Thursday, February 28th 2013
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 27th!
Shortly thereafter, the company had to file bankruptcy after discovering the cubicle spent $100 million on a large hentai collection, two shrunken heads, and a jar of The Elephant Man's vomit. - GingeMinge
Runners-up:
In an attempt to get out of paying his back taxes, Nic Cage photocopied himself and hoped the IRS wouldn't know which one was real. - Reesey C
Face/Office - SANS FARDS
Nice prank, guys. But I think you misunderstood me when I said my biggest fear is being caged in... - oldauntfannie
via Eat Liver
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Thanks!!
Thank you!
Jesus is a biscuit, let him sop you up!
ha ha reesey - very good all
Very Funny All! SF's made me LOL
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Best wordplay: SansFards.
Haha!! These are great!! Congrats to the winners!!!! :)
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RIMADYL KILLS
Nice line up of horz today, congrats!
"...sometimes sucking on the same dick gets real boring." - MK's eloquent cousin
The only sure fire way corporate can get you to 'quit your cubicle'.
this job makes me feel a little caged in
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...any problem solved is a new problem made
Somehow this man's idea of getting Nicolas Cage to be the new spokesperson for H&R Block didn't go over real well with the guys in corporate. but at least he found a use for the pictures from his proposal packet in his new office among the cubies.
Someone covered my cubible in DILF...AGAIN!!!But I get the feeling this guy really used to be somebody.
And Elvis, in return, felt obligated to build a shrine to Nicolas Cage.
In New Orleans, you'll sometimes find Cajun cubicles.
'UnCAGE Your Love' Day
Shortly thereafter, the company had to file bankruptcy after discovering the cubicle spent $100 million on a large hentai collection, two shrunken heads, and a jar of The Elephant Man's vomit.
You've been Nic rolled.
phrnt phrnt
A scene from the upcoming "Bad Lieutenant 3 - Desk Duty"
Winner!
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 8:02pm.
Face/Office
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 7:54
"Peggy Sue Got Promoted"
The winner (I'm giggling like a moron right now)!
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"More cunnilingus has been performed to Baker Street than any other song in history." (some anonymous online mope)
CAPTION: "Where's Jodi Arias when you need her?"
Told the intern to put "the cage" in my cubicle ... Probably should have specified Hamster.
Those streamers are a little over the top.
On the next episode of "Things That Don't Exist", right after Dina Lohans "My Life As a Rockette", Nick Cage has a fan!
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
and when she woke he wept tears of joy and relief "only a dream, only a terrible terrible dream..."
Okay who the f*ck is stalking me and posting pictures of my office on the internet without my PERMISSION??!!?? I'LL SEE YOU IN INTERNET COURT!!!!!
Oh, I thought you said you had a picture of Snooki's "Pickel less Rage".
What makes you think I am obsessed with Nic Cage? Judgmental much?
Finally, a home Nic Cage won't lose.
This office is so stifling. I feel.....CAGED in.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
Face/Office
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
"Barb, I've told you a hundred times....the premiere of National Treasure 4 is NOT a valid reason for taking paid time off."
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
You think this is bad? You should see the cubicle of the IRS agent who had to deal with Lindsay Lohan.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
National Treasure: Book of Secret Stalkers
Peggy Sue Got Promoted
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
Nicolas Cage wasted his millions on building himself a shrine.
Peter Loew returns from the dead to wish Alva Restrepo a happy retirement.
Nic Cage launches a new religion based on himself - Hare Kabbalahtology. Votive candles not included.
Face/On!
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On Valentines Day, Peggy Sue got scary'ed.
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"More cunnilingus has been performed to Baker Street than any other song in history." (some anonymous online mope)
Ironically,this gaily decorated cubicle has entertained me more in this brief time than all of Nicolas Cage's career (excluding Valley Girl, of course). And I would gladly stare at that cardboard box for weeks on end rather than endure 30 seconds of ConAir.
After finally cutting the lock on the unit, police now know why the guy from Storage Wars wacked himself......
It's a Trap....nooo...it's a CAGE!
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
Nick Cage finally acknowledged the Best Oscar Curse as he watched his face morph into Jimmy Fallon.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Nice prank, guys. But I think you misunderstood me when I said my biggest fear is being caged in....
Jesus is a biscuit, let him sop you up!
Woe is Nicolas Cage's agent. They really should have returned his calls.
Wendy Whiner finally understood that her co-workers at Atrocious Hair, LLC. hated her. It was her suggestion that hair from Nick's a&& be removed and transplanted on his head that was the last straw.
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"That's what you said a week ago in Guadalajara." - Honey West
Looking back, John Bailey came to regret modeling his professional life after Nicolas Cage's acting career: He started out on top but now will take any shitty job just to pay Uncle Sam.
Nick's assistant had his new office prepared just as requested!
Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
Presenting the new "Cage-icle"... just as shitty as your normal work cubicle, but with worse hairpieces and no acting ability.