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
LOL at "Kara Mara". Parents are fucked up sometimes.
HB to Timothy Spall, who is one ugly mofo.
And to Ralph Nader, because he's a cage rattler and I love that.
And Joanne Woodward, who had the most handsome man EVAR in the palm of her hand all those years.
And to my beautiful, shining Eldest, who made my life blossom.
Happy Birthday Joanne, Donal (loved him in The Tao of Steve), and cutie Grant Show.
I can't hate on JWOWW, her and her fiance Roger have been quietly helping Hurricane Sandy survivors. Roger even rescued someone on his jet ski after the storm.
Crappy birthday Ralph Nader, thanks for GW Bush, you grouchy old asshole.
Submitted by Ame on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 9:46am.
Isn't today JWow's b'day as well?
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Whaaaaat...no it's only JWoww's Bday, HUH lol ??
Isn't today JWow's b'day as well?
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 9:03am.
Always liked Joanne. She was so anti-Hollywood and homey and married to the George Clooney of the day until he died. She was known for her "suffering housewife" roles but could also be quite funny like when she was Carol Burnett's "Eunice" character's slut friend from high-school.
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Joanne was a "suffering" wife. She put up with Paul's boyfriends.
@que cochina
s'ok it was early, i had to look to make sure i had the right guy! i'm positive he must be on a bad plastic surgery list somewhere, or should be.
http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Neil+Schon/Classic+Rock+Roll+Honour+Arrival...
Is there a Kara Mara? I know of Kate Mara and Rooney Mara.
JWoww.....hacked up her face, hacked up her boobs and I'd probably still hit it..*hangs head*
Chelsea Clinton....at least she kinda grew into her looks from her very "in front of the world" awkward teen stage.
Rozonda "Chilli" Thomas...no way, a black chick named Rozonda..WTF, do some black folk just throw letters into a bag pull them and make up a name?
she IS cute mind you.
Johnny Van Zant...kiss my rebel ass, sing freebird dude! *holds beer bottle over head does face plant*
Timothy Spall...I love this guys work, he was funny as hell as the drummer in the movie Still Crazy
Neal Schon....Journey SUCKS now go bang someones wife ya schlub
Joanne Woodward....class
Happy Bday Sluts
Happy B-Day to JWoww. Totally would. ba-buttons is into trash.
Happy B-Day to Grant Show. Alright, party's over pretty boy, those fries ain't gonna cook themselves.
Happ B-Day Ralph Nader!! To honest to have ever been elected president, a shame. Love the conspiracy theory that he is actually a Republican that the GOP trots out as an independent every close election in an effort to split the liberal vote.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:08pm.
Again, pipe down, Fatty.
Go and waddle to the pantry, stick some cake in your gaping maw and pick some crabs out of your mound and use 'em as sprinkles.
Team#DOGHASCRABS!
Chinchilla - I caught my error & edited! I was thinking Peart!
Oh, hey, a Costume Designer can create her own dress (I remember that) but Joanne Woodward's even had an overcoat:
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4021/4416998646_1d8b42987b_o.jpg
Always liked Joanne. She was so anti-Hollywood and homey and married to the George Clooney of the day until he died. She was known for her "suffering housewife" roles but could also be quite funny like when she was Carol Burnett's "Eunice" character's slut friend from high-school.
Agreed, que cochina! Donal Logue is always a treat to watch. He seems to be a likeable guy and a solid actor. Happy Birthday, you good Irish lad!
Yay, I'm a birthday slut too!
That pic is about as close as Josh Groban's going to get to a boob.
Miguelina for why you dis to me and my balls?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 8:48am.
HB Mrs. Paul Newman, who in 1958 when she won the Oscar did something today's sluts couldn't do in a million years: she made her own dress.
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What about that chick who made her dress out of gold (should have been platinum) Amex cards? Here's a fun link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Express_Gold_card_dress_of_Lizzy_G...
omg Joanne Woodward made that dress???
And it looks better than AnnE's Prada by a mile!
@Suzy Farkis
uh huh, his name could be jebediah finklesteinowitz and she'd still have room left over now
@que chochina
Schon is from Journey and is engaged to some real fake housewife from somewhere
I met Rozanda "chilli" one time, with Lisa "left-eye". They did an appearance where I worked. T-boz was sick at the time.
HB Mrs. Paul Newman, who in 1958 when she won the Oscar did something today's sluts couldn't do in a million years: she made her own dress.
http://www.latimes.com/features/image/lat-aa_style7_kyd6qanc201002251403...
Donal Logue - funny, underrated. All I got.
Someone's chest is a lot smaller in that photo than it is now.
Whoa.. Jwoww is only 27. I thought she was in her 30s. She has destroyed her face!!
adam baldwin is nice tall drink of water...
neil schon's afro is always something to be admired...
for some reason, i thought joanne woodward had passed away...
happy birthday to these sluts...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
The only person on this list I've heard of is JWow (don't judge me), so HB!
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