Rachel McAdams And Michael Sheen Broke Up Too
I can't believe this is the first time I'm noticing this, but Michael Sheen's hair is so luxurious. The top of his head is full of luxurious waves of hair crashing into each other. It almost steals the picture from that woman in the back with the immaculate Moses-parted hairline. Almost. So, the American Carey Mulligan and her puppet humper broke up recently and I guess that put something in the air, because Rachel McAdams and Michael Sheen broke up too. My thoughts are with Rachel McAdams' fingers, because they will never run themselves through the sumptuous forest of locks on Michael Sheen's head again!
UsWeekly says that after 2 years together, Rachel and Michael broke up very recently. They met while doing that Woody Allen movie, they became friends, they humped on each other for a while and now they're over.
Eva Mendes will be walking around L.A. today with a stick of burning sage in her hand, because she knows the Notebook fangirls will be blowing break-up juju her way. They won't be able to unclench their b-holes until Ryan Gosling dumps Eva and reunites with Rachel McAdams, because that's the way it was meant to be.
Whatever, while they blow break-up juju toward Eva, I'll sit here and get lost in Michael Sheen's hair. I bet that when a lice lands on his cheek and makes the epic journey up his 500 mile-long desert of skin forehead and spots his gorgeous hair in the distance, it's like looking at Shangri-La. Perfection.
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Aaa, she can do better.
I was thinking this was Amy Adams. I like Amy Adams. This is the trick I don't like.
He looks so old!
They were probably at different stages and grew apart. I've always liked Rachel, hope she hooks up with a real hottie next.
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i knew these two wouldn't work out in midnight in paris.
she was way to demanding, and he had his head up his arse.
all gale wanted her to do was visit paris in the roaring 20s, wear his hair back in a comb slick with blubber, and she can wear a charleston dress and twirl around and have all the TASSLES! omg the tassles.
He's hotter than hell as Lucian.
I never could get behind this couple.
I really didn't like them together. Since they started dating he always looks like he needs a fresh shave, clean suit, and a hot cup of coffee.
Btw, regarding the comments whether anybody actually watches Woody Allen's movies, I am now inspired to have an Allenothone with my boyfriend over the weekend :D. Unless we just do what we always do. Wind up talking all night instead of watching any damn movie :P.
I'll keep him warm.
@Hekki: I loved Midnight in Paris. It was a movie that I watched with my widowed father. He adored it. The bottom line is that MIP is a family film. It's nice to have these come along once in awhile so you can watch movies other than Disney crap with the elderly.
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Submitted by chlyn on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 3:06pm.
I can't find my Swing-A-Way(TM) can opener. Maybe I can borrow her chin to open this can of chili.
Lolllllllll
Good for her, that dude is hideous.
Submitted by miz cynical on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:55am.
Rande - yeah and the only reason why Beckinsale's been in those movies is 'cause her director hubby directs them.
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I think it is the other way around, I don't think she could get cast in anything else after Pear Harbor bombed and now she's kind of stuck.
Michael K said "Eva Mendes will be walking around L.A. today with a stick of burning sage in her hand, because she knows the Notebook fangirls will be blowing break-up juju her way. They won't be able to unclench their b-holes until Ryan Gosling dumps Eva and reunites with Rachel McAdams, because that's the way it was meant to be."
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Brother, I was thinking THE SAME THING! How many times have I had to burn the sage to clear away negative in my house. Burn, Eva, Burn!!! And she better get a protection candle fired up too because I'm going to read on your site very soon about the break up of Eva and Ryan.... and Eva going back into rehab.
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"I swear, sometimes good dick is a thing of evil. It blurs your vision and screws with your brain.- MK, 01/17/13
I can't find my Swing-A-Way(TM) can opener. Maybe I can borrow her chin to open this can of chili.
Oh, so THIS is why Kate Beckinsale has looked so full of glee lately. Apparantly, she was interfering in the relationship and constantly showing up with her daughter.
Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 1:06pm.
Ha! You're right, although now Mayall doesn't look like Rik Mayall anymore.
Really, though - you've never seen any of the Underworld movies? Or the [bleh] later Twilight films? Or his arc on 30 Rock? Or any of his five thousand British films and TV series? I'd think someone who can recognize Mayall would surely have seen Sheen somewhere.
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Lol, nope, never saw him in anything. I quite often see people on dlisted I have no idea who they are. Then I feel old/out of reach with all ze current gossip :P.
she was courtside at the Toronto Raptors game Monday night and I was there with my family. maybe the joke i made to my mom about her leaving her bf for a baller was true...!
Isn't he the father of Kate Beckinsale's daughter?
@TexnDoc: HA, the last Woody Allen movie I saw was at least 10 years ago, some idiotic fluff about husband and wife bank robbers. The people I watched it with were OUTRAGED at how unimpressed I was!
Back on topic, I love Rachel but she does look better as a brunette. His mouth looks like a compact that is about to snap shut.
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"More cunnilingus has been performed to Baker Street than any other song in history." (some anonymous online mope)
jack: Well, no matter WHAT you were doing *side eye* away from us, it's good to see you back.
Submitted by jelliebean on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:28am.
Gah, now that you've pointed the fivehead situation out it's all I see, coneheads!
His hair looks so dirty and greasy your fingers get stuck in it. I expect he and Kstew to hook up soon and slouch down a red carpet together, burping and sweating.
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Like most Brits he looks a Bit Wrong.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:58am.
He's gross.
Totally not related: Hi, jack! You and IF have been missing at the same time. WHUT is going on?
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A gentleman never tells... ;)
and hope you are doing well.
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
Submitted by Blueberri_Jam on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:58pm.
Never seen the guy before but WHOA does he look like Rik Mayall!
Ha! You're right, although now Mayall doesn't look like Rik Mayall anymore.
Really, though - you've never seen any of the Underworld movies? Or the [bleh] later Twilight films? Or his arc on 30 Rock? Or any of his five thousand British films and TV series? I'd think someone who can recognize Mayall would surely have seen Sheen somewhere.
Aw, this makes me sad - poor Wesley Snipes. He can't catch a break. And they looked so happy together, in the way that only two people with half a brain each can look.
I have a feeling that both aren't the monogamous, marrying kind, though.
Never seen the guy before but WHOA does he look like Rik Mayall!
Submitted by miz cynical on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:55am.
Rande - yeah and the only reason why Beckinsale's been in those movies is 'cause her director hubby directs them.
True. All his movies are the same commercial schlock.
Come on Gosling, dump Eva already and get back with Rachel.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 10:42am.
no one out of Manhattan or East Coast college theaters will bother to see.
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Hmm, Midnight in Paris made an estimated $41.8 million, making it his highest grossing movie in 25 years, so I'm not sure what you're talking about.
Submitted by annobanano on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 10:56am.
Off-topic - shoveling was a freaking workout this morning. Hello Motrin.
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I live by the lake and all I got was rain but 30 miles inland got dumped on with 20cm
COUNT ME AS ONE OF THE FANGIRLS OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And their lipstick almost matches.
Ryan Gosling is Mormon, right? If I've learned anything from this Jodi Arias trial, it's that Mormons' pre-marital sex policy is strictly "up-the-butt only" before marriage.
He's gross.
Totally not related: Hi, jack! You and IF have been missing at the same time. WHUT is going on?
Rande - yeah and the only reason why Beckinsale's been in those movies is 'cause her director hubby directs them.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:51am.
LOL... the way I see it is - You've seen one hot blond chick naked, you pretty much wanna see em all....
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
Submitted by annobanano on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:48am.
LOLLLOLLL awww - mention a bunch lunch at the Y and annos breakin shit to clear out from under her desk... I like it.
OT - how does this greasy weasel get such hot chicks? He must have one of those HUGE 6" dicks and 10" wallets.
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:32am.
BAMBAM AND WHAMWHAM - MOTHERFUCKER YOU BEST BACK THE FUCK UP!!
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JACKO what's shakin brotha! long time no talk.
Hey no probs I'll stand back on Rachel and let you and Bammer fight for her! lol!
*hands Jack dental tape*
You might need something a little stronger.
PS - you never come visit me for lunch!
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:45am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:32am.
ummmm, did you decide to give up chocolate or
sex instead of social media???? or was M.E. just fooling me with the lent thing.
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Just Facebook... not all social media. Nice to "see" you, as well...
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:43am.
smooth as a baby's butt... that's not why :/
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:32am.
ummmm, did you decide to give up chocolate or
sex instead of social media???? or was M.E. just fooling me with the lent thing.
Good to see you.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:42am.
Submitted by annobanano on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:38am.
Where the fuck you been Jacko?
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under snowy's desk... got any floss?
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Huh. Always had Snowy down as a waxer.
Submitted by annobanano on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:38am.
Where the fuck you been Jacko?
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under snowy's desk... got any floss?
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
Where the fuck you been Jacko?
Don't forget he was banging Kate Beckinsale and has a kid with her.
I thought they'd last a little longer, but in Hollywood 2 years is a life time!
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BAMBAM AND WHAMWHAM - MOTHERFUCKER YOU BEST BACK THE FUCK UP!!! JACKO HAS HAD HIS AND HER INITIALS CARVED IN THE SIDE OF HIS REFRIGERATOR FOR FUCKING YEARS!!! HEED MY WARNING THERE WILL NOT BE A SECOND!
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
@ bambam - he also dated a gorgeous ballet dancer for quite some time, a red-head. He's had em all, lol
Gah, now that you've pointed the fivehead situation out it's all I see, coneheads!
His hair looks so dirty and greasy your fingers get stuck in it. I expect he and Kstew to hook up soon and slouch down a red carpet together, burping and sweating.
They look like they just walked out of Lindsay Lohan's trailer.