Friday, March 1st 2013
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 28th!
White Oprah and Lindsay's version of "ass to ass" performed for Arab billionaires. - Doll-Parts
Runners-up:
The girls worried about a possible misprint on the package, but it turned out that the I-Chin wealth coins worked like magic once they got into the yin-yang position. - ABCDEFGHIJulie
Submitted by on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 5:19pm.
Mel Gibson's been working on his coat of arms. If he could only get a flattering photo of his peen, he'd be able to finish it. - turnelbup
via Izismile
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They are lesbians, they are Native American, they are disabled, and they are over 40. Companies vie for hiring the ultimate all-in-one minority hire.
Thanks MK and congrats to all you funneh winnahs! Bon Weekend!
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Ha! Those are all awesome! Congrats to all the funny people.
Congrats Doll Parts and all the funny winners!
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
The Olsen twins settle down for a quick nap.
"I don't care what your dentist told you, cunnilingus is a vaginal thing, not a dental thing"
"I suck"
"I want to suck too"
(The Taylor Swift/Portia de Rossi Sex Tapes)
After her duet with Adel, Taylor Swift stated "Weef R Nover Evar Grettin Bock Tograther!
Lindsey and Dina Lohan star is Human Centipede 3: A symbiotic Soap Opera
"Money, it's a crime, share it fairly, but don't take a slice of my pie"
(Portia de Rossi does a Pink Floyd on Ellen DeGeneres)
Meryl Streep & Amanda Seyfried did anything for money at the Les Be Misérable Oscar party.
Backstage, Tiffany and Debbie Gibson had some trouble deciding how to split the $743 their 2013 Reunion Tour cleared.
I really had higher expectations for the next installment of "The Hunger Games."
"Greed is good. Vampires who dropped out of anatomy class are bad!"
(Gordon Gekko - True Blood Fan)
"Lindsay Lohan on sobriety, legal problems, and the new man in her life, artist Macaulay Culkin" - the exclusive Rolling Stone interview
Swinton & Bowie finally got paid enough to swap chins.
Rematch: Bite Tyson and Evander Molarfield.
As the end of times approach, it's a bitch eat bitch world!
Recovering from hip surgery, Lady Gaga has found a new way to keep boredom at bay.
krazzy
The money shot of a great 'same sex marriage' divorce trial.
Charlie Sheen porn sitcom : Two and a Half Million Dollar Babes, starring Hilary Skank and Lindsay Blow-Hand.
Courtney Love and Madonna finally kiss and make up.
the cast party for The Canyons was even raunchier than the film itself
the Lohan family album
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Not a caption.
Damn. . . that pic is . . .interesting. . .
*spank bankfile with substitutes buffered*
Charlie Sheen formally introduces Lohan into the family.
So THAT'S how Kim Kartrashian did it. She sucked the soul out of Paris Hilton. The sex tape and shitty reality show makes more sense now..
Stassi got back together with Laura Leigh over at the Sur lounge
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Lady Gaga and her ex-assistant still fighting over unpaid wages...
It's never pretty when a threesome with two prostitutes ends in jealousy.
whore-oboros
Here's a porno you hope burned in Steve Hirsch's fire at Vivid: Vadge & Gaga - the mutual masturbation diaries.
George Washington would roll over in his grave if he didn't have a hard 'one' right now.
TLC announced that Breaking Amish Season 2
has been renewed and is in production.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
The good news for Kim & Kanye: conjoined twins. The bad news: one is GaGa and the other is a Lohan....
Gwyneth Paltrow's dream evening with Beyonce.
"You've got to know when to hole-ed 'em, know when to foal-ed 'em..."
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Taylor Swift and Adel relish in the success of their new duet 'We Eat Everything We See".
Heads or Tails? Tails. Damn, heads again.
Chin Wrestling for Charity with Reese Witherspoon and Rumer Willis.
Lindsay lohan "eat shit mom"
Dina "I'm trying "
Getting sick and tired of seeing Madonna's Instagram photos.
There's nothing funnier than seeing two chicks blowing each other for a quick buck.
The game show 'Eat As Much Cash As You Can' ended tragically today for celebrity contestants Rosanne Cash & Presley Cash.
Oh Here Go Hell Come!
Being broke, Blohan and White Oprah finally succumbed to mother/daughter porn.
Even with all the money in the world they can't get their vir-chinity back.
Wait a minute--I don't see any cocaine. This can't be Charlie Sheen's house.
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"Brows should not look like a condiment!" -MK
Lilo knew how to deliver the money shot.
Uh...it's art?
The girls worried about a possible misprint on the package, but it turned out that the I-Chin wealth coins worked like magic once they got into the yin-yang position.