Bobaaaaay B Is Going To Jail For 55 Days
I hope he likes the taste of jail wine, because Bobby Brown's going to be guzzling on fermented tomatoes, sugar and yeast out of a paper bag for over a month. TMZ says that Nippy's former full-time doody bubble popper was sentenced to 55 days in the clink in Van Nuys, CA today for driving a car while drunk on booze. That shiver that just ran up your body was from Cissy Houston cracking a smile for the first time in 300 years!
Bobby was pulled over in L.A. last October and he was put into cuffs after police said his car smelled like White Oprah's end-of-the-night breath. Since Bobby is such a good decision maker, he was driving on a suspended license so he got another slap for that. This was Bobby's third DUI. In court today, Bobby also got 4 years probation and he has to go to at least 3 AA meetings before he checks into the clink on March 20th.
This is Bobby B's third DUI and his ass only got 55 days? Since it's the State of California, Bobby might check in, fart in his cell and then check out 55 seconds later due to overcrowding. But then again, bitch might be forced to serve the whole 55 days since he's not a white (or orange-ish) ho with the last name Lohan.
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@jelliebean: Celebs are not like you and I. The plebeians of society pay taxes, don't get pro-bono attorney work, are sentenced to jail. Celebs get work on network reality TV as "judges", a Lifetime Movie or their own cable show, especially if abusive to hired help. Hellooooo, Naomi!
@Grace Jones: I think Kanye is having the sads because his manager conspired with Pimp Mama Kris to create a baby even better than Aqua Ficus Cartier. This poor kid, once it's born must be saved by a humanitarian organization. The UN? Amnesty International? PETA?
"That's what you said a week ago in Guadalajara." - Honey West
Will Chris Rock greet him when he gets out?
Submitted by Grace Jones on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 9:20am.
hi Grace! someone else and I mentioned in the stupid pregnancy photo thread yesterday that we believe kanye's [as the other commenter put it] "sanity left the building" when his mom died. i agree with you - i really do think the pressure of very public new parenting without his mom's support combined with longterm dealing w/PMK and her stable's shenanigans are going to push him completely over the edge...
@darknight -- ikr! and it's the same damn Los Angeles county!! note well MK's story of the cops who stopped Lohan not breathalizing her even tho there was evidence of alcohol's presence at the crime scene and (apparently) not seizing and fingerprinting a booze bottle that was found RIGHT NEXT TO HER CRASHED CAR!!!
what CokeyBloke said. and lmao at letinstar
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
The only time he will get real jail time is when he kills someone the next time he drives drunk.
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 5:50am.
This is actually true - I saw a series of documentaries on various drugs (alcohol, heroin, coke, etc) on National Geographic. The statistics of addicts actually getting better while in prison were dismal at BEST. It's not exactly the best environment for those that have serious issues. Obviously, criminals have to do time, but at least prepare them for when they are released. Repeat offenses in addicts are a constant issue.
Not liking the tin foil suit.
Too bad he doesn't have Hohan's apparent clout with the DA. Seems she's wrangling for 2 months of rehab (again), community service (again) and attending AA meetings for all her infractions.
Being Bobby Brown was the best, loved Whitney in that show. I just reread Dry by Augusten Burroughs, his funny and interesting account of his stay in gay rehab. They talk about the fact that you can make time for a meeting a day, since you made time to drink everyday. I agree, Darknight, why is Lilo free? And Bobby's 3rd DUI, he could've killed someone, take his license away and make him go to a 90 day rehab. Why can't they make examples of recidivist celebrities, instead of coddling them?
And STILL the cracken is free.
I saw him last winter in Houston. An acquaintance of mine thought it was super cool to be hanging out with drunk ass Bobby B at the club. Yep, you're real cool homie.
Speaking of people w the sads, Kanye seems to have the sads too, ever since his mom died so tragically. Watch Kanye crash and burn after the baby comes.
Edit: I am surprised Kanye was able to create with the tragic death of his mother on his mind. He's still putting out good music (I like his music, not his personality or his fashion choices).
That's something that humanizes Kanye for me. I cant imagine losing my mom even if she just dies a natural peaceful death at 100. Its why I've always had a soft spot for Madonna and Bono no matter what they do.
Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.
Bobby may end up going the route of Whitney. He's another one that no matter how good his life seems to be going (new wife, babies, etc.) he just can't walk the line and beat his addictions. Whitney ain't coming back Bobby-go to rehab, stay in rehab and get cleaned up before it's too late.
http://youtu.be/SvGisgMmJp4
He needs to get a loan and hire Lilo's old lawyer.
can't bobby just use the lilo defense..."the black guy did it"...
oh wait...
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Lilo and Bobbi Kristina should be friends. I bet they could swap the best of parent stories.
Wish he'd get sloshed and take a bath with a gravy bowl.
(Where'd I recently hear a Whitney bath joke? I know it wasn't the Oscars (or was it) so it must have been Joan Rivers.)
MeowMeow: I see what you're saying about how AA can't convert those who don't want to be. But the harrowing stories that are told, the stories of redemption, the success, can at least give an alcoholic hope (and that's often what's sorely lacking).
3 AA meetings before March 20th? That's bullshit. He should have to go to 3 a week, and - most importantly - jails and prisons should offer AA and require it for those with offenses related to alcohol.
Jail only helps you become a better criminal. Help a brother out while on the inside!
Awwww this is so sad to me. Make me reminisce about the days when he always going to jail & Whitney either wasvalways going to court with him or running up to him like it was "The Bodyguard II" & jumping in his arms with every camera crew filming.. Those were the day.. Jail,drugs, alcohol & Bobbay & Whitney were a team. He's lost without her
I remember in his show Being Bobby Brown (best fucking show ever) it showed his legal issues. One ep. They let Bobby Kristina have the day off school cuz it was "Daddy's court date". She was like 9....No wonder that girl is a mess
hahhahhaaa
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I know the judges think they're doing something marvelous when they throw these delinquent shitheads in mandatory AA meetings, but they aren't. If they knew anything about AA, they'd know that being there of your own volition is one of the most important factors. Sitting there blowed up like a toad because the po-po caught you and you're being ordered to go ain't really going to accomplish what the judge thinks it will. More like, it just sounds like a good thing to do. #fail
Bobbay!! I had to say it.
Those 55 days means about 5 full days right?
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MK... He sounds like he's in rough shape even for Bobby. Captain obvious here.. But he sounds like he has the saddsss. :/
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
I say 10 minute walk of shame, 10 minutes to book him. Walks out in 2.
*That tongue*.
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Victim of love, I see a torn heart chack out this link
You got your belief to tell
Victim of love, it's such an simple part
And you apperceive how to play it so well
Maybe Charlie Sheen will talk some designer into loaning Bobby a nice dress for the occasion.
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Lindsay must be laughing at this..."Stoopit Bobby, they're making you go to jail...amateur."
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Victim of love, I see a broken heart
You got your stories to tell
Victim of love, it's such an easy part
And you know how to play it so well